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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,210 Oh, chick magnet. 2 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,100 All right, you neighbor, come in, come in. 3 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,180 Well, how you been? 4 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,220 Great, great, great. 5 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,640 And you? Jim Dandy. Oh. 6 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,300 You don't remember me at all, do you? Oh, not a clue. 7 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,240 I'm Larry Johnson. 8 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:28,800 Pastor Fuller asked you and Harriet to counsel me and my fiancée about the 9 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,480 pitfalls of marriage. Oh, right, right. 10 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,580 Hey, we gave you some pretty good advice. 11 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,330 Marilyn getting along. 12 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,430 We're divorced. 13 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,689 Catch it. 14 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:39,690 Just kidding. 15 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,510 Actually, me and the little wifey are simpatico -habitating beautifully. 16 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:46,990 Great. Well, have a seat. 17 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:49,730 So, 18 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:57,310 what can I do for you? Well, Mr. Winslow, if I may call you that, my 19 00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:00,150 birthday is tomorrow, and, well, I bought her something kind of special. 20 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:01,710 Oh, how thoughtful. 21 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,130 I'm a thoughtful guy. 22 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:07,410 The problem is, you can't hide it in the house because the little wifey's a 23 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:10,890 snoopster. So I was hoping I could entrust it to you for safekeeping. 24 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:12,990 Oh, why me? 25 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:17,630 Well, you're a member of our church, a respected leader of our community, and 26 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:18,630 you've shot people. 27 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,530 So how about it? It'll just be for one day, huh? 28 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:28,250 Well, no problem, Larry, if I may call you that. 29 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,230 Hey, you got the gun. 30 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,040 ganglia form the insect brain. 31 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:52,060 A nerve ring connects the ganglia with more 32 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:54,420 ganglia from which the ventral nerve cord stems. 33 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,060 Gang. 34 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,330 Don't you ever knock? 35 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:15,970 I live here. 36 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,020 your children and have all my best body parts drop four inches? 37 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,480 There should be no secrets between us. 38 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,320 Four inches? 39 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,260 Fill it, Sparky. 40 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:23,420 Well, this morning, I accidentally saw one in the book. 41 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:33,830 I saw her in the... in the... raw. 42 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:36,370 What did you feel? 43 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,210 Nothing. I never touched her. 44 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,710 I meant emotionally. 45 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,010 I was mortified. I was humiliated. 46 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:52,030 So you were embarrassed for Laura. For the both of us. 47 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,430 This is for you, sweetheart. 48 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:47,910 What could this be? 49 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:54,870 Harry, this is the watch we saw at the mall last week. I know. I went back and 50 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:57,690 got it. Oh, sweetheart, I love it. This is beautiful. 51 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:01,390 Oh, hey, it's got an alarm and a stopwatch. 52 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:05,850 And a calendar, too. I set it for today, the anniversary of our first date. 53 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,070 That's right. 54 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,170 Oh, 55 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,390 what do we have here? 56 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:12,590 What? My present. Oh, no, no, no. 57 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,970 Sweetheart. 58 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920 I hear Julie. 59 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,720 He's calling my name. No, Harriet. 60 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,400 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. 61 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:21,820 No, no, no. No, no, no. 62 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,640 No, no, no. No, no, no. 63 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:25,140 No, no, no. No, no, no. 64 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,240 No, no, 65 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:35,820 no. 66 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,260 It's not yours. 67 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,500 Hey, Mr. Winston. Hey, Larry. Thanks for coming right over. 68 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,400 What's up, guy? When you called, Marilyn and I were in the middle of a rousing 69 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,400 game of Pictionary. 70 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,680 I was trying to draw an ottoman. It was really... Right. Listen, why don't you 71 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,680 have a seat? 72 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,140 Look. Oh, can I get you anything? A soda, chips, a lobster? 73 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:14,060 No, thanks. 74 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:20,270 Okay. Let me tell you why I asked you to come over, now, neighbor old pal of 75 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:21,270 mine. 76 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:29,210 You see, when you left Marilyn's present with me this afternoon, a 77 00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:30,210 funny thing happened. 78 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:32,770 What? 79 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:38,170 Well, you see, today happens to be the anniversary of my first date with 80 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:39,170 Harriet. 81 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:43,850 But when she saw your gift, get this. 82 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,180 She thought it was for her. 83 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:58,380 That's hilarious. 84 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:05,380 You killed me. It must have been really awkward when you had to tell her that 85 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,380 she was rude. 86 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,380 Let's hear it, Einstein. 87 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,420 Well, I figure I'll just go and buy the identical bracelet, and then you can 88 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,420 give that one to Marilyn. 89 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,500 Huh? 90 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,160 Oh, keen. 91 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,660 I'll just get some pertinent info. All right. 92 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,100 Okay, 93 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:03,380 it was Zagner's Jewelers on Argyle Street, and it was $3 ,800. 94 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,890 Sure, Carl. I love her. 95 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:21,450 Well, I love my wife, too, but 3 ,800 bucks? 96 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,630 What are you, rich? 97 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,190 Oh, heck no. 98 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,550 But my dad is. You ever hear of mobile oil? 99 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,750 Your father owns mobile oil? 100 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,130 No, but he sure sued him. 101 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,790 of Breastie? 102 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,350 and stomachs. 103 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,510 What's going on here? 104 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,490 Nothing. 105 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,990 Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. 106 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,670 What happened? 107 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,610 You see each other naked or something? 108 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,420 So what you saw turns gray. 109 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:43,570 Bruno's right. 110 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:46,810 We have to deal with this. 111 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,570 You're right. 112 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,730 Well, how do we start? 113 00:15:54,430 --> 00:16:00,230 Well, we could try looking at each other without turning beet red. 114 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,020 I feel better already. 115 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Oh, me too. 116 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:21,160 Oh, Ma, I just hope you know that what happened was purely an accident. 117 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,420 Oh, Steve, of course. 118 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,780 Otherwise, I'd have to kill you. 119 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:31,780 Why, never in my wildest fantasies have I ever envisioned you in the altogether. 120 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,060 Of course there was that one hot summer night. 121 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:42,820 I was tossing and turning in bed, and I pictured you in slacks and a blue 122 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,820 blazer. 123 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:02,080 Fortunately, mine are nothing like yours, but we all have them. 124 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,040 Well, I don't know if I can sleep tonight. 125 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,839 I'm afraid I might see again what I shouldn't have seen but did. 126 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,359 Well, Steve, we can't go back in time and change what happened. 127 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:17,480 True. Well, at least not until the government gives me some plutonium. 128 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:24,740 Right. 129 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,140 Anyway... 130 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,490 I appreciate the fact that when you saw me, you looked away. 131 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,030 Almost immediately. 132 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,770 And you didn't go blab about it to a bunch of guys. 133 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,290 Oh, of course not. 134 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,990 Why, I have profound respect for you. 135 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:48,370 And I appreciate the fact that when you saw me, you didn't point and laugh. 136 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,170 Believe me, Steve, there was nothing to laugh about. 137 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:20,530 I better rehearse this. 138 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:33,050 Harriet, I am very sorry, but the bracelet does not belong to you. It 139 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,049 someone else. 140 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,050 Who? 141 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,770 Harriet, sweetheart. 142 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,570 What are you still doing up? 143 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:44,170 Carl, if this isn't my bracelet, then whose is it? 144 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,010 Marilyn Johnson's. What? 145 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:50,810 presents for Marilyn Johnson. 146 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:54,170 I'm not her husband, Larry Johnson. 147 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:57,550 He gave it to me to hold for him until tomorrow when he's going to give it to 148 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,550 her for her birthday. 149 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:06,290 I'm sorry, sweetheart. I would have told you sooner, but when I saw how happy 150 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:09,150 you were when you saw it, well, I just couldn't. 151 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,950 I see. 152 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,570 You got the box? 153 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,870 Well, that's not important. 154 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,070 Honey, I know how disappointed you are. 155 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,890 Carl, I'm not disappointed about the bracelet. 156 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,270 Well, I am. 157 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,930 But what really disappoints me is that you forgot our anniversary again. 158 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,990 Oh, no, no, I didn't. 159 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:48,210 It's just that the... Well, the present I got you is not nearly as expensive as 160 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,210 that bracelet. 161 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280 What'd you get me? 162 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,240 Happy 25th anniversary of our first date, Mrs. Winslow. 163 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,720 Oh, Carl. 164 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:14,880 This is from our first date. The photo booth at the carnival. Yep. 165 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,220 You know, I remember this. 166 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:24,640 By the time we got to the top of the Ferris wheel, I knew I was with the man 167 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640 was going to marry. 168 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,800 And you know what? 169 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,020 We've been going around ever since. 170 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,520 Right. Good day. 171 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280 Victory. 11878