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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:15,980 You going on another bug hunt? 2 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,980 With it, I could. 3 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:24,100 Nope. Today is my first day as a new playground supervisor at Lakeside Park. 4 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,020 Uh, Steve, some pretty tough dudes hang out at Lakeside Park. 5 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440 Not anymore. 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,040 I've been studying the park rules and memorizing all the fines from watering 7 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,040 puppy poop. 8 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:41,840 Why, I've got my official park whistle. 9 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,800 Man, whoop! 10 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,480 As long as you're dry 11 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:03,950 You got something to hide? 12 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,850 What do you want? A little neighborly cooperation. 13 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:11,090 Your son parked in front of my house. 14 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,350 So? 15 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:18,850 So I don't want that souped -up hot rod of his ruining the curb appeal of my 16 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:19,850 property. 17 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:22,750 Chicks dig guys who have houses with curb appeal. 18 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:39,790 You can park that purple eyesore you call a car in front of my house. 19 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,050 Well, that's a public street. 20 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:50,170 Well, if you don't move it, I'll let the air out of your tires. 21 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:51,990 All right, that does it. 22 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:56,450 If you touch my son's tires, I'm going to let the air out of you. 23 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:14,790 I just moosed my hair. 24 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,210 But this isn't over, Winslow. 25 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:19,850 It's just starting. 26 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,490 Are you all right? I don't know. 27 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,750 Here, let me help you up. No, don't move me. 28 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:32,050 Quick, call this number. Who's this, your doctor? 29 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:55,040 Three days' body's already town. 30 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,420 Tell the world, sweet love. 31 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,200 I'm just crying right there, dear. 32 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,620 There he 33 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:16,460 is. The brother 34 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,460 with no book. 35 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,020 Now you unhand me or I shall be forced to verbally castigate you in front of 36 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,020 your peers. 37 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,020 Boo, you got my girl Chantel wet. 38 00:07:57,260 --> 00:08:00,500 Well, she needed a shower. 39 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,800 And might I suggest the same for you. 40 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:13,740 You better beat it. I don't want to see your ugly mug around here anymore. 41 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:25,860 And your girlie was in violation of several posted park rules. 42 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:31,540 I had no choice but to take drastic action. 43 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Oh, yeah? 44 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:39,260 Well, I am Ronaldo, leader of the Piranhas. 45 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:47,320 And now I have no choice but to take some 46 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,760 drastic action. Right. 47 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,500 Oh, come on, Nick. You're just doing this to make that trumped -up lawsuit 48 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:44,140 stick. I am prepared to settle out of court for, say, $100 49 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,140 ,000. 50 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:50,740 In your dreams, Niedermeyer. Hey, my medical bills are astronomical. 51 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,240 This wheelchair alone is $200 a day. 52 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,320 That's because you've got the Eddie Bauer edition. 53 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,080 Ronaldo pushed him off the jungle gym. 54 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,580 Now he's hurting little kids? 55 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,680 Somebody's got to do something. 56 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,460 You're right, Estelle. 57 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,640 I've been patient long enough. 58 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,200 When they stuck me in that basketball hoop, I shrugged it off. 59 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:15,170 I can't seem to reach the guacamole. 60 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:22,730 Well, allow me. 61 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:31,710 Here we go. 62 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:38,470 Some fresh iced tea and some juicy orange slices. 63 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:52,700 In the hopes that... In the hopes that I drop my lawsuit, right? 64 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,260 Well, actually, yes. 65 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,780 You know what, Carl? 66 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:04,300 Your generous hospitality is starting to get to me. 67 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,120 It is? Yep. 68 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,600 I'm still going to sue you, but... 69 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,520 injury to your neck and back. 70 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:43,760 Oh, give it up, Nick. You're busted. Oh, no, I'm not. 71 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,640 It's your word against mine. You have no proof. 72 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,020 Oh, really? 73 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,130 I've ever seen. 74 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:16,810 And you are the sleaziest, most conniving person that I've ever met. Now 75 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,810 of my house. 76 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,990 Does this mean that dinner is off? 77 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:27,770 No. 78 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,270 Dinner's still on. 79 00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:31,450 But it's on you, Nick. 80 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,690 is not here. 81 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,610 Are you looking for Steve Urkel? 82 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,130 Yeah, that's right. 83 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:16,630 He called and said he wanted to talk, but I guess he had a gut to show up. 84 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,850 Yeah. He sent some old pity instead. 85 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,490 You watch your tongue, young man, or I'll take you down. 86 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:30,370 So, uh, what you gonna do, Granny? Knit us to death? 87 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,510 Steve sent you a present. Look. 88 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 What is it? 89 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Read the card. 90 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,660 The prize you're looking for. 91 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,480 Hit the switch and open a door? 92 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:53,900 What's it mean? 93 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,280 Flip the switch and you'll find out. 94 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,600 with the ninja outfit, man. 95 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,020 It's my new fall look. 96 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,800 Well, too bad we're going to have to mess it up. 97 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,080 Hold it. 98 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,960 All we want is a safe playground for the kids. 99 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,020 So if you're smart, you'll leave right now. 100 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:06,540 If you're stupid, all your friends and relatives will soon visit you in the 101 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,540 trauma unit. 102 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:14,490 You're the one who's going to end up in a pharma unit. You're right. 103 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:15,589 Allow 104 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:26,170 me 105 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,170 to introduce myself. 106 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,450 I'm Bruce Lee. 107 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320 Get it now. 7377

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