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Urkel, why don't you ever knock?

Only if I did, nobody would ever let me in.

Where's Laura?

She's upstairs.

I'm gonna ask her out for Saturday night.

Steve, don't waste your time.

She's never gonna go out with you.

the pleasure of your company Saturday night.

I'm busy Saturday night.

Well, how about Sunday night?

Urkel, let me put this to you as nicely as I can.

I'm not going out with you.

I'm never going out with you.

You make my skin crawl.

I understand.

To read any good news on the newspaper page. And love and tradition of the

design. Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clues inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of...

You can't live without.

I hope it's me.

I hope it's a man.

Now get him out of here.

He's got nowhere to go.

He's been hanging around school for almost a week.

No tag, no license.

Yeah, we tried to find his owner. We called pet finders, put up flyers, but

nobody claimed him.

Can we keep him?

Please?

Judy, quit whining. You know your father's rule.

No animals in the house unless they're in a bowl, a cage, or a roasting pan.

Rachel, you're not helping.

Think of the fun little Richie could have with that cute little puppy. See

doggie? Nice doggie.

Yes, you are cute.

Harriet, can't we keep him?

bicycle. He left it in the driveway again.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

I'm gonna have a talk with that boy. Is he home? Where is he? In his room? I

don't know. I mean,

yes, but you're too tired. I'll get him for you.

Watch the news and see if anybody had a worse day than I did.

I'll talk with Edward later.

When are you going to tell him about the dog?

I'll wait until he's in a good mood.

When is that going to be?

Well, let's see. He has eight years to retirement.

I'll tell him at the party.

Who is it?

Rachel!

Wait till you see what I bought Nicky. Got him a leaf, food deck, water bowl,

and doggy delight.

He's gonna love these.

That's strange.

Says dogs eat them like candy.

Listen to music.

I don't hear any music.

Say, I'm sorry that I blew up at dinner about the bike.

I had a real bad day.

It's okay, Dad.

Well, I guess I'll turn in early. Okay.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey,

what are these?

Hey,

these are good. What are they?

It's just a little snack I picked up at the health food store.

Try them. They're delicious.

With one tooth.

What was that?

What was what?

That noise.

Sounded like it came from the laundry room. I didn't hear anything. You kids

hear anything? Not me.

dog needs a home.

From a heart.

Dad, he's a really nice dog.

Oh, Carl, you brought home a dog. How wonderful.

Rachel, he knows and he doesn't want to keep him.

Oh.

Don't you like dogs, Carl?

Well, I love dogs.

Then why don't you want to keep him?

Oh, look.

When I was...

Cute little Cocker Spaniel puppy.

We went everywhere together.

He'd follow me to school every day and wait for me outside.

I loved that dog more than anything.

Then one day he got sick and died.

I was crushed.

For weeks I'd walk to school looking behind me thinking he'd be there.

Of course he wasn't.

I swore I'd never get close to another pet again.

Sorry.

Carl, that was 20 years ago. Get some therapy.

Harriet, I'm just trying to spare the kids the same pain that I went through.

Oh, come on, Carl. You had 10 wonderful years with that dog. Well, yeah, but...

And think about all the good it did for you. I mean, it taught you about

responsibility and how to love.

responsibility. The three of you have got to walk him, brush him, feed him,

most important of all, keep him away from me.

Don't worry, Dad. It's whatever we say.

Sit, Mickey.

Sit, Mickey.

Bye,

Dad. We're going to the mall. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you take care

the dog?

I fed him and he brushed him and he dragged Judy around the block three

Put him in the kitchen out of my way.

Hi,

Carl.

Don't you think you ought to start calling me Mr. Winslow?

Yeah, that's what my parents Herb and Diane tell me.

Where's Laura?

She's gone.

For the day.

We got the dog.

Okay.

A frisbee.

Helping develop great eye -snout coordination.

Carl, Carl.

Sit down.

We need to talk.

Why?

What's wrong?

I have something to tell you about Mickey.

Oh, no.

Is he sick? Is he lost?

Carl, he's fine. He's in the garage.

Well, in the garage, why?

Carl, he's destructive.

He's eating clothes and furniture.

My dog is a sweet, gentle, playful little puppy.

Carl, around you, he's benchy.

Around us, he's Cujo.

Well, he'll grow out of it. He's still adjusting to his new surroundings.

Carl, he's a big dog.

Too big to be pent up in the house all day.

He needs room to run and play.

Well, I take him to the park.

Carl, he's an active outdoor dog.

He needs to live in the country, not in the city.

Well, we'll...

house and buy a farm oh come on well does everybody feel this way

yes yep definitely well all right i'll find him a

nice home but please let me be the one to break it to him i didn't want to

mention this but he's not too crazy about the rest of you

I know.

Hey, but this is hard for me, too.

I made a few phone calls, and I found you

a real nice home.

It's in the country.

Have somebody to take you hunting, fishing.

A lot of space for you to dig holes and chase rabbits.

A whole forest for you to chew on.

That sounds okay, right?

Really going to miss you too, pal.

It's been nice knowing you.

Well, I just dropped Mickey off at his new home.

How did it go?

Well, there was a lot of whimpering, a lot of sniffling.

Yeah, but how did Mickey take it?

Okay, I guess.

But he's sure gonna miss me.

I'm sure gonna miss him.

Aw.

Dad, you were right.

Having a pet is a big responsibility.

Yeah. Well, at least you found Mickey a good home.

And you still have us.

I could have sworn I locked that door.

What do you want, Steve?

You mean besides Laura?

I noticed from my window that you got rid of your dog.

Wise choice.

But knowing how important it is for every man to have a pet, I brought you

I don't see any ants.

Oh, you have to send off for them. But don't worry.

I knew this was an emergency.

So I brought you some from my own personal supply.