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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:09,650 You look pretty good. 2 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:12,850 Thank you. You look pretty good yourself, too, handsome. 3 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:16,210 I'm hungry. Can I eat you? 4 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:20,890 Let me have some arm. No, I need my arm. Ow, don't do that. Ow, ow, ow. 5 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,350 I'm going to have some leg. 6 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,390 Steve, I was just baking some cookies. 7 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:41,270 Oh, don't feel bad. 8 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:44,490 The other day, I had a little heart -to -heart with a big Newton. 9 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:50,450 Hey, can I eat a bacon bunny? Huh? Huh? Huh? What do you say? No, no, Steve. 10 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:53,750 Thank you very much, but whenever you help me, it turns into a disaster. 11 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,900 Steve. 12 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,240 Tasty cookie is not a tasty cookie. 13 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:50,540 Needs more flour. 14 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,280 You want some help with that? 15 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,540 To read any good news on the newspaper page. 16 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,640 And love and tradition of the grand design. 17 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,300 Some people say it's even harder to find. 18 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:47,320 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 19 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:52,180 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 20 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,829 I'm almost embarrassed to give this to Goodwill. 21 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:21,930 Where did I ever get such an ugly, hideous piece of clothing? 22 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,830 It was a gift from me two years ago. 23 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:29,930 I got Laura's stuff. 24 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:32,890 I'm always doing her dirty work. 25 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:34,750 Why ain't she here to lug it down herself? 26 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:37,530 She's out shopping for your Christmas presents. 27 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:40,810 And I love my sister. 28 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,650 Goodwill. 29 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,360 Goodwill. 30 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,920 Trash. 31 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,080 Goodwill. 32 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,519 Hey, everybody. 33 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,580 I finished my Christmas list, and I can't wait to send it to Santa. Oh, 34 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,300 wonderful, honey. Yeah, I was able to keep the list under 100 items. 35 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:09,400 Uh, Richie, you know there is more to Christmas than just getting toys. 36 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,180 I know. 37 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,120 I got clothes on my list, too. 38 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:22,140 I think what your mom is trying to say is that, well, Christmas should be the 39 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:24,560 time to celebrate the Ings. 40 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,540 Ings? Yes, the Ings. 41 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,320 Giving, caring, sharing, loving. 42 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,260 That's what Christmas should be about. 43 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,260 Yes, sweetie. You know, we're lucky to have a nice, warm, comfortable home. But 44 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,940 there's some people out there not so lucky. 45 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:42,700 That's why we're donating these things to goodwill. Yeah, so people less 46 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,460 fortunate can have a happier Christmas. 47 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:49,480 Boy. I'm just a selfish, toy -grubbing slime ball. 48 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,240 Oh, no, you're not. You're just a little boy, and you're excited about 49 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,540 Christmas. Hey, 50 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,980 I like this same thing. 51 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,820 I'm going to donate some toys. 52 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,580 Hey, you got some toys you're tired of? 53 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,880 Sure, the ones I got last Christmas. 54 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:13,360 This thing's seen better days. 55 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,420 See ya. 56 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,400 So you finished all your Christmas shopping yet? 57 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,760 Are you kidding? Well, I finished in March. 58 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,800 Oh, but I can't for the life of me figure out what to get Laura. 59 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,180 I'm in my wit's end. 60 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,780 Well, don't kid yourself. 61 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,580 Just buy her a nice card. 62 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,040 Nah. 63 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,500 All right, how about a fruitcake? 64 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:46,340 Oh, man's sakes, man. This is the woman I love, not the mailman. 65 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:53,360 Why, I want to get her something so special she'll feel it's all right. 66 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,610 Touched her very heart. 67 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:01,710 Ah, and there she is now, my precious Christmas angel. 68 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:03,810 Stacy. 69 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,310 Eddie, have you seen Emily? 70 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:09,110 Emily? Yeah, my favorite rag doll, the one with the missing eye. 71 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:15,730 Wait a minute. 72 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,850 Uh, is that the one with the red dress? 73 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:19,130 Yeah, that's her. 74 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,730 Oh. 75 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,910 I'm sorry, Laura, but, uh... 76 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,460 I threw her in the trash. 77 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:26,860 You what? 78 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,320 Well, I went to get your stuff, and I thought you wanted to throw it away. It 79 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,880 was on the bed on the pile. No, it was on the bed sitting near the pile. 80 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,320 Well, it was old and dirty. 81 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,520 Then, like you said, it had a missing eye. 82 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,300 That's because I had it since I was six. 83 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,160 I love that doll, Eddie. 84 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,000 How could you do something like this? 85 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,100 Laura, I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. 86 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,860 Thanks a lot, Eddie. 87 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,990 You ruined my whole Christmas. 88 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,090 Hi, guys. 89 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:13,130 Hi, Richie. Howdy. 90 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:17,130 Uh, Richie, who's your friend? 91 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,650 This is Ben. I was playing out front, and he walked by. 92 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,540 You have a very nice house. 93 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,060 Thank you. 94 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,300 Ben's homeless. I invited him to live with us. 95 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:34,539 You what? 96 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,900 What's for dinner? 97 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,860 Richie, could you come here for a minute, honey? 98 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:56,750 So, Ben, you're homeless. 99 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,370 Not anymore. 100 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:03,730 Ben, where are you from? 101 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:05,130 You name it. 102 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,310 I've been there. 103 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,970 I've traveled the world and I've seen wondrous things. 104 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,150 Hey, Ben, would you like a sandwich? 105 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,090 If I said no, I'd be a liar. 106 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:19,250 Come on, we've got a kitchen full of food. 107 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:22,370 Uh, uh, uh, Ben? 108 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,700 You go right ahead and help yourself. 109 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,380 Richie will join you later. 110 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,680 Fine. Can I whip you guys up something? No, thanks. 111 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,920 Nobody's hungry. 112 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Well, I am. 113 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:40,000 Rich, why did you invite him here? 114 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,900 Ben's one of those people you were talking about. 115 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,940 Someone less fortunate. 116 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,920 He's had some bad luck. 117 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,520 And you said we should help people like that. 118 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:55,260 Well, Richie, I'll tell you what. 119 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,980 He can have Christmas Eve dinner with us, okay? 120 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,720 Yeah, and then we'll find a shelter for him to live in. Yeah, and then we'll 121 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,760 help him find a job. 122 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,300 But I'm sorry, Rich. He just can't live here. 123 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:13,400 Listen, when I'm done chowing down, I'm gonna pay you back by waxing your 124 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,400 kitchen floor. 125 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,080 Well, you know, maybe he can stay a day or two. 126 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,890 find a needle in my haystack. 127 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:59,590 Hey! A needle! 128 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:02,690 Ow! 129 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:10,250 Wow, Mama! The wind shifted. 130 00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,870 And who might you be? 131 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,450 Howard Rand. 132 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,970 Great to meet you, Howard. 133 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:07,450 And Merry Christmas. 134 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,470 Do you belong to... 135 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:35,490 Come Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane. 136 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:40,530 Well, 137 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:45,670 hi there, Ben. 138 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:48,930 My, my, my. 139 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,350 You have been busy. 140 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,030 I just wanted to pay you back for your hospitality. 141 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:59,210 You know, Ben, I pulled a few strings and, well, I got you into a halfway 142 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,370 That's very nice of you, Carl. 143 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:06,450 But first, we'd like you to stay to enjoy a nice Christmas Eve dinner with 144 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,530 Sorry, Guy, no can do. 145 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:11,750 I have to leave right after I finish ironing this tablecloth. 146 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,390 Uh, Ben, those are my shorts. 147 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,050 Oh, sorry. 148 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:22,750 Well, I'm off. 149 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:25,430 I've got to get ready for my busiest night of the year. 150 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,670 Well, Ben, you know... 151 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,160 You don't have to panhandle anymore. I got a line on the job for you. 152 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,400 It's not necessary. I got a lot of homes to hit. 153 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:41,700 Uh, Ben, Ben, you know, breaking and entering won't solve your problems. 154 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,380 No, no. 155 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,980 I just don't want to disappoint all the children. 156 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:49,820 The children? 157 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,300 Yeah, they want their toys. 158 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,980 And I've got to get up to the North Pole and see how the elves are doing. 159 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,900 Yeah. 160 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:04,280 Um... Ben, are you saying that you're Santa Claus? 161 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,500 Shh, shh. 162 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,860 It's our secret. 163 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,440 Yeah, yeah. 164 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,880 But if you're Santa Claus, Ben, why are you homeless? 165 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,120 Oh, that's just part of my plan. 166 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,140 Your plan? 167 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:22,340 You see, Christmas has become so darn commercial. 168 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,600 I wanted to find a family that embodied the true spirit of Christmas. 169 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,020 And I found that family here, Carl. 170 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,440 Well, thank you, Ben. 171 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,319 Don't worry. 172 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,700 I'll be back while you're sleeping. 173 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,660 Oh, yeah, and I'll be sure to put the fire out in the fireplace. 174 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,040 Thanks. So many people forget. 175 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,220 You think I'm nuts, don't you? 176 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,020 Oh, no, no, no. 177 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,120 You're right, Ben. 178 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,480 Christmas has become very commercial. 179 00:15:57,860 --> 00:16:01,660 I was just discussing that the other day with the Easter Bunny. 180 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800 I understand. 181 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,800 You're still ticked off about Christmas morning, 1958, aren't you? 182 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,360 What are you talking about? I got your five letters asking for the Commander 183 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,820 Crash dive space helmet. 184 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,120 What? 185 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,570 That was one of our hottest items that year. 186 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,730 I just ran out, Carl. 187 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,230 And I've felt bad about it ever since. 188 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,650 But you... I'm sorry. 189 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:29,730 Merry Christmas. 190 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:37,610 But you... How did he know that? 191 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,940 Come on, honey. Cheer up. It's Christmas morning. 192 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,200 I know. 193 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,360 But remember, Mom, I got Emily on a Christmas morning. 194 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,079 Man, these are beautiful. 195 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,579 What a great present. 196 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,800 You got to love these, Grandma. 197 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:17,540 I'm going to be the best. That's the snow bunny on the slope. 198 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,060 Hi, 199 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:29,320 everybody. I can't stay long. I have to get over to my family's house to watch 200 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Dad light the fireworks. 201 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,180 Fireworks are for the Fourth of July. 202 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,580 You're right. And I suppose turkeys are for Thanksgiving. 203 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,800 Merry Christmas, Eddie. Oh, thanks. 204 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,120 Although these are really nice, but I already have the same pajamas. 205 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,660 I know. I wanted to get you something I knew you'd like. 206 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,610 Steve, I thought this doll was gone forever. 207 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,470 This is the best present you've ever given me. How can I ever thank you? 208 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:55,270 I am. 209 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,640 To Carl from Santa. 210 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,180 Now that's cute. 211 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,420 Oh. 212 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,560 A Commander Crash Dive space helmet. 213 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,680 Wow. That thing is a collector's item. 214 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,740 I didn't give you that sugar. 215 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,580 Harriet, don't look at me. 216 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,440 Why ain't you? 217 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,460 It definitely wasn't me. I wouldn't spend that much on you. 218 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,180 Who was that from? 219 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,120 It must be from Santa. 220 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,100 Thanks, Ben. 221 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:16,260 Come on, everybody. I'm gonna fix a Christmas breakfast you'll never forget. 222 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:19,140 right. Breakfast for nine coming right up. Come on. 223 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,100 You know, it's Christmas Day for dogs, too. 224 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:45,980 From all of us here 225 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,500 at Family Matters to all of you out there, happy holidays! 226 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,300 And remember, fireworks can be dangerous. 227 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,820 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 228 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,180 We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. Tonight at 6, an 229 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,760 artist is commissioned to make Mardi Gras masks, but accused of shoddy 230 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:12,500 workmanship on an all -new Judge Judy. Then at 7, a woman says her grandson's 231 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,660 father won't pay for the lawyers she hired when he was arrested for stealing 232 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,820 on an all -new Judge Joe Brown. 233 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:23,040 Now stay tuned for Family Matters coming up next on UPN 27. 234 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,700 We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. 235 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,660 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 16726