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These are worth 1 .5 million dollars. Keep your eyes open on the way out.

Yes, sir.

Elevator secure.

It's clear.

Everyone downstairs.

They're on their way down.

Ready, let's go.

That will be okay.

Moving the cops on

the way.

Diamonds are gone.

Go, go.

Open it up. Let's see what we got.

Basically, it's hard to make a living in L .A.

What's the biggest Harley they sell? I'm going to give you like a 12 million

horsepower chrome -plated Maryland street legal Harley. What about you?

A new toaster. A toaster?

Mine won't toast.

We should move in now.

What, and arrest three jewel thieves?

That's what we do, Grace. We arrest people who steal things.

The buyer is more important.

You catch the buyer and the thieves have nowhere to fence their goods.

We'll arrest the thieves and then let Sammo and Terrell handle the

But the thieves already have a relationship with the buyer. He doesn't

Sammo. If he did, we wouldn't have to go through all this trouble now, would we?

I'm having a real problem with your attitude.

That's what makes it so much fun.

All units, move in the moment their van stops.

Copy that.

When you're suddenly blessed with great wealth, you don't spend it on little

things. Think big.

I need some shirts.

That's not big.

Look at me.

Mutual funds.

Maybe municipal bonds.

I'm getting to the age where I want some security.

Hell, I can't do this forever.

You know, Charlie Schwab don't take uncut diamonds.

We got to turn this into cash.

I hope your man can handle a big transaction like this.

This and more.

Better.

What the hell is that?

I assume you don't want to exchange insurance information.

I don't think so.

Everybody out.

Nice and slow.

Don't forget the diamonds.

Hardware on the ground.

Hand it over. We'll walk away.

No!

No. Fine.

I'll shoot you. You can shoot us.

If you do, you can't take us with you.

Makes you think I want to take you with me.

Because we're good.

I am not splitting my share with two more people.

Well, if I say so.

Get in the car.

Excuse me?

Look.

Sammo and Terrell will contact us when they get a chance.

Until then, just take it easy, okay?

He's getting more relaxed already.

What makes

you think they can be trusted?

You said I trusted them.

Well, you didn't shoot them.

I didn't shoot you either.

Nice.

Fat guy gets your share.

What? Unless, of course, you got a problem with that.

Oh.

You stink, Sully.

It's not like you're a lot of help. What are we doing here?

I want to find out how they knew about the jewel robbery.

That wasn't our assignment.

So?

I want to ask you two something.

I want a straight answer.

What do you think of the kitchen?

White cabinets is a nice touch. Kind of picks up the highlights from the granite

countertops. I'm thinking Venetian?

Nice toaster.

I must have resurfaced those cabinets ten times already.

Plumbing's a mess.

Don't even get me started on the electrical system.

Should never have done it myself.

Why didn't you hire a contractor?

I did.

He added 30 % to the price of everything and then left with the job half done

when he got a better offer.

I think they managed to reattach two of his fingers.

Sullivan, do you have a plan?

Uh -huh.

Nope.

I'm liking my fingers.

Don't worry.

That's what undercover work is all about.

Kind of go with the moment, use your instincts.

It's half the fun.

Right.

We leave in half an hour.

You two come along.

So what's our job?

Whatever I tell you it is.

And if you do it badly, we'll leave your bodies there.

Right on schedule.

What are we after?

Some new computer chip.

Supposed to be faster or smarter or something.

All I know is stealing it saves the competition a half a billion dollars in

development costs.

Just think what they'll pay us for it.

Everyone get ready.

You got the chip? Let's go!

Ain't nothing you can do, Lane. Just be cool.

Idiots must have tripped the alarm.

You know what happens to cop killers? Relax.

Hey, Bob.

You two.

Go take them out.

Take them out?

No problem. Now I got a plan.

You tell the uniforms what's going on, okay? Call back up.

Make a big rest. Before you know it, you're a superstar.

Sammo, what's going on here?

What the

hell are you doing?

Having half the fun.

You know these are cops, right?

That's why I hit them.

Here we are again.

What's the story?

A microchip was taken from the company vault, but these thieves don't have it.

Somebody took it from them.

Samuel and Terrell?

With some help.

They've obviously infiltrated a gang that steals from other thieves.

That wasn't their assignment.

It's better.

They're going to find out how this gang knows where and when these crimes are

happening. And how many laws are they going to break doing it?

37.

That was a rhetorical question.

That was a stupid question.

All right, these crimes are connected somehow.

We have to discover how and then pull Samuel and Terrell out before they ruin

their careers.

And ours.

Oh, we hope.

I want to know what... Nice work out there, man.

Thank you.

Would you tell me what... Hey, Finn, what's up? Nice work.

Sullivan! I thought you wanted out.

We must find out who tells them about these crimes.

Then we go.

And when did you decide this?

Just before I punched.

From now on, we're having meetings.

We want your hour of money.

You're not getting paid until the rest of us do. Is that going to be any time

soon? Because I have a very busy schedule. Well, our contacts will be

couple of hours.

You want your share? You'll stick around until then.

Then we stick.

Amazing, isn't it?

Fifteen minutes at a computer, and we found a connection between the

We didn't have to steal, crash, or shoot anything.

We also didn't get any closer to Samu and Terrell. But maybe we got closer to

the guy they're working for.

You know, the one besides the city of L .A.? Yeah, we should be out there doing

something. Yeah, you know, I think I saw a patrolman on the corner.

Maybe we should beat him up on the way out.

Fletcher Durwood?

I got your memos, okay? You don't have to keep pestering me.

And what might we be pestering you about?

Oh, I thought you were from the head office.

I... Keep getting your memos. I mean, their memos. Client information

confidentiality rules. Exactly what we wanted to talk about.

Apparently, someone's not keeping your client information very confidential.

Look, I got a shredder, and I'm going to start using it on all the client files.

Right after you pass along the information to the thieves.

Thieves? There were two robberies this week.

Both victims were insured by this company.

Don't talk to me. Talk to the head office.

I'm just an independent agent.

The very same agent that sold policies to both victims and 11 other victims of

robberies in the last month?

Any idea why your clients keep getting robbed, Mr. Durwood? Same reason why my

wife ran away with the gardener, a runaway trash truck destroyed my parked

and the tuna fish sandwich I had for lunch has already sent me to the toilet

eight times.

Hey, it works. Hey, it does.

Talk.

About what?

The robberies.

If I was behind these robberies, do you really think I'd still be here 14 hours

a day trying to find new clients and no one would notice how much we're losing

on the old one?

Let's get out of here.

Not until we're done.

We have to examine all the possibilities, Mr. Durwood.

We'd like to start by looking at your records.

Be my guest.

The file room is down the hall.

Thanks.

Interesting interrogation technique.

I was inspired.

You realize this is a total waste of time.

We haven't even looked at the evidence yet. With the evidence of a wasted life?

It's not him. And you're sure because... Gut feeling.

Right. I'll take A through L, you take the back half.

Don't you ever listen to your guts?

If I'm trying to decide between a quarter pounder with cheese and a

sure. When I'm on a case, I try to use my brain.

You know, the sad thing is, you're really going to enjoy this.

You ready?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, is your rib back?

I see.

Where'd you learn to do that?

Here, dear.

You want to be a little more specific?

No.

No. My friend doesn't like to talk about his past.

Bad memory. You know how that is. I don't know.

I mean, I don't think any one of us here knows anything about either one of you.

Except that the fat guy got your sheriff in.

I mean, I've never seen you around. I've never heard of a guy that moves like

him, so I'm curious.

Where do you come from?

I met Sam in Vancouver.

He just got off the boat.

Vancouver? Oh, so you know Joe Farrow.

There's a lot of high -rise jobs there.

This way I said, oh yeah, I know Joe Farrow, and you say, Joe Farrow doesn't

exist. Does that trick ever work?

Just answer the question.

I think I answered your question.

I like her.

Hey!

Where are you going?

Our guy's gonna be here soon.

Nice kitchen, but no food.

I'm hungry.

So I'm going to bring me some fries back.

And this time, don't eat them before you get back.

We're not going to find anything in this file. It's not him.

Even if Durwood isn't directly involved, the information is coming out of his

office. Someone's selling it to one set of thieves, then selling it again to

another. If you just give Sammo a chance, he'll find out who that someone

can't wait.

Major Crimes Unit.

Amy, Sammo.

Are you okay?

I don't have time to explain everything.

It's okay. We already know what's going on. Where are you?

Bring an assault team to Knife and Phoenix.

They are in the top floor loft. How many of them?

Seven. Have Leon.

They're a contact. We'll be there in the next hour.

Oh, Duke.

What are you doing here?

Buying dinner.

Here, at a nosh mart? A mile from where we're at?

I like the big club.

More drink for the money.

Remember,

we got two cops inside, and the last thing we want is a firefight.

Our two will be doing everything they can to undermine the target from within.

Our first priority, get them out safely.

Second, apprehension of the suspect.

Understood. Yes, sir.

Let's move out.

Okay, say it. Say what?

You were right, I was wrong.

Sam O 'Neill came through, and I should have known they would all along. And

you're never going to let me live it down, are you?

Is that a rhetorical question?

No, that's a stupid question.

Money's in the accounts.

Of course.

You don't think I'd be stupid enough to try cheating you?

Give him the merchandise.

Nice work as usual.

And, uh, I must say, the granite looks even better than the samples.

You got another job for us or what?

Yeah, I was getting to that. Only I thought I should apologize first because

this one might be a little bit bloodier than the other ones.

Hmm.

What does that mean?

Well, uh, the target is heavily protected and the only way to get to it

step over the dead bodies of the guards who are protecting it.

Now, these thieves will stop at nothing and, uh...

It might be a little bit messy when you arrive.

Good. Means they'll be low on ammunition?

Sounds pretty rough when he's a -going down.

Who's he, huh?

Never seen him before.

New guy.

And his buddy joined us yesterday.

Should be back by now.

What's up, money?

Nice to meet you.

You checked him out?

You mean, did I call his previous employer and check his references?

Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did.

They were the guys who did the diamond job.

Got a nice display of their skills.

So they betrayed their own people, huh?

Well, that really is a strong recommendation.

I mean, hey, maybe if we're lucky, they will perform as well for us.

You know, when he puts it like that, I gotta wonder whether he's got a point.

You weren't worrying when we saved your ass from getting shot or when we took

out those cops.

Police? Police?

They never shown up before, not till you were long gone.

They were there at the diamond job. And again, the computer place. You guys are

two for two since you joined us.

Maybe I should just shoot you now.

Be on the safe side. You know, this is really something that you should handle

amongst yourselves.

Great.

Very nice. These are $400 shoes. This is coming out of your cut, you know.

I'll be in touch.

Would we still be here if we were cops?

You know, I only see one of you.

That could mean a lot of things.

Yeah, it could mean a lot of things. You want to go through them one at a time,

in detail?

There are about a hundred of them.

Big list for everybody.

My trick?

You want to know why the police keep showing up?

I'll tell you why.

There's an undercover officer in this room right now.

I knew there was a traitor.

Of course you did.

Because it's you.

What? That's insane.

I'm no cop.

Tell us where you've been for the last hour or so.

Try following him around half the city.

Is that true, Samuel? You see her?

No. I met her on my way back.

See? She could have done anything, gone anywhere.

Including report to the LAPD. For all we know, the cops are on their way right

now. He knew I was following him. He tried to ditch me. He didn't want me to

what he was doing.

I mean, come on. He walked a mile for a big glug?

Typical undercover behavior.

Come on!

Try to throw suspicion on somebody else in the group. Think about it.

That last thing we pulled off?

Samuel jacked up a police officer. No cop in his right mind would ever, ever

that.

Which brings us back to Finn.

She actually tried to protect the police officer when you tried to shoot him.

You know why?

Because she watches over her own.

Stay back.

That's the behavior of an innocent person.

No.

Don't you think I'm going to forget this?

Oh, no.

If she called the cops, they could be here any minute.

We've got to get everybody out of here.

Not that way.

Ready, ready.

to explain to me why I put together a full -scale assault team in record time

raid an empty apartment?

I'd like to.

I really would.

Nothing. They're long gone.

The strings that you pulled to get us here, consider them cut.

Good luck next time.

They

should have been

here. Maybe their cover was blown.

We would have found their bodies.

Then what's going on? I don't know.

All right,

we'll get forensics down here.

Get some prints.

That should give us a lead.

Uh, we'll get some records on this place.

And, uh, see who the owner is, bring them in.

When I'm undercover, I just do what I want.

And I figure everybody on the outside will follow.

You know, my job is hard, your job is easy. That's what I used to think.

I'm not used to being on the outside waiting for something to happen.

Not knowing, and then still being responsible for it all.

Welcome to my world.

Let's make it suck for someone else.

Who are they? I don't know. What's their next target? I have no idea. I'm an

insurance salesman.

We've got two detectives in big trouble. If anything happens to them, guess who

we're going to blame? Whether you committed the robberies or not, you're

accessory, which means you go down just as hard as they do unless you cut a deal

first. Don't you understand?

I'm the victim here. You arrested me in front of everyone.

Higgins is probably moving into my office right now.

Look, we know you were selling information to a gang of thieves and

them out to somebody else.

We're going to sell you out to them.

Unless you give it up. Now you've got one minute to decide.

It's not him.

If he was stealing office supplies, we'd know by now.

This came in for you, Commander.

You're Gardner.

His name wouldn't happen to be Clay Sullivan.

No, it's Julio.

He was supposed to be fertilized in the garden, not my wife.

Sullivan is the owner of the loft we raided. He served time for two attempted

murders, beat his contractor half to death.

We're going to look into his history, see if he has any connection to you.

And if he does... So what are

we going to do with him? Oh, God, that sandwich is coming back again.

Oh, I think he'll probably be busy for a while.

Looks like I was right about you, which is good, because I get really pissed

when I'm wrong.

I'd hate for that to happen.

Yes, you would.

Come on, Monroe. Give me a hand.

I call for backup.

You tell them.

I thought we were having meetings.

Yeah. I had one. You just weren't there.

Just got word from the boss.

Time to gear up. Load up with ammo.

They must lead us to the crime so we can stop it before people get killed.

You must have read the minutes of my last meeting.

Clay Sullivan was a janitor with your service?

My employees prefer the term maintenance engineer.

Didn't bother you that Sullivan was a convicted felon?

Don't you believe in giving people a second chance, detective?

You know, Clay wasn't here very long.

Less than six months, actually. I barely got to know the man.

He really didn't look like the sociable type.

Sullivan's crew cleaned Durwood's office.

Is that significant?

We need to see filed on the other members of that cleaning crew.

Sure, of course.

If you don't mind me asking, what's going on here, anyway?

What's this all about?

The usual response is, sorry, we can't discuss ongoing investigations. Check

his shoe.

Next time, spring for a new pair of shoes.

Hey, losers.

Relax. Who do you think just bailed you out?

What?

We both want the same thing.

Payback. Against those that made fools out of them.

What are you talking about?

Did you get the information for the diamond job from the little weasel named

Calvin?

Yeah. Funny coincidence.

So did we.

I'm listening.

Okay. I know where the gang keeps their gear.

We go there, file them to the job, let them do their thing. And rip them off.

Really, all I want is to be the first one to put a bullet in those two guys.

I think we can work something out.

As much as I love catching scorpions and watching them fight, is there another

reason we're out here?

Waiting for that.

You boys like Weston's?

Because we're about to pull off a good old -fashioned train robbery.

We

found

the diamonds and the computer chip in your safe, George.

Not to mention photocopies of the insurance files for the last three

victims. If you're going to be a master criminal, get a decent shredder.

I never claimed to be more than an amateur, really.

It shows.

You should have stopped about three scores back.

But you got greedy.

Of course I did. Why else would I do this in the first place?

The only thing that can help you now is to start talking.

But I'm not the one that needs help here. You are. You want to know when the

next crime is going to be. So let's hear it.

How about this?

I'll tell you when it's going to happen, which is approximately

39 minutes from now.

But before I say anything else, I want full immunity from prosecution, federal

and state.

Forget it.

If I tell you now, you have plenty of time to get there and save innocent

from being killed. But if you want to spend this time trying to figure it out

for yourselves, look...

Your choice.

We're done here.

You're going to question my decision?

Nope. Not this one.

Now, what do we do now, boss?

We think greedy.

We'll go back through Durwood's files and see if we can figure out the next

target.

We have 38 minutes to do it. So, we're going to grab the train about a half

up. We're going to bring it here to offload.

That's what we move in.

Monroe, you stay here.

Two, one.

We must have stopped it and prevented the robbery.

We don't have much time. You got a plan?

Stopped it and prevented the robbery.

Good plan.

You realize we're outnumbered.

If we take them all at once.

It's been a good meeting.

Probably our last, but good.

Gap?

Some singer who insured her vocal cord. Too messy.

Got it.

A private arm transport firm? They're taking a load of old paper money to be

incinerated. But it's still valid currency until it's destroyed.

How much money are we talking about?

How much can you fit into a 50 -foot train car?

Not this time.

Look at Ricky.

As soon as they unload the money, we move in.

Crow, where is everybody?

Hi there.

I'm a cop, buddy.

Everything's going to be all right now.

We did it, bro.

We make an amazing team.

Better than that.

We were Tian Xia Wu Di.

I like the sound of that. Tian Xia Wu Di. Tian Xia Wu Di.

Tian Xia Wu Di.

You keep John congratulating himself.

We are not.

Told you I wouldn't forget you.

We are very touched.

Adjust your aim about two degrees to the right.

I get the fat one.

Toast this.

Seeing a lounge chair in hell.

You can shoot now.

If any other thieves show up to take this train, they can have it.

Agreed.

The chief has officially declared this operation a success.

So, despite your questionable methods... She had to add that in there. You two

are the heroes of the department.

Did you expect anything less?

We don't deserve all the credit.

You and Pepe, they have to work.

Yeah, I'm surprised you two law enforcement divas work so well together.

Excuse me.

We are professionals here.

Our relationship is based on mutual admiration and respect.

We were in total sync on this.

Every step of the way.

Even during those long hours digging through insurance files.

Yeah, even then.

I mean, if anyone has trouble working together, it's you and Sammo.

Us?

We make a terrific team. I mean, we're so tight, we actually read each other's

thoughts, don't we?

Just the way I was about to say, you tell him, buddy.

That's the way partners should be, right?

What's that about?

Right.

You know what he said?

If

any

more thieves show up to take this train, they can have it.

How great.

What?

He don't know. I speak English.

Yeah,

good.

Yeah, your mother too.

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