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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,359 --> 00:00:07,760 My old Mario. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,200 Get out of here. 3 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,520 Why are you all gussied up? 4 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,720 Well, I'm going out with Lamont Drake. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:19,799 Oh, good. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,020 Does his parole officer know? 7 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,080 Cute. 8 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:29,860 Look, I don't want you scaring him off, so make like a bakery truck and haul 9 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:30,860 buns. 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,680 Gotcha. I'm the invisible man. 11 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:37,150 Hey, wait a minute. 12 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:40,150 I think I got a loose thread there. Let me just... 13 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:45,750 I'm 14 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:52,610 just saying, man, here's your date. 15 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:57,010 Good idea. 16 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:58,470 I think I should leave. 17 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:18,760 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 18 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:24,960 page. The love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 19 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,180 harder to find. 20 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:33,180 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 21 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:38,020 It's all I see is a tower of dreams. 22 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,720 The bigger love of the family. 23 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,920 Tutti Frutti Crunch. Lots of little kids at home, huh? 24 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,139 Just one big one. 25 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:17,940 Thank you. 26 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,480 Did I do that? 27 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:50,880 toy for your pretty face. 28 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,380 Yeah, that's why I'm buying it. 29 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:57,860 Excuse me, officer. 30 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:01,740 I just saw a guy in the meat department stuff a chicken under his shirt. 31 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,240 Well, I guess I should go check it out. 32 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,620 Yeah, well, be careful, Carl. 33 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,760 What's he gonna do, hit me with a rump roast? 34 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:11,200 That'll be $67 .41. 35 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,980 Oh, I'll pay for the penny. 36 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,660 Attention, shopper! 37 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,320 Give me all your cash. 38 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:26,000 Now! You too. You, hand over your purse. 39 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,840 Why, this is an outrage. 40 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,820 That purse was an anniversary gift. 41 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,020 Shut up! 42 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,140 And give me your cash! 43 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:35,700 Okay, okay, okay. 44 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,020 You know, I'm beginning to think you don't even have a cat. 45 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,840 Come on, fork it over! 46 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,140 What are you doing? 47 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,000 My hand is stuck. 48 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,200 What did General Douglas MacArthur say when he left the Philippines? 49 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,560 I'm hungry. 50 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:37,520 No, he said, I shall return. 51 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:39,560 No, I'm hungry. How about you? 52 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,640 I thought you'd never ask. I shall return. 53 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,820 Hey, 54 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:51,560 Ma! I need help with my lawn! 55 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Please. 56 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:57,820 I'm sorry. 57 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,660 I must have the wrong house. 58 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,360 There's nobody as beautiful as you live here. 59 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,080 You must be Eddie. 60 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,280 No, no, no, no, no. Don't move. 61 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:13,360 I don't ever want to forget the way you looked when I first saw you. 62 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,920 Yep, you're definitely Eddie. 63 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,620 I thought I knew all of Laura's friends. 64 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,859 I'm Greta. 65 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:22,860 Oh, hey, Greta. 66 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,920 How come we never met? I've been away in boarding school, but through a fair 67 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,300 amount of whining, I convinced my dad to let me go to public school my senior 68 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,580 year. Well, 69 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:35,340 this calls for a celebration. 70 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:38,620 And it just so happens that I'm free this Saturday. 71 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,300 Couldn't get a date, huh? 72 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,840 But I'd love to go out with you. 73 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:45,899 Well, great. 74 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,200 Then it's a date, baby. 75 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:51,280 Oh, that must be my dad. He's picking me up. 76 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960 Hi, precious. 77 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:04,620 Hi, Daddy. 78 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,220 Oh, man. 79 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:12,900 You're the Dave L. McClure, owner of all 52 Mighty Weenies? 53. I just opened 80 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,540 another one. Oh, man. 81 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,000 The genie of weenies. 82 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,340 He's in my house. 83 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,940 I'm in his store at 31. I'm Eddie Wynn's lover. 84 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,600 Never heard of you. 85 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,220 Daddy, Eddie and I are going out Saturday night. 86 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,400 If that's okay with you, sir. 87 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,539 That's fine. 88 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,160 Well, I'm going to say goodbye to Laura. Okay. 89 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,800 Don't be too long, precious. Okay. 90 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,440 Listen, kid. 91 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,840 That's my one and only daughter. She's the most important person in the world 92 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,960 me. Lay a hand on her and you're fired. 93 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,360 Is that clear? 94 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,740 As a bright and sunny day? 95 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:04,690 Will you listen to this? 96 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:11,510 According to eyewitnesses, Joey Lutofsky's brother, Ricky, distracted a 97 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,950 officer while Joey held up Alicia's market. 98 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:23,110 When asked why he didn't respond, the officer replied, I was frisking a guy 99 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,110 chicken. 100 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,100 Don't feel bad. 101 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,940 The important thing is that everyone's okay. 102 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,220 Mr. Winslow, we have to talk to you right away. 103 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,620 Come in. 104 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,040 What's going on? 105 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,280 My Stevie's life is in danger. 106 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,500 What is it? 107 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,520 Wait. I think I noticed someone looking through my bedroom window. 108 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,610 Well, Steve, what made you think it was suspicious? 109 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,030 It tried to run me over. 110 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,450 Well, Steve, it might have been an accident. 111 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,410 Uh -uh. It backed up and tried again. 112 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:24,190 Of course, there's one more tiny clue that someone's after me. 113 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:30,770 Dear nerd, you kept my brother busted. When I catch you, I'm going to kill you 114 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,770 dead. 115 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:36,450 Now, if that's not a clue, my name isn't Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse. 116 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,600 Carl, you've got to do something. 117 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,320 You're right. 118 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,360 I'll call Wilson and Major Crimes Unit. 119 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,380 Oh, I'm so scared. 120 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:51,580 I don't know what I would do without my little Chia Pet. 121 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,980 Now, now, now, Bunny Break. 122 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:56,260 You're my Shady Amour. 123 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,420 The pretty little boy that I... 124 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,220 Well, what's good news? 125 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:15,520 Well, until Ricky the Top is caught, Steve is going to be guarded around the 126 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,460 clock. And what's the bad news? 127 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:18,900 I'm one of the guards. 128 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,120 That clown was planning. 129 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,960 I don't mean to complain, but during the slow dances, you could have held me a 130 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,759 little closer. 131 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,020 We were pretty close. 132 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,600 Eddie, a waitress walked between us. 133 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,160 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be a perfect gentleman. 134 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,520 How am I doing? 135 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:46,440 You're doing fine, but you're a little uptight. You need to relax. 136 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:48,980 All right. I'll try. 137 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,400 I have a confession to make. 138 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,080 From the moment I saw your lips, I knew I had to kiss them. 139 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,870 taking things slowly, that's all. 140 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,330 Yeah, right. 141 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,950 Oh, yeah. 142 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:26,530 No, 143 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:28,510 no, no, no. 144 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:31,870 What's the rush? 145 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:37,350 Eddie, I've been in an all -girls school for three years, and I want to make up 146 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,350 for lost time. 147 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:56,090 with a great bod I'm a real person with real feelings and 148 00:10:56,090 --> 00:11:02,410 besides you'll respect me more if we wait you're right 149 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:09,050 you're right let's just see how long you can wait 150 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,120 to go home and get some rest. 151 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,200 Some rest? I got six kids at home. 152 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,580 I'll see you later. 153 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,620 Not if I see you first. 154 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:19,380 Hey, big guy. Huh? Did you have any luck finding that fellow Tomsky? 155 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,840 Uh, no, Steve. I'm afraid not. 156 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,080 No, we're not. 157 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320 Are you sure? 158 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,980 Trust me, I looked it up. 159 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:18,830 If you don't feel you can do the same, then I feel as a friend. 160 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,370 Okay. 161 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:27,150 Steve, I have lost my edge. 162 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,410 I mean, it's over. 163 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,450 My cop sense is gone. 164 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,830 I don't understand. 165 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,590 Well, because of me, you and Harry were put in danger. 166 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:42,570 I mean, how can I fall for a line like, there's somebody stealing chickens? 167 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,100 I'm just going to get them too old for this. 168 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,600 Oh, nonsense. 169 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,500 Why, you're a hip -hop, tip -top cop. 170 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,600 You always have been and you always will be. 171 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,180 I don't know, Steve. 172 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,600 I just don't know. 173 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,720 Well, don't you worry. I'm going to cheer you up. 174 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:23,830 I'm impressed. 175 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:35,060 It is hot in here, and I'm on fire. 176 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,020 Excuse me? 177 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,640 Daddy, what are you doing here? 178 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,080 Apparently, arriving in the nick of time. Get in the car. 179 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,660 But, Daddy... Greta, get in the car. 180 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,680 No. What? 181 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,540 Didn't I warn you not to put any moves on my daughter? You're fired. 182 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,660 What? You heard me, and I'm going to check your time cards, too. 183 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,360 You can't fire him. 184 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,740 He didn't put the moves on me. I put the moves on him. 185 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:20,560 What? All my life, you've told me what to do. You wouldn't let me date. You 186 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,980 me a 10 o 'clock curfew, and you sent me away in an all -girls school. 187 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,700 Well, I'm tired of it. I did all those things because I love you. 188 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,980 Uh, with all due respect... 189 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,120 I have to agree, you are just a tad bit overprotective. 190 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,360 You're fired. 191 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,700 What are you still doing here? 192 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,700 This is my parents' house. 193 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,280 Oh. Oh, yeah, right. 194 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,860 Daddy, you're holding on too tight. 195 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,940 And instead of getting closer to me, you're pushing me away. 196 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:59,480 Precious, you... You have been gone for a long time. 197 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,099 Maybe we should sit down and have a serious talk. 198 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,940 I'd like that. 199 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,720 You know what I'd like? 200 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,339 What? 201 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,740 My job back. 202 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,440 You got it. 203 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560 Great. 204 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,800 You know what I want? 205 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,359 What? To see you again. 206 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,800 You got it. 207 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,800 Come on, let's go home and... 208 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,180 And have a talk. 209 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,460 Okay. 210 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,500 Eddie, I had a really good time tonight. 211 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,060 Cool. 212 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:50,120 Well, now that I know it's okay for me to see you again, there's something I'd 213 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,120 like to give you. 214 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,300 What's that? 215 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960 This. 216 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:03,990 Surprise, kid. 217 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,950 So you want to squeal on my brother, huh? 218 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,310 I'll give you something to squeal about. 219 00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,830 Hey, who sneezed on that thing? 220 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:14,690 Tell you what. 221 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,310 Today's victim's choice. 222 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,590 How do you want to die? 223 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:21,910 I can throw you out the window, drown you in the sink, or blow your brains 224 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,230 Can we possibly add old age? 225 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,580 goodbye to Miller, I said, I'll see you later. And he said, okay. 226 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,400 So? 227 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,280 Steve, I've known Miller for years. 228 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:30,240 And every time we see each other, I say, I'll see you later. He says, not if I 229 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,240 see you first. 230 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,940 Holy moly! 231 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,040 You got all that from one word? 232 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,200 Oh, big guy, you haven't lost your age. 233 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,640 Now, you're still a great cop. 234 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,920 Wow, Steve, I... 235 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,160 Guess you're right. I still got the stuff, huh? 15905