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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:05,310 Ask 3J that the whole idea of Big Brothers is to be friends with the 2 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:08,410 who spend time with you. Hey, I'm down with that. 3 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:10,630 100%. No lie. 4 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:16,630 Well, then can you explain why the last four Big Brothers we assigned you quit? 5 00:00:17,410 --> 00:00:18,410 Whips. 6 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:31,770 said you scared him half to death. 7 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:38,190 Oh, big misunderstanding with Lenny. See, he didn't know that in my hood, 8 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:41,450 putting a snake down a guy's pants is a sign of respect. 9 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:46,610 Look, here's the bottom line, 3J. 10 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:49,870 Your aunt begged me to give you one last chance. 11 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,870 And personally, I don't like to give up on a kid. 12 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:54,070 I can see that. 13 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:06,120 will be a perfect role model an intelligent caring enthusiastic young 14 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,500 Who might you be more tall, Tenderoni? 15 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:47,380 Excuse me. 16 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,720 I think he's swinging. 17 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,500 Baby, get back. 18 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,540 Listen, you little slug. 19 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,620 Drool over somebody your own age like Baby Bob. 20 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,390 I'm 3J's little big brother. 21 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,070 We don't get to pick. 22 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:19,970 Neither did I. 23 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:25,010 You know, the Big Brothers program has helped a lot of kids. 24 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:28,370 Yeah. Maybe they can help me with my little problem. 25 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:29,750 What's that? 26 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,830 If I ever got sticky fingers. 27 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,330 Give me that! That's my watch! 28 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:41,690 Cobb, you sure got suckered. 29 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:43,770 Hey, look what I found. 30 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:46,610 Oh. Give me that, you little klepto. 31 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:51,830 Listen, people go warm to a guy who boosts their jewelry. 32 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,330 Now, come along. 33 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:55,850 I've got tickets to the International Bug Expo. 34 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,770 You know, that young man's cute, but I'm afraid he's trouble. 35 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:06,690 Oh, he just wants people to think he's tough. I bet deep down inside he's a 36 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:07,690 kid. 37 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:30,710 Harriet? Hmm? 38 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:32,010 What's going on here? 39 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:35,870 I'm scraping hand fat off of this brawler's what's going on over here. 40 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:39,950 No, no, I'm talking about this passbook. 41 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:42,410 This savings account passbook. 42 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:45,770 The savings account passbook with your name on it, but not mine. 43 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:49,530 Oh, well, that's nothing, Carl. It's just a little mad money. 44 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,410 Oh, you're right. That's exactly what it is, because it's making me mad. 45 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:56,410 Why? I just stashed away a little something for a rainy day. 46 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:57,930 Rainy day? 47 00:05:58,450 --> 00:05:59,450 $1 ,200? 48 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:03,090 Not a rainy day, Harriet. That's a typhoon. 49 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:08,050 Okay, Carl, you busted me. 50 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:13,430 I'm saving up to buy a Learjet so I can run off to Rio with Antonio Banderas. 51 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:21,590 Oh, would you feel better if I told you what I was saving the money for? Oh, no, 52 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:22,710 no, no, no. 53 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,950 After all, I wouldn't want to pry. 54 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:27,470 Lord knows what you got stashed away. 55 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,510 A numbered Swiss bank account? 56 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,070 in the Cayman Islands? Huh? Huh? 57 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:37,530 Probably a whole other family up in Kenosha. 58 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,570 Hey, Carl. Hmm? 59 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,030 Up your Kenosha. 60 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:17,150 33 and a remainder of 4 twelfths. Or... 33 and a third. 61 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:19,670 Can't we do something fun, Erky? 62 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:26,050 It's Steve, and I really think we should concentrate on our schoolwork. 63 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:34,950 Tiger White, if it's fun that you're looking for, we'll switch to geography. 64 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:32,960 how to read, do you, 3J? 65 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,360 What? Sure I do. 66 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:39,380 That's my aunt. I'm out of here. 67 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,179 Now wait, little guy. 68 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,179 We can talk about things. No. 69 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,180 I'm done talking, and I'm done studying. 70 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,020 I don't need you as a big brother. 71 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,260 3J? 72 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:07,699 Hi, honey. 73 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:08,700 Harriet. 74 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,440 How was work, sweetheart? 75 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,140 I'm not telling. 76 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,680 It's a secret. 77 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,160 Harriet, where are my favorite cookies? 78 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,320 Or are you hiding them, too? 79 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,040 Here we go again. 80 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:33,940 Perhaps you have a concealed trap door where you hide your own ding -dongs. 81 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:38,370 I've only got one ding -dong, and I'm looking at him. 82 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:47,330 Very funny, Harriet. 83 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,950 But, you know, I'm not going to stand here and trade quips with you. 84 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:54,110 Because you know my motto. 85 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:56,070 If it doesn't move, eat it. 86 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,240 2 % per annum, baby. 87 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,560 Carl. 88 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,460 Sit down. 89 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,800 We're going to end this nonsense. 90 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:44,900 I'm going to tell you all the little dark secrets I've kept from you in the 91 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,880 years that we've been married. Uh -huh. I knew there was more. 92 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,760 Number one. 93 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,460 On our first date, My fingernails weren't real. 94 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:04,200 Number two, I never have and never will enjoy our annual visit to the 95 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,180 recreational vehicle show. 96 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:15,960 And number three, sometime last November when you got frisky and I told you I 97 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,040 had a headache, I didn't have a headache, Carl. 98 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,520 You lied to me, Harriet? Yes, I did. 99 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,820 Like the recreational vehicle show? 100 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,420 No. 101 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,660 Can't stand RVs. 102 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Carl, 103 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:43,560 I'm hurt that after all these years, you would have so little faith in me. 104 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:47,980 Do you really think that I hid that money from you because I had some 105 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:48,980 motive? 106 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,900 Well, that's what it looked like. 107 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,080 I'm saving that money so that I could buy you this. 108 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,520 What is this? 109 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:11,140 Well, it was supposed to be your birthday present. But since you're so 110 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,900 suspicious, open it now. 111 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,089 I know, Carl. 112 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,090 I bought it. 113 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,390 Gotcha. 114 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,550 Harriet, how do you put up with me? 115 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:53,450 I have a secret husband who's nicer. 116 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:00,130 Harriet, I've been acting like a complete and total jerk. 117 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,210 At least now we can capture it on tape. 118 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,290 I'm sorry, Harriet. 119 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,470 I love you, Mrs. Winslow. 120 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:19,830 I love you too, Mr. Winslow. 121 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,900 You could be a pirate digging for buried... 122 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,340 I'm just touching call me Steve. 123 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,680 Hey, I know what we could do. 124 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,300 Let's go sit in the car and pretend we're helicopter pilots. 125 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,160 Nah, how about we take the car? 126 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,170 I don't take cars. 127 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:02,370 I don't pretend. 128 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,870 We can go to the park and play soccer. 129 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,210 We can go to the park and bet on soccer. 130 00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:15,810 I don't bet. 131 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,050 I don't play. 132 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:23,630 Legos? 133 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,270 Get a life. 9310