All language subtitles for Family Matters s06e14 The Substitute Son

This is the last time I let you drive me
to the debate finals.

Well, it wasn't my fault we got a
client. It was whoever left that bottle

the road.

It's no biggie. We'll just call a tow
truck and we'll be home in a jiffin' of

hay.

Let's go somewhere else. These guys look
good.

Oh, nice things.

Why, these are just hale and hearty men.
I'm whining after a day of sweating on

the docks and saying see -diddy.

Oh, I love the missing dude book.

Oh, nice tattoos.

But I don't believe there's a K in
Scorpion.

me kind, sir, but I'd like to use the
phone to make an urgent call.

No!

Oh, thanks for thinking that over. Let's
go see.

I promise you, sir, my call shall not
exceed two minutes.

Surely you don't have a problem with
that.

I

am a fool

that was an accident.

Let me apologise by buying you a drink.

Oh, well, thank you. I'd tell a greener
would be nice.

I was thinking more like a beer.

It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say it's even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

It's all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

The bigger love of the family.

I suppose in this establishment that
passes for humor.

Yeah, and if I was you, I'd listen to a
little bimbo.

Bimbo?

Bimbo?

Nobody insults this lady and gets away
with it. I apologize immediately.

Get lost.

The nerds. Me too. Yeah, me three.

Hey,

Dad. Hey, son.

Wait a minute. What you doing?

I just came to get my lucky jacket.

I met this fine girl named Charmaine at
the college bookstore. She's waiting in

the car for me.

But, Edward.

Uh -uh. Can't talk now, Dad. The motor's
running. And I'm talking about

Charmaine's motor.

Not the car.

We were supposed to go bowling tonight.

I know, Dad. I was going to call you,
but when Charmaine said, well, hello

there, sexy, my mind went blank.

Thanks for understanding, Dad. You're
the greatest. Next time, right? Yeah.

See ya.

Yeah, sure.

you in my kitchen?

Because that's where the food is.

Have you seen Eddie?

You just missed him.

He just left with some girl named
Charmaine.

Oh, man, we were supposed to go shoot
pool. This kills my whole day.

Night.

Get ripping, Mark.

beat you up before.

Girls have beat you up before.

But no one's ever insulted you before.

That bohunk Jack just sullied your name
and I couldn't defend you. But you

tried.

Boy, you must have fallen on your head
pretty hard.

Me, me.

I got a secret weapon.

My transformation chamber.

You gonna turn into Stefan?

No, no, no, no, no.

Stefan's a lover, not a fighter.

Well, I'm gonna dip into my celebrity
hair collection.

Your what?

My celebrity hair collection. Well, I've
got hair of all the greats. Churchill,

Gandhi, Mao.

makes a gene alter an emotion and become
a mean, mean fighting machine.

Steve, you don't have to do this. Oh,
yes, I do. But they owe you an apology.

And believe you mean...

Mr. Winslow, I'm wearing three pairs of
underwear.

Waldo, it's inside.

Of course it's inside.

If I wore them on the outside, that
would be stupid.

Hey, guys, what's going on?

Hey, I'm going to my first school game
with your pa.

Oh, that's great. Hey, I'll go, too.
Just give me a second to throw these in

machine. Oh, Edward, I...

I only have one extra ticket.

Oh, that's too bad.

Sorry, Waldo.

No, I asked Waldo days ago.

You and I always go together.

Hey, it's okay, Eddie.

You can have my ticket.

No, Waldo, you're going.

Edward, I left three messages for you
and you never called me back. I assumed

you were too busy.

But, Dad, you and I always go to the
Bulls games together.

But, son, you can't expect me to drop
Waldo just because you drifted in.

Now, come on. You and I go next time,
now. Come on.

Yeah.

Right.

Next time.

Don't worry, Eddie.

I'll try and have a terrible time.

That won't get the stains out.

Yeah, you got to use bleach.

I don't believe what just happened.

Dad took Waldo to the Bulls game.

Oh, honey, I hope they don't cheer too
hard. I've got 50 bucks on the Knicks.

Oh, Grandma, Dad took Waldo instead of
me. Can you believe that?

Yes. Eddie, your father left three
messages for you, and you never called

back. It's not fair.

Fair? Was it fair that you stood your
father up for bowling?

And what about the car show last
Saturday? Your father waited at the box

for an hour.

Oh, no.

about the car show.

Eddie, Carl was just about your age when
he lost his dad.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Carl and his father planned on doing a
lot of things together, but they never

got the chance.

You never know how much time you'll have
together.

So you have to make every minute count.

Okay? Yes, ma 'am. Love you. I love you
too, Grandma.

See, I told you, you don't have to do
this.

Yes, I do.

These guys insulted you.

If they apologize, there will be no
fighting.

And if they don't apologize?

It won't be 20.

Hey, hey, hey, look who's back.

Well, well, it ain't the nerd and his
bodyguards.

You, you are the one who called my
friend a bimbo.

That is a disgusting and derogatory
name.

I have come for an apology.

A what?

Apology is like when you say you're
sorry or something. I know what it

Well, let's hear it.

Boy, I'm sorry.

She's not a bimbo.

She's a tramp.

Hey, let's leave your mama out of this.

Hey, I like them feisty.

She can stay, but you get lost.

Big mistake, Goldilocks.

What's wrong with your old age?

Hi,

Dad. Oh.

Hey, son.

You still here?

Uh, yeah.

I had to wash a couple of my shirts the
second time.

Lipstick stains.

Dad, how was the game?

Oh, you know, just average.

Nothing exciting.

What was the score?

Oh, it was the Bulls 121, the Knicks 120
overtime.

You got a basketball?

Oh, yeah.

Scotty Pippen handed it to me after the
winning shot.

Dad. Yeah?

I wish I could have gone with you.

Well, I wish you could have gone too,
son.

Yeah, but I really screwed up this time.

You did?

You mean you are actually admitting that
you screwed up?

Yeah.

And I also screwed up when I didn't make
it for bowling.

Typical me.

Some fine babe came along and... You got
bumped to second place.

That's okay, son.

No, it's not, Dad.

You're my father, and I can't think of
one time in my life where you ever

me to second place.

I've really been thinking about it, Dad.

I'm going to stop taking you for
granted.

Thank you, son.

Thank you.

Hey, what do you say next Saturday we go
fishing?

Hey, I'm there.

Oh, great.