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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,400 Mr. 2 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,960 Winslow, isn't it a little late to play baseball? 3 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:30,320 Wazo, isn't it a little late to be in my kitchen? 4 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,620 Hey, it's never too late for a nutritious snack. 5 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,040 Pickles? 6 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,970 I hate to bring this up, Waldo, but you don't even live here. 7 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:43,650 What's your point? 8 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:52,150 The point is, Waldo, that you should be eating at your own apartment. 9 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:53,870 But I might wake up Eddie. 10 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,450 Well, you woke me up. 11 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:58,830 What does it matter? You're going out to play baseball. 12 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:08,840 So, Waldo, You walked all the way over here in your pajamas? 13 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,340 Of course not. That would be stupid. 14 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,680 I take the bus. 15 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:19,120 Well, you can take the same bus right back. 16 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:28,180 You know, I'm starting to feel that I'm not wanted here. 17 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:33,580 Good, Waldo. Go with that feeling. See where it takes you. 18 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:39,540 have to paint me a picture. 19 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,740 I'll just have to finish my snack at home. 20 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:10,850 My name is on the bills. 21 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,630 I looked at it yesterday. 22 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:18,210 Huh? Boy, it's a little late to be playing baseball. 23 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:36,210 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 24 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:39,530 page. The love and tradition of the grand... 25 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,640 Some people say it's even harder to find. 26 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:50,640 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 27 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:58,320 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every 28 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,320 scene. 29 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,160 Days go by. 30 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:05,540 It's the bigger love. 31 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,460 Oh, French? 32 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,160 No, I spoke fluent idiot. 33 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,620 Man, I blew it. 34 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:52,620 Every time I see her, my mind goes blank. 35 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,420 Huh? 36 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,340 The girl of my dreams. 37 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,120 There's right above me, but she might as well be a thousand miles away. 38 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 What's wrong? 39 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,200 Guys, I've got bad news. 40 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:20,640 My father invented something called a brain cam. It's a microscopic camera 41 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,940 that's inserted into the brain to locate brain damage. 42 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:24,420 Why is that bad news? 43 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,840 Well, he's been asked to demonstrate it in hospitals all across the country. 44 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,310 Cutie, pretty, fun time, cutie. 45 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:48,950 Oh, man, that is rough. 46 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:51,930 Oh, and I don't want to miss my senior year of high school. 47 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:55,570 Definitely not. Those were the best three years of my life. 48 00:04:57,390 --> 00:05:00,290 Oh, I'll never make it in Russia. 49 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:04,390 You have to stand in line for two weeks to get cheese. 50 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,850 Well, Steve, why don't you just stay in your house? 51 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:12,330 Oh, my Pa Urkel already rented it out. 52 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,870 I might never see you guys for the rest of my life. 53 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,810 Well, 54 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,510 send us a postcard. 55 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:33,930 Hey, Mom. 56 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,150 Hey, Dad. 57 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:36,510 Hey, Stranger. 58 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:39,070 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 59 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:42,290 Well, I got a big problem. 60 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,520 Steve's parents are moving to Russia. 61 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,340 Is Steve going too? 62 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,820 Well, he is if he doesn't find a place to stay. 63 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,000 He asked if he could move in with me and Waldo. 64 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 What'd you tell him? 65 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,860 Well, I told him I'd think it over. 66 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 Think it over? 67 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,880 Think it over? 68 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:13,520 Edward, you are Steve Urkel's best... 69 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:20,350 rises and sets on you but you 70 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:26,810 need to show a little compassion a little humanity 71 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:33,750 can you just picture poor steve moving all the way to russia away from all of 72 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:40,370 his friends away from the only home he's ever known can you really do that to 73 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,870 steve and still look at yourself in the mirror 74 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,080 No. I think not. 75 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:54,680 Well, I guess I better go tell Steve he can come and live with us then. You 76 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,680 better. You go, boy. 77 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:01,820 Okay, 78 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,720 Carl. 79 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,560 You want to tell me what all that was about? 80 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:11,460 What? 81 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,320 Steve moved in with Eddie and Waldo. He won't be asking to move in with us. 82 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,780 Carl Winslow, you should be ashamed of yourself. 83 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,440 Oh, I am. 84 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,400 I really am. 85 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:45,440 So, Mother Winslow, what are you and Fletcher doing tonight? 86 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,500 Well, Fletch is going hunting, what are you doing? 87 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,260 I'm hiding. 88 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,440 Oh, my. Grandma, guess what? 89 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,780 I got straight A's on my report card. You did? 90 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,500 Congratulations. Oh, got an A in Fletch. Oui, absolument. 91 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,320 Oh, that's my girl. 92 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,800 Oh, I'm so proud of you, Laura. 93 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,400 How'd you do, Max? 94 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,380 Oh, let's just say we came here instead of my house. 95 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:23,630 Gotcha. You know, at times like this, I wish Eddie hadn't moved out. Oh, are you 96 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,630 missing, huh? 97 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,810 No, it's just way more fun to gloat in person than by phone. 98 00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:37,590 I'm living with Eddie and Waldo. I'm living with Eddie and Waldo. I'm living 99 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:38,710 with Eddie and Waldo. 100 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:47,050 There's a no singing clause in our leaf. 101 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,360 Can Eddie and I come? 102 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,400 He's treating us, Waldo. 103 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,900 Okay. But those other guys are going to be mad. 104 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,540 They can come too, Waldo. 105 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:12,860 Who? 106 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,940 Hey, before we go, you guys want to see something, me? 107 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,900 Those are disgusting. 108 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,680 buddies did with their snacks. 109 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,820 They've got the right idea. 110 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,420 Let's go try and eat. 111 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,520 Yeah, especially since Steve's buying. 112 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,710 stop crying. 113 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,880 your dreams just dropped. 114 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,480 Actually, there's a good side to this. 115 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,200 You see, I've been dying to talk to you. 116 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Well, you will. 117 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300 In court. 118 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,020 Oh, baby. 119 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,860 Well, I'm glad my Aunt Agnes wasn't here. 120 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,260 She has a wooden leg. 121 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,710 is you, me, and him in a collective sense. 122 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:05,010 I know. I was being sarcastic. 123 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,070 Man, I'm gonna have to move back home now. 124 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,590 Yeah, and I'm gonna have to move back home, too. 125 00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:14,330 At least you guys have homes to go to. 126 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:20,910 I'll be headed to Moscow, where I'll go to Boris Yeltsin High School for my 127 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:21,910 senior year. 128 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,770 Oh, I hear if you're a nerd, they pour vodka down. 129 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,640 Mrs. Winslow, it is so thoughtful of you to buy Laura a new outfit. 130 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,980 Well, I just wanted to get her something nice for making straight A's. 131 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:47,960 I just hope she likes it. Oh, don't worry. She is gonna love it. 132 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,040 You 133 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:58,960 look 134 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,960 hot. Do you like it? 135 00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:14,549 So glad. 136 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:18,170 You know, I got a pair of earrings that look great with that. I'll run up and 137 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,170 get them. 138 00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,270 Ooh, girl, that dress is the bomb. 139 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,870 Girl, give it up. My mom's gone. 140 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,810 Huh? Girl, you know this thing is awful. 141 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,370 I only said I liked it because I didn't want to hurt my mom's feelings. 142 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,710 Oh, really? 143 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,850 Yeah. She definitely has great taste. 144 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,370 She must have bought this thing in a blackout. 145 00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:42,490 I picked out that dress for your mother. 146 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,979 You did. 147 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:44,980 You're kidding, right? 148 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,340 You're not kidding? 149 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,100 Your mom asked me to help her find something nice for you. 150 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:56,740 And I happen to think this look is a vast improvement over the clothes you 151 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,740 normally wear. 152 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,980 And what's wrong with the clothes I normally wear? 153 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280 Nothing. 154 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,320 If you don't mind, dowdy. 155 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360 Dowdy. 156 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,940 You know, that's real funny coming from you. 157 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:12,999 made Mr. 158 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,460 Blackwell's ten worst dress list. 159 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 Oh, no. 160 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,420 You don't want to go there. Oh, yes, I do, and I just didn't. 161 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,200 Hey! 162 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,200 Hold it! 163 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,740 Hold it! 164 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,940 What's going on here? 165 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,820 Ma, why did you let Maxine pick out this horrible outfit? 166 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,520 Well, I'm sorry you don't like it. 167 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:40,000 Max helped me go shopping as a favor. She gave up her entire Saturday 168 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 for you. 169 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,620 I would think that you'd be a little bigger and show some gratitude. 170 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,060 That's right. 171 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:52,020 And Max, honestly now, did you think this outfit would look good on Laura or 172 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,020 you? 173 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,660 Well, I guess on me. 174 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,900 You know, you two are friends. 175 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,800 You like each other for what you have in common. 176 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,020 You should also like what's different. 177 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,760 Friends can like different things and still be friends. 178 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,540 You're right, Mom. 179 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:12,910 Do you mind if I get his dress to Max? 180 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,390 No, I don't mind. 181 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:16,710 That would be nice. 182 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,830 It's all yours, girl. 183 00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:24,410 Wow. Hey, you got straight A's and I got a new dress. 184 00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,050 Life is good. 185 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,810 Hi, everybody. 186 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:40,570 Have you guys missed me since I moved out? 187 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,440 Only like crazy. 188 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,740 Good, good. I'm glad you feel that way. 189 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,480 You see, I had a little mishap in my apartment. 190 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,620 Mishap? Well, yeah. You see, Steve sort of invented a super breed of termite 191 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,220 that kind of ate through the third and fourth floors. 192 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:02,800 Well, anyway, I was wondering if I could move back home. 193 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,300 You mean here? 194 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,119 Well, yeah. 195 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,770 Well, gee, Eddie, I don't know. 196 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:23,670 Of course you can move back. 197 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:28,390 I miss you so much, Eddie. Oh, my little boy's coming back home. 198 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,290 Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. 199 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,510 Now, if your apartment is destroyed, where is Steve going to live? 200 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,750 on to Russia, are you? 201 00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,150 I ain't so. 202 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,010 My plane leaves in two hours. 203 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,950 My dad got me a ticket less than coach. 204 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:06,570 Pheasant. 205 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,470 Have a nice flight. 206 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,690 Couldn't Steve live with you? 207 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:22,270 That mother, that's a very big decision and I'm going to take a few months to 208 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,270 think about it. 209 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:26,770 Think about it. 210 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:37,070 Think about it? 211 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,230 Why would you have to think about it, Dad? 212 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:44,390 Well, you see... Dad, you are Steve Urkel's hero. 213 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:49,270 In his eyes, the sun rises and sets on you. 214 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:02,280 Picture poor Steve moving all the way to Russia, away from all his 215 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,800 friends, away from the only home he's ever known. 216 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,640 Can you let that happen to poor Steve? 217 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,580 And still look at yourself in the mirror every day? 218 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:35,400 Well, I never thought I'd say this, but Steve... 15348