All language subtitles for Family Matters s07e07 Hot Rods to Heck

Order is ready. Number 46.

And, Laura, you thought you needed a
date to have fun.

What was I thinking?

Uh -oh.

It's high -octane trouble.

Ooh, Curtis Williams.

He's good -looking trouble.

Oh, please.

My Curtis Williams is a street racer. A
daredevil thug who blatantly disobeys

the posted speed laws.

Oh, and I've seen him litter, too.

Curtis, you're the best. You're the
boss.

A number one. Fact.

The cream.

Aces, man. That's what you are.

And super -smashing stone -cold wicked.

That's better. You can buy me an ice
cream.

Thank you.

Don't even notice me, but I gotta be
subtle.

Woo -hoo! Kindness over here, baby!

Hey, hey.

How is the prettiest girl at Vanderbilt
High?

I'm racing Saturday, and I would love
for your beautiful face to be the first

thing I see when I win.

So you want to ride shotgun with me?

No,

you can't do that. Why? It's too
dangerous.

Thanks for the offer, Curtis, but I
don't think so.

What are you, nuts?

This is Curtis Williams, the Sultan of
Speed, the Prince of the Pavement, the

King of... Go ahead.

It's her choice or loss.

Number 47.

Your order is ready. What do you say,
Curtis?

Why don't you make like a banana and
split?

Mara's not interested in you. You're
spinning your wheels.

Oh, really?

Hey, fellas.

Actually, I was... Oh, cool.

Bobby Pritchard.

But my friends call me Bob.

I can see why.

I call Winslow, and my friends call me
before they come over.

Before they come over? What kind of
sorry nickname is that?

Eddie, I thought you were going to watch
the game over at Waldo's house.

We were, but my mom was watching her new
Get Tough Weight Loss video.

It's called Eat Less and Exercise, you
big fat pig.

Yeah, well, I don't have no weight
problem, but that's a great -looking

sandwich.

Any more where that came from?

Why don't you just take mine?

Oh, thanks, man.

He'll love Bunny Home.

No, but Steve's here.

Uh, oh, why are you dressed like that?

Like what?

Oh, say, the wooden footwear.

Oh, well, my Stevie asked me out to
dinner, and we decided to go duck.

but I can't concentrate.

I got other things on my mind.

Ooh, tell me. It's been ages since our
last hen session.

Uh, Myra, we never had a hen session.

Then let's get clucking.

Well, I do want some feedback, and
you're the only one here, so... Dish it,

girlfriend.

Curtis Williams keeps asking me to ride
with him in the race this Saturday.

Laura, listen to me.

Curtis is trouble.

With a capital Ubble.

That's just it. I mean, I know he's bad,
but he does it so good.

But Curtis is not your style. He's
daring, dangerous.

He tweaks the devil's nose.

And I'm? A goody two -shoes.

Well, not anymore. I'm riding with
Curtis.

But don't tell anyone.

My lips are sealed.

Who says it has to?

Wake everybody up.

I'm sorry. Okay, look. What you got to
eat?

I don't know.

Let's check it out. I'm hungry.

Oh, man, look at this.

Jell -O, fruit, cottage cheese.

Man, this is old people food.

Gentlemen, we have achieved snackage. I
give you...

and I didn't study.

I'm sorry, Dad. We just accidentally
knocked over some stuff. We cleaned it

Classic robe, Mr. Winslow.

Very much in vogue.

Well, thank you for the early morning
fashion critique.

Now beat it.

Sorry, Mr. Winslow. He can't leave
without me, because I drove.

Couldn't you both leave at the same
time, Waldo?

Is that a trick question?

Waldo, Bobby, maybe you guys should
boogie.

Okay.

See ya.

a baby upstairs until you, Waldo, and
Bathrobe Boy woke me up.

Dad, we were just scrounging for some
food.

Lighten up.

Edward, three o 'clock in the morning is
not the appropriate time to bring your

friends over here to eat me out of house
at home.

Dad, when I had my own place, I had
friends coming and going whenever I

Newsflash, you're not in your place
anymore.

Oh, I get it.

man because what i think you're trying
to do is take over this house what dad i

chip in here i mean i help out doesn't
my 10 bucks a month count for anything

first of all you're two months behind

second of all no you always do this

dad you always treat me like a little
kid in case you've forgotten i'm in

then, son, you should be smart enough to
show some respect.

And that's exactly what you will do as
long as you're under my roof.

Well, that's fine.

I guess in that case, I just might have
to find a new roof.

the circus.

Yeah, and here comes the clown.

Zip it.

I'm worried with you, Williams.

What do you want, Purple?

I want your assurance that you won't let
Laura ride in your car this Saturday.

Now, why in the world would I do that?
Yeah, why would you do that?

Because drag racing is dangerous, and I
don't want Laura to get hurt.

Pardon me while I scoff.

Scoffing!

and I never crash. So there.

Very well.

You leave me no choice.

I hereby challenge you to a drag race.

What?

you drive a golf cart with windows. I
can beat it on foot.

Okay. Then prove it.

If I win, Warren never sets foot in your
car.

And if I win?

Well, you get my eyes out.

What? I don't want that piece of junk.

a chance. Your car can't do zero to 60
in a weekend.

How you doing, Carl? Oh, just fine,
sweetheart.

Lock it in.

Hold it. Wait a moment.

Hold that off.

Yeah, baby.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Sweetheart, we've got to stop.

Our son is here.

Hi, Edward.

Do you mind if I talk to Dad alone for a
second?

Okay, but after you finish your talk,
we're going to finish our workout. Oh,

yeah. And this time, no goofing off. No,
no, no.

Hey,

what's on your mind, son?

Well, Dad, after our talk the other
night, I went apartment hunting.

Can't wait to get out on your own, huh?

Well, that was the plan, but it seems
like the only apartment I could afford

a shower curtain for a front door.

Well, it's tough out there.

So, let me guess.

You want to borrow some money?

No.

Actually, I want to give you some.

Just a second. I think the exercising
has affected my hearing.

Did I hear you say you want to give me
money?

Yeah. Dad, I thought we could
compromise.

Look, what if I gave you $250 a month
for rent?

Oh, I like where this is going.

Will you cut me a little slack on
staying out late and bringing my friends

Oh, Edward, Edward, Edward.

This thing is not about money.

It's about being responsible, son. About
acting like an adult.

I know, Dad.

And that's why I'm offering to put a
little of the financial weight around

Well, that's commendable, and I respect
that.

And in the spirit of compromise, I'll
accept $100 a month from you, okay?

Cool. And in that same spirit, I guess I
can call when I'm going to be a little

late and be more considerate about what
time I bring my friends over. Well, that

sounds fair.

Deal? It's a deal.

All right, Dad.

Carl, we've got to finish our workout.
You guys done with the talk yet?

Uh, uh, no, sweetheart. We still have a
few issues to discuss.

Baskin -Robbins? Ooh.

I'll try.

The rims, Kevin. I want the rims to
shine, all right?

There you go.

Let's go, Williams. You're up next.

Hey, man, I'm ready. But my opponent's a
no -show. Well, if he's not here in

five minutes, you win by forking.

Curtis, my man, you can win when you
don't race.

I don't know, man.

Urkel's up to something. And nobody's
seen him or his car in five days. Relax,

champ. Ten to one, he's still at home
looking for the wind -up key.

Isetta Rocketta.

That's what I said.

Good. We can race now. The nerd's here.

Forget it. This thing is an
embarrassment.

no dash. All flash and no dash.

Go get a life, echo boy.

Look at my Stevie. He cuts such a dash.

Think I have time to give him a hickey?

If Steve hadn't meddled in my love life,
I'd be riding in Curtis's car right

now.

Well, excuse me, missy, but my Stevie
could care less about your love life.

He thinks of you as a friend.

Oh, please, Steve gets jealous of every
guy I meet.

Oh, no, not anymore, girlfriend.

Not since this cowgirl rode into town.

I'll have you know Steve bet his car and
$500 just to keep you from riding.

He did?

Yes, and more importantly, he's out
there risking his life to protect you.

Well, I didn't know that. Well, now you
do.

Is he okay?

Curtis, you said that when you race, no
one ever gets hurt.

Correction? I said I never get hurt.

That could have been your car that
crashed, and I could have been with you.

Yeah, but you weren't.

That's right, thanks to Steve.

Steve, I realize now that I was crazy to
want to ride with Curtis.

I'm very lucky to have a friend like you
watching out for me.