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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,720 Say hello to Odigo. 2 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:06,680 Odigo? Yes. 3 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:11,640 This formula, cleverly disguised as a man's cologne, accelerates the molecules 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,280 of any living organism to super high speed. 5 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:15,900 Yeah, right. 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:17,560 You don't believe me. 7 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:22,980 Five minutes ago, I sprayed a woodpecker sitting on Miss Thompson's elm tree. 8 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,760 And what happened? 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,060 This is all it... 10 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:03,330 And you smell pretty, too. 11 00:03:12,739 --> 00:03:14,240 Hi, Richie. Hi, 3J. 12 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,240 How was your bike ride? 13 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,600 It was okay. 14 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:19,870 Where's Steve? 15 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:22,410 Well, we kind of raced home ahead of him. 16 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,530 Yeah, because we got a ton of people laughing and pointing at us. 17 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:29,210 Well, why did they do that? 18 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:31,210 Anyhow... 19 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:38,870 Steve, 20 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:42,030 you look like you just escaped from Toontown. 21 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,890 Uh -uh -uh. 22 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:46,290 Safety before fashion. 23 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:50,020 Hey, guess what, Harriet? 24 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:51,920 Hi. We raced home and I won. 25 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:57,180 I could have beat you, but I had to use Laura's stupid old girl's bike. 26 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,220 Ah, yes. 27 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:02,940 I remember the first time I saw Laura on that baby. 28 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:08,940 A sleek six -year -old beauty swooshing down the street on a hot pink Barbie 29 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:09,940 bike. 30 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:15,380 As she pedaled towards me, my heart sounded like the playing card in her 31 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:27,730 Morrison's here. 32 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:29,210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 33 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:30,750 I don't know. 34 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:32,190 Time to get back to the rock. 35 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,510 3J, Fenster Hall is hardly a prison. 36 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,130 Well, it used to be a prison. 37 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,950 But we repainted it and put in a teeter -totter. 38 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:45,390 Lost a lot of keys on our teeter -totter. 39 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:48,610 Well, we better be going. 40 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,550 Hey, Harriet, can 3J sleep over? 41 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:53,910 Sure. 42 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,600 I'm afraid not. It's against the rules. 43 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,000 Richie, why don't you and 3J go and get his things? 44 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,000 I'll help you. Who's the guy that helps the homeless? 45 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,720 We're having a bad spare day. 46 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,600 Mr. Larson, have a seat, please. Thank you. 47 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:29,010 3J tells me that you're trying to find him a foster home. That's correct. 48 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,370 Well, how's that going? 49 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:32,690 Not so great, Mrs. Winslow. 50 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:35,850 Unfortunately, there simply aren't enough foster homes available. 51 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,250 You know, it's a shame his last foster family moved. 52 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,350 Tell me about it. The paperwork was frightening. 53 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:46,010 No, I mean it's a shame for 3J. 54 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,960 now while they last. Only $29 .95 it is. 55 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,740 New shirt? 56 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,640 Yeah. You like it? 57 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:32,210 You know, Laura, jealousy is not a pretty color on you. 58 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,430 What are you talking about? 59 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:37,230 Well, it's Saturday night. 60 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,670 Le night de la partay. 61 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:47,730 It appears that I have a hot date and, uh, you, well, you don't. 62 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:54,570 Sweetie, maybe you just beg better than me. 63 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:06,780 You're a freshman, but you're not going to stay fresh forever. 64 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,880 I know nothing about it. It's called being loyal. 65 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,400 Well, loyalty is fine, but shouldn't it have an expiration date? 66 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,600 Eddie, this is a relationship, not a quart of milk. 67 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,480 Hey, suit yourself. 68 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:01,220 It's your life. 69 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,140 If that's what you want to call it. 70 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:53,620 but I was looking for 3J. Is he here? 71 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,800 Why, no. Shouldn't he be with you? 72 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,080 Yes, but he was missing at dinner. 73 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,160 We've searched the grounds and haven't been able to find him. I'm afraid he's 74 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:02,879 run away. 75 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,020 Well, why would he do that? 76 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:09,140 Well, 3J had an interview with a couple this afternoon, and he was hoping that 77 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:12,820 they would be his foster parents, but they chose a little girl instead. 78 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,460 Poor little guy. 79 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:20,020 Carl, we've got to find him. 80 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:23,410 The streets are too dangerous for an eight -year -old to be wandering around 81 00:09:23,410 --> 00:09:24,650 himself. All right. 82 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:27,730 We'll go down to the precinct and give them 3J's description. 83 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:29,570 Eddie, you check the playground. 84 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:30,870 Steve, you got the arcade. 85 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,110 Laura, you take the mall. 86 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:35,790 Carl, what can I do? 87 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:40,150 Well, just in case, you better call the hospitals. 88 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,679 Who is it? 89 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,680 It's Richie. 90 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,840 How do I know it's not a trick? 91 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,220 Open the door, jerk face. 92 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,120 Oh, yes, you are. 93 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,880 Here's an extra blanket. 94 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:25,880 Sorry it took me so long. I bet I had to wait till the coast was clear. 95 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 Thanks, man. 96 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,580 But what about some eats? 97 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,100 Here you go. 98 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,760 An apple? 99 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,780 You could not have... 100 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,520 from chocolate cake. 101 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,780 Well, not without a brother's family getting suspicious. 102 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,720 Dang! I stole it today, but you don't want to stop it. 103 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:54,560 Hey, it's not like I can send out for pizza. So chill, okay? 104 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,280 Sorry. 105 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,000 I'm stressed out. 106 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,360 I'm a dude on the run. 107 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:07,520 Well, maybe you should stop running and come downstairs. 108 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,070 I mean, everyone's real worried about you. 109 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:11,510 Yeah, right. 110 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,570 Like who? 111 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:17,370 Everyone. Eddie, Laura, Steve, and Uncle Carl are all out looking for you. And 112 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:20,190 Aunt Harriet's calling all over the place to see if you've been killed. 113 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:22,730 Cool. 114 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,590 Come on, DJ. Let's go downstairs. 115 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:31,170 Uh -uh. Forget it. There's no way I'm ever going back to that shelter. 116 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:34,550 But it's only until they find you a foster home. 117 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,190 That's never going to happen. 118 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,140 They're looking for young and cute. 119 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,440 I'm an eight -year -old man. 120 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,100 My cute days are over. 121 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,440 Are you sure? 122 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,680 Webster was cute till he was 30. 123 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,100 Come on, DJ. 124 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,300 You can't stay up here forever. 125 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,600 You need a plan. 126 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,780 You think I don't have a plan? 127 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,320 I've got a plan. 128 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,640 I'm the plan man. 129 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,680 So what's your plan? 130 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,620 blackjack dealer. I told her I'd save enough money to go to jet pilot school. 131 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,060 Oh, hey, that's a good plan. 132 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:22,920 I'm really starting to get worried. I mean, it's as if 3J vanished into thin 133 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,840 air. You know what it's like? It's like when you're doing the laundry, and you 134 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,360 put ten socks in the dryer, and you only get nine out. 135 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,550 Actually, it's not like doing laundry at all. 136 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,110 I'm just really tired. 137 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,650 Yeah, we all are. Look, let's get some sleep and we'll try again tomorrow. 138 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,710 Thanks a lot, Curtis. We really appreciate your help. 139 00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:50,350 I'm glad you called me. 140 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,850 It's been too long since I've seen you. 141 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:56,590 And you look real good. 142 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,030 Thanks. So do you. 143 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,270 I've been working out. 144 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:03,670 And it shows. 145 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,310 You lose some weight? 146 00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:06,690 A couple pounds. 147 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,540 Don't get too skinny on me. 148 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,040 Listen, tomorrow we're going to find 3J, okay? 149 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,240 Okay. And then maybe we can celebrate by having dinner together, okay? 150 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:25,940 Okay. 151 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:48,980 boy can kiss. 152 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,660 Oh, yeah? Well, I've heard you say the same thing about Stefan. 153 00:13:55,820 --> 00:14:00,440 Well, don't you think loyalty should have an expiration date? 154 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,900 No, this is a relationship, not yogurt. 155 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:21,780 Hey, you still up? 156 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880 Yeah. 157 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,140 I'm not gonna sleep tonight. 158 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,340 I keep wondering where 3J is. 159 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,320 If he's cold, hungry, scared. 160 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,500 That kid's gotten under your skin, huh? 161 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yeah, he has. 162 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:48,480 You know, when he first became his big brother, I thought 3J was a smart 163 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,500 little troublemaker. 164 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,080 So did I. 165 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,160 Carl, 3J's gotten a bad deal in life. 166 00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:02,620 He's been neglected by his parents, bounced from one shelter to another. 167 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,120 No wonder he's got some problems. 168 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,120 But I know children, Carl, and 3J's got a good heart. 169 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:17,800 Well, first we'll find him, and then we'll pray that the city finds him a 170 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 foster home. 171 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,280 They will come. 172 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,570 Right here. 173 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,050 What? 174 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:31,390 I want to take him in, Carl. Give him a good home. 175 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:37,070 Oh, Harriet, now... Carl, just think about it. He's become Richie's best 176 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,850 Laura and Eddie adore him. And he's crazy about you. 177 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:48,850 I don't know, Harriet. I'm not saying no, 178 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:49,970 but... 179 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,840 This is a big decision. I'm going to have to think about this. 180 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,920 Look, Carl. 181 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,020 I know there's a million reasons why we shouldn't do this. 182 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,940 But there's one good reason why we should. 183 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,540 And what's that? 184 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,460 I love him, Carl. 185 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,920 found your dinosaur slippers. 186 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,260 Oh, yeah. 187 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,940 Well, somehow they wound up in the garbage. 188 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,480 Go figure. 189 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:36,260 We have a security breach. 190 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,160 Well, 191 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,340 why didn't you go check it out? 192 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,400 It's dark out there. 193 00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:07,399 3J. 194 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,680 3J. 195 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Huh? 196 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,460 Uh -oh. 197 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,460 3J. 198 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,080 We've been worried sick about you. 199 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,560 How'd you find me? 200 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,000 Did Richie rat me out? 201 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,720 No. We had no idea Richie was involved in this. 202 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,220 Well, good. 203 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,380 Because he wasn't. 204 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,040 3J, why did you run away from the shelter? 205 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,720 Hey, I got places to go and things to do. 206 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,640 You need money to go and do. 207 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,720 No problemo. 208 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,300 I've got 12 bucks cash right here. 209 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,500 Burnin' a hole in my pocket. 210 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:58,220 3J, we've got to take you back to the shelter. 211 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,380 You sure? 212 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,780 I'll give you six bucks if you say you never saw me. 213 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:10,870 Look, the shelter's just temporary until they find you a good foster home. 214 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,150 Get real. 215 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,350 That's never gonna happen. 216 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,630 Well, sure it will. 217 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,810 You just gotta think positive. 218 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:22,610 I'm positive. 219 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,070 It's never gonna happen. 220 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,750 Nobody wants a kid like me. 221 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:34,870 We do. 222 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,310 What do you mean? 223 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:42,670 Well, Harriet and I would like to be your foster parents. 224 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:45,830 Thank you, Carl. 225 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,890 So what do you say? 226 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,830 Would you like to be a part of our family? 227 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,510 I guess we could try it out. 228 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,970 See how things go. 229 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:00,470 All right. 230 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:05,690 Tonight, You bunk with Richie, and I'll go call Mr. Morris. 231 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,510 Cool. 15673