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We are trapped in the 21st century.
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I am Captain Belinda Blowhard of the
Dreadnought Nemesis. We journeyed back
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time from the year 3034.
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Our orders are to locate and destroy a
reptid mothership sent back in time to
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alter our history and the future of the
human race.
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As we entered the time slip, a device
was activated on board the ship
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my crew. Now, we can no longer suppress
our emotions and must control feelings
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that humans haven't felt for hundreds of
years.
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We will find these reptiles and complete
our mission if it's the last thing we
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do. I will not let these new emotions
divert us from our duty.
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Dottie, check the database. Try and get
a reading on this thing.
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Oof. Any luck with the weapon lock yet?
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No, weapons will not lock. It seems to
either have an anti -cloaking field or
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antimatter displacement field. We cannot
scan around or near the parameters of
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this object.
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We feel very confused.
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Well, that's nothing new, Dottie. All
right, everyone, this is very serious.
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Gather around.
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Why?
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If we cannot destroy it, and we cannot
get close enough to see it properly,
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perhaps our internal systems are
damaged.
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We are repenting.
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Well, don't look at me. I'm still
getting over my last girlfriend.
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But you only met her yesterday.
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You obviously haven't met the right
woman yet.
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Maybe I can assist?
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No, I'm fine, honest. We've got to keep
this professional.
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We can if you want. I don't mind being
paid.
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We have just received a blue screen of
death attempting to clear and purge. Oh,
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shut up, all of you.
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This is ridiculous. I mean, we were once
the best of the best of the Admiralty,
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and now we can't even have a serious
discussion about something that could
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potentially wipe us out.
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All I hear about is sex.
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Somebody's in the corner bawling their
eyes out.
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For my sanity, do you think we could
just have one conversation without
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to do with sex in it?
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Or without Dottie having to try and
reboot herself all the time?
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Huh? Can we?
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You think?
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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Ox, what do you think about this object?
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Don't you ever speak?
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This is insanity!
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Does anybody have an opinion about this
situation?
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Yes, Captain.
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We simply cannot scan it. It might be a
multi -space -time molecular object
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designed to live outside of galactic
time, hence the impossible lock on the
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hazmat scanner.
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That's excellent work, Dottie. All
right, now we're getting somewhere.
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Whoa! Well, if it is outside of space
-time, we could adapt the weapon system
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with a hyper -quantum signature pulse.
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That should give us a locking target,
which we could then use to enable the
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cannon to emit an anti -time burst.
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This is good stuff. Now we're ready.
Fucking... Okay, grab her.
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What?
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Yeah, I heard Paul's being mentioned,
and mine's a bit high.
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What are you talking about?
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I knew it was too good to last.
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No, hang on. Just rebooting my fifth...
Oh, we do not do it like that. Oh, that
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we are certain.
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Oh, my blue socks.
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They certainly need to keep this bridge
tidier, because if they don't, it'll all
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have to be redone.
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Don't say anything, darling.
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Everyone back to work, please.
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Thank you.
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Yes, computer?
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I have scanned the surface of the planet
Earth, and I have found a location to
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which reptiles are returning regularly.
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And what sort of place is this?
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Daddy, run a full scan. Give me some
more info.
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We have indeed found the location that
the computer refers to, Captain.
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It seems to be some sort of alien
meeting point, where they gather under
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disguise. We believe that they were once
referred to as Gambling Den, Dance
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House, Casino, Orbella, Cat House, Strip
Joint, Massage Parlour. Daddy!
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Sounds like an undercover mission to me.
If we can infiltrate this place,
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perhaps we could lay a trap for the
reptids when they return.
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Computer, run a multi -level bioscan on
the planet's surface and keep your eyes
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peeled for any disguised reptids.
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Why didn't I think of this before?
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Affirmative, Captain.
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Yes, Hologram?
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Your request activated my attention
sensors, Captain.
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And why would that be?
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We believe that this should have been
brought to your attention some time ago.
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What are you talking about?
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Since our trip back in time, Dottie and
the computer seem to be somewhat lacking
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in the disciplines required to perform
their duties within acceptable
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parameters.
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Dottie. Yes?
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Use Dottie herself, Captain.
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We are fine.
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At once.
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The computer is also too familiar, and
at the same time too distant from its
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occupational remit, Captain.
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We should think seriously about
deactivating it.
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and running a full diagnostics check on
its primary function systems. The
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hologram's right, Captain.
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I'm fine. Fit as a fiddle. And I'm not
an it, I'm a she, thank you very much.
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I rest my case, Captain.
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Noted, hologram. Thank you for your
observation.
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Well, Dottie, my schizophrenic double
-sided lovely, what can I do for you?
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The Captain requested a check -up. For
both of us.
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The hologram has tried to merge us, and
our android side is agreeing.
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But our human side has resisted it.
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Even though we tweaked our
interconnecting personality stabilising
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Did it work?
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We think so.
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I like a good tweaking.
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Not now, nurse.
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Right, Dottie.
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I've taken down all your particulars,
and very nice particulars you have, too.
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That's all.
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We didn't feel a thing.
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Oh, it does feel good to be so well.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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No?
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If only the rest of us were as sane as
those we.
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Two.
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Nurse, for the rest of the day, I shall
be sampling this strange substance
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called alcohol.
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Please keep note as the experiment
progresses.
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Okay, Doctor.
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Hello, Captain.
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Where would you like to go?
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Computer, can you take me to the
Mollyport room, please?
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Aye, aye, Skipper.
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Oops, sorry about that.
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These lips are temperamental, just like
me.
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Never mind, it'll soon be the weekend
and I can put my feet up with a nice cup
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of tea.
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Okay, uh... Captain, are you all right?
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Computer? Yes, Captain. Could you, uh...
repeat that, um, vibrate accident?
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You know, I want to feel. I mean, I want
to analyze the problem. You requested
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my command.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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Just there. Turn level 68 and 59,
Captain.
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Oh, just like that.
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What are you on about? Oh, God.
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Oh, yes. What?
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Oh, yes. What?
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Are you mad?
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Oh, for heaven's sake, get a room.
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And they say I'm in balance.
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The nerve of it.
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What happened to you?
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It was the lift.
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The lift? Yeah, a little bit of
turbulence in the lift.
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You shouldn't get turbulence. I'll go
and check.
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You touch that lift, punk, and I'll kill
you.
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Get back in there.
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Coordinates set. Prepare to monoclonal.
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Where's Sally?
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Truly amazing.
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We are molly ported safely down here and
the chief already finding herself in a
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tight spot.
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What's wrong with it? I don't know. Must
be a glitch within the third power
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relay in the quantum scanner.
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We should speak in a language I could
understand.
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Let's go, shall we?
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Yeah? What do you want?
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I was wondering if you had some work for
some fit and able women.
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We are fit and we are able.
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We could also jiggle up at you a little
bit if you would like, yeah?
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Dottie, stand still. Yes, I see what you
mean by Dottie.
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But you're in luck.
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We do have positions available for two
exotic artistes.
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Fabulous. Wolf, show the man your stuff.
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Have a good look.
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Yes, yes, wonderful.
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You'll do.
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Oh, hi, puppet.
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No, we need pole dancers, not idiots.
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Well, there is one more young lady in
our party that might just work out for
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you. Sally?
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Sally, get over here.
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Captain, I must protest.
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Sammit, I'm an engineer, not a dancer.
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I'm not even Polish.
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Well, you're going to be a stranded
engineer if you don't go over and
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that fellow.
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Yes, well, the kid's got grit.
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She'll do.
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Great. When do they start? Come back
tonight.
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And if you want, we'll give you tickets
to see the show for free.
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Tickets? We shall need to if there are
two of us. He knows that you don't need
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to tell him. Okay, I will just leave.
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Do you have to bring her?
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I don't want no weirdos in here. I
completely understand.
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I'll take care of it, sir.
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We heard that.
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Doctor? Ah, Captain.
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Oh, it's far too since long I've had you
in my craft. Get off. What is that
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smell? Oh, I'm most awfully dreadfully
sorry.
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Seems to be effects of the speriment.
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How can I love you?
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Help you? I just need a little something
for a rash I must have contracted on
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Earth. Really?
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Well, take off all your clothes and tell
me you love me. It's on my arm, Doctor.
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Nurse!
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I'm here, Doctor.
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Oh, that was quick.
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Could you get some infected cream for
the sexy, lovely captain? That should
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clear it out.
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Thank you very much.
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What kind of experiment have you been
conducting? You're an absolute wreck.
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Well, I know I've been examining a
Scottish bottle called Scotch Biscuit.
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It's extremely efficacious.
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So I suppose you haven't had any chance
to work on the cure for our other
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problem. No, no.
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Would you like a drink?
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No. Do you know...
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It makes me want to burst into song.
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In fact, ladies and gentlemen, without
further ado, I'd like to sing my latest
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number, entitled Grandma, get your feet
off the table and give the cheese a
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chance. Thank you.
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Doctor,
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are you all right?
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Take a look now.
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After extensive testing of the Scottish
bottle.
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The floor came up and hit.
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No reptids present, Captain.
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I've set up several detection devices to
spot them, but I've had 12 proposals
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for something they call marriage.
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Anything else to report?
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No, Captain.
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And how's Sally holding up?
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All right, carry on whatever you were
doing.
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I've detected that we are about to be
approached from behind by a large ship,
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and I'm not that sort of girl on a first
date.
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Shall I recall the crew?
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No.
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Summon the remaining senior officers who
were left on board.
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Is that wise?
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None of them have any combat training.
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Just do as you're told, you pathetic
excuse for a computer.
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There's no need to be rude.
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You could give a girl a complex, you
know.
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The computer thought it would be best to
leave the main crew on the planet and
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summon you.
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You lying son of a... We are currently
being fired upon by an intruder.
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The ship is yours.
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Oh, oh, my blue sharks.
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And now, for our newest recruit, please
give a huge, naked ambition welcome to
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the pure, the innocent, the never -been
-touched virgin of white, Miss...
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Sally, pop your totem!
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beautiful girl like you to a place like
this.
249
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,410
Are you talking to me?
250
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:05,470
Oh, wow.
251
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:13,750
Sally, after seeing you on stage, I knew
you weren't from around here.
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No.
253
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,310
Is that a problem?
254
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,070
No, no, no. Of course not.
255
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:25,530
But, um, if we're going to make love, do
you mind if I, um...
256
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,100
Change into my real form?
257
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,300
No, of course not.
258
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Be my guest.
259
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,850
Oh, my.
260
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,690
So many.
261
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:52,540
But before we go any further, do you
have some sort of protection for them?
262
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,840
Hold on, baby.
263
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,300
I'll be right back.
264
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,740
I think I'm in love.
265
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,690
Men!
266
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,180
Now you can walk away with just a limp.
267
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,520
Or I can rip your arms off.
268
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,860
Either way, you don't want to do this.
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have handled him myself.
270
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,980
You do realize that, don't you?
271
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,390
By the way, did you say something back
there?
272
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,080
Oh, I see.
273
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,430
Mile taken.
274
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He's mine.
275
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,230
Our shield's down to plus five and
falling.
276
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,500
Right. I've figured out how to find
these plastic guns.
277
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,100
Plastic guns? Where?
278
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,380
Give them their drink.
279
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,090
Oh,
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00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:51,359
these
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00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,530
guys really don't know how to choose a
lady.
282
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,720
I have audio signal from the other ship.
283
00:19:56,580 --> 00:20:00,430
Dreadnought Nemesis, we are members of
the Longstar Bounty Hunter Society.
284
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,030
A huge bounty has been placed on your
head, and we're here to collect.
285
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,900
Dead or alive, surrender now or we'll
blast you out of the universe.
286
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,590
A bit of ship's name later and our body
parts are all we need.
287
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,800
We don't care as long as we get our
reward.
288
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,980
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots!
289
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,880
I can't get these weapons to fire
straight!
290
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,840
Shields down to plus one.
291
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,170
We're all good!
292
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:34,629
Excuse me, but what would happen if you
went into the quantum thingy, then slam
293
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,130
on the brakes and hit reverse?
294
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,450
Reg, you're brilliant.
295
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,750
That'll cause a quantum reverse field.
296
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:45,030
Activate quantum thingy and kiss your
arse goodbye.
297
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,940
I'll have to go in the log. It's a duck
manoeuvre.
298
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,380
Do we win?
299
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,140
Hey!
300
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,700
Hologram.
301
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,990
Yeah? You can take over again.
302
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:52,670
I'm going to look after my little hero.
303
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:54,720
Hmm.
304
00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:02,610
Seems that your plan didn't work after
all.
305
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,380
Laugh all you want, computer.
306
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,680
Your days are numbered.
307
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,450
Hello?
308
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,130
Nobody there.
309
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,540
There you are. I've been trying to find
you. Did you discover anything?
310
00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:31,359
No, but wolves were not discovered
erected. They'll meet us outside in ten
311
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,410
minutes.
312
00:22:32,411 --> 00:22:34,349
Oh, you've got time for a drink.
Chocolate?
313
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:36,030
I need something, that's for sure.
314
00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:40,469
Chocolate? What's wrong? Can we get one
more of those special fancy drinks you
315
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,520
made?
316
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,240
Thanks.
317
00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:46,400
It's good, huh?
318
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,070
It's great. What is it?
319
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:55,869
It's Bombay Malticling, dear. It's got
gin, rum, coke, ice, Russian vodka and a
320
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,490
very special secret ingredient.
321
00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:00,470
And what is that very special secret
ingredient?
322
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,229
What's it worth?
323
00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:03,599
Tell me!
324
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,559
All right.
325
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,360
I've got freshly liquidized squid.
326
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:09,990
This damn thing escaped earlier. Found
it out by the condom machine.
327
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,110
Goodbye,
328
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,590
my sweet and considerate potential
lover.
329
00:23:15,591 --> 00:23:18,639
Goodbye. It's a little bit weird here,
Captain. I think we should leave.
330
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,720
Yes, I heartily agree.
331
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,610
Back to the relative sanity of the
nemesis.
332
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,230
We're ready to molly port back to the
ship, plus one prisoner.
333
00:23:34,631 --> 00:23:37,669
Trouble with the mullet court, she is.
334
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:39,669
Christian, I'll leave you alone for five
minutes.
335
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:40,509
What's wrong?
336
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,430
A temporal blitz in the influx chamber.
337
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,940
We'll hoop and ock the mullet and get
okay.
338
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,230
What about the ruptured?
339
00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:54,369
What did I
340
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,990
do?
341
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:02,050
Where's our prisoner?
342
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,870
All over you, Wolf.
343
00:24:07,951 --> 00:24:13,459
Sally, you better get a sample of that
for the doctor to study.
344
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,080
What should I put it all, him, in?
345
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,830
Oh, this should do.
346
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,560
I'll make you higher.
347
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,220
I'm gonna make you wanna die.
348
00:24:54,419 --> 00:24:56,080
I'm going to make you scream.
349
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,260
I'm going to make you moan.
350
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,740
I'm going to make you call out my name.
351
00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:07,340
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