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Urkel, why don't you ever knock?
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Only if I did, nobody would ever let me
in.
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Where's Laura?
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She's upstairs.
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I'm gonna ask her out for Saturday
night.
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Steve, don't waste your time.
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She's never gonna go out with you.
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the pleasure of your company Saturday
night.
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I'm busy Saturday night.
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Well, how about Sunday night?
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Urkel, let me put this to you as nicely
as I can.
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I'm not going out with you.
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I'm never going out with you.
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You make my skin crawl.
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I understand.
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To read any good news on the newspaper
page. And love and tradition of the
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design. Some people say it's even harder
to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic
clues inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of...
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You can't live without.
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I hope it's me.
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I hope it's a man.
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Now get him out of here.
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He's got nowhere to go.
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He's been hanging around school for
almost a week.
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No tag, no license.
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Yeah, we tried to find his owner. We
called pet finders, put up flyers, but
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nobody claimed him.
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Can we keep him?
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Please?
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Judy, quit whining. You know your
father's rule.
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No animals in the house unless they're
in a bowl, a cage, or a roasting pan.
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Rachel, you're not helping.
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Think of the fun little Richie could
have with that cute little puppy. See
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doggie? Nice doggie.
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Yes, you are cute.
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Harriet, can't we keep him?
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bicycle. He left it in the driveway
again.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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I'm gonna have a talk with that boy. Is
he home? Where is he? In his room? I
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don't know. I mean,
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yes, but you're too tired. I'll get him
for you.
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Watch the news and see if anybody had a
worse day than I did.
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I'll talk with Edward later.
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When are you going to tell him about the
dog?
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I'll wait until he's in a good mood.
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When is that going to be?
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Well, let's see. He has eight years to
retirement.
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I'll tell him at the party.
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Who is it?
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Rachel!
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Wait till you see what I bought Nicky.
Got him a leaf, food deck, water bowl,
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and doggy delight.
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He's gonna love these.
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That's strange.
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Says dogs eat them like candy.
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Listen to music.
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I don't hear any music.
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Say, I'm sorry that I blew up at dinner
about the bike.
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I had a real bad day.
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It's okay, Dad.
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Well, I guess I'll turn in early. Okay.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Hey,
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what are these?
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Hey,
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these are good. What are they?
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It's just a little snack I picked up at
the health food store.
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Try them. They're delicious.
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With one tooth.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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That noise.
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Sounded like it came from the laundry
room. I didn't hear anything. You kids
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hear anything? Not me.
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dog needs a home.
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From a heart.
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Dad, he's a really nice dog.
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Oh, Carl, you brought home a dog. How
wonderful.
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Rachel, he knows and he doesn't want to
keep him.
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Oh.
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Don't you like dogs, Carl?
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Well, I love dogs.
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Then why don't you want to keep him?
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Oh, look.
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When I was...
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Cute little Cocker Spaniel puppy.
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We went everywhere together.
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He'd follow me to school every day and
wait for me outside.
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I loved that dog more than anything.
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Then one day he got sick and died.
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I was crushed.
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For weeks I'd walk to school looking
behind me thinking he'd be there.
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Of course he wasn't.
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I swore I'd never get close to another
pet again.
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Sorry.
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Carl, that was 20 years ago. Get some
therapy.
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Harriet, I'm just trying to spare the
kids the same pain that I went through.
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Oh, come on, Carl. You had 10 wonderful
years with that dog. Well, yeah, but...
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And think about all the good it did for
you. I mean, it taught you about
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responsibility and how to love.
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responsibility. The three of you have
got to walk him, brush him, feed him,
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most important of all, keep him away
from me.
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Don't worry, Dad. It's whatever we say.
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Sit, Mickey.
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Sit, Mickey.
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Bye,
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Dad. We're going to the mall. Wait a
minute, wait a minute. Did you take care
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the dog?
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I fed him and he brushed him and he
dragged Judy around the block three
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Put him in the kitchen out of my way.
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Hi,
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Carl.
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Don't you think you ought to start
calling me Mr. Winslow?
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Yeah, that's what my parents Herb and
Diane tell me.
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Where's Laura?
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She's gone.
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For the day.
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We got the dog.
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Okay.
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A frisbee.
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Helping develop great eye -snout
coordination.
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Carl, Carl.
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Sit down.
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We need to talk.
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Why?
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What's wrong?
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I have something to tell you about
Mickey.
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Oh, no.
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Is he sick? Is he lost?
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Carl, he's fine. He's in the garage.
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Well, in the garage, why?
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Carl, he's destructive.
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He's eating clothes and furniture.
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My dog is a sweet, gentle, playful
little puppy.
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Carl, around you, he's benchy.
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Around us, he's Cujo.
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Well, he'll grow out of it. He's still
adjusting to his new surroundings.
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Carl, he's a big dog.
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Too big to be pent up in the house all
day.
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He needs room to run and play.
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Well, I take him to the park.
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Carl, he's an active outdoor dog.
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He needs to live in the country, not in
the city.
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Well, we'll...
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house and buy a farm oh come on well
does everybody feel this way
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yes yep definitely well all right i'll
find him a
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nice home but please let me be the one
to break it to him i didn't want to
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mention this but he's not too crazy
about the rest of you
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I know.
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Hey, but this is hard for me, too.
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I made a few phone calls, and I found
you
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a real nice home.
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It's in the country.
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Have somebody to take you hunting,
fishing.
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A lot of space for you to dig holes and
chase rabbits.
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A whole forest for you to chew on.
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That sounds okay, right?
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Really going to miss you too, pal.
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It's been nice knowing you.
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Well, I just dropped Mickey off at his
new home.
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How did it go?
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Well, there was a lot of whimpering, a
lot of sniffling.
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Yeah, but how did Mickey take it?
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Okay, I guess.
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But he's sure gonna miss me.
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I'm sure gonna miss him.
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Aw.
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Dad, you were right.
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Having a pet is a big responsibility.
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Yeah. Well, at least you found Mickey a
good home.
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And you still have us.
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I could have sworn I locked that door.
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What do you want, Steve?
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You mean besides Laura?
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I noticed from my window that you got
rid of your dog.
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Wise choice.
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But knowing how important it is for
every man to have a pet, I brought you
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I don't see any ants.
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Oh, you have to send off for them. But
don't worry.
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I knew this was an emergency.
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So I brought you some from my own
personal supply.
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