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Yeah.

No, I'm looking at the comp now.

Okay.

You have that bid for the front yard, right?

Okay. Yeah, just send it over and I'll take a look at it and run it through.

Okay.

Alright. Alright, bye.

This is Derek.

Yes. Hey, buddy.

What's up?

Why am I getting a collect call from you from jail, Xander?

Well, you know, my wedding is tomorrow.

Yeah, I know. I know. And?

Hey, Xander, try to focus, okay?

I'm tired of fucking saving your ass. Why am I talking to you from jail again?

You want

me

to bail you out so you can go to your wedding?

You've been fucking off the day before.

Yeah, I'd like to too, but I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. You know I'm

good for it. No, I know you're not good for it. You're never good for it. You

never fucking pay me back.

This is like clockwork with you, Xander. I'm getting tired of this shit, man.

Why am I always the one to help you out?

Why am I always the one to help you?

Okay, okay, stop, stop.

Fine, okay?

Fine, but because you're getting married, not because I want to fucking

You should sit your ass in jail for a week.

Okay, well, uh... Well, I know where you're at, okay? So I'll be there in a

little while.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Xander again?

I was just trying to help him out again.

You know how many fucking times we've gone over this?

Every time he calls you, you go and you save him.

You're like a fucking pussy.

No, honey, I'm just trying to help him out of another jam.

It's like you're in love with Xander. You should fucking marry him. Oh, come

Don't be dramatic about it.

You want to see fucking dramatic?

No, I just...

Okay, I'm sorry. This will be the last time that I help him out.

I can't. I can't. I can't fucking deal with this anymore. You should go fucking

help him out, and then you go fuck him. How about that?

I'm fucking done with this shit. Come on.

Fucking guy.

Yeah, uh, can you just head to 612 Wharf Avenue?

I hope you don't mind me asking, but is everything okay?

I don't really pick up a lot of people from jail, no.

Yeah, that.

Yeah, no, it was just a crazy night.

I'm getting married tomorrow, so I kind of had a little laugh to rouse.

Trying to fuck this chick, and yeah, just crazy.

I'll get you to your deputy.

Crazy.

Crazy. Yeah, crazy.

So crazy that I'm having to take care of your fucking methods again.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't know. I just... You're getting married, man. I mean, it was

for you, you know, but I'm not used to this whole thing. It's a lot.

Okay, let's start with it's not easy for me, okay?

Do my best to make it work. What the hell does that have to do with you

up in jail?

Because, dude, I kind of have like the partying lifestyle. I'm always doing

whatever I want. Now, that all changes, you know, like tomorrow.

Okay, well, I'm tired of having to pay for you doing whatever you want. You're

fucking up my home life.

My angry Latin wife is fucking pissed at me.

Calling me a pussy because of your shit. Because I keep cleaning it up.

You're not going to have to.

Hi, Rena.

So I heard you had an interesting morning.

Yes.

Yeah? It's one of those nights, you know, crazy. So good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

So I heard what you guys were talking about, that Paul's stressed out about

getting married and being with one woman for the rest of your life. I mean, kind

of stressful.

Yeah.

It's something, you know.

Well, you know, we've talked about this thing called hot wifing, you know.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, we talked about it, like, all the time.

And it's where, like, one guy lets his friend fuck his wife.

Ha! That's a thing. Do people do that? Yeah, you know, just to, like. I didn't

talk about that.

Help you out, you know, since we're always helping him out. Oh, I'm.

I'm the friend.

You need it.

Yes, you're fucking with me, right?

No, I'm not fucking with you at all.

We're not fucking with you at all.

That's not what I meant.

Yeah.

Because a while ago, my boo here decided

to, you know, go out and have his own fun, so.

I don't need to hear any of this. Well, in the past, but.

Yeah, like a long time ago. Yeah, like a long time ago when you cheated on me.

It doesn't matter right now, though. We can help you out with your little

problem and, you know, keep you from being stressed and, you know, help you

the marriage work.

I mean, you know, he had his time and he got to do whatever he wanted to do.

Yeah, I don't know what that has to do with me.

Stupid bitch at work that he just went away with on the weekend, wanted to lie

about it.

Why are we bringing up old shit? Because I think that it means I should be able

to have my fun now.

He is your best friend, and we can help him. You can help him.

How?

By letting him get some stress off.

You can run a mile. Why does this have to be the answer?

Because it is the answer, and you're going to be okay with it.

You're always helping him out.

Now is your chance to really help him out. I want to help him out. I want to

help him out. And then that means you want to help him out. Okay?

Come with me.

He'll be fine.

Don't worry about it.

What the fuck just happened?

Look, this is crazy. We shouldn't be... What's so crazy about it?

I mean, you're, you know, I've got friends.

You're his wife and I... Kiss me.

What? Just... Kiss me.

I'm getting married tomorrow. We can't be doing this before that, right? I

mean... I've been married for years.

It's not that big of a deal.

Fuck. This is so fucked up. I don't... You talk way too much.

I'm going to just lay there.

Let me clean you.

Get this shirt off.

What the hell are you... Nobody's going to bother us.

Yeah, but I mean... But what?

Huh? You don't like what you see?

No, I like it a lot.

Wow.

Do you want a touch?

Oh, my fucking... Does that feel good?

Holy shit.

Oh, man. I know it feels so good, but this is fucked up. This is not...

Stop worrying about it and you need to fucking open your mouth.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Look at me when you're doing these naughty fucking things. Fucking friend's

wife.

You're a bad fucking boy.

Make me come.

Be a good friend and make me come.

Make me fucking come over your face.

Making your dick so fucking hard.

Fucking suck in that pussy.

Fuck it down.

You fucking suck in my pussy. I like it.

Thank you for coming with me.

Yeah. It's so... It's wrong, but it's so fucking good.

Are you coming again?

How bad is this?

Do you want to stop?

No. No?

I don't know.

Uh huh.

Oh, give me that dick. Give me that fucking dick.

Shove it all the way on my pussy.

Come on.

What are you doing, huh?

Give me that fucking cock back.

It's so good.

Fuck, hold it up for me.

Hold it up. Give me some fucking time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

it's so fucking good.

Yeah, don't you?

Oh, come on.

Oh my god

It's fucking bad.

Holy fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

That's so fucking good.

Oh,

it's not fucking wrong.

It's so fucking good.

Oh,

fuck.

Just keep fucking me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

You like it?

I guess you do.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Holy...

I'm gonna fucking go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Goddamn. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Do you want to feel the pain in my pussy? Oh, yes.

Feel the fucking pain.

Yes. Feel the pain in my... Yeah. Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Holy shit.

Holy

shit.

My fucking pussy.

My fucking titty. My

fucking titty got the fucking cup. Oh, my God. Fucking God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god, that's so fucking nice.

Oh my god, that's so fucking nice. I'm so deep in my pussy.

Yes, I'm deeper.

Give it to me.

That's so fucking good.

That fucking big beautiful cock. I love it.

Come on, pull me into you. What are you doing?

Huh? Huh?

You don't like the way I fuck you?

Huh? You don't like my big ass? You want some of this fucking cock?

Yes. Yes. Give it some nice and deep.

Fucking good. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, I see you.

and saying, yes!

Yeah, just over there.

I love it. Oh my god. Oh my fucking

hair. Oh my god. Let me come over your cock.

Let me fucking come over.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Let me get that pussy back.

Let me get that fucking pussy back.

Because he's so fucking wet.

Spread that ass out as much as you can.

Stuff my fucking holes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God. Fill

me up. Fill me up with that big fucking dick. I love it.

Make my ass just bounce all over you.

Oh, my God.

Stop taking that little pussy. It's coming so good.

Thank you.

I can't take it anymore.

Oh, fuck.

I'm a monster.

I'm going to shoot all of your face.

I'm going to chase you. I'm going to come over to you in fucking time.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can get used to this.

I think you're going to love married life.