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I'm so glad I could finally get the two
of you together. Yeah.
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This is great. This is great.
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So, Carly, Paige tells me you're a
runner.
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Yes, I am.
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Me too. I run, too. I run a lot. I
run... You know when I like to run is in
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rain, especially if I don't have an
umbrella. Then I think to myself, oh, my
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God, it's raining. Run!
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Then I just run like the Dickens.
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What kind of work do you do?
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Oh, well, right now I'm mostly just a
stand -in.
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You know, in the movies.
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Yes.
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Just a stand -in?
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Please. It is no small feat being the
approximate height and weight of an
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-nominated actress.
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See, I find that fascinating. What
exactly does a stand -in do?
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Well, you know, usually we just hang out
until it's time to go to the set and
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get lit.
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Hanging out, getting lit. Sounds a lot
like college.
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I'm sorry.
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You're being funny again, right?
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Let me think.
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Yes. Yes, I was.
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Don't worry about it, Carly. Ellen's
just sometimes a little hard to
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I used to come with a manual.
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Lewis, the little actor, he used to come
with me.
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You know, I need to go use the little
girl's room.
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Excuse me?
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Isn't she great?
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She's so innocent.
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Yeah. In the sense that she's mentally
unfit to stand trial.
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Yeah, you know, I appreciate what you're
trying to do, setting me up and
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everything, but this is not going to
work out.
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Just give this one a shot, okay?
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I'm running out of lesbians.
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Well, you know, we're not reproducing
like we used to.
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Hello, I'm Donnie Ailo, the owner. If
there's anything you need, just let me
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know. Can we get some more virgin olive
oil? This bottle seems a little trampy.
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Hi, Ellen.
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Dan, I don't believe it.
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Hi.
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Wow.
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Well, Paige, you remember Dan? Yeah,
right, Paige. And this is Vince, my
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Vince, how are you doing? Nice to meet
you. And an old boyfriend.
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Wow. It is amazing, Ellen. You haven't
changed. You are exactly the same.
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Well, well, not exactly.
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Well, I gotta tell you, it is so great
to see you. And you really, you really
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have not changed a bit.
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You still have that amazing smile.
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Well, I got out of boxing just in time.
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Look, come on, let me show you around.
Oh, I shouldn't. My date just went off
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the bathroom.
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Don't worry about it. There's a mirror
in there. It'll be a while.
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Now, over there is the bar, and through
here is the kitchen.
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Bernardo, Bernardo, no si, così, rifado.
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Ciao.
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And, oh, and just for future reference,
this is the worst table in the house.
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Yeah, they tried to seat it there
earlier, but I showed them a little
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Mr. Washington.
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Wow, I owed you for a dollar?
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A quarter. What do you pay these people?
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Well, you sure have come a long way
since we first met, huh? Yeah, yeah, I
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I've, uh...
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Grown up a little? And what have you
been doing with yourself since we broke
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Well, I quit the bookstore.
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Oh. I bought a house, and I'm gay.
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No kidding. I just got drunk.
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Dan, I'm serious. I'm gay.
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You are serious.
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Well, I hope this didn't have anything
to do with me.
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Well, no, not unless you played Catwoman
on Batman.
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Wow.
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But you never suspected?
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No, no. In fact, for a long time after
we broke up, I had this painful image of
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you being with another man.
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Somehow this image isn't quite so bad.
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Wow, so how's it working out for you?
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Well, pretty much the same as before,
but now instead of not having sex with
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men, I'm not having sex with women.
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Well, maybe we haven't had sex with some
of the same people.
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Well,
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I'm glad for you, Ellen. I mean, and
geez, you sure look happy. Yeah, it's
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great. And you know, the best part about
it is it's taken five strokes off my
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golf game.
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Oh, there's my date.
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Oh, no wonder you switched teams.
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Yeah, actually, they use Carly's picture
on all the recruiting posters. That's
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how they suck you in.
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Wow. It's a tough ride. You don't
realize how out of shape you are until
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something you haven't done for a while.
I know. My thighs haven't had a workout
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like this since last time I was with
you.
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Can I get you something?
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Uh, iced tea, please? Yeah, two.
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You got it.
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Ellen, I'm curious. What kind of woman
do you, um, you know, go for? I mean,
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what's your type?
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I don't have a type. It took me this
long to narrow it down to a gender.
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Come on,
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you gotta have a type.
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Well, I guess judging from past
experience, my type would be in a
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dumb as a stick or sorry from behind you
look like a girl.
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Well,
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take it from a guy who's been doing this
a lot longer than you. It's really,
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really tough to meet women. No, I hear
you, pal.
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You know, I was with this one girl.
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Beautiful, but new. She actually put on
makeup to go to bed.
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Yeah, I had to sleep with her twice just
so my pillowcases would match.
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Women.
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Can't live with them. Can't explain to
the desk clerk why you only need one
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cool talking about this stuff with you.
It's like talking to a really pretty
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guy.
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Yeah, well, if you like talking to
pretty guys, you might be gay.
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You know, I've really missed this.
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You and me just hanging out together.
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Me too.
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It's great running into you again. Hey,
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I'm hungry. I'm gonna get some menus,
okay?
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I'll go. Look out!
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, you restaurant owners sure wear a
lot of keys, huh?
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Oh, you should have taught me.
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I still cannot believe you beat me at
bowling. Yeah, well, believe it, Tal. I
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told you, I used to be on my college
bowling team.
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I was going to go pro, but I couldn't
put on that extra 40 pounds.
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Well, at least I was with the prettiest
girl in the bowling alley.
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That's just because the sparkly ball
brought out my eyes.
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Oh, hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I had a surgery this afternoon,
but the guy died this morning, so I got
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three -day weekend.
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By the way, you are totally out of food.
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Sorry. I'm sure they'll have finger
sandwiches at the wake.
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Um, Ellen, I need to call and check on
things at the restaurant.
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Do you have a phone? Yes, it's in the
kitchen.
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Oh,
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Carly called.
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I wanted to go out with you tomorrow
night and see a movie.
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Oh, great. Ernest must have a new
adventure.
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I don't want to go. I have plans with
Dan.
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Plans? Elle, Carly is the kind of woman
you betray your country for. Okay, tell
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Dan to take a hike.
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I don't want to, and I'll tell you
something else. As long as I'm an
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you will not work for the State
Department.
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Hold on. What's going on? Are you guys
dating? I mean, what's happening?
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Oh, please.
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We're just two friends hanging out
together.
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It's better than dating.
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None of that man -woman tension stuff.
Although we are still at odds over that
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Bobby Riggs, Billie Jean King thing.
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I'm sorry, Ellen. I gotta go. My
Canadian bacon distributor didn't show
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today. Well, I have an old jar of Bacos
in the cabinet.
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I mean, they're not Canadian, but
they've been spending a lot of time next
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the maple syrup.
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You've got Bacos and syrup?
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Okay, so I'll swing by and pick you up
at, what, seven tomorrow night? Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey, Ellen, you know...
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Uh,
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Ellen, I'll see... I'll see you. Okay,
I'll see you later. And thanks again for
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sharing your chapstick.
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What the hell kind of lesbian are you?
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Dan, what are you doing here?
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What? I can't leave work early to cook
dinner for the woman I love?
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Oh, no. Did you bring her home again?
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I, uh, I saw the doctor today.
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Is something wrong?
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No, something is very, very right.
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We're having a baby.
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Another one. Oh!
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I'm the road not taken.
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Whatever that means.
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Oh.
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Oh, thank God.
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Why must my dreams be so cryptic?
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So, what is this thing you've been
hinting about?
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Well, I feel a little funny bringing
this up with you, but you remember my
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boyfriend, Dan?
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Oh, I could have called that one.
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Tell him I'm flattered that I'm in a
relationship.
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No, no, that's not it.
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You know how there's something that you
decide that you don't like anymore, like
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a kind of food?
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Like chocolate.
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Okay, yeah, sure, chocolate.
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Anyway, so...
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You accidentally have a little chocolate
on the corner of your mouth. How do you
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accidentally get chocolate on the corner
of your mouth?
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I don't know. Some clumsy person with a
fistful of fudge bumps into you. Anyway,
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so... They bump into your mouth?
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It happens, okay?
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So you have a little bit of chocolate on
the corner of your mouth, and you're
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like, Hey, that's not as bad as I
remember.
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You know what I'm saying here?
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I'm sorry. I still can't get past the
implausibility of your analogy.
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Forget about the chocolate. I'm talking
about Dan.
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Okay, we've been hanging out, and it's
been great. It's been really, really
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great. And he's great.
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I mean, he'd be the perfect man if he
were a woman.
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You know, medically speaking, that's not
impossible.
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Dan was over last night, and he... I...
We sort of kissed.
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Oh, dear.
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Yeah. It was a quick kiss, but it was...
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I felt something. And if Spence hadn't
walked in, I don't know exactly how much
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chocolate I would have eaten.
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Well, what did you want to happen with
Dan?
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I don't know. I know that I wanted to
kiss him.
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And I... Maybe I'm just looking for an
easier path. Maybe I haven't met a woman
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yet. Maybe it's just because he's so
nice and familiar.
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But, Ellen, don't panic.
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These things aren't written in stone.
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Some people are always gay, and some are
always straight.
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And for others, it changes.
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I mean, it's based on who you fall in
love with.
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Do you think you're in love with Dan?
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I don't know. I mean, I like him. I like
him a lot.
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And I haven't had this kind of
connection with anybody in a long time.
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Then there's a chance you're attracted
to men. You have to be open to that
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possibility. No, I'm not open. I'm
closed.
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The whole men's department was
liquidated after years of declining
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That's it. I'm just going to cancel my
date with Dan.
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Ellen, you...
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You have been running away from your
feelings your entire life. Now, you owe
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to yourself to explore this thing.
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You have to follow your heart, and that
will lead you to the truth of the
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matter. Oh, yeah, that's easy for you to
say. You've never found yourself
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attracted to a woman.
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Peter, you didn't.
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Oh, Ellen, I was in college. It was a
crazy time.
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It was the early 80s. Depot was hot.
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Our fighting boys were over in Grenada,
and we all had this...
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What the hell attitude.
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When will we stop paying the price for
that war?
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Her name was Sarah, but I called her
Sarah Smile.
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You know, after the soulful ballad by
Hall & Oates.
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And she slept with you anyway?
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Yeah. But the important thing is that I
knew right then and there that women
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were not for me.
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Although, as I recall, she didn't have
any complaints.
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What are you doing out here?
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Oh, I sit out here every night. This is
where I spin my folk tales and do my
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Whitlam.
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We have to talk about last night.
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Oh. Oh, right.
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The bowling.
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Look, a lot of people keep the shoes.
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Talking about the kiss.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Let's talk about it.
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Pretty interesting, huh?
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Yeah, I...
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I hope I wasn't out of line.
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No, no, I was right in there with you. I
counted four lips all pitching in.
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So, what did you make of that?
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Well, as I believe I mentioned earlier,
I'm gay.
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I'm a gay woman.
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And kissing boys kind of violates the
whole spirit of the thing.
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Not to mention I could get cooties.
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Yeah, well, it left me feeling kind of
confused, too.
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I liked it.
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And I have to figure out what that
means.
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Maybe I can help.
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I mean, yeah, I mean, we could, you
know, explore it a little further just
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see if there's anything really to it.
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Yeah, well, why not? I mean, I'm not
going to kill anybody.
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Unless something goes terribly, terribly
wrong.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm going to kiss you now.
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You just feel free to put on the brakes
whenever you want.
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Okay.
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Stop.
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I'm just testing the brakes.
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I want to get to a steep hill and find
out they don't work.
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Here we go.
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Oh, your keys again.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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You know what?
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Could we... Switch? Yeah. Yes, yes. I'm
better with the wind at my back. Okay.
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Ellen, I'm getting the idea that you're
not as into this as I am.
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No, what makes you say that?
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You were drumming the George of the
Jungle theme on my back.
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No, I wasn't. It was a wipeout. I start
slow.
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It's okay.
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Let's not kid ourselves. I guess I just
don't have it tonight.
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No, no, you have it. You're the man,
Dan.
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I mean, the French are going to start
calling it damn kissing.
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It's just, it's not working for me.
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I'm sorry.
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No, don't you get it? This is fabulous.
I have no interest in sleeping with you
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whatsoever.
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Hip hip hooray.
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Come on, don't take it personally. I
mean, I could kiss 50 other guys tonight
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and I wouldn't get anything more out of
it. I mean, maybe a cold sore mono or
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something.
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So I guess we were just, what, confusing
friendship for passion?
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I think I was.
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And it's kind of where we left it two
years ago.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I believe your exact words were,
something is missing.
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Mm -hmm.
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Only at the time, neither of us realized
it was a girl.
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You know, you really feel pretty sure
about this girl thing, don't you?
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Well, all I know is I've only been in
love once, and it was with one of them.
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So what do we do now?
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Well, we go to the concert. I spent 40
bucks on these tickets.
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What a guy. You're going to take me
anyway, even though I'm not going to put
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out?
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Wow.
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This will be just like prom night.
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You know, I got to tell you, for a
second there when we were kissing, you
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had me fooled.
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Well, I was kind of cheating.
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How?
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Well, in this light, you look a little
bit like Elizabeth Hurley.
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Hi,
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Mary. This is Dan.
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Hi, I was wondering if maybe you wanted
to go out on Friday night.
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Oh, you are.
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So how's it working out for you?
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Oh, well, uh, okay.
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Good luck. Yeah.
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Bye.
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Hi, Kathy.
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This is Dan.
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Hey. Listen, I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to go out on Friday night.
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Oh, you are.
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So how's it working out for you?
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Oh, really?
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Really? You and Mary.
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Hi, Frank. This is Dan.
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