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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design, some people say it's been harder
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to find.
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Well, there must be some magic glue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see, the tower of dreams.
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Thank
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you.
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Thank you.
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And they go by.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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Whoa.
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Whoa. Hunk alert.
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That's Steve Webster.
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You know him?
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You've actually seen him?
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Down,
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girl.
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Steve's my loan officer at the bank. He
made all this possible, so treat him
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kindly.
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Hi. Hello, Rachel.
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Congratulations. The place, it looks
great.
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Thank you.
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And who's this lovely young lady?
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Oh, this is my niece, Laura.
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Laura, this is Steve Webster.
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It's nice to meet you, Laura.
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Sure is.
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These are for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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See, they're beautiful.
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Compared to you, they're just a bunch of
weeds.
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What a nice thing to say.
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Laura, would you put these in some weed
water?
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Sure.
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I did that on purpose.
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Well, it was really sweet of you to come
by like this.
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Do loan officers always visit the
businesses they finance?
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No, not really. I just didn't have the
guts to tell you this over the phone.
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Tell me what?
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You obviously didn't read the fine print
in the loan papers.
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Fine print?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, boy, this is so typical.
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You know, you bank people are real
piranhas. So what is it? Does my
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rate double after the first day? No, no,
no, relax.
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The clause I'm referring to states...
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The borrower is required within one week
of the grand opening of Rachel's Place
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to have dinner with the loan officer of
said document.
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Well, now that is fine print.
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Very fine print.
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How about Friday at 8?
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Look, Steve, I barely know you.
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Besides, I'm not so sure it's a good
idea to mix business with pleasure.
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I see.
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7 .30 would be better.
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Rich!
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Until Friday.
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Harriet! Harriet, Richie's gone. My son
has disappeared. I can't find him
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anywhere. Rachel. He's not upstairs,
he's not downstairs, he's not inside,
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not outside. I've got to call the
police. Rachel! What?
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Take him in.
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Oh, I didn't know where you were. Mommy
was worried.
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Brother Rich and I were just reading the
paper together.
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Rachel, I'm going to get you an
anatomical system.
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That way you'll be able to keep an ear
on him no matter where he is.
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Thanks, Harriet. And listen, if Steve
gets here, entertain him until I'm
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Okay, baby.
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Can't we watch the Sesame Street tape?
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Oh, I don't think so, sweetheart.
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Your Uncle Carl wore it out.
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much for organizing the freezer. That
was very enterprising.
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You know what?
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You are a very special person, and I
just don't know what I'd do without you.
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Hello, Edo!
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Eddie Winslow, you are a slime bucket.
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So long, Edo.
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Julie!
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Is it true that you asked out Simone
Edwards?
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What? Jolene, you know you're the only
girl for me.
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Did you ask her out or not?
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Well, yeah.
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But the good news is she said no.
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That's it. We're through, Eddie.
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History.
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Eddie,
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is this a bad time?
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Steve, I just got dumped.
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a certain girl like me.
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Well, I can tell you how I found out
that Jolene had fallen for the Edster.
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Who?
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Me.
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Oh, please, go on.
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Well, one day I had walked by her in
study hall. She was doodling my name
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and over and over.
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Wow!
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Thanks, pal.
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If you ever need anything, you just say
the word.
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Thanks. Bring me a burger, buddy.
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Sorry, this isn't my station.
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Zucchini to that shopping list.
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Z -U -K... Nope.
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Z -O -O -K -N... Uh -uh.
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Let's get corn instead.
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Okay, Riffy.
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The intercom is all ready.
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Now, here's how it works.
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The transmitter stays here, and the
receiver... goes in the living room so
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you talk in here i can hear you in there
but how well if you just this comes
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well if let's just try it out okay you
go in there
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and i'll say hi deal
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It's about a man.
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Judy, go get the dictionary and look up
zucchini.
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Oh, I never get to hear the good stuff.
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Okay, now you say you want to talk to us
about a man.
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Any chance this man could be Steve
Webster?
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Yes.
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Well, you know I had dinner with him the
other night.
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We had a great time.
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Honey, we got the hint when you walked
through the door and did a cartwheel.
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Well, you know, Steve is smart and
charming and funny, and he asked me out
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again.
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But? But he's a little young.
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Well, come on. You know how people talk
when a mature woman dates a younger man.
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Story of my life.
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Well, anyway, I just felt like everyone
was staring at us because of our age
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difference.
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Rachel, you're only 35.
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Well, he's 28.
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Well, honey, here's how I see it.
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There's only three things important in a
man. That he's single, over 21, and
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brings his own toothbrush.
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See, officer, I'm really sorry I was
speeding.
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Do we really have to go to the police
station?
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Yep, but first we have to stop and get
some donuts.
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Yeah!
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She's in the shower.
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Thanks.
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Oh, we got you there, Carl.
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Thank you.
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I'll tell her you're here.
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Hey, come on, Richie. I need backup.
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Get forward.
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Maybe you're right.
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I mean, the age difference doesn't
really matter.
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What does matter is the way Steve makes
me feel.
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I mean, Steve has changed my whole life.
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You know, if it weren't for him, I
wouldn't even have Rachel's place.
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And there's so many wonderful things
about him.
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He's handsome.
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He's a great dresser.
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And he is one of the sexiest men I've
ever met.
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You really like him, don't you?
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Like him?
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Oh, Harriet, I think I'm falling head
over heels in love with him.
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You know
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what?
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I'm going to invite Steve to a romantic
dinner at the restaurant on Sunday.
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Candlelight? The two of us all alone?
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over to the restaurant on Sunday about 7
.30?
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Well,
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I'm planning a dinner for a very, very
special friend.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, I see.
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Steve, are you sure you're okay?
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Good.
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Uh, look, Steve, I want to play some of
my own records on the jukebox, but I
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don't know how to put them in. Can you
help me out?
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Do I have to?
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Well, Steve, I am your boss.
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But I'd be willing to pay you.
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Gee, I wouldn't know what to charge.
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How about double the usual?
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The usual?
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Well, okay.
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Thanks, Steve.
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You know what?
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You are such a sweetheart. Come here.
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Steve, what happened?
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Oh, nothing. Just blacked out for a
second there.
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Okay, Steve.
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Tell me in as few words as possible.
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What's your problem?
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Well, you see, I have reason to believe
that a certain woman is falling in love
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with me.
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Well, we can be sure it's not Laura.
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Then I wish it were.
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for my heart would not be so torn.
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Well, Steve, is the woman nice?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, is she attractive?
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Oh, she's a feast for these four eyes.
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Well, then what's your problem?
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Well, my heart is promised to Laura.
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She's been the only girl for me ever
since the first day we met in
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and she made me eat my Play -Doh.
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You know, maybe you should give this
other girl a chance. I mean, after all,
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doesn't look like Laura's going to be
falling into your arms any time this
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century.
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I know.
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And, Steve, consider this. If this girl
really has fallen for you,
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then it's obvious that there's a
powerful chemical attraction going on.
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You sly dog, you.
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A healthy dose of the old animal magnet.
Oh, yeah.
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A special lady, a special rental price.
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I have a special question.
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What the heck is going on here?
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You and I are caught in the gale force
winds of Hurricane Urkel.
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So if you feel yourself being swept
away, hold on to me, my big bambina.
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I think your cummerbund's a little too
tight.
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I know how you feel about me, Rachel.
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You do?
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Don't be coy, my little Amazon.
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Yep.
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I heard you over the intercom.
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You declared your love for me.
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of the small -minded will turn into
shouts of admiration as soon as I start
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shaving.
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Uh, Steve.
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Honey.
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You don't understand.
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Oh, but I understand only too well.
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A wise and somewhat portly man told me
to explore our relationship.
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And when portly men speak, I listen.
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Let me explain something here. See...
Hush, my puppy.
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Let us not speak.
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Instead, let's listen.
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Let's listen to our heart.
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Steve! Steve, honey! Steve!
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Steve! Listen to me first. Now, see...
Wait!
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What's that smell?
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What perfume are you wearing?
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A rainbow cloud.
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You're right, Steve.
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It is Laura you love.
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Let's always remember that.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Rachel. I've toyed with
your affections. Can you ever forgive
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Well, this isn't going to be easy,
Steve.
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I have been hurt.
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thinking right now.
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He'll never find a man quite like me.
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I'm absolutely certain.
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Well, time heals all wounds, and keep
that pretty little chin up.
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I'll try.
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Perhaps someday the Lord will send you a
man who's perfect for you.
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Hello, Rachel.
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Wow!
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So let me get this straight.
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You're actually considering not seeing
me again just because of our age
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difference?
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Right.
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But you don't care about that anymore?
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Right.
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Rachel, I don't understand what you were
so worried about. I mean, I'm 28, and
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you couldn't possibly be any more than
30.
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Right.
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Love that sound.
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Rick, this place is packed tighter than
a Cuban cigar.
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We're doing okay.
261
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,700
Yeah.
262
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Customers are pouring in.
263
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,440
Yeah.
264
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,780
We're all making money. Oh, yeah!
265
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,020
Can we order some food?
266
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,620
Hey, that's a good idea, Judy.
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00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,220
Laura? Oh, sorry, this is out of my
station.
268
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,880
Well, Rachel, if you're going to be this
busy, you better hire extra help.
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Don't worry, Carl.
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It's all taken care of.
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Service on number six.
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