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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:09,980 Morning, big guy. Oh, morning, Steve. 2 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:20,940 Hey, you want a refill? 3 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,280 Oh, sure. 4 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:46,970 Hope that's a math. 5 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,160 I named you and Harriet a snack for the queen. 6 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,960 Oh, gee, thanks, Ma. 7 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Let's see now. 8 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:28,060 Okay. Four sandwiches, two bags of chips, two juices, and a six -pack of 9 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,060 Twinkies. 10 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,960 Oh, uh, where's Harriet? 11 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:37,660 Oh, Nassau is so beautiful. 12 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,480 I wish I was going with you. Yeah, well, Ma, this is our second honeymoon, so 13 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,480 I'm glad that you're not. 14 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,340 Your father and I never needed a second honeymoon. 15 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,640 Oh, why not? 16 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,340 Because the first never ended. 17 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:56,940 Well, I can't wait. 18 00:01:57,340 --> 00:02:00,120 You know, Harry and I wanted to go to Nassau on our first honeymoon, but we 19 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,120 couldn't afford it back then. 20 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:02,920 Oh, Ma, look. What? 21 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:09,460 Ooh! What a nice hunk of ice. 22 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,700 I'm going to surprise Harry on our last night in Nassau. 23 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,780 Oh, no, give it on the first night. 24 00:02:15,579 --> 00:02:17,240 You'll have a better time. 25 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,980 Now you just sit down. I'm going to confirm my seats, okay? Oh, I can take 26 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:35,980 of it. 27 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:40,340 You just sit there and be beautiful, babe. 28 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,240 Please get in line. 29 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,300 Well, there is no line. 30 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,460 Well, then you'll be in front, won't you? 31 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:03,820 Next. 32 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Tickets, please. 33 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,820 Flight 613 to Nassau. 34 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,460 You're flying coach? 35 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,880 Yep. Oh, snug fit. 36 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,380 Can we cut the sarcasm and move this thing along? 37 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,080 I'm trying to relieve my tension. 38 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,100 We've had two crashes this week. 39 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,000 State preference? 40 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,520 Somewhere near the emergency exit. 41 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:46,390 Nope. 42 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,570 How about a window seat? 43 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:53,690 Oh, wait. 44 00:03:58,650 --> 00:03:59,650 Nope. 45 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:04,750 Well, do you have any two seats together? 46 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:14,690 Yeah. Seats 12F and 12G. We'll be boarding in just... 47 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,079 Hello? What? 48 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:19,899 Again? 49 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760 Okay. 50 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:28,800 Folks, we regret to inform you that our airline has just gone out of business. 51 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,800 All flights are hereby canceled. 52 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,720 Thanks for trying to fly out of the breeze there. 53 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,500 Tell your friends about us. 54 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,200 Well, never mind. 55 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,320 Listen, what's the deal? What about our tickets? Will any other airline honor 56 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 them? 57 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:52,800 Oh, you were serious. 58 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,740 Well, you could try that. 59 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,220 As for me, I'm going to grab a corn dog and go look for a new job. 60 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,620 Don't ever miss this. 61 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,240 What'd you bring? 62 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,540 Chicken feet. 63 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,840 Hot and spicy. 64 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,960 Now, whatcha reading? 65 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 Swimwear today. 66 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,940 Look at that babe right there. 67 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,900 Man, I'd give anything to go out with a woman this fine. 68 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,300 But it'll never happen. 69 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:19,960 Why not, Edo? 70 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,220 Why, ladies, what do you like maggots to roadkill? 71 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 Give them in! 72 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,920 Maybe to you. 73 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:35,080 But to pull high -caliber chicks like this, you gotta be rich, famous, have a 74 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,640 yacht, and not live at home. 75 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,080 woo -woo juice. 76 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,100 Woo -woo juice? 77 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,139 What's that? 78 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,880 Oh, just a love potion I whipped up a couple years back. 79 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,760 But does it work? 80 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:52,440 Oh, like a charm. 81 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,040 Let's see. 82 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,780 Where's my rack of patent paintings? 83 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,000 Ah, here we go. 84 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,900 Woo -woo juice. 85 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:03,260 The world's most powerful aphrodisiac. 86 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,360 Well, have you tried it? 87 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,460 Sure. Well, I used to have a lab rat named Loveless Larry. 88 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:12,690 All the lady records. 89 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,290 And you tried your woo -woo juice on him? 90 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,470 One drop. 91 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:20,390 He fathered 6 ,000 children. 92 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:26,150 Found him in his cage dead as a doornail with a big smile on his face. 93 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:35,950 Steve, I'm going to volunteer to be your first human test subject. 94 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:40,350 What? Ah, yeah. Give me that juice. 95 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,200 You have to consider the ethical ramifications here. 96 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,440 The what? 97 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:53,240 Well, Eddie, my woo -woo juice will make you irresistible to the first woman who 98 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,480 comes within sniffing distance. 99 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,140 Then the bad part is? 100 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,760 Why, the attraction would be artificial. 101 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:01,860 It's not free choice. 102 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,520 Why, the poor young lovely would be crazed with desire for you. She'd be 103 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,380 you and rubbing and touching you and crying and hugging and grabbing. 104 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,780 Look what you did. 105 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,140 I'm sorry, Steve. 106 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,420 Yeah, well, sorry won't feed the bulldog. 107 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,260 Just wash it off. 108 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,500 I can't. 109 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:36,260 No matter how hard I scrub, this stuff will stay on me for a week. 110 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,140 Now I've got to get out of town before some poor unsuspecting female falls 111 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,140 in love with me. 112 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,660 Steve, you left your loop in the tub again. Here. 113 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,760 Steve. Yeah? 114 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,280 There's nothing different about you. 115 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,600 No, no, no. 116 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,680 Same old nerdy icky Steve. 117 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,360 What's that smell? 118 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:10,980 Chicken feet. 119 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:13,900 You're so funny. 120 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,320 Oh, Lord. 121 00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:19,540 It's a magnetic, sensuous, manly smell. 122 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:20,980 Oh. 123 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,380 Yesterday. Now it's just a winter bloat. 124 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:42,020 Oh, so what are you and your bloat doing later? 125 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:49,480 What? Well, I'm picturing you and me cuddling in front of a cozy fire. 126 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:54,700 Cuddling? 127 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,500 I'm going to go pick out something appropriate to wear for the occasion. 128 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:09,820 Steve, you've been chasing me for years. 129 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,520 Well, tonight, you just might catch me. 130 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:34,869 I sure hope so. 131 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:38,710 We have two tickets to Nassau on Island Air, flight 613. 132 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:40,470 Ah, gee, they went belly up. 133 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:42,430 I know. We were hoping you could honor our tickets. 134 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:46,110 Well, several people from that flight have asked us the same thing. 135 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,410 And? You've been hosed. 136 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,530 Look, there must be something you can do. 137 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:57,570 There is this little trick that only I know. 138 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:00,330 Excuse me. 139 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,250 Yes? 140 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,830 Sorry, folks. Shift change. Bye. 141 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:24,350 How'd you get another 142 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,350 job so fast? 143 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,470 Personality. 144 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,330 Now, what are we trying to do here? 145 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,450 We'd like two tickets to NASA. 146 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,030 All right. 147 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:39,740 Two tickets, round trip, $830. 148 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,880 What? Island Breeze only charged $400. 149 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,220 And you wonder why they went out of business. 150 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,160 Just give us the tickets. 151 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,060 You got it, Mr. Sunshine. 152 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,600 Yikes. Book's solid. 153 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,520 Booked? Solid. 154 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,180 Oh, wait. 155 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,520 Good news here. 156 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:13,040 I've got you two seats on Coral Reef Air, flight 346 to NASA, leaving from 157 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,020 D61. Well, great. Thanks. Yeah, okay. Where's D61? 158 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,400 About a mile down the concourse. Okay. Fantastic. 159 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,559 When do they leave? 160 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,560 In three minutes. 161 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,700 Come on. 162 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,130 Instead of the record -breaking blizzard they're predicting on a mobile call, 163 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:58,959 Talk? 164 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,220 Yeah. 165 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,480 Uninterrupted. There's no one else in the house. 166 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:08,640 This is a nice winter on some. 167 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,760 Sort of a mix between Eddie Bauer and Elmer Fudd. 168 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,700 Oh, I love that snort. 169 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:17,920 What? 170 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,200 Steve, I was hoping to see you tonight, so I put on something extra special for 171 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,200 you. 172 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,070 It's a new outfit. and I really hope you like it. 173 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,860 Let me help you out of that jacket. 174 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:09,680 I don't know if we should really, you know, this might not be a good idea. 175 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:18,320 I've been thinking back over all the years we've known each other and how 176 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,740 relentless you pursued me. 177 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:27,360 Then today, all of a sudden I realized that I'm in love with 178 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,360 you. 179 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,840 I've dreamed of hearing those words ever since the first day I laid eyes on you. 180 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,160 Well, you're not dreaming now. 181 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,080 talking about? 182 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:28,760 Well, I made a love potion called woo -woo juice and spilled it on myself. 183 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,600 You walked in and bam, you never stood a chance, baby. 184 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,720 Wait a minute, my devotion comes from a potion? 185 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,780 Yeah, we gotta slow down before we make that motion. 186 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,360 This is the antidote. 187 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,800 faster than Milli Vanilli's career. 188 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:01,920 See, I don't believe my feelings for you are false. 189 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,600 But you know what? 190 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,260 Even if they are, I don't care. 191 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,000 You don't? 192 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,440 No. 193 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,300 I love being in love with you. 194 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,039 It didn't work. 195 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,420 I still think that... You smell awful. 196 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:51,860 I do? 197 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,760 Yeah, I told you to throw that stuff away. 198 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,260 Oh, step back. 199 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,900 You must have been asleep on the couch because I just had the weirdest dream. 200 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,720 Oh, really? 201 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,120 Yeah, I dreamt that I fell in love with you. We even shared a passionate kiss. 202 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,180 Isn't that funny? 203 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,570 Welcome to the islands, lovely lady. 204 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:58,250 We got the sun, mon. We got the music, mon. And we got the love. 205 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:02,690 Carl. Huh? 206 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,230 Have you snapped your cap? 207 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:10,270 No, pretty lady. But it's true I crazy. Crazy for you. 208 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,750 Mrs. 209 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:18,230 Winslow, we have been married for 25 years. 210 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,150 We've had hard times. 211 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,760 And we've had good times. 212 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:25,480 But I want you to know that I wouldn't change one minute of it. 213 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:33,640 Would you spend the next 25 years of your life with me, Mrs. Winslow? 214 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,960 Yes, Carl. 215 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,080 A hundred times. 216 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,320 boarding shortly. 217 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,680 That's nice. 14586