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Hey, Laura, can Mom ask? Tell her I'm
meeting the guys to play basketball.
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Tell her yourself.
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I'm Metro Secretary.
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Hi,
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Eddie.
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Hi, Steve.
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You ready to dribble the old round ball?
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Shoot some hoops? Bang the boards?
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Urkel. Why do you put yourself through
this?
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Nobody ever picks you for their team.
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Well, I was close last time. I would
have gotten in if Sheila Schwartz hadn't
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shown up.
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Yeah. It was pretty amazing how well she
played in those high heels.
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Lance Knox.
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Sheila.
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stick to chess?
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Yeah, it's more your game.
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No, I've been practicing. Watch this.
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Did I do that?
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No. It's a prize that came with the
cereal.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of everything.
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Great thing happened at work today.
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One of the guys in produce got fired.
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Why is that great?
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Oh, well, it's not great that he got
fired, but it's great that there's an
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opening in produce.
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So, what's your point?
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All the biggies started in produce.
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Louie and Fish, Chuck and Meats, Stella
and Cheese.
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Go for it, Eddie.
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Reach for the stars.
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Of course I know who you are.
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Carl has told me all about you.
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You're kidding.
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When?
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Carl is going to be so excited.
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I'm looking forward to meeting you, too.
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Bye, Darnell.
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That was one of Carl's closest friends
from high school.
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Was that Darnell Coleman or Darnell
Watkins or Darnell Clark?
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Darnell Clark.
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Uh -huh. Were all dad's friends named
Darnell?
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Yes. Those were very confusing times.
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Carl's been telling me for years what a
hot singing group they were. Hey, Dad.
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Hey, baby.
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Something smells good.
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Dad, I didn't know you were in a singing
group.
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Well, yeah, in high school.
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Did you ever do a video?
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Why are they asking about all of this?
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Carl,
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Darnell Clark called from Springfield
today.
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You're kidding.
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Why? I haven't seen him in 20 years.
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What's he up to?
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Well, one thing he's up to is organizing
your 20th high school reunion. It's
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next month.
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Oh? Uh, I can't make it.
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We're talking about your 20th reunion.
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All the Darnells are going to be there.
Isn't that exciting?
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Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.
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I'm with Dad.
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Once you're out of high school, why
would you want to go back?
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You know, I don't get to say this much,
but Eddie's right.
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I don't get this.
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We're talking about the Darnells. They
were your best friends.
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I know, Harriet, but reunions are
overrated.
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I went to my 50th reunion and spent the
whole night...
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Dancing with Walter Simons.
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Sounds like you two hit it off.
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We had to. We were the only ones there.
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Carl, don't you want to see the
Darnells? You were so close.
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Harriet, things change.
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People change.
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Well, that's part of the fun, to see how
they've changed.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means people change.
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Well, why don't you just come right out
and say it, Harriet?
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Okay, I said it. And I'm too fat to go
to my reunion.
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Oh, so that's it.
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You don't want to go because you've put
on a few pounds.
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But, Harriet, the Darnells were track
stars.
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They could eat anything they want and
not gain an ounce.
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We're talking metabolism here, Harriet.
They have it, I don't.
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If you're that concerned about your
weight, why don't you go on a diet? You
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a month.
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Harriet, I have tried every diet under
the sun, and I've never lost any weight.
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I fasted for a week and went up a size.
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out tonight.
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I feel great.
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If you want something to eat, there's
some leftovers in the fridge.
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Oh, no thanks. I'm too pumped to eat.
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I'll just have a glass of water with a
twist of lemon.
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On second thought, forget the lemon. I'm
watching my weight.
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What?
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Not if you think about getting Rachel
involved in this.
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She can help you. Harriet, it is just
too embarrassing.
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I don't want anyone to know why I'm not
going to my reunion.
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Especially not Miss Too Pumped to Eat.
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So, what did you guys do tonight?
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We talked about how fat Carl is.
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Thank you, Harriet.
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Carl, I wish you'd stop acting like a
baby. Lose some weight and go to your
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class reunion.
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Oh, I get it.
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You put on a few pounds and now you're
embarrassed.
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Who, me?
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Embarrassed? I am not embarrassed. I'm
just not going.
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Let me ask you something, Carl.
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If you could lose a few pounds, would
you go to your reunion?
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Maybe. Then it's no problem.
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I'll put you on my special program of
diet and exercise. I guarantee you'll
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weight.
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Really? Yes.
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As long as you're committed to it.
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What do you say?
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Come on, Carl.
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Do it.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll go on a diet.
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Here you go.
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Here's the butter.
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Give me the cheese.
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Harriet, this diet is torture.
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I'm dizzy, my vision is blurred, and I'm
short of breath.
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Carl, grow up. It's only been 12 hours.
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Could you pass this?
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Do you think you could sneak this past
the jaws of life?
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Dad! Let me just breathe in the tomato
sauce. It's a little wet.
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Okay. All right, Carl, here's your
dinner. Now, you thought that lasagna
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good, but feast your eyes on this.
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That's it?
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Three stalks of asparagus and some
steamed broccoli?
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Rachel, I've had more food than this
stuck between my teeth.
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Salt, pepper, toothpicks, baby food,
cooking oil, cornstarch.
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I'm going to show you.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Hey, Dad.
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I got the job.
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Oh, I can see.
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Congratulations, son.
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So how are you, Tomatoes?
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Why does everybody keep asking me that?
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We'll explain it to you after your
father's way in.
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Come on, Carl. Let's see how much weight
you've lost.
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thing works right? I can check this for
you. I know exactly how much I weighed.
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They weighed me at my last physical.
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When was that?
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1947.
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Yep, right on the button.
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Your turn.
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Oh, this is dumb. I haven't lost any
weight. I just know it.
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Oh, come on, Carl. How's this?
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We'll all turn our heads.
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Nobody will look. This will be your own
private moment.
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Oh, that sounds okay.
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Go on to the reunions.
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You eat that and you can kiss your diet
goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Harry, would you hand me the hot fudge
on the stove over there, please?
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You know, honey, there is just too
much... much emphasis in our culture
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days on being thin i mean everywhere you
look in tv movies magazines i mean i've
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never been what you could call finn i
mean as a baby i was chubby as a kid i
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husky and now as an adult i'm big boned
as long as i can remember i've
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always been happy girl if you're happy
then why are you worried about what the
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people at the reunion are gonna think
Well, it's not everybody that I'm
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about. It's just the Darnells.
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Carl, the Darnells are your friends.
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All they're going to care about is who
you are and how you're doing.
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Not if you've picked up a few extra
pounds.
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You really think so?
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If they're your friends, I know so.
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Okay.
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I'll pass on the Sunday.
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Besides, I want to be sure I can fit
into my suit for the reunion.
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Good for you, Carl.
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And anyway, you're the only sugar I
need.
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Wait a minute.
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You're Winslow.
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Miss Gilbert.
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You know, you never handed in that book
report on Silas Marner.
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Oh, uh, my dog ate it.
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You saved him, Winslow.
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Thank you.
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I've only been here five minutes and
already I've got homework.
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Carol Winslow, right?
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Right. And you're?
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And this is my little woman.
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Remember? Don't little woman me,
Russell.
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Oh, quit blowing one note, Irene. You're
just like your mother.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how's this?
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I want a divorce.
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I'll be in the car.
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Good. I'll be at the bar.
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Nice seeing you again, Captain.
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Nice meeting you, Harry.
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Who's that fun couple?
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Russell and Irene.
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They were voted the class Romeo and
Juliet.
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Oh!
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I don't believe it! Oh, gosh, it's good
to see you!
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Oh, and you must be Harriet. You are
gorgeous.
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Oh, thank you. Now, Carl, what has it
been, 20 years?
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Oh, at least.
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Who are you?
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arms and shoulders.
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Let me introduce you to my wife, Janet.
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Janet, I'd like you to meet Harriet and
Carl Winslow. Oh, Carl, I have heard so
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much about you. Nice to meet you. And
I've heard so much about Darnell. It's
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nice to finally meet both of you. You
know, when Darnell heard about the
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reunion, he didn't want to come. He was
embarrassed about his weight.
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Janet put me on a diet. I have lost
three whole pounds.
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let themselves go.
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Yeah, but listen, can we get something
to eat first?
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Hey, you read my mind.
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I'll catch up with you.
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Harriet,
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thank you. I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Skinny.
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Dawn, now, look.
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You broke my heart because I couldn't
dance.
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You didn't even want me around.
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But, baby,
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here to tell you, I can really stick it
down.
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And that's the day. And I can do the
twist. I can do the twist. Now won't you
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tell me, baby.
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Tell me, baby. Do you like it like this?
Do you like it like this?
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