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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:09,550 Come on, girl. 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,290 We have to let him in. 3 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:12,850 Do we have to, Harriet? 4 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:16,510 Can't we just skip the middleman and check right into the mental institution? 5 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:20,810 No. We promised his folks that we'd look after him while they were in Russia. 6 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:22,690 Russia. What a place. 7 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:26,750 War -torn, freezing cold, dark and gloomy, no food. 8 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:30,550 Yeah. Steve's folks took the easy way out. 9 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:42,970 cubic yards of my belongings packed under 10 ,000 pounds of pressure per 10 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:43,970 inch. 11 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,610 Lord? 12 00:01:57,530 --> 00:01:58,750 Carl Winslow here. 13 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:03,650 You remember me. I spoke to you a couple of months ago when I passed that kidney 14 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:04,650 stone. 15 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:10,990 I need your help again, Lord. 16 00:02:12,350 --> 00:02:16,330 This time it's Steve Urkel and even bigger pain. 17 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:22,930 I was wondering if you could give us a little sign, Lord, that tells us when 18 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:26,550 Steve Urkel moves in, he won't destroy our little home. 19 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:39,730 I guess that's a no. 20 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:49,670 Squashalization. 21 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,130 Yeah, I'd like to do sparkle squashalization. 22 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:00,330 Hi, Uncle Carl. Hey, Rich. 23 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:01,810 Freeze! 24 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,160 What you got up under there? 25 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,460 Nothing. Mm -hmm. 26 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:14,720 Well, don't look now, but nothing's tail is sticking out from under your jacket. 27 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,720 Oh, now, Ridge. 28 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,240 I think I remember telling you that you couldn't bring that cat into this house. 29 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,800 But I love Mr. 30 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:29,320 Button. Yeah, well, I love Whitney Houston, but she's not living with us. 31 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:33,480 But if she rubbed up against your leg, wouldn't you try to sneak her into the 32 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,480 house? 33 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,420 Mr. Buttons has to go now. Come on. 34 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,300 What's going on? 35 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,320 I was just mauled by a vicious stray cat. 36 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,540 I don't think Mr. Buttons likes you, Uncle Carl. 37 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,500 Well, boo -hoo -hoo. 38 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,900 Get him out. 39 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,640 Carl, why are you so grumpy? 40 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:11,510 Oh, well, now, let's see, Harriet. 41 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:14,350 What could be making me so grumpy? 42 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:18,209 Steve moving in. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 43 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:20,670 Tell her what she's won, Johnny. 44 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:24,970 Doc, I've got an idea. 45 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:28,490 We can't shoot him, Harriet. I'm a cop. It's frowned upon. 46 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:34,430 Why don't we all go up to Lake Geneva for the weekend? We can camp and relax 47 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:36,170 a couple days while Steve gets settled in here. 48 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,520 No, I can't go. 49 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,980 I'm working security detail tonight. 50 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:48,020 Oh, no problem. We'll just go ahead and set up the campsite, and then you can 51 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,020 come along when you're done. 52 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:54,780 I don't know. Maybe I'll just find a quiet spot in the house. 53 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,100 Hello? Hey, Dad, it's me. 54 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,420 Hey, is everything okay? 55 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:56,260 Yep, campsite's all set up. Oh, great. 56 00:05:56,580 --> 00:06:00,400 I'll be there in a couple of hours. Then we'll get down to basics. 57 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,880 Back to the land, bonding with nature. 58 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah, right, bonding. 59 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:07,800 Say, Dad, could you bring my blow dryer? 60 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,720 Hello there, Ranger Delicious. 61 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:30,640 I'm Eddie Winslow, outdoorsman, tracker, lover. 62 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,280 That's Poison Sumac. In an hour, your head's gonna blow up like a tractor 63 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:01,250 I'm sorry, Steve, but the basement is off limits. That's my den. 64 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:04,730 But big guy, I thought you said mi casa, su casa. 65 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:08,290 No, what I said was mess with mi casa and you're out on your ass. 66 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:13,770 But, but Carl, I have some revolutionary new experiments that are... Steve, I 67 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,010 don't want an argument, okay? 68 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:18,150 Okay, fine. I guess I'll have to find someone else to share the profits. 69 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,230 Profits? 70 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:24,310 My chamber has a new feature that can make us both a fortune. 71 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,190 Fortune? 72 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:35,410 Now it changes the size of genetic material. 73 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:37,870 Fortune? 74 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:43,570 I installed an alpha modulator infused with a polycarbonate amplification 75 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:47,950 superconductor. Now, through geometric bifurcation of a fast rolling vector, I 76 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,230 can escalate the electron particles. 77 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,970 What? I can make stuff bigger. 78 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:55,650 No way. 79 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:58,390 Away with my expando ray. 80 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:09,970 place inside the chamber. 81 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,030 What? 82 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:32,690 Shaquille O 'Neal's toothbrush. 83 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:37,690 I've got to hand it to you, Steve. That's quite a trick. 84 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:42,110 But, uh, where is the profit in giant toothbrushes? 85 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:46,010 The moolah's not in dental doodads, daddy -o. 86 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,890 They're gold. 87 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:51,170 Diamonds. Itty -bitty diamonds. 88 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:55,610 Are there any other problems you haven't told me about? 89 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,310 Yes, indeed. 90 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:02,390 Now, 72 % of the time, my expando rate makes things larger. 91 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,910 But the other 28 %... 92 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,940 Layman's. Uh, we're teeny. 93 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,380 You idiot! 94 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,680 Now, Carl, there's no reason to get short with me. 95 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,980 Okay, more choice of words. 96 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:54,180 Oh, I'm sorry, big guy. I mean, former big guy. Little big guy. You know what I 97 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:58,080 mean. Steve, this is the worst thing that you have ever done to me. 98 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,060 This is even worse than your propane nose hair trimmer. 99 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,440 Lister's heel, you could whistle with your sinus. 100 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,340 Come here. 101 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:10,620 Come here. 102 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:11,860 Come here. 103 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,140 Come here. 104 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:14,960 Don't make me use this. 105 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,020 Toothpicks don't scare me. 106 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,560 I'm a man, not a club sandwich. 107 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,920 You know, Carl, sarcasm only makes you smaller. 108 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:31,640 You're right. 109 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360 I'm sorry. 110 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,180 I lost my head. 111 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,360 It's perfectly understandable. 112 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,660 Don't touch me. Sorry. 113 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:46,340 Now, rule number one of crisis control, assess the situation. 114 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,480 Now, that's the tip -top cop I know and love. 115 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,760 Assess away. 116 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,700 All right. 117 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,060 We're small. 118 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,880 Everything else is big. 119 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:00,900 Oh, you're good. 120 00:12:03,229 --> 00:12:07,990 Now, look, if we can get to the transformation chamber, can you make us 121 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:08,990 again? 122 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:10,370 Absolutely. 123 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:12,710 All right, come on, let's go. 124 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,850 Hey, hand me that breadcrumb over there. 125 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,030 That is a long way down. 126 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:49,730 Oh, it looks like we're going to have to wait until the family gets back home. 127 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,530 Oh, man. 128 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:58,850 Two days with you trapped on a table. 129 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,530 Well, don't be blue, big guy. 130 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,750 Don't touch me. Sorry. 131 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,030 With a snack, here you are. 132 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,700 Right? Then let's have a chip, old chap. 133 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,290 Yeah, window shopping. 134 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,700 You know what scared me even more? 135 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,720 What? Hearing myself say, help me, Waldo. 136 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:19,780 Huh, what's going on? 137 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,040 No answer. 138 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,240 Well, that's a good sign. I bet Dad's probably halfway here by now. 139 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,860 If I know your father, he stopped off to get something to eat. 140 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,900 Right now, he's probably in the middle of a big sandwich. 141 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,680 What is your problem? 142 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,820 I can't get comfy. 143 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:43,080 Well, Steve, you have a marshmallow for a pillow. Isn't that comfy enough? 144 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:46,340 Yeah, but when I drool on it, it sticks to my face. 145 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,380 Good night, Steve. 146 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,180 Well, aren't you going to tell me a bedtime story? 147 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480 What was that? 148 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,350 Here you go, Steve. 149 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:49,710 You know what, Carl? 150 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,010 What? 151 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,230 I hope Richie doesn't have a pet snake. 152 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,310 Me too, Steve. 153 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,050 Steve, I've got a confession to make. 154 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:00,890 Oh? 155 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,670 Yeah. 156 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:06,570 I gotta admit, I didn't want you to move in with it. 157 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:11,990 Ah, well, I kinda got that feeling when you sent my picture to Boys Town. 158 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,480 I feel that I owe you an apology. 159 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,320 You do? 160 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,340 Yes. 161 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:26,120 Because I fail to remember that no matter how much havoc you cause, 162 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:31,560 when the chips are down, you are always there for your friends. 163 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,380 Oh, thank you, big guy. 164 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,680 No, thank you, Steve. 165 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,460 Oh. 166 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,120 This is such a touching moment. 167 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,340 May I weep openly? 168 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,170 No. 169 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,210 Would you settle for a hug? 170 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,430 And a heartbeat. 171 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,110 Tom! Tom! 172 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,430 What happened here? 173 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:11,570 Come on, give me a hand here. 174 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,320 What'd I do? 175 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,900 Where'd you guys come from? 176 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,760 I was born in Green Bay. 177 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:09,110 First of all, Steve here shrunk us. Then we had to sleep on bread. Then we were 178 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,110 almost killed by a cantaloupe. And a kitty. 179 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,650 You want to run that by me again? 180 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:15,770 I don't think so. 181 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:21,390 All I want to do is relax and enjoy the fact that things are finally back to 182 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,390 normal. 12737

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