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I give.

I gave.

I gave.

Je vole.

Je volais.

J 'ai volé.

Hello. The matter has been dealt with.

47.

Why do they always have to do this?

My name is Victor Maynard.

I'm 54 years old and I work as a professional killer.

I love you. Shut up.

Who the hell are you?

Je m 'appelle Victor Maynard.

I'm 54 years old and I work as an assassin.

Do you want some coffee?

That wasn't me.

I love you, Victor Maynard.

Victor Maynard, I love you. Oh, the fuck.

Victor Maynard.

You know, I read somewhere the men who live too long with their mothers tend

toward the homosexual.

Really? You and I lived together for a long time.

Yes, we did.

You don't tend, do you, Victor? I don't think so, Mother.

Then what's the problem?

I actually can't stay much longer.

I got your card from Paris with the clipping 40 yards in the street with a

silencer. Very dexterous. Your father would have been proud, opening up the

international side of things like that.

Well, I'll call in again soon.

Wait.

There's your birthday.

But that's not until...

They're all there, right from the first.

Death of an accordionist.

Plenty of blank pages at the end, too.

Quite a career.

Quite a legacy.

You're going to be 55, Victor.

I know. The age your father was when you were born.

Indeed. I've taken up knitting.

Blue for a boy. We can hope at least.

Goodbye, Mother.

If someone had to carry on the family business, these skills mustn't be lost.

I've brought you a present, too.

His name's Roger.

Roger the Parrot.

I particularly like Bougainvillean wines.

And you?

You will never be my, you will never be my fool, will never be my fool.

Floater in my eyes, woke up in...

Have you got it?

I'm worried.

I don't want to do this.

We agreed.

Yes, I know.

What?

Look, Rose, I need you to absolutely swear to me that nothing bad will happen

the painting.

Yeah. And if that's not enough, then just think of the money.

Are you thinking, Jerry?

Yeah.

Oh,

my God. It's really,

really beautiful.

Like the copy?

That is the copy.

Here's the original.

A little wet.

Don't get them mixed up.

At home, the Minister for Culture, Media and Sport described as deeply

disappointing the sale to a private Russian buyer yesterday of a Rembrandt

-portrait that had been on loan to the National Gallery since 1956.

She said the painting was an irreplaceable treasure, but the gallery

not been able to match the overseas bid.

We agreed on 900.

900 ,000, or I keep it.

Right, fine. You ask for it.

I'm keeping it.

Hey, calm down. Calm down.

Oh, it's joking.

Perfect,

Mr. Ferguson.

Without any question.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

What did I tell you?

It's breathtaking.

I can't imagine how you came to have it.

Well, you'll have to, because I'm not going to tell you. We may not know how,

but we certainly know why.

Barney, the cash.

£800 ,000.

We agreed nine.

You said eight.

We said nine.

Eight. Nine.

Eight.

All right, nine.

900 ,000 or I'm keeping it. What? All right, I'll keep it.

Hey, I just said yes to nine.

Put it back.

One million.

You're out of your mind.

All right, I'll keep it. Stop!

My dear, I'm not a gangster.

I was in real estate for 20 years. I stop at nothing.

Calm down.

Okay. Is that much cash with us? Yes, Captain.

This ultimate record of one man's fearless conversation with his most

self.

It stays with me.

And Mr. Zarkova goes home with a very good fake, which he'll enjoy just as

because he actually can't tell the difference.

But I can.

I've got a nose for this kind of thing.

You've got a... What?

On your... What's he talking about?

It can't be. Look at the yellow hair and you'll...

She switched it.

Okay.

Trois. Deux.

Look, there's not a mark on it.

Do you know how much colour I could get into?

Yep. About this much.

Rose. What?

Don't push it back too far.

What could happen to me?

Pulling me down, like a woman in the ground.

Cause if I'm the devil, we'll see each other now.

She's completely out of control.

Hi. Just going to change.

See anything you like? Sorry.

Oh. Um, drink.

Yeah.

Johnny got a bull bull Johnny got a bad luck

All

right, mm -hmm

I know I remembered You've got

no messages solitary typer

Well, there's a buzzer by the side of the bed if you change your mind.

What do you weigh?

No.

You've committed the ultimate sin, Victor. Mother.

Oh, don't mother me.

You must win back your employer's trust.

Your reputation depends on it. The family reputation.

Yes, Mother.

Well, if I'd a competitor by now.

Someone better or younger than you.

I suppose that's right.

So what do you think I should do?

Well, there's only one thing you can do.

Apologize to the client.

Tell him you'll do the hit for free.

Kill her and return the money.

Get in the car. You killed him. I had to. He was going to kill you.

Oh, okay. Get in the car.

Keys.

Quickly!

I can't believe they hired someone to kill me.

What am I doing?

What am I doing? You tell me. Stop the car.

Freeze.

Bonnie?

Bonnie?

Oh, no.

Stop!

Place the wall.

Go there.

What have I done?

Who are you?

Who are you?

You don't know each other?

I was cleaning cars.

I picked up his gun. I've never even touched a gun before.

You were going to shoot him.

Him and... Oh, my God, is she... She's fine. She fainted. You've never fired a

gun before.

Well, just give it to me now.

Don't.

Why? He'll shoot you. I will not.

You saved my life. Why would I shoot you?

Don't.

Just lay it down, then, where he can't get it before someone gets hurt.

Sorry, I'm going to give it to him.

Got a tie on.

Plus, I didn't shoot him, so he's not so pissed off with me.

I'm not pissed off with you.

Honestly.

Good boy.

Well done.

Well done.

Told you.

You know, that was a pretty good shot for a novice.

You didn't kill him, but... Didn't want to kill him. Well, no.

No, of course not.

I mean, really upset about it.

Shaking. Well, that's very understandable.

Do you know what? When I did it, I was really calm about it.

It was like I had all the time in the world.

Ha.

Excuse me.

What happened? He's not dead.

I shot him.

I had to. He was gonna kill me. The boy had no choice. Now we need to get him

out of sight.

Are you gonna kill him? No, of course not. You killed the other one.

We're not gonna kill him.

We have to kill him. What?

He's seen us. If we let him go, we're as good as dead.

Can't we just go to the police? The police can't protect you from people

this. We've no choice. We'll do it quietly.

Stop!

You're right.

What was I thinking?

Probably be a while before he comes around. Long enough to get away.

Exactly. Let's get going then. I am gone. And don't go home. Be sure to go

somewhere busy so you're not followed.

Who are you?

Doesn't matter.

Are you undercover?

I'm getting scared out there. Where's the kid?

He ran off.

Um... I don't know who you are, but can I trust you?

Trust me?

What happened here was not random. His boss wants me dead.

I only hope it's quick when it happens, you know?

Like with him, I mean... I mean, I almost wish that it would just happen

You know, I would...

I need to pee. Right.

Right. I think it's just naps.

Do you have a tissue?

Ooh,

silk. Nice.

Yeah. Um... Oh, God, they can't kill me for less than a million.

Nothing to them, you know, and I didn't hurt anyone.

I mean, why do people have to be so gullible?

I need protection. You know how to shoot. I can pay you.

I can give you a down payment right now, and there's loads more in my bag.

Please. Please.

It's no good. I can't help you. But you can't abandon me like this. I mean,

you're too kind for that.

Please. I'm begging you.

I'm sorry. I'm in no position to protect you. Believe me.

I'm not safe with you.

You're wise and...

Calm and steady, you.

You're like a mighty ancient oak.

Half now.

Half later.

Do you want me to drive? You seem a little... I'm upset.

He's in the way.

He stole his boots.

He doesn't need them anymore, does he?

Shit!

How come you have a gun?

Oh, that's for work. What work?

I'm undercover, private detective.

You just don't look like the type.

What were you doing in here?

I was watching a client's wife. She had a tryst with a man in a car on the fifth

floor.

A tryst?

I've given you a down payment. How much per week?

A week?

I'm too expensive.

How much?

£30 ,000.

All right, £30 ,000.

I'm going to get out of here.

I want round -the -clock protection.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

No.

Get down!

Quick, back up! Run him over! You must be kidding!

No! No!

Hang on!

What are you doing? Get in!

No, get in! Get in!

I can't see!

I just made a lie, you almost killed me!

Discreet hotel.

We need to lie low.

Discreet? How about ridiculously overpriced? They'll be checking the

hotels. No one will look for us here.

Three... Three rooms, please. Of course, sir. What name?

Smith.

Smith.

You have the same name.

And your name, sir?

Tony.

We'll just take the one room.

Excuse me.

What? Ow.

You can't be serious.

Who's paying for this? You said you had plenty of money. Yeah, and I mean to

keep it that way. I'm sorry, I really can't sleep in a room with someone else.

Well, I can't imagine you get many requests.

I'll pay for my own room.

It's not about the money, all right? Round -the -clock protection, we said.

are you going to protect me from another room? No. Wait. No.

One room. One room's fine. Why don't you settle it in 322?

It's one of our cheapest.

Are you sure this is the right place? Of course I'm sure.

I leave nothing to chance.

Oh, Leticia. Good morning, boss. Have you seen Mike?

Sorry, Mr Ferguson, no.

Where is he?

I think so.

May I say we go it would help if you could manage to behave with a little

to call their cable Three adults in one room a miniscule room in a luxury hood

With pillars of you you're discreet you hide you

don't yell in hotel long

What side do you sleep on?

What?

I don't. I keep watch.

Tony, you sleep on it.

Whatever.

While we're here, please respect my living space.

This is my area.

Times is going to fly by, I can tell. Now, just you change your tune, young

lady. You were a lot less lippy in the car park sobbing about ancient oaks. I

didn't beg you to come, remember? I didn't beg.

Offering a man £30 ,000 to spend the week with you is scarcely plain hard to

get. Incredible.

I have only known you for three hours, and already it would take me three days

to list everything that I hate about you.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Six yards out. Perhaps he should have done better than that.

He's sure he won't come.

It's been a long day. I just want some peace and quiet.

I'll be in the bar. Don't be long.

One thing, though, Mr Smith.

Yeah? Did I hear you say she's paying you?

You did.

I haven't got any money.

Don't worry. I'll look after you for free.

In fact, you can help me look after her.

Great. Probably need all the help you can get.

So I'll be your assistant.

Apprentice.

You know, Tony, you're a fine young man.

Um... That's all.

There you are.

I was wondering what the two of you were up to.

I'm sorry.

Before, I was unpleasant and hostile, even.

I'm not usually like that.

Well, don't worry. I was aggressive and annoying and quite often like that.

No, you can be pleasant.

Really? Yeah. When?

I can't think of an example right now, but... Great, thank you.

Thank you.

I am.

What were you saying?

I was saying you were pleasant then for seven or eight seconds.

You're eyeing up the barman?

Yeah. He fancies me. Is that bothering you?

As a matter of fact. Why?

Do you fancy me?

What? Simple enough question.

Of course. Of course not. Not at all.

Okay, that's what I thought.

Do you fancy him? Is that it?

No, it is not. I would simply like you to listen if we're having a

that's all. I couldn't care less if you have it away with the barman, the

bellboy and all the other customers if you want to. It's none of my business.

You're unbelievable.

Can I have a large Glenfiddich and, um, a Cognac and Belvedere and, um,

a Beck's and two small red wines and some peanuts?

Not all for you.

No, the Beck's is for you. And my father will pay.

What's your way?

You know, Mike?

You are the only genuine one in all this.

Genuine arsehole.

It's not my fault. It's not your fault.

You said not to hire another hitman. You said we'd handle it with Barney. Now,

I'm left with one bodyguard.

Incompetent, fat one.

Stop shaking.

Oh, stop shaking.

Why are you shaking?

You think I'm angry with you?

You think I'm going to hit you?

Is that it?

It's funny.

The truth is...

Tonight, I feel more like tears than anger.

I understand we've lost her now.

The vixen will have gone to ground.

Our chances of finding her are next to nil.

Tonight,

I'm sad.

You're sad too.

I don't like to see sad people. Go to the bathroom.

You just stay away from me. You've ruined my evening.

Really? I was making friends.

You were making a spectacle of yourself.

Do you have any friends, I wonder?

No, I can't imagine that you do.

Why are you always in the way?

Is she asleep?

That's all right. Of course, everything he does is all right, isn't it?

Hey, you stuffed those boobs.

Ignore her. She's drunk.

Still, my reactions will be quicker now I've rested.

In case anything happens, I can stay up with you. We can take it in turns.

Fantastic, the two musketeers.

Putting them out to be cleaned.

Someone has stolen them. God, you're not in the YMCA now.

Don't you try anything.

Who's going to take the first one?

Boss?

No. It's here.

Good. Time to wait.

It's time to go.

Do you want anything?

Just some coffee.

Can we just go?

Would you please let me go first?

All clear. You don't say.

That is a quite extraordinary story.

The man I hired to do the job kills one of my men, grotesquely maims another,

and is now protecting the girl.

Needless to say, I want you to get rid of both of them.

Should have called me sooner.

We tried to handle it ourselves.

So I see. They killed Barney!

Mike.

I can't look at you right now.

Go and buy me some cigarettes.

You feed our meter?

Feed your own solving meter.

And the name of this man who's caused you so much trouble?

I don't know his name. We never met.

Can you tell me anything about him at all?

Mike saw him.

Describe him.

Taller than average.

They're not an average. Average looks.

Average moustache.

Victor Maynard.

You know him?

You know where he is?

No, no -one knows him. No -one ever sees him, not even his clients. He's old

school. So how come you know what he looks like?

Rumour. Oh.

In our line, we're the... How can I put this?

The two most expensive.

Actually, er...

He's a little bit more expensive than you are We'll

find out if he's worth it at last

Help yourself

Anything but the sausage.

Such largesse.

Why don't you just settle the bill?

All right, because if I don't get a minute without you, I will kill myself.

Hey, what the...

Wait,

please. I didn't mean to hurt you. It was just good luck.

Give me the gun. I'm serious.

You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily hit me in the head and blow your

balls off.

You're trying to drown me. Only a bit.

I'm an ordinary, kind, peaceful person.

Calm down.

Take a deep breath.

I am calm.

That was an accident.

You frightened me.

Try and find your ear.

Put it on some ice and the hospital can stick you back on.

There's some ice in the minibar.

Quick, run!

What?

Shit. Shit.

I didn't even get a bathrobe.

Ah, yes.

Smith, Smith and Tony.

He's trying to kill me!

In the bathroom with a big gun.

Wait!

Wait!

Oh, yeah!

You sick bastard!

Put it on ice!

Move!

What, you shot a mirror?

It was an accident.

Get the case!

Make sure you get them.

You've got a profession on the case now.

The girl.

The moustache. They were here all the time in the hotel.

The kid blew my ear off.

Bob! The mini!

Oh, great. Get the car.

Get the car!

He just frightened me, so I'm... You did what you had to do. Did I? Of course,

yeah, because you're a natural.

They follow me.

Faster. I can't go any faster.

Drive faster. I'm doing my best. I'm still trying to get a hang of the car.

a new car. Funny to me. Found it at a petrol station yesterday. Keys and

everything. Talk about luck. It's stolen?

Yes. Brigade on it.

Right, here.

What, what? Change places. I'll put my feet on the pedals and glide under you.

Oh, God.

Could you please move? I can't see a thing.

You certainly seem to be getting a pretty good feel of everything.

I think we've

lost them. Oh, you're not sure?

You almost did him, don't be. No, I'd rather you did him. Stop bickering!

Where are we going?

We need to get out of town. We hired assassins and by now I imagine every

-witted police officer in East London.

We're getting out of town.

Did you bring a tent?

I have a safe place, we'll go there. Is it as safe as the hotel?

I'm ignoring.

I'm ignoring it.

Ow!

Can we stop? No.

I need to pee. We're not stopping. I pay you £30 ,000 a week, you do as I say,

the next service station.

I'm paid to protect you, most of it seems, from yourself.

£30 ,000?

Yeah, exactly. I should be able to pee sitting down at that price.

Smith, 30 ,000.

That's pretty good money.

Yes, it is.

I mean, I know it's dangerous.

I seem to be getting the hang of that side of things.

So, me being your apprentice, I thought we could put that on a more formal

footing, so I could get a cut.

Okay, here's the thing.

I can offer you six weeks' training.

Suspect observation, fake identities, a complete range of weapon skills,

handguns, sniper rifles, knives, explosives, the 17 methods of

and basic untraceable poisons.

You need to know all that to be a private detective?

You never know who you might be up against.

OK, go on.

Well, I can't offer you health cover or a pension scheme, but bedboard and

laundry would be covered, as would a travel card for the Greater London Area.

You take care of me?

Yes.

And my name is Victor Maynard.

place is criminal. Half the staff pass it sell by day. I mean, what's his

problem? Unbelievably irresponsible.

Staggeringly immature.

Staggeringly staggering.

Fig roll, anyone?

I'll have one. Get lost.

Not fair, Mr Maynard.

I came to this strange world Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and

take But since I came here Felt the joy and the fear Finding myself

making every possible mistake

Much bigger in person.

God, what is this?

It's my home.

Your home?

What's so strange about that?

Nothing.

No, it all makes perfect sense.

It was my grandfather's, my father's, and now it's mine.

Lift. That was installed for my mother.

She lived here with me until quite recently.

Is she dead?

No, just infirm.

Are you close?

Why do you ask?

Well, being nice.

What's the matter with you?

Look what I found.

Snowy. Hello.

Let me show you to your rooms.

You take my old room.

Back.

Do you like that?

My father made it for me.

He was good with his hands.

I never had a father.

I had one, obviously, but he didn't hang about.

Mind you, nor did my mother.

Is this your mother's room?

That's right.

I've got a thing about plastic covers, haven't you?

I bet condoms don't bother you.

How is your assistant doing?

I don't want to turn him off.

Perhaps that would be for the best.

No.

He's been paid till the end of the month.

Anyway...

Well, I'm waiting.

For you.

Don't worry.

Sooner or later, one of them is going to make a mistake.

Now, we're safe here as long as we follow a few basic rules of security.

Stay within the house and grounds.

Salt in the middle of the table, please.

And the mint salt.

So, no contact with the outside, no phone calls either, mobiles could be

turned off.

Wine in the middle too.

If you wouldn't mind.

It's a light burgundy.

I particularly like wines from Burgundy.

So it's essentially a prison?

No, it's a place of safety and we want to keep it that way.

How long do you think before all of this just blows over?

You're being pursued by professional killers. This will never blow over.

Swiss action.

A gift from my mother.

2 .45am. You think I don't know that? Would you please tell me what you're

doing? I'm turning the bed around because I sleep facing south and... Can

help me?

Help you?

Insomnia. It's extremely debilitating.

There. Do you salt?

Why didn't I think of that?

Those shoes.

Yeah, they give me confidence.

Come and see Tony, who is young, modern, excitedly funny, like everyone else at

2 .45 a .m.

He's ugly.

She's the one we go after.

Look at her. Accident waiting to happen.

The boy is a nobody.

As for Maynard, well, there's no point going after Maynard.

You won't find a trace anywhere.

Not a whisper.

Hmm.

He is the ultimate killing machine.

Put that pick down right now. Stop it. I was going to get you some magnolias. It

was supposed to be a surprise for you. I got up at six.

I've never dug a hole for anyone before. And you had to do it for me? Yes.

Why? Because I wanted to thank you for helping me get to sleep.

Fill them back up and put the turf on top now.

No.

That was not a request.

That was an instruction.

As if you cared about your garden. A garden is a place of beauty where your

senses run riot. What good is that to you? You shrink -wrap your own

You're only happy hiding away in this gloomy, awful house.

God, it's horrible.

It's like everywhere you go, there's that smell.

What smell?

Cleanliness. Bleach. It's like being in a hospital.

It's so safe. It's dangerous.

I can't breathe here.

I mean it. I'm frightened.

I'm frightened if I stay here much longer, I'll end up like you.

Afraid of everything. I'm not afraid.

Afraid of admitting who I am.

What I want.

What are you getting at?

You really don't know anything about yourself, do you?

Yeah? It's me.

Can I come in?

I'm in my bath.

I know.

Is it important?

I think so.

Take.

Just lately.

Well, I haven't really been on top of things.

I've been distracted at work and I've just over -trimmed my dwarf horns.

My favourite bonsai tree.

So I wondered if it might be you confusing

me.

Confusing you?

Without meaning to, without realising, without either of us realising.

Confusing you?

Sexually.

I see.

The idea is absurd.

I didn't know you were... I'm not.

That's the thing.

Oh.

That is confusing.

Yeah.

What's your first thought?

My dwarf illness.

So now we all know it was fake as a Romford Rolex, Mr. Ferguson would like

know where the girl got it.

I really don't mix with the criminal fraternity.

Please, even your smile's crooked.

Names?

There are a great many people who copy paintings.

The ones I know didn't do it.

Don't make me shoot first and ask questions later.

Start writing.

What flavour are these?

Potpourri.

Yeah. But I'm not sure any of these are good enough to have done that.

Marvellous.

Fabian?

No. No?

Get the painting.

Am I disturbing you?

No, not at all.

It's late, I know.

I'm sorry about before.

I shouldn't have said all those things and... I was upset and

very tired.

Well, there's no harm done.

Well, do you care what I think, right?

I can't sleep.

What is it this time? My jaw's hurting. I have one too many teeth at the back.

Here. Really? Yeah.

Do you have any pills?

Temazepam, trazodone, sleeping pills?

Soleral?

Valium? Xanax?

Sleepy?

No, I'm sorry, no.

All right, I'll just go back to my... I could... I could...

massage your feet.

Are you serious?

Acupressure. I trained a long time ago.

I occasionally practice on myself.

It's wonderful for anxiety.

You massage your own feet?

Yeah.

Have a feel for this.

A great many people experience fits of nocturnal anxiety.

It's perfectly normal.

You mustn't worry about it.

Can I tell you something?

A confession?

Why not?

I like having you protecting me.

You're really good at it.

Well, you seem to be.

I don't really have anything to compare it with because no one, no one ever

tried before.

But with you, I really enjoy it.

Well, I enjoy doing it.

With me, particularly.

with you, particularly.

May I do this?

It was horrible. It's true!

Mother?

Mother, are you there? It's me.

Mother?

I've got everything under control.

Mother, can we talk about this? I'm very disappointed in you, Victor.

Could you sleep in the living room? I'm too frightened.

Come to my room. That's an excellent idea.

Tony will look after you.

Your reputation is in titters.

Mother. Is she like your typical mother?

Until you... Don't kill that floozy.

You're the target.

I was behind the door.

Never face a closed door. How many times have I told you?

Forgive me. I just... No, stop.

Do you realise the mess that you're in?

I should have stayed here with you. Since I moved out, you've gone to the

You're not even sleeping with her.

Mother, I think we have a problem.

Oh, I think so, too.

I know you've invested a great deal in me. A beretta for your son's birthday.

A beretta.

The best of the princes.

No boy could have asked for more.

Indeed. I just wonder, as a result, what I've

become.

You've become your father's son.

You saved my life.

Again. I didn't mean to.

I've never been this scared.

I'm glad you did.

Because I've got something to live for now.

I'm in love.

Really?

Domain out of corn.

Really? Mm.

You know, when his mother woke me, I was dreaming about him.

Really? Mm.

It's funny, because yesterday, I couldn't wait to get away, and now I

to leave.

What happened in between?

No, we'll just stay here together.

The three of us.

One big happy family.

A

difficult

night. Not at all.

I owe you an explanation about my mother.

I understand how you feel.

Do you?

I had a cousin.

Like a mother, mad as a balloon, poor boy.

But I adored him.

And family's family, right?

I don't need your help. I could easily get a taxi back.

I've got one here after all.

Oh, how did you... Excuse me.

My name's Fabian, and I would like you to recommend to me someone who could

paint something like this.

Who did this?

Rembrandt. Who?

Rembrandt. Give me his address now.

He's dead.

Dead?

When?

300 years ago.

Give me a name now.

Okay, okay, well, something that good has got to be Jerry. Jerry who?

Jerry Bailey, National Gallery, works in the Restoration Department.

He's a friend.

Good.

Took a while, but... Hello.

I'll miss.

Happy birthday to you.

I'm touched.

It is so kind of you. I know.

Blow them out.

Oh.

Sorry about the mirror. I've never opened one of these before.

How did you know it was today?

The date was on the pictures in your old room.

I'll open another.

I'm going up the country, baby, don't you want to go?

I'm going up the country, baby, don't you want to go?

I'm going to some place where I've never been.

We can jump at the water. She's drunk all the time.

Now, baby, pack and leave and drunk and know we gotta leave today.

No, you did.

I'm stuck.

I know.

No, I mean I can't move.

My shoes.

You've still got them on. My shoes.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, Mr. Maynard.

That's my watch.

That way I knew you'd like it.

Thank you.

Walk me away.

Morning.

Dear God, Mike, you were dull before.

Tony, what do you think of this room?

It needs color.

For your first hit, my first gun.

Congratulations, your loving father, Felix.

like this.

Rose, can I come in?

No, I'm not decent.

Oh, um, everything okay?

Fine, why wouldn't it be?

No reason, only come down.

I have something to show you.

Don't you want to come and see?

Why are you smiling?

You'll find out.

Come on, turn around, please.

Why?

What's wrong? Turn around. Tell me why first.

Turn round.

You're in on it, too.

Sure. Come on. Don't be a baby.

Why are you doing this?

Make it a bigger surprise.

I've got you. Don't be afraid.

It'll be over in no time.

No one's to go now.

Not long for you two either.

That gun's dangerous.

You don't say.

Hands up. No, you misunderstand.

I keep that gun for sentimental reasons. Don't shoot. It can blow up in your

face. You're a liar. And you're a killer.

And you're a thief.

You're made for each other. That's for you.

When did you find out? Find out what? That he is not a private detective.

He's a hitman.

He was hired to kill me.

I'm afraid what she says is true. You are absolute shit.

The pair of you, I don't know how you can live with yourselves.

But I thought I was an apprentice detective.

Who sometimes shot people?

And sometimes, by accident, if it was unavoidable.

Are you going to kill me now? Of course not, no.

But if you leave, someone else will.

There's a list of likely candidates, and I can guess who's at the top.

Who? Dixon.

Yes, sir.

We'll be right back.

Je donnais, j 'ai donné.

Je don, je donnais, j 'ai donné.

Je choisis, je choisis, j 'ai choisi.

Je choisis, je choisis, j 'ai choisi.

Je ressens, je ressenti, j 'ai ressenti.

I feel.

I felt.

I have felt.

Jerry!

Jerry, we're in trouble.

I'm afraid that things have got a bit... dangerous.

Where is he?

Who?

The man who was supposed to kill you.

Who wants to know?

His replacement.

So where is he?

I don't know.

Tell me, or I'll cut off his finger and make you swallow it.

Then I'll leave you alone with him.

What, do you want to be brave?

That's what Jerry wanted, too.

I've lost my touch.

No. Reload.

I'll mark it through with you.

Here we go.

Feet. Check.

Hand. Check.

Wrist.

Check. If you have time, relax.

I have time.

I relax.

I hold my breath.

I am at one with my gun.

How about if I don't watch you? I might be putting you off.

Feet.

Hand.

Wrist.

Breath.

Extraordinary.

Tony, people train for years to be able to do that.

I didn't chew.

Victor Maynard.

Hello.

And you are?

You know full well who I am.

Dixon.

Hector Dixon.

How do you spell that?

Don't wind him up.

Dixon.

Dixon. Are you the one who does the hits I'm not interested in?

And the ones you mess up?

Did they torture you?

No, I gave them your address right away.

Good girl.

Why didn't you carry out the contract?

Why do you think?

Yeah, I don't know.

Very heartwarming. Up against the wall?

Tony.

Maynard, do your job.

And I won't kill the boy.

I can't.

Calm down.

Just do it.

I'd rather it was you. I want the best.

I still have to do your homework for you. You there.

Me? Yes, you. Pick up that gun.

And set the run.

This boy, you see, he could be trained, but he'll never have what you have, the

killer instinct.

You know I don't believe in the killer instinct.

Oh, no, you believe in nurture over nature, otherwise known as blame the

Whatever our differences.

I'm grateful to you today. Oh, don't get sentimental.

Please.

Did you see that?

See what?

Nobody move.

Oh, I forgot he took that one off me.

Put the gums down.

Now!

And the knife.

Only locked your touch, Maynard.

That's Felix's gun.

That was my father's first and favourite weapon.

I bet thought softens the blow.

Goodbye.

Tony, come and see what happens if you don't clean your gun.

Angel!

Has anybody seen the cat?

She said he didn't mean a thing when she threw a diamond ring out the window of

a black cabin cabin. He couldn't take what she did, so he threw a hissy fit,

he took it out, and anyone around him wouldn't believe it.

If you've seen it.

Oh, ma 'am.

A lot of ma 'am.

Yeah, ma 'am.

A lot of ma 'am.

He said he didn't even hear trains a little low. The few words the ladies

day in about him. She freaks and tells her closest friend that she'll never

again. But she never known I ever live without her. Wouldn't believe it.

If you seen it.

Oh, ma 'am.

A lot of ma 'am.

Ma 'am.

We'll be right

back.

We'll see you next time.