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How about slippers? She's been wearing the same raggedy pair forever.

Well, I read the impression.

It's not special enough.

Plus, I want to buy something her new husband will enjoy, too.

Let me give you a hint on that. The best way to please him is to please her.

We were very careful, Mr. Duvall, just like you asked.

This customer's inspector's stapler. It's bought and paid for. Save it. We

our targets.

Well... Well, let's get this out of here.

Hurry up.

LAPD, gentlemen, it needs to stop right where you are.

Is there a problem?

That great didn't go through customs.

Sure it did.

Why don't you talk to Inspector Stapler?

Oh, don't worry. We'll talk to him. Downtown.

Right now, we'd like to do our own inspection.

It's not drugs, they are smuggling.

It's bad either.

Take a look at this.

Little fella's taking a liking to you, Samuel.

I've got some bad news about his sister. She didn't make it.

Why don't we go into your jewelry for this one?

You know what? Give me a second, Samuel. I think I can make a call to someone

who may be able to help us out.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Uh, Julia.

Oh, Julia.

Julia?

Samuel, our yo -yos aren't talking. They're screaming for their lawyers.

I've got an idea.

Accepting bribes is a very serious crime.

Do you realize how much customs inspectors make a year? I mean, it's not

I'm letting guns or drugs slide through. I didn't hurt anybody.

Is that what you think?

You kill innocent animals.

That doesn't matter to you?

Tell me.

Who wanted those monkeys?

I only dealt with Duval.

Who else?

I swear, I don't know. If I knew any more, I'd tell you.

I'll be back.

I don't know why you've been sitting there, man.

Unless you want to talk about the weather.

I'll get him.

The other one is ready to deal.

Looks like our interviews been terminated, Mr. Duvall.

Stay, but there's no squat.

He knows enough to come back to you.

I'll see you in prison.

Look, I can give you the guy who hired me.

If he wants to talk, let's cut him a deal, too.

No, we can't make two deals.

But Duval's information is better than Stapler's information, isn't it, Duval?

Yes.

You are too slow.

Mike, I get the deal.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It was McKnight.

The monkeys were going to Vince McKnight.

Vince McKnight.

Okay. Where is he?

I don't know.

He was very careful. He would meet me in a parking lot.

Thank you.

Vince McKnight.

Arrested two years ago for importing endangered Madagascar ringtail lemurs.

Two days before the trial, he jumped bail. It hasn't been seen since. We'll

him. Right now, we've got to get this little guy to his new home. I called

Julia, my friend at the animal preserves. She's expecting us.

So you used to date this woman?

Briefly, yeah.

I like Julia. Nice lady.

So what happened?

It was clearly a second priority to a sick cheetah.

Helena. Helena?

No, it was just a suggestion.

Hello?

Hello, Helena?

Oh.

The wedding coordinator just quit on me. Why?

She said I was too difficult.

Have you ever dated any wedding coordinators?

No. No?

Oops.

I was just trying to explain to her how I wanted the napkin holder.

And she resigns.

That's because you have made too many suggestions and not enough decisions.

So what are you trying to say?

You are not doing it consciously.

So you're saying subconsciously, I don't want this wedding to happen?

Yes.

Wow.

I never thought about it that way.

How do you know so much about weddings?

I was married twice.

You were? Really? I mean, to who? What happened?

Another time.

I'm glad you called, Louie. This guy wouldn't have lasted much longer trapped

that box.

How much can you get for one of these monkeys?

A few thousand dollars.

The more endangered the species, the higher the price tag.

You ever come across a smuggler by the name of Vince McKnight?

McKnight? Oh, yeah. He's one of the worst.

He operates by the 50 % rule.

What's the 50 % rule?

He estimates that only 50 % of the animals he's smuggling will survive, so

doubles up on his shipments.

He provides mostly for fashion designers.

So they're killing these little guys for their fur.

Absolutely. Unbelievable.

Do you know how we can get in touch with this McKnight?

No idea.

What about fashion designers, Julia? Any particular names come to mind?

Audra Zimara?

She's Argentina's answer to Cruella de Vil.

I'll go get you her address. We pick at her when we have free time.

Thanks.

My business depends on a healthy supply of animals.

How am I supposed to bring them into the country if my pipeline is closed?

Hmm?

Bus them in from Mexico?

Look, it's only temporary, Mr. Vanderwaal. Right now I'm working on

new guy in customs.

Thanks for posting my bail, Mr. Vanderwaal.

I'm really sorry about what happened.

I made sure he wasn't following.

Good.

I gave Vince some other contacts that I thought might work out.

Again, I'm really sorry about what happened.

LAPD had a snitch in customs.

You're sorry?

I lose millions of dollars.

And you think an apology makes up for it?

No, no.

I'll do anything.

What do you want me to do?

Let me take your picture.

Mr. Vanderwaal, I never mentioned your name.

Well, unfortunately, I can't mount your head on my wall.

That's what I have to do.

Leave him.

Now, should I anticipate any problem for Saturday?

Uh, no, no, Mr. VanWall. Your lion will be ready and raring to go.

I'm very glad to hear it.

Hey, Samuel, the repairs on the caddy look great. Did they give you a good

Yes. Right after I told them. I worked for the LAPD.

Say the two of them.

Mr. Samuel.

All right.

Louis got an appointment at 3 o 'clock.

Hopefully this fashion chick can give us some leads on McKnight.

We got about an hour. You mind if we swing by my mother's house? I need to

the news about the wedding coordinator.

Maybe I should wait in the car.

No, no, no. You come on in. My mother really likes you. And you can give me

moral support.

Fine. I will try.

But I don't think it's going to help.

Hey, Mom.

You're around?

Yeah. I'll be right down. I'm glad you're here.

Come on in, Samuel.

Why are you the one in charge of the wedding?

Well, you met my sister, right? Okay, she's too busy to do anything. And my

brother, let's just say he has a life of his own.

You were always the one to help your mother.

I try to fill in as best I can.

Oh, hello, Samuel. Hi.

It's good to see you. Listen, are you boys hungry?

You know, I could not sleep last night. I got up at two in the morning and made

my famous lasagna.

Are you nervous about the wedding?

Why?

Should I be?

Mom, about Helene, there's a complication.

Terrell, what did you do now?

See, why is it always me?

Me and the lady don't click. I mean, there's a problem with the chemistry.

Terrell, you are planning a wedding, not a family.

Mom, I want everything to be right, and she... She

quit.

She what?

She quit, Mom. See, I thought maybe... Okay, I wanted everything to be perfect,

and... Terrell.

Who's going to plan the wedding?

How is there even going to be a wedding?

It's okay.

Tobias got an idea.

I do?

Yes. Remember?

You told me in the car.

Oh, yes.

In the car.

Maybe you should tell Mom about it.

In China, there is a tradition of holding the wedding in the bride's home.

That can work here.

You have a very lovely home.

That's right.

What do you think?

Have the wedding here, huh?

Why not?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

I guess that could work.

Oh, it's going to be great.

Good afternoon.

You are Louis?

Of course I am Louis.

It's three o 'clock now. Who else would I be?

I'm so glad you could make it. I'm Audra.

Audra.

And your client?

Oh, yes, of course.

I just love Dream Passager 57.

Fabulous performance.

Always bet on black.

Now, what are you looking for?

Okay, I'll drive two words for you.

A word?

Then I've got three words for you.

We've got it.

Blue

suede

is all the rage. No, no, no blue, please. I can go with the hair.

How about this cherry winkle picker?

Please, Audrey, this is old news.

Listen to me, please.

Ash.

Let's go to Alfonso's. Man, he hooked me up with the Black Heritage Awards. I'm

talking blizzards and leopards. Yes, maybe I think you're right. Audrey,

you so much. No, no, wait, darling.

Darling, wait.

I've got tea.

Genuine Nile crocodile.

Very rare.

Very dangerous.

Are they real?

Trust me. They're the real thing.

Good.

So is this LAPD.

Where's your old friend, Vincent Knight?

This is entrapment.

You entrapped yourself.

Give your lawyer a call. Ask him if selling this... Skins of an endangered

species. A felony. I forget, Louie.

All right.

I've got more things to address.

My hair doesn't go with blue?

Yeah, man, really. If I was you, I'd stick the earth down.

Really?

Hey, thank you for helping me with my father. You're welcome.

I think it will be very nice.

You can have the ceremony in the back.

And refreshments in the French room.

Maybe you want to help plan the wedding.

LAPD!

Is that what I think it is?

Yes.

It's blood.

Just call the cops.

No, we need to see.

Face.

Face.

Homie's not covering all the food groups, Sammo.

It means it's not for him.

It's not making night.

Get ready.

If you can close it now.

Now we can't cause somebody else.

You guys get anything?

We know he smokes lucky straight.

And he has a girlfriend.

How do you know that, Samuel?

Lipstick or the gun.

Well, good. If we find her, maybe we find him.

He's in the dress book.

Mostly women, too. This guy could give Lewis a run for his money. Yeah, I doubt

that.

All right, what we got to do is find the woman that was in here.

This is interesting.

What is that, a travel brochure?

For African hunts.

I didn't say who runs the trips.

Doesn't say.

Hey, Ben.

What you gonna do with all these steaks, man? I got a bunch of waiting guests to

feed. You wanna call your mother with that suggestion or should I?

Lieutenant!

We need you in here.

She just showed up at the door.

All right, miss.

Where's McKnight?

He stopped over last night.

All upset.

Why was he upset?

Oh, some deal of his went south.

And he wouldn't tell me the details.

What's the deal with Simba in the bedroom?

Look, that's how he made a living.

Selling animals, but he's just small potatoes.

Then who's the big potato?

Dieter van der Waal.

Demo, this Dieter van der Waal runs a pretty interesting operation.

He offers a tour which includes six days, seven nights of four -wheeling

the rugged African plains.

Then he's got a Nile River -wrapped adventure thing going on.

And one called the Mombasso hat.

What does that include?

It doesn't really say.

This isn't for the hardcore outdoorsman. Inquire within.

Then let's inquire.

Woo -hoo.

You awake?

Hey, Samuel, this snake ain't stuffed.

That snake is very poisonous.

It's a venom. It's 100 % fatal.

Well, it's not that big.

Proving once again size doesn't really matter.

Sorry to keep you, gentlemen, waiting.

I understand you are with the police?

We're not with the police. We are the police.

This is Detective Law and Detective Parker.

We're looking for Vince McKnight.

Should I have heard of him?

We found your liar in his house. My lion.

Am I under arrest?

Do you have any proof?

The proof is hanging over your head.

He will show himself, too.

I hunted big game when I was younger.

Nowadays, when I shoot an animal, I shoot it.

Only with one of these.

No, I don't think so.

A hunter like you never loses his love of the kill.

And love of the kill is locked in our DNA. And that's what put our species on

top.

Hearts, brains, and compassion.

That is what put us on top.

Tell us about the Mombasho package.

It's one of the many safaris I run.

I recommend it, but with your salary, gentlemen, you cannot afford it.

I've got you in my sights.

Thank you for meeting with me, Vince. Hey, no problem, Mr. Brandemont.

Actually, I'm working on getting a couple of tigers into El Paso, but it's

to take a week or two to set out. You're hot, Vince.

Police are looking for you.

Yeah, but for what?

Well, I think it will be best for everybody if you could lie low for a

This should more than cover your expenses for the run.

And I put in a little extra.

Meantime, I want you to take a month off.

Yeah, okay.

Sure. Good.

There you go.

Thanks.

Hi, can I take your order? Yeah, give me two glazed old -fashioned, a regular

glazed, and a large -cost regular.

Would you prefer a latte instead of that coffee?

What? No, no, man.

It's only 79 cents extra.

Hey, give me what I ordered, all right?

Hot take.

That'll be 3 .97.

That'll be 3 .97.

Sir?

You okay?

Must have been the cholesterol.

Whoa! Not even close.

Twelve. Move back slowly.

Just move.

Mamba.

Actually, it is not a mamba.

It's a desert cobra.

Killed by a snake. That's ugly.

The snake didn't kill him.

Bandit one did.

You promised me a lion.

I realized that.

I flew from Lebanon and now you're telling me you don't have my lion.

$100 ,000 I expect to hunt what I paid for.

I have never had a dissatisfied client.

And I don't intend to start now.

You'll get your kill.

Where are you going to find the line?

You worry about your business.

Let me worry about mine.

So you heard the name Vanderwolf?

Heard of him. I helped chase him out of Africa. For what?

He ran big game hunts for VIPs.

Well, that's not illegal, is it?

Well, it is if you're hunting mountain gorillas, rare kudus, black rhinos. The

more endangered the species and the more Vanderwell's clients were willing to

pay. Kelly made them rich.

And we found out that Thimba was intended for Vanderwell.

What? He's hunting over here?

Maybe it's easier if the clients don't have to travel all the way to Africa.

We'll find him. Don't you worry. How's this little fella doing?

He's getting his appetite back.

Good. Yeah. So, Julia, I, uh...

I was wondering if you're pre -Saturday.

Yeah, I've been invited to this wedding.

And, uh, hey, you know, I was just wondering if you're not doing anything,

you would like to go with me.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, I'd love to.

That's great.

Get out of here. Go.

You all right, Craig?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Julie, are you okay? I'm fine.

They're serious, huh?

Yeah.

They're on the hunt.

Why is Vanderwall going to so much trouble to get his hands on this line?

My guess, he's got a customer who wants to hunt it.

Actually, Ben, that's what I think this Mombasso package is all about.

All right, good. Well, give me enough evidence so we can close him down.

Get right on it.

Hey, Grace, can I ask you a question?

Sure. Samuel told me he used to be married, right? Is that true? What's the

with that?

You better ask Samuel about that.

Gerard. Mom!

What are you doing here?

Gerard, did you know that Dionne Warwick is performing at the Las Vegas Hilton

tomorrow night?

No.

Do you want to know why that's an important piece of information?

No.

Because Reverend Davis has tickets.

Meaning he will not be here to perform my wedding ceremony.

Oh, oh, Ma, Reverend Dick. I meant to call him back. I mean, I talked to him,

but I didn't confirm.

I'll get him on the phone right now.

Terrell, you are relieved of your planning duties.

Ma, it was just a little mess up. Come on, let me help.

I'm only going to ask you to do one thing for my wedding.

Okay, whatever you want, just name it.

Just show up.

are you avoiding me come on out don't make me talk to you

this way well since i proposed

to your mother things between you and me haven't been the same i'll be honest

with you ralph i think you are doing this thing too quick i've been dating

mother two years are you sure you're compatible do you know my mother snores

know

Why don't you all just live together? Why do you have to get married? Terrell,

what is it that's really bothering you?

Ralph, since the day my father died, I've been the one to take care of my

mother.

I guess in a situation like this, I just feel like odd man out.

I'm not here to take your place.

I know.

It'll all work out.

I don't want no more brothers and sisters.

I ain't laugh.

G'day, g'day.

Jack Newcomb.

I'm in from Perth.

That's in Australia, right?

That's right, sweetheart.

That's right.

My, my. Aren't you a pretty little package?

Thank you.

My name's Amy.

Are you interested in a safari?

Amy. Three very lovely letters, Amy.

Now, listen, Amy.

Bumped into a couple of mates of mine, right? They told me about this Mombazo

package. Said it'd be right up my street.

Oh, well, Mr. Vanderwall handles those packages himself.

He'll have to set up an appointment.

No problem at all, Amy. Set it up.

Let me check his calendar.

Always on the hunt for something new and exciting, Amy.

Excuse me.

Is this Zebra computer system?

No, it's Zebra 2 .0.

That's funny. Why would somebody give me your address?

You have nothing to do with computers.

We've got computers, but we're not a computer company.

Okay? Okay.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Oh, about that appointment?

How's Friday at three?

Friday at three?

Sounds good to me.

Will you be here?

I'm always here.

I'll see you then, Amy.

Okay. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Hey, did you get anything?

Check it out.

Receipt from a fencing company.

Vanderwall had electrified fencing installed at this remote location way up

Tribuco Canyon.

That must be his hunting ground.

Sammo, we got it.

and get over this.

Good question.

Can't you do one of those martial arts leaps, like off the hood of the car, up

over the fence or something?

Are you crazy?

That's an electric fence.

Good point.

Not the answer I was expecting, but good point.

That won't be a problem.

Drop it!

You first.

I will listen to his instructions.

You see, you never hear the sound of the bullet that kills you.

You see, the bullet travels faster than the speed of sound.

Mr. Gali -chan, get your hunting gear ready.

I'm sure you're going to be very pleased.

I've got on us something very rare, exotic, from China.

Where is my lion?

No lion today, Mr. Gali -chan.

Then why did you drag me out here? I made it very clear I'm not interested in

hunting anything else. Why don't you hold your judgment and see what I have

store for you?

I think you're going to find this species a very rewarding challenge.

Guys?

What kind of sick joke is this?

Humans? You expect me to shoot humans?

Why not?

Easy. I'm calling the police.

When the sun runs out, I'm coming to get you.

We will be waiting.

What do you have with the goods?

Put down the goods.

My pleasure.

Hey, big guy, I want to thank you for helping my mom. It means a lot to her.

It is my gift to her.

I'm happy to do it.

You know, there's this little American tradition I forgot to tell you about.

What's that?

It's actually called the giving of the gift to the partner of the guy whose

mom's about to get married.

You don't have that in China, do you?

No.

It'll catch on.

Terrell, I was never mad at you.

Still, I probably owe you an apology.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Well... I got you something.

Oh, Terrell, you know I love gifts.

So where is it?

Okay, traditionally the bride gets something old, something new, something

borrowed, something blue.

Terrell, do not make me guess.

Okay, it's that old caddy.

See, it's old, but he just got it fixed, so it's new, too.

You can't keep it, so it's borrowed.

And it's blue.

He's gonna take you and Ralph to the airport.

Oh, that's so sweet of him.

I love Sammo.

Are you ready for this month?

Yep, let's go.

Have I told you how beautiful you look?

No, and I need to hear that now.

Here we go.

So glad it worked out, because I was messing up everything. I'm just so

Oh, now, you're always going to be my baby.

You know that, no matter what.

I do know that.

I'm so happy for you, Mom.

And Ralph, too. I love you. Oh, I love you, too.

Hey, what happened to Julia?

Oh, monkey emergency.

One of them got sick.

But, hey, she was sure I'd understand, so... Sounds familiar.

Tell me about it. You know what? I think I'm the wrong species for her.

Congratulations, Ralph.

Thank you, Ralph.

Okay, start your honeymoon. Go on.

Enjoy, Mom.

I will.

I want to buy something.

You spit on me, man. I don't care if you know karate or not. You spit on me,

man.

Demo, we're about to be monologues.

They have gone.

No.

I'm sorry.

We're the Tiger Hunts.

You don't need to say that again.

Hey, doesn't my mother look like that lady on the jump?

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