All language subtitles for Family Matters s06e16 Wedding Bell Blues

All right, well, 100, uh -huh.

Well, I hope that he just sat off the
shot, but he took the three himself.

There were three minutes left. Orlando
isn't out of it. In and out.

Bulls trying to inbound the ball. The
Magic goes to the full court.

We've got one heck of a game here.

Heck of a game, huh?

Another Chicago Mischief in this game to
be headed for O .K., baby.

Speaking of Mischiefs, Bulls had 12
turnovers so far. The Magic is...

You love your son, Edward.

Love Edward, huh?

You're always happy to loan him money.

Some money, huh?

Lots of money.

Lots of money, all right.

I'm sorry I woke you. Oh, that's okay.

You know, son, I've got this strange
urge to tell you that I love

you.

Well, I love you too, Dad.

For some reason, I feel like I want to
talk about money.

Well, let's talk about it. What's up?

You owe me a hundred bucks.

you wake up, you'll loan him some money.

Amateur.

It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. A loving tradition of the grand
design.

Some people say it's even harder to
find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of every

scene.

It's the bigger love of the family.

That's luné. It's French.

Alfred, you have wonderful news.

Take it away, Alfred.

Carl? Henriette? That's Harriet.

That's what I said.

Cupid has finally unleashed his arrow
and has hit the bullseye of my heart.

betrothed.

Well, congratulations, Mr. Looney.

That's luné.

It's French.

You must be thrilled. Oh, I am.

It's written all over my face.

So, who's the lucky lady?

Sharon.

What's her last name?

Gee, I don't know.

I'll have to remember to ask her.

Tell him how you met her. Oh, it's so
romantic.

Wow. A couple of weeks ago, I was behind
her at the supermarket in the 10 items

or less line, and I noticed she had 11
items. So I offered to take her dress

shields.

Then we got to talking, and it turned
out we have a lot in common.

Well, do you like the same kind of
restaurants?

Restaurants, okay.

Well, let me just say, va -va -va -voom.

Well, have you made any plans?

Oh, yes. I've asked Steve to be my best
man.

And I'll be the bestest best man ever.

And, Carl, I'd like you to give me away.

Well, you usually give away the bride.

Oh. Well, then how about you pay for the
wedding?

How'd I just be an usher?

Deal.

Cheap, isn't he, Mariette?

That's, uh, Harriet.

That's what I said.

I'm getting married in the morning.

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime.

Girls come and kiss me.

Sound how you miss me.

But get me to the church.

Get me to the church.

For Pete's sake.

are we going to see Seal, but we've got
great seats. Yes, 11th row center.

Gee, I wonder if he'll notice me.

Of course, you'll be sitting next to me.

Well, I'd like to thank you, Seal pups,
for inviting me along.

Oh, Mari, you don't have to thank us.

I didn't think so either, but Stephen
insisted.

He and I decided we both need to start
fostering same -sex friendships.

And don't forget, we're staying
overnight.

Yeah, who wants to drive all the way
back from Toledo the same night?

Besides, we'll be too tired from
screaming, I love you, Theo.

You sure it's cool with your folks if
you stay overnight?

Yeah, well, I'll have to ask, but I'm
sure it won't be a problem.

All right, well, I'll call you later.
All right.

Bye, y 'all.

Theo is the sexiest man in the world.

Uh, second sexiest?

You forgot about Steven.

I've got the greatest news in the world.
You're going to cook dinner for the

rest of my life.

Chloe, me and the girls got tickets to
see Seal.

Oh, honey, that's wonderful. That's
terrific.

I'm happy for you.

Who's Seal?

You know, Seal.

Just picture a thinner Luther Vandross.

Ooh, I got your neck.

Don't worry. After the concert, we'll be
right back the next morning.

The next morning.

You're staying overnight?

Uh -huh. The concert's in Toledo.

Oh. Well, that brings me to my next
question.

What's that?

Are you out of your mind?

There's no way in the world you're
traveling all the way to Toledo and then

staying overnight in some motel.

Well, why not?

Because it's too far. But, Mom, Mom, do
you know how tough it was to get those

tickets? Do you know how tough it was to
get you to 16?

You're just going to have to wait until
Wallace comes to Chicago.

rafting trip is going to be fun.

I'm not so sure.

My uncle got sent up the river and he
didn't like it one bit.

No, Waldo, that's prison.

Oh, that explains it. I thought 4665 was
his nickname.

That's kind of personal, don't you
think?

Actually, we're planning our four -day
river rafting trip in Canada.

Oh, I envy you two.

You guys are going to have a great time.
We're planning on it. We even invited

some buddies along.

Oh, yeah? Who?

Just a few of the guys.

You don't really know them.

all the way to Canada for four days with
some guys you don't even know, but

you're not going to let me go to Toledo
for one night with friends you've known

for years?

Oh, Waldo, I think we better go. It's
getting kind of ugly in here.

Eddie, they're your parents. For God's
sake, show some respect.

This isn't fair. Why are you treating me
differently?

Is it because Eddie's older?

Well, that's part of it.

You can't possibly be saying he's more
mature. He still blows...

Well, it's just that... Go ahead, Carl.
You tell her.

Well, honey, there's nothing left to do
but to just say it.

It's because Eddie's a boy and you're a
girl.

What?

I cannot believe I heard those words
from my own father.

Can you believe that, Ma?

Well, actually, honey, I agree with him.

I didn't mean this.

Sweetheart, it's not that we don't trust
you. It's just that, well, there are a

lot of kooks, crazies, and weirdos out
there who are ready to take advantage of

young girls.

Honey, your father's right.

Well, whatever happened to I could do
anything.

I could be anything.

Being a girl shouldn't stop me from
becoming whatever I want.

Well, well, oh, that's true.

Yeah, yeah, it just comes later.

Sorry I wasn't a boy, Ma.

Would have made things a lot easier.

Well, Andy, today's a big day.

You look cool as a cucumber.

Aren't you nervous?

No way.

You want to feel how dry my armpits are?

Well, I think we'll save that honor for
the bride.

Yeah. You gotta save something for the
honeymoon.

Whoa, whoa.

Hello, Reverend. Hello, hello.

Are we ready to begin?

Let her rip.

I had no idea you were the bride.

Boy, you dropped some serious weight.

You look great, too.

Have you been working out?

A little.

Why didn't you ever call?

I tried, but your phone was
disconnected.

Oh, I moved.

I sent you a card. I never got it.

Want to go get a cup of coffee?

Well, I'm, uh... I'm kind of in the
middle of something.

Oh, but why not?

Whoa!

That's why I... I love her so much.

She's so spontaneous.

Poor Alfred.

Dumped at the altar.

He's got to be heartbroken.

Devastated. Beyond emotional repair.

Steve, look, Mr.

Looney... It's Looney.

It's French.

He's upset now, but in time, his wounds
will heal.

Oh, my.

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my. Oh, my, my,
my, my. What's wrong?

The groom's up on the steeple.

I'm going to call 911.

He's what?

The groom's on the steeple, and he says
he's going to jump. He's what? The

groom's on the steeple, and he says he's
going to jump.

Alfred, what's Sam Ellington doing up
here?

My bride -to -be just dumped me, and I'm
a little distraught.

Mr. Looney, please.

That's looney.

Come on.

Why don't we go get some hum?

That's what Sharon is doing with that
hum.

I make tea. Let's go get some tea.

I'm not going anywhere except... Steve,
let me get by you.

So tomorrow could actually be worse than
today.

Can

we

please talk about this on solid ground?

Nothing to talk.

two came to save me.

I don't want to fall.

You guys risked your own life to keep me
from ending mine.

The least I can do is care enough to go
on with my life.

And just like you said, who knows what
tomorrow will bring.

Everything okay up here, Lieutenant?

Oh, yeah, everything's fine, officer.

There?

good to see you you look great in that
uniform you don't think it makes me look

a little masculine not with a bod like
that care to join me for

a cup of coffee i'd love to okay

list of more fun things i'm not allowed
to do listen honey i talked it over with

your father and we've decided that we
were being very unfair letting eddie go

canada and not letting you go to toledo
we're sorry so can i go

no we're not letting eddie go to canada
i'm just

teasing you can go thank you mom thank
you you know i used to think i was a

liberated woman but sometimes i still
think like my parents i think it's time

that i dragged myself into the 20th
century well that's great seeing this

gonna be over in a few years wait wait
wait wait you have to promise to take

something with you though what this
cellular phone now you have to keep it

you at all times you have any trouble
call her i promise i will now i want you

to give me a call as soon as you get
there don't speak to strangers And most

important of all, never use a public
toilet.