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Hey,

when's the next game?

May the 15th.

Mother's Day is on Sunday.

Show our stepmoms the appreciation that they really deserve.

I'm thinking about fucking your mom. I was thinking about fucking your mom.

I'm sad.

Michael?

I've just hooked you up to that mother.

Not now, Karen.

Yeah, Mom's at the bank.

She don't care to be here already.

Come in!

What do you miss to say?

Um... Happy Mother's Day.

Michael, what the hell are you doing here?

Well...

Your son, Kieran, decided to send you these wonderful gifts.

All of them.

Oh.

Well,

I was tweeting him, but why didn't he just bring it himself?

He's coming later tonight.

Hey, I think you misunderstood.

Why would Kieran send you over as the... Yeah, doesn't that sound a little crazy

to you?

Yeah, that does sound crazy.

Which is why I came all over here, all on my own accord.

Are you saying that you want to have sex with me?

No, what if I was?

I mean, a sexy woman like you, that...

Doesn't get the attention she needs from her husband.

Are you always this funny?

Are you concerned about my husband's infidelities?

You know about those?

Yes.

James and I have an open relationship.

You are?

Mm -hmm.

Don't tell Karen, though.

Last thing I need is for him to know that his stepmother's gone out and

with a bunch of other guys that aren't his father.

Yeah.

That, uh, yeah.

Let me get this straight.

You are not sexually frustrated?

God, no.

I have plenty of sex.

In fact, I found that I'm multi -orgasmic.

Have you ever had tantric sex?

I mean, you can go for hours and hours and the ecstasy just keeps building and

building. I can't say that I ever have.

Well, you know, since we're being honest about things, let me just tell you that

I fantasize about what your cock...

Really? Really.

Now you know.

You're so good at that.

Fuck.

It's so good.

Are you sure you're ready for this? I think it's pretty wild.

I think so.

Which is showing how to do that tantrum thing.

Look at that.

I want you to resist the temptation to move.

I'm just going to keep it inside of me and breathe.

Nice deep breaths.

I can feel your pussy squeezing on it.

I'm gonna miss you so bad.

Oh,

fuck!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Open your hole.

Oh yeah!

She's tantric. What are you talking about? You knew about this?

It was his idea.

What?

Look,

I tried to do something nice for Mother's Day. I thought you might need

companionship. You're sick.

What is wrong with you?

Both of you. That is my mom.

Okay.

Can the two of you just leave the two of us alone for a minute?

Yeah, you don't want that.

We'll just head on to the kitchen. Just pierce it when you're ready.

Sneaky little bastard.

Yeah, I like to think so.

I kind of like that about you, though.

Are we done yet?

No way.

I think we're just working on orgasm ten.

Number ten.

We have to make it quick, though.

Apparently, I have a Mother's Day dinner to attend.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Yeah. I love it when you do that.

Oh my god.

Sensitive? So sensitive.

Mother's Day to me Mother's Day