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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:24,160 Steve, I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what's this thing? 2 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:30,640 Wait. I have successfully developed a process that enables me to isolate and 3 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,299 duplicate complex molecules. 4 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:34,140 What? 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,860 I can clone stuff. 6 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:45,100 They have a miracle drug now called Ritalin. 7 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:53,960 You don't understand. If this baby works, now if people want two of 8 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,660 all they'll have to say is, I'll go eat. 9 00:00:57,860 --> 00:00:58,980 Let me show you. 10 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,440 All right, Steve. 11 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,780 But fair warning. 12 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:07,300 If that thing explodes, breaks anything, or shoots a sticky substance all over 13 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,240 me, I'm going to be all over you. 14 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,160 Don't you worry, Sahib. 15 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:18,180 You and your environs are safe. 16 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,680 on with it. 17 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,530 I'll go get something else to clone. 18 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:54,910 Thank you. 19 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:42,899 Hey, Steve. 20 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,900 Hey, Steve. 21 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,540 What's wrong with him? 22 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,100 Never hit a pothole on a unicycle. 23 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,800 What's that awful smell? 24 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,360 Fish livers. 25 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:59,660 I mix them with seaweed and sardine juice, add a little yogurt, and bingo, 26 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:04,080 smoothie. I'm having a little problem with one of my inventions, and this gunk 27 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,160 really helps clear out the cobwebs. 28 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,620 That gunk could clear out a stadium. 29 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,320 I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid. 30 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,460 He's anchovy paste. 31 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,450 my bowling. 32 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:23,990 I'm not. 33 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:28,130 I'm wet. 34 00:06:28,850 --> 00:06:29,990 I'm sticky. 35 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:33,370 And I smell like a... 36 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,100 You just took it. 37 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,080 Well, I didn't. 38 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,920 Yes, you did. A few seconds ago. 39 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,200 How? 40 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,060 What? 41 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,360 You look tired. 42 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,260 Overworked. Maybe you need to relax. 43 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,980 Paint some pictures of your feet. 44 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:34,790 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 45 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,890 I'm seeing two Steves. 46 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,050 Oh, my God. 47 00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:19,530 raises a few unusual questions. 48 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,010 Such as? 49 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:24,510 Well, you have a twin brother now. 50 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,890 Have you told your parents yet? 51 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,030 I holed up him late last night in Moscow. 52 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:33,590 They were so overwhelmed by the news, they immediately burst into tears. 53 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:14,290 Your parents are over in Russia, so I'm stuck with, I mean, blessed 54 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,470 with being your guardian. 55 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:22,130 And, well, that makes things a little bit more complicated now that there is 56 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:23,130 of you. 57 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:25,190 Complicated? 58 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,630 He means expensive. 59 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:34,470 Well, you are an extra mouth to feed, but I'm really not worried because we're 60 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:35,810 all going to be millionaires. 61 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,599 We are? 62 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:42,240 Mm -hmm. So let's say we hustle out to the garage and start cloning a bunch of 63 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,240 these. 64 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,440 You want to tell him? 65 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,920 Nah, you better tell him. Tell me what? 66 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,780 We destroyed the cloning machine. 67 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,320 You what? 68 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,640 And we decided it was ethically indefensible. 69 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,100 Ethically what? 70 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,540 Put your arms around my neck and hold. 71 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,230 And share. 72 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,960 There's enough pollen on this flower for two bumblebees. 73 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,820 Now, why don't you boys come over here and sit next to me? 74 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,200 Isn't this fun? We just made a mire. 75 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,069 what we've learned here. 76 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,550 Um, one plus one equals fun? 77 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:41,010 No, I think we've learned that Steve's experiments have gone too far. 78 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,890 He's created a monster. 79 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,470 Can't we just get rid of him? 80 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:47,430 Just gonna rub me out? 81 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:52,790 No. I mean, after all, you are a living, breathing, annoying thing. 82 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,460 I see a really, really good solution. 83 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,120 Listen, Steve. 84 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,420 I'm sorry. 85 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,140 Goodbye, Steve. 86 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,160 So long, Steve. 87 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,380 I'm glad I made you, Steve. 88 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,420 Me too, Steve. 89 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,380 I'm really going to miss you, Steve. 90 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,599 Could it be? 91 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,720 I believe you've grown even more beautiful. 92 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:26,740 Steve Urkel, the man who made me. We meet at last. 93 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,700 Wow, you really are cool. 94 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,060 Put her there, pal. 95 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,820 We'll work on that, buddy. 96 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,720 I'm back, my love. 97 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,780 Yeah, and it's time for good. 98 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,740 Baby, with you, it's all good. 99 00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,660 Oh, my. 100 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,380 I'm really glad Laura's happy. 101 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,760 But I'm really going to miss my clone. 6556