All language subtitles for The.Sex.Adventures.Of.The.Three.Musketeers.1971.

Erwin Dietrich presents

Sexual Adventures of the Three Musketeers

Films shot in St. Petersburg

Ingrid Steiger Nadja Pilar

Lee Hobby Rick Peter and others

It's family run

D'Artagnan family And this is the
coat of arms of the D'Artagnan dynasty

This is our D'Artagnan family tree

Our root is growing, and that’s exactly how
he explained it all, that this is our root

Walter Bumper Music

Producer Georg Marvel

Also, my father said that you need to
keep yourself in good physical shape.

Just in case, in order to serve your
Motherland in order to become real

Musketeers are always on the alert Whatever
happens for the Motherland of the King and

Lord Richard supplier Michael Thomas

So me and I tried to keep myself in shape
by preparing myself for the Musketeers

The cardinal himself insisted that

Physical labor

Opportunities to wash your feet today

Well, my child, everything about you
is as delicious as nature. It tickles me.

Priesthood

Look, the young master is really so cute

Wait he knows

Why are we doing this, stupid geese?

Ivana

I wonder what she's doing here

Oh my God

I'm in hurry

Why did it come over her?

This is a crazy female

I couldn't handle what was
happening to me, I had to investigate.

It was just incredible

Went so big and hard just like a root I
remember that I put acorns on my ship

In order to find out if it is possible to
use them as a slingshot and I succeeded

What are you doing

It must be a slingshot

Maybe show me this at least once

Very good

If you hear me then you are an excellent
shooter you bring me luck it works

It's not a slingshot it's
not a slingshot but I use it

No slingshot

Trust me this is a flute

There's a witch but I don't
understand dear I'll explain

Everything to you

It's time for me to play yours

Rise of the Hag

Just wait

Wow now give it to me

I can wait to tell you something

Good V

You're right, the wine was good

A woman in a good world Yes, and our
Russians were good, which you reminded me

I've always had a natural
weakness for all these things

I actually loved convents.
Yes, I know everything.

Satisfy everyone who was there, they
were always very hungry, so one evening

I wanted to tell you I'm afraid that I made
a mistake when briefly all the monasteries

Yes, yes. In general, I might get lost, but
I don’t want to tell you what I found there.

ATB Monastery

And then I saw the light
and walked towards it

Yes I

I suspected something unusual and realized that this was
also a monastery. It was a monastery. You were just lucky.

Yes, this is not the whole
story, some strange dances

The ritual was performed

They were all walking around
in circles like sleepwalkers.

And what happened in the end? Yes, but the
first man shouted something, at first you didn’t

I always knew that you weren't very smart, okay, it's just a
matter of time before I see you. Well, here it is in the end

Well, tell me

What did he say? Yes, tell us. Okay
brothers. Let's get my sister together now.

It's time for me, darling,
perhaps our ways again

Young man, you are simply a brilliant
teaching on this woman you will like

Especially the royals

D'Artagnan just a minute

What do you want

What's wrong with you, the
gypsy just took my slingshot to use

Well, don’t worry, I’ll fix it all. How. Probably
this is the simplest thing in the world and

If you want me to help you, I'll
bring you to take off a few things

I know

I'll turn away okay

Very beautiful

Almost normal for five

Come here

Have you noticed any
difference, everything is young?

Live

You know what

It reminded me of something a long time ago
there was a monastery there. Yes, of course we

So they understood. Well, of course, I didn’t climb the
walls at all and so on, I didn’t do anything like that at all

Well

He told me about some
monastery. Well, yes, exactly.

So on the stream that I came to, I
saw a window through it, I saw under

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh you can’t
imagine what happened there I saw

I could hardly believe my eyes there was a
completely naked woman lying on this altar like you

I like it, but I quietly crept up and looked more
closely, I say they are playing some kind of game

An iron bucket slaps a
girl on the tummy, missed

Katalog. ru

What a cruel game of idiocy

No we can also try this
game with you two So who will

This girl is you or your sister Hey a second Wait I
haven't reached the end of my story yet suddenly I

The monastery gardener
arrived with a bunch of vegetables

I brought you more vegetables brothers

That evening I couldn't sleep

The events of the previous day occupied my thoughts
and of course the frogs were louder than usual

Confess me about something

D'Artagnan to the Ambassador

I wanted to explain to you but all I could do after
yesterday was think about you And now you're here

You just have to think

My day was sunny and

Boris is always a brunette

I couldn't understand myself

I just didn't understand anymore,
my little game, my heart kept dreaming

About me becoming a musketeer

I strived to ride more

Cognac and fight for your
king and for your country

And now my story Tell us Well, in general, it’s not
like I became there so you know what I was attracted to

I went through the Main Gate Aramis Musketeer
cardan came with an inspection excellent go

Yes, the monk took me around the entire monastery and
showed me all the rooms except one. Why did I notice that

Take my attention away from her

So I insisted but he had no
other choice so he opened the door

And what happened, a naked girl was sitting in the center
of the room and around her there was a certain amount

Monaco naked they stand there in silence And
in the far corner stood another monk facing

Well, I asked the monk What did all this mean?
In general, this is what gray we are just after

And that's what we do

Do you hear a buzzing sound, so it's a bee

So

The first one to be stung by a bee
Well, in general, he is the lucky one

Please Explain To Me Why That One
Monarch Is Standing There In The Corner

He Jolie ciao I'll punish you

Have the audacity to smear
honey on your equipment?

Good night

My dear son, did you think at all

About your plans for the future

No not at home

We have a lot to do here on the estate. I don't think
this is suitable for you, my son, I don't understand.

You know what I mean young man
I'm talking about your ongoing love

This nonsense And this
and what remains for me

I'll write a letter mission before the
Trophy tomorrow He's captain musket

His Majesty he will help you join them and help you with
everything else. As soon as I finish I will prepare a very

you to him

Musketeer Vladimirskaya, do you think
that I would really like this, father?

I began to prepare myself for
the life of a musketeer immediately

Well, look at D'Artagnan, the scar will
probably remain here. Oh, I really like it

Do not Cry

Musketeers three quick things shame on me
to guess Which ones are good So first of all

Sword and girl

You forgot to mention wine when

Hotel owner's girlfriend then wine
doesn't really matter you're good then

Let's hurry up I hope you like my wine Here
you go and you can drink as much as you like

What do you want, you have to tell me how good
she is, my dear, this is not the first time

When I make a musketeer happy

Burgundy

First-class what did you say that you

About making a musketeer like me happy

That's it

Come here

Look this is a frog

Oh she tickle me

And then the day came for me to leave

Good evening

Good evening everyone How can
I serve you good evening please

Mister, you will find our Burgundy better
in this area, we'll have a great look

Please sir Try it

Thanks but first I have to go to the
stables and take care of my horse

You know what you want, I understand you

Lenka Valeria D'Artagnan

A word for you

I feel like I should add my
favor right here and now.

What D'Artagnan must do when Countess
Madame de Barrier has forgiven him

He will be at your service Countess

That's exactly what I meant

But you shouldn't be shy

Are you afraid of D'Artagnan

There's to

This is what I want but already

Thank you, my shy girl. Well, why not,
I have everything that most girls have

But you're in the same boat aren't you,
a big man like me is always very loving

Take Explay If you say an eternally simple cross I
would like to see proof of such Fortitude barking

It will definitely be a lot of fun

Why don't you try to convince
me and maybe I'll get an appetite

Well, yes, I have an appetite.
It’s enough for the two of us, yes.

Treat yourself luxuriously

I have a feeling that you like it too

Wow, what beautiful
things are just wonderful

Wow, there's another one here, isn't it?

But you

Real

You drive me crazy,
you turn me on there I am

Want

Your folder and legs right now I want your
wonderful dumplings, these are the same size

Right now and a leg of lamb

Add more cherries there

Help help help

Help

Help

Mister

Yes

Come here

Well, I'm leaving today. Go
back to zoom. Yes, of course.

I'm holding

I really hope so, besides, you are already quite
an adult. You are very sweet and so loving.

Which I always like you

You think about me both tender
and hard, the right time, yes you are

But you have one of Yang dear

Do you prefer boys

So I prefer a boy, I'll show you

Arkady you are killing me

Expensive

Damn damn

Good afternoon sir Good afternoon
My boy come right here Thank you

Make yourself at home

Pizza please

Busy with other things

One of the Musketeers His
Majesty That's exactly the boy

In the service of His Majesty yes, yes

Thank you sir

My name is D'Artagnan I'm going to see your
captain He agreed to let me dream about

It's just a disaster, no one
wants to be with you anymore

The soldiers have to fight for the last
time they have lost a single drop of blood

who would agree

Once upon a time a musketeer but I want to dream about
them you want to dream about her Why to be like that

Look at this, he's still here at 10:30 in the
afternoon, look at him, he's just having fun

Yes, yes, that's it

Yes, yes, come on, let's go, come
on, he's calling us again, yeah, okay

Knowing about this debt Well,
everything is calm, come on, thank you

Wild things, come on, hurry up,
get out of here, yes, yes, for sure

Next time my dears see you let's go

What do we have here?

Would you like to have something to eat?

Your boots are dusty, I need to clean
them, you want me to wash your pants

Musketeers His Majesty Wow,
what an amazing dream not

I think there are still girls there

Look at his skin, how soft and beautiful

You want me to wash you You
want to attract you for a while

What What About How about husband Mash

Countess De Wagner's castle do
you like it I hear you slept a lot there

Can be used to sleep I
heard that the Countess is very

Well, yes, it seems logic has avoided you.
Porthos, the countess is in a state of sexual

Satisfaction here in this castle that she is completely
alone doing everything much worse The Count received

In a certain part of the
body you understand

Come on

And now the poor fellow
can no longer prove anything

Zhenya that she is still a man Well yes I could
make the Countess happy again Yes and you too

So where

Stop it

Lock

Yes, yes, that's great, great, let's

Three against one

Let me call, Let me show you like a man

Say goodbye to the sword

Because the man proves it and the guards

Forever gets his way,
everyone knows about it clearly

Dirty tramp

And now gentlemen

Countess widow

Yes of course we will try to
participate in the bedroom we will find

Really, what else if she's
there? I hope she's alone.

Yes, let’s assume we’ll check the first door first, come in, we’ll
go. Don’t be shy, I’m saying that she will be happy in Moscow.

I see here You look at her, you should look
at this wait since you don’t know there

No need to handle very delicately

I'm afraid he's right Gentlemen So please
let the fuckers hurry up Let's take turns

Let's count, look, that's the idea, but don't peek
after that, one-two-three-four-five The bunny came out

Take a walk one-two-three-four-five
The bunny went out for a walk, let's go

I am the first

Well, let's see how long you can hold out

Chart by DR

Come on, come on, go ahead, close the door
behind you, I'm replacing Count Bagheera

Well, what else do you see?
He just doesn’t have anything

Not enough stamina Oh yes finally but
now it's my turn Okay try to calm down

Do you know how quickly he
can do it? I meant the keyhole.

Well, how can you be like that? No, I’m not
interested there. God. Okay. Stop it, but now.

Well, excuse me, let me see Oh, I need to

The real Musketeers will never practice

You are nothing of what
I love in my life that you

Listen, you know that I can
do anything that you can do.

Do you feel it

Better stay with us here until spring

No I have to go to Paris Why go to Paris

You will always be in danger of contracting some kind of
disease yourself. And I didn’t want my dick to fall off

Then I have to

Let's let's let's let's let's
go guys let's go ahead

Faster, faster

Is it really based on a horse?

Because you know that this is a horse and not
something else, isn’t it interesting to see what

Dirty insinuations about me, the Countess,
that I became the heir to peace, I

In general, where are
we going? I would prefer

Graphs

Satisfied, and besides, I’m now in the count’s place,
and besides, my stomach tells me that it’s time

Can you think about
anything else besides food?

True It would be great if there was a man in
the house or even two it would be better as

Just think about the possibilities

Nothing

Ladies, we are here to save you from your loneliness.
The Three Musketeers are ready to do anything for you.

Are you all here? Yes, we really want to

Dumplings with oyster mushrooms, the report, by the way,
is already seriously working on them, so Valeria is here to

Amazing

D'Artagnan It's you, isn't it? Yes

I'm so happy to see you again and alive as you
can see I'm alive sorry I'm being treated when

Because you are so passionate Musketeers Thank you
You are also a very passionate woman I have never

To say that I've been
completely alone lately and

It's me you should express your sympathy
for. I should receive compensation for

In my castle as quickly as
possible I wanted with pleasure

I'm going as quickly as possible, I'll make sure you relax
properly after your adventures, I'll be waiting for you

I kept my promise unfortunately

Musketeer His Majesty D'Artagnan

With my best wishes Welcome
I arrived on time I thank you for

Relax in your castle You misunderstood
me about ODK then I'll go to the stables

Here is your bed, in the end, the first musketeer's
house was invented, waiting for him not to

What to do So please excuse me I have
to go there you speak like a real musketeer

Let me assure you that your horse is
taken care of then I won’t be shy and call

Or to me

Have you already heard
the latest rumors about us?

You listen to rumors, you know very
well that when I call gossip a rumor it is

True story, they didn’t tell us that we should have been
waiting for Madame Virgo’s lover, hoping for him in the castle

It's like he's a bird in a cage,
and the poor boy has to satisfy

Countess where the three of us failed,
only skin and bones, that's for sure about

I'm not sure, I think there's nothing left
there, maybe he has 10 fingers, but only one

I believe that graffiti would not want it to be
the other way around, seriously Well yes indeed

She will have you forever

The Countess seemed
insatiable, I became captive

In her locks in her bed in her arms

I was losing hope

I felt like I was planning an escape

To end

The evening of the escape has arrived

I admit that I felt quite weak,
but I would have risen to

Christina if only these walls were between
me and the absorbing men are not piss

Vampire Woman 6

I'm just a shepherd I ask for
a few hours I felt safe from her

And it's you

My name is Karen, do you remember me? Well, of course I
remember. Although I don’t remember you mentioning yours before.

I was so in awe of you during your demonstration that
I probably forgot to introduce myself And after that

I guess it slipped my mind

Well, you must first tell me whether my predictions
came true or not the aristocrats are running after you

I can never tell you, but in fact, how true all
this is, you don’t need to tell me about it, I don’t

I'm a confessor aren't I

When the day is a little
closer to me I feel cold Yes

You're shaking aren't you
Then take me in your arms

P♪♪♪♪♪♪ You don't like me anymore

Maybe it's fate in the
end that we are again

Look

D'Artagnan like I'm shaking from top to
bottom I have goosebumps everywhere

No, maybe I'm wrong, but I'm absolutely
sure that you're not the same boy you were.

After the first time

What did you say then

What is this flute?

This is a slingshot and not a flute

Come here

I just want to know

Has your Slingshot changed or not?

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nuns who Once Upon a Time

And in general from everyone

She was together True Well,
the nuns are definitely there

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