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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:04,780 I have successfully developed a process that enables me to isolate and duplicate 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,200 complex molecules. 3 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:07,860 What? 4 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:31,930 You seeing what I'm seeing? 5 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:33,750 I'm seeing too, Steve. 6 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:35,590 Everything is fine. 7 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:40,470 I think we've learned that Steve's experiments have gone too far. 8 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,230 He's created a month. 9 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,790 I see no solution to this problem. 10 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:47,550 I see a really, really good solution. 11 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:50,230 I'm really going to shoot Steve. 12 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:07,170 Steve Urkel, the man who made me. We meet at last. 13 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,420 the extra toe. Well, it's no more. 14 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,940 I donated it to a girl who was toe challenged. 15 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:57,920 She might be walking around with your toe, but she'll never fill your shoes. 16 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,940 What's my buff friend cooking up now? 17 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,820 I'm on the verge of making history. 18 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,560 Oh, I love when you do that. 19 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:17,698 portation device. 20 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:22,640 Anything that's placed on this pad is broken down into individual molecules 21 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,880 are sent by microwave to another earth pad where the molecules are 22 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,480 instantaneously reassembled. 23 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,440 Science talk. 24 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,760 That makes me so... 25 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,900 prototype of my earth pad at the International Science Fair in Akron, and 26 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:10,900 kept in touch ever since. 27 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:14,340 Oh, a science fair floozy. 28 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:17,620 Trying to sweep her way to a Nobel Prize. 29 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,220 Yeah, Myra, retract your claws. 30 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,060 Nicole was just helping me with my... 31 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,260 But it rhymes with schmanning bean. 32 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:21,270 the phone and tell us what's going on. Well, Carl stepped on the ERC pad. 33 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:25,950 The what pad? The ERC pad. It's only the most amazing invention in history. Try 34 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:26,950 to keep up. 35 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,570 It's a teleportation device. 36 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:34,090 Carl stepped on it and accidentally got transported to Paris. 37 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,270 Hopefully. 38 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:41,590 Hopefully? Well, I've never tried it on a living organism before, much less one 39 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:42,810 with a 42 -inch waist. 40 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:44,770 So I don't know if it works properly. 41 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:48,520 My chums are perky. to be spread out from Barcelona, King of Geek. 42 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,519 Come here, Steve. 43 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,479 Come here. 44 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,099 Come here. 45 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,100 Come here. 46 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:55,999 Come here. 47 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,540 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. 48 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,540 Come here. Come here. 49 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,040 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. 50 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,560 Come here. 51 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:02,580 Come here. 52 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,260 Come here. 53 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Come here. 54 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:26,410 She finally got rid of that extra toe. 55 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:30,290 Yeah, now she's perfection. 56 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:34,710 My invention really works. You were actually in Paris? 57 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,810 Yep. What a... 58 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:53,430 No accidents, no pollution. 59 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:57,610 You can send a doctor anywhere he's needed. Or send food to starving people. 60 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,140 Nicole, you sure have blossom sense. 61 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:10,460 Accurate. You make me so blush. 62 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,480 house -sitting mama? 63 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:37,640 I really wish you could come, too. 64 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:42,500 My doctor says I should stay off my tipsies, Tipsy. Listen, Boo -Boo, have a 65 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,180 wonderful time, but beware of French girls. 66 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:49,440 They invented perfume, and I ask you, what were they trying to hide? 67 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,660 I'm Nicole Dufault. 68 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,620 I'm Harriet Winslow, and this is my son, Eddie. 69 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,560 But, uh, you can call me E -Man. 70 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,080 Chantez, baby. 71 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,920 Oh, 72 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,200 hurt me. What does that mean? 73 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,580 You've got something green between your teeth. 74 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,820 Oh, well, uh, it matches your blouse. 75 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,890 Laura's coming and she's bringing a friend. 76 00:09:55,230 --> 00:10:00,710 We blew United. 77 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:28,530 A toast to the most beautiful city in the world and the most beautiful woman 78 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:29,530 the world. 79 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:33,570 You going to finish that croissant? 80 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:45,730 And lose the hat. 81 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,890 Where are you two going? I'm taking Steve to Notre Dame. 82 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:54,450 Nicole says there's a gargoyle there that looks just like me. 83 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:01,890 Hey! 84 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:05,870 Hey! 85 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:16,950 You know, girl... 86 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,720 This is such a wonderful experience for our kids. It sure is, sweetheart. 87 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:26,080 I'm glad Laura and Eddie are mature enough to appreciate that. 88 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,820 Calm down, pal. 89 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,360 You're okay. Your car's okay. 90 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,440 No harm made, done, eh? 91 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,860 Now, look, let's get out of here before the owner of the cafe comes. 92 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,700 Juliet, I am the owner of the cafe. 93 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,440 Oh. 94 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,300 It's a nice cafe. 95 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,060 At least, it used to be. 96 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,320 Is this your son? 97 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,020 Unfortunately, yes. 98 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:30,120 He made me to cast my own cafe. 99 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,200 I know, I know. I saw it. 100 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,320 What's the matter with you? 101 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:41,000 Dad, there was this gorgeous girl and I saw her. A girl, Annie? A girl? 102 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,920 It is always the girl with you. 103 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,240 Calm down. 104 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,840 Don't make a scene. 105 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,040 A scene, Harriet. 106 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:49,780 A scene. 107 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,200 Our son just trashed an entire cafe. 108 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,020 Well, this is officially a scene. 109 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,300 Let me see that. 110 00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:04,150 Uh, I am very sorry. 111 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:07,910 Jane Swee's... Sorry, you want to catch me? 112 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:12,370 You want to catch me? You're going to get this five thousand, throwing that 113 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,170 mouth to my cafe. 114 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:18,530 Dad! All right, calm down. I'll talk to him, see what can be done. 115 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:26,050 Look, excuse me a while. I, I, look, I, maybe... That's bad. 116 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,490 I'm going to screw it up big again. 117 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:30,980 What? You did, Edward. 118 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,680 Fortunately, your father's a cop and trained to handle difficult situations. 119 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 That's very true. 120 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,320 Dad can be real persuasive when he wants to. 121 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,060 Well, I've got it all worked out. 122 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,400 Really? Mm -hmm. 123 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,420 Thanks, Dad. You work here for two weeks, and you don't go to prison. 124 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:07,370 You've got to get Richie a t -shirt, and I bet it's a massive postcard. 125 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,110 Taylor. 126 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,690 Stefan? 127 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,850 Something wrong? 128 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,130 I was just thinking. 129 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,530 Here I am in this incredible city. 130 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,230 Deep in history. 131 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,450 And I have no history at all. 132 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,250 What do you mean? 133 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,990 I have no childhood. 134 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,350 No background. 135 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,170 Steve created me. 136 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,900 Let's just be thankful he didn't screw up like he usually does. 137 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,340 Yeah, but you don't understand. 138 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,760 I have no past. 139 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,580 And with no past, how do I figure out my future? 140 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,440 I have to decide what to do with my life. 141 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,000 Or whatever it is, just to make sure I'm in it. 142 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:15,950 What's going on? 143 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:19,490 Whoa. 144 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:23,210 They're doing a photo shoot for a sports car magazine, and one of the models got 145 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,730 angry at the other for blocking his way. 146 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,030 Hey, I didn't know you understood French. 147 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:28,910 Neither did I. 148 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200 See you later. 149 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,900 Later. 150 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:11,350 Have you ever done any modeling? 151 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,690 No. Would you like to try it? 152 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,310 Sure. 153 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 Okay, come on. 154 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 Let's go! 155 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,810 The garden is music to my nose. 156 00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,870 You're really quite clumsy, aren't you? 157 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960 about your earth pad. 158 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,100 How did you ever come up with it? 159 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,960 I guess it comes from a lifetime of people asking me, can you get out of 160 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960 any faster? 161 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,700 I love that little thingy, Snow. 162 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,300 Do you realize your earth pad will make you a billionaire? 163 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,120 No, no, no, no. 164 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,160 I've decided that an invention this important should be shared freely with 165 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,160 entire world. 166 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,580 Shared? Really? 167 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,080 Oh, yes. 168 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,560 My money doesn't matter to me. 169 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,800 Except, of course, 170 00:18:54,220 --> 00:19:00,380 to you for helping people thanks to my earth pad every person in this world 171 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:06,600 be able to visit their granny for christmas oh look that gaping hole in 172 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,600 child that got 173 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,559 The blue pig? 174 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560 Not yet. 175 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660 These two are calling. 176 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,660 Different. 177 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,340 Nicole, your job is to find out how this hook pad works. 178 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,220 Once we have the technology, we'll make a fortune. 179 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,279 Don't worry. 180 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,280 I have a plan. 181 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:42,660 After dinner, I'll take him for a romantic stroll along the Seine. 182 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,940 I'll make him so hot the river will bubble. 183 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,880 You... You make me wish you weren't my cousin. 12555