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You're gonna be late for your dinner
date with your old college friend,
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I can't believe it.
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What, that Ellen has a date?
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No, that she went to college.
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Looks like she's been in there forever.
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Ellen, are you coming out or not?
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Yeah, Ellen, quit jerking us around and
come out already!
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What?
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What is the big deal? I've got a whole
hour.
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So that was two years ago. So then I did
the weather in St. Paul.
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And basically my job was to tell people
how many seconds they could be outside
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before their skin froze.
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Okay. And how exactly did that qualify
you to do the news in Pittsburgh?
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Who said I was qualified?
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Look at you, TV reporter.
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Look at me. Look at you, bookstore
manager.
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It's amazing. I mean, we're both doing
what we always wanted to do.
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Well, except for me.
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You know, Ellen, if it wasn't for you, I
wouldn't be a reporter. That's right.
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If it wasn't for me, you would be a
senator. Remember I said lower your
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It's so amazing. We're just sitting here
talking to each other like it was
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yesterday. I mean, how long has it been?
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Well, yesterday when I picked you up
from the airport.
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But then before that, five years.
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Wow. We look great.
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Are you kidding?
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We're adorable.
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Oh, here comes somebody to adore us
right now.
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Hi, sorry to interrupt. Or, well, am I
interrupting? It looks like you've
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finished dinner, so I guess I'm not
interrupting.
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But, actually, we're still talking, so
technically I am interrupting.
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But now I'm talking so long that I
should have just originally interrupted.
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Nice sweater.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Ellen, this is Susan Richmond, my
producer.
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Hi, Ellen.
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Yeah, oh, wow, Ellen, I've heard so much
about you from Richard. He talks about
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you all the time. Sometimes I have to
say, stop, no one's paying you to talk
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about Ellen Morgan.
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You said that, you're still getting the
checks, right? Yeah.
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So, Richard, I just want to tell you,
tomorrow's interview's been pushed up an
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hour. Does that mean it's an hour
earlier or an hour later?
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I guess that's why you're the producer
and that's why you're the reporter.
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I was joking. I know what pushed up
means.
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It's earlier, right?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you just can't compliment somebody
and leave, sit down, have dessert.
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Well, I haven't had dinner, so... Well,
sure.
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Well, just keep talking as you were
before. Pretend I'm not here. Okay.
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So, tell me about the bookstore. I mean,
it sounds great. Well, it's amazing. My
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parsley is just disappearing like
just... That is the strangest thing.
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I'm pretending like you're not here.
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Who are you talking to? I'm not here.
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I'm still here.
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Hey, you've got a little eyelash right
here. You can make a wish. Okay.
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Would you like some coffee? That was it.
That's amazing.
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Wow.
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That was so fast.
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You wasted a wish on coffee?
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Hey, it's okay. I'm sure she can rustle
up another one. Yeah, I'll get you some
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creme brulee. Here.
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Ow! That's not good.
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Sorry. I love that part. But you know
the movie I really loved was Sling
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Right.
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I recognize a pretty good movie.
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I call it a sling blade.
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Most people call it a kaiser blade. I
call it a sling blade.
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Shaped kind of like a banana.
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I love how he said banana.
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Me too.
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I take it somebody in the movie talks
like this?
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No.
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It was so great meeting you. Hey, you
too. I'm glad you stayed for dessert.
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Yeah, me too. Thanks.
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Bye. See you later. See you tomorrow.
Bye.
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Nice meeting you. Hey, you too. Yeah,
really cool. Funny.
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Oh, how about the guy you used to go out
with? The guy who used to sit in trees
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and cry?
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Cliff was a poet.
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What about Debbie?
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She had that laugh that... She had
asthma.
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Oh.
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How about your boyfriend, Mr. Feel This?
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Fear this.
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Fear this.
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Well, it would have made sense if the
guy worked out, but he weighed, what,
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pounds? Yeah.
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He loved me. How many people are going
to run out in the rain and get me
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pudding? I would.
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Maybe.
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How much rain are we talking about?
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See, if you have to ask, you've answered
my question.
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Boy,
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Susan seems great.
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Yeah. Oh, I don't know what I'd do
without her.
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Find another producer, I guess.
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Boy, I envy you guys. I mean, what a
job. Every day it's something different,
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you know? I mean, one day it's a whale
getting washed up on the beach. The next
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day it's cloning. The next day it's two
whales getting washed up on the beach.
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You can only save one. You don't know
which one's the original.
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Oh, Ellen, I've forgotten how much fun
you are. Yeah, me too. I am fun.
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I've wasted so much time dating, you
know, models and actresses. I probably
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should have just been dating someone
like you.
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Thank you?
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You know what I'm trying to say.
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It's just you're smart, you're
beautiful.
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I don't know, I feel so comfortable with
you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's how I feel with you. If
there's one thing I'm feeling right now,
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it's comfortable.
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So, you seen anybody right now?
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Me? No, not now. No, not for a couple
of, uh... Not now.
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Me neither.
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How about that?
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Oh, I've forgotten how great you smell.
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You know, Richard...
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It's been a while since we've seen each
other, and we all know we're smelling
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leads.
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You know, I don't think that we should
rush into anything.
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Oh, God.
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I'm an idiot. No, no, no. I feel like
I've crossed a line. No, no, no. What
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line? What's a line? You know, just the
shortest distance between two points,
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which is from here to the door, which is
where I'm going to go.
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You know, I'm gonna... It's okay.
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Can I call you tomorrow?
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Yeah, call me tomorrow. Why not? Yeah. I
mean, good thing we're friends, because
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it could be awkward. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh... It's, uh... It's
not, so... You know.
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All right, then. Goodbye.
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Bye.
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Nope. Not awkward at all.
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Who are you talking to?
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You?
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Well, did we just finish up the
conversation, or do you want to continue
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my room?
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I got ice. Oh, all right, then.
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Do you want to split a $5 soda, my
treat?
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No, actually, I just had an $8 bottle of
pineapple juice with Richard.
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Your room is exactly like his.
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Oh,
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sorry.
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Oh, I love this song. Me too, John Lee
Hooker. So, so cool.
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I love him. I saw him in concert. He is
a god. Yeah, yeah, me too. I mean, I'm
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not a god.
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I saw him actually in New Orleans at the
Jazz Fest.
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Oh my God, I love the Jazz Fest. I saw
Crawfish at the Jazz Fest. Wait a
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I bought Crawfish at the Jazz Fest.
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Were you a 60 -year -old black man? That
was me.
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So weird. and we were so alike. I know.
It's really strange. I've never met
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anybody that I, like, it's like I'm
looking at a mirror, you know? It's
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mean, a funhouse mirror where I'm taller
and thinner, but, like, you know.
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Well, you seem more relaxed than out in
the hall. Yeah. I don't want to talk
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about that.
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Okay.
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So tell me... Richard came on to me when
I was in his room.
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Really? Yeah, really.
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Ugh. How weird.
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Huh? Yeah. I mean, I've known him for so
long, and...
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I mean, he's so great. He's so smart and
funny and... Gorgeous. Gorgeous, yeah.
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I mean, he's everything. He's perfect,
you know? And I... I mean, why am I not
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interested, you know? I can't imagine.
Yeah.
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Did you ever go out with him or... No,
Ellen... Oh, yeah, office romance. Yeah,
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that's a bad idea, I guess.
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I don't date men.
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Oh.
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Why? I'm gay.
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You're gay?
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Yeah. Oh.
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How about that?
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Gay. Good.
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Good. Gay. I didn't, I didn't, I...
That's good for you. Of course. Why
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you be gay?
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Wow. I thought you knew.
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No. Didn't know. Yeah.
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In fact, I thought you were gay, too.
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You thought I was gay?
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Why would you think I was gay?
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Oh, wow.
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I'm sorry.
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I just kind of got that vibe.
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Vibe? Like a gay vibe?
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What,
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like I'm giving off some kind of gay
vibration?
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Gay!
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That's funny. Yeah. No, I think what
you're sensing is a very, very strong I
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like men vibe. And it's throwing you a
little bit. So, you know, you're
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about that. Ellen.
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Ellen. Yes. Ice.
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Yes. I like ice.
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Heterosexuals like ice.
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Wow. Wow. I'm really sorry.
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What? You know, it's funny because...
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is, uh, you, uh, you know, it's not
enough for you to be gay. You know,
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got to recruit others, you know.
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Hey, I'll have to call national
headquarters and tell them I lost you.
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Damn, just one more and I would have
gotten that toaster oven.
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What, what is that, gay humor?
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Because I don't get it.
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That's how un -gay I am.
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uncomfortable no no okay you know you're
wrong and that's all so you know you
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can be wrong people are wrong yeah so
i'm i'm gonna get going but uh no big
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you know so
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That's why I left for a minute.
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Morning.
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Oh, how was dinner with Richard?
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Oh, it was great. It was great. We had
dinner at the restaurant in his hotel.
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Oh, how was that? You know, because I
heard the rooms aren't that great there.
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No, they're nice. They're big and
they're really actually... Wait, what?
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I'm sorry.
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You went back up to his room?
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Yeah.
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Details, please.
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Guys are not interested in girl talk. Am
I right, Joe? Right on.
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You girls just continue on with your
little gap session without us.
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So you had dinner with Richard and...
Well, we went back to his room so we
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continue talking.
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Ellen, you didn't! Oh, didn't I?
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No. Yeah.
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Get out!
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Anyway, so we go into his room and...
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Oh, men, men, men, why do I love men so
much?
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You said that?
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Yeah, because I was just so turned on,
you know, from him being a man and me
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being one.
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Show me the money, baby.
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Show me the money?
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I had seen Jerry Maguire the night
before. Stop interrupting. Anyway, about
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hours later, we're lying in bed and
enjoying a well -earned smoke.
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Ellen, you don't smoke.
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All right, all right. We were chewing
gum.
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Oh, Ellen.
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That was...
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Incredible.
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Your passion knows no bounds.
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What's your secret?
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I guess I'm just a sucker for man -woman
sex.
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I love you. Shh.
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Don't speak.
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I want you again.
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I want you in every room of this hotel.
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There are over 1 ,400 rooms in this
hotel.
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Well, then I suggest less talking, more
loving.
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Unbelievable. Awesome.
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Man -woman sex?
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Yes.
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So, Ellen, do you want to tell me what
really happened between you and Richard
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last night?
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Okay. I was kissing him and pushing him
toward the bed.
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Men, men, men. Why do I love men so
much?
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This is great.
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This is great, Eleanor. Maybe we should
just take things a little slower. Why?
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Why? I want you. You want me.
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Let's get it on.
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Show me the money.
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Show me the... Show me the money?
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Didn't anybody see Jerry Maguire?
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Then what happened?
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Well, okay, then cut to 15 minutes
later.
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I'm sorry, Richard. This has never
happened to me before.
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It's okay. It happens.
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You're probably just tired.
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So you didn't sleep with him?
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Not even close.
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But I lied to my friends and I told them
I did.
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So it's easier to tell your friends what
they want to hear.
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Finally, a therapist I can work with.
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So that's basically it. You know, no
major problems, nothing pressing.
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What kind of vibe do you get from me?
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I'm sensing a little tension.
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That's right. Tension. I have tension.
Yes, you can read vibes.
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Yeah, good.
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No wonder you have a degree on your...
You do have a degree, don't you?
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Oh, Yale. Couldn't get into Harvard,
huh?
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You made that same joke last session,
Ellen.
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Is there something you want to talk
about?
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Well, as a matter of fact, yes.
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You know what I hate?
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I'll tell you what I hate. I hate when
people make assumptions about you, you
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know?
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I mean, especially when that you is me.
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It's not like I haven't had boyfriends,
you know, just because I don't happen to
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have a boyfriend right now.
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You know, it's just I'm choosy. What's
wrong with me? If I wasn't choosy, I'd
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Mrs. Larry Gladstone, wife of my eighth
-grade boyfriend.
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There is nothing wrong with being
choosy, Ellen. Right, exactly.
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And it's not like I'm looking for
perfection, you know. I just want
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special, somebody, you know, that I
click with.
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And obviously you didn't click with
Richard.
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Has there ever been anyone you felt you
clicked with?
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And what was his name?
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Susan.
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Hey, you got a message from Richard on
your machine.
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Yeah.
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Ellen, hi. It's Richard. We have to
cancel tonight. I have to take an 8 o
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flight back to Pittsburgh.
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A baby panda was born.
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I'm assuming at the zoo.
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Sorry I missed you.
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Bye.
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Why do all the good ones always live out
of town?
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Thanks. Here we go.
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Let me run something by you.
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Quickly, if you were me, and you, I mean
me, were to say something to someone,
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but you, I mean me... Ellen, we know how
to play if you were me.
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Okay, so, um, you want to say something
to someone, but you're afraid. And then
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you find out this person's getting on a
plane, so you're never going to see the
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person again. So it seems stupid, you
know, not to bury your soul. So doing
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something is almost like doing nothing.
So what do you think? Should I do
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nothing or should I do nothing?
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Maybe I don't know how to play if you
were me.
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But you're me, right?
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And, Ellen, go to the airport.
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Yeah.
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One more thing. If you were me, would
you take La Cienega or the 405?
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What are you doing here? You didn't have
to come all the way down here just to
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say goodbye.
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Oh, yes, I did. Yeah.
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Yeah, because otherwise I wouldn't be
able to give you this.
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Gum.
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You know, it's for, you know, on the
flight, you know, the popping and
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everything. You've got to have gum. So,
you know, I should probably give some to
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Susan, too. Where's she?
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She'll be right back.
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Okay. You know, about last night. I'm
sorry. It was me. I'm sorry. I, you
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There's just so much I want to say.
Well, you know what I do when I have a
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to say? I just put it all down in a
letter because, you know, the emotions
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you know, it's better that way. And
that's what I'm going to do. I'm going
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write you a letter with everything. And,
you know, besides, I'll always be the
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girl that you didn't sleep with, which
makes me special.
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So I guess, you know, we'll always not
have that. Yeah.
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Can I call you?
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Yeah. Not if I call you first.
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All right.
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Bye.
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00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,570
Hi. Can I talk to you just quickly
before you leave?
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00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:42,390
Yeah, listen. No, no, no. Please,
please, please let me just talk. Just,
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Okay.
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You know how, you know, you said in the
room, you know, that you thought maybe I
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was, you know, I said no, no, no, no,
no. Well, I was thinking about it, you
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know, and I think that maybe I'm, I am,
I guess what I'm trying to say is I
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did get the joke about the toaster oven.
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What are you saying what I think you're
trying to say?
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What do you think I'm trying to say?
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Oh, I'm not going to say it again and be
wrong. No, you're not wrong. You're
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right.
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This is so hard, but I think I've
realized that
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I am... I can't even say the word.
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Why can't I say the word? I mean, why
can't I just say... I mean, what is
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Why do I have to be so ashamed? I mean,
why can't I just...
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Say the truth. I mean, be who I am. I'm
35 years old.
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I'm so afraid to tell people. I mean, I
just... Susan, I'm gay.
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That felt great.
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That felt so great.
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And it felt so loud.
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Oh, well, um, I guess you have to get on
a plane, don't you?
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00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530
No.
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What?
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Oh, I'm not leaving for another three
days. I got a lot of work to do here.
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So, you want to get some coffee or
something?
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00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,820
Yeah, okay, I guess. Yeah, sure.
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