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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,699 --> 00:00:12,500 Oh, I think that knocked something loose. 2 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,160 Steve, what are you doing here? 3 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:23,100 Sneezing, wheezing, and oozing, big guy. 4 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,350 Well, why don't you go to your own house and spread your germs? 5 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:34,310 Oh, it's lonely over there. My parents went to get airline tickets for the 6 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:35,890 annual Urkel family reunion. 7 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:40,690 Can you picture over a hundred Urkels gathered together in one house? 8 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,770 Please, not before I eat. 9 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:55,210 Say, that's a... good -looking savage. 10 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,020 Would you like half? 11 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,300 Oh, no thanks. 12 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,800 I'll just sit here and watch you enjoy it. 13 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:14,600 Stop. Stop. 14 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,320 Stop. 15 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,200 Stop. 16 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:19,660 Stop. 17 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,020 Stop. Stop. 18 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:21,779 Stop. Stop. Stop. 19 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:22,780 Stop. Stop. Stop. 20 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:25,660 Stop. Stop. 21 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,080 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 22 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,100 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 23 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,260 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 24 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,480 Stop. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,400 Stop. Stop. 26 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,260 Positive. 27 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:18,420 Good news on the newspaper page and love and tradition of the grand design. 28 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,140 Some people say it's even harder to find. 29 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:29,180 Well, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 30 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:33,280 Because all I see is a towel. 31 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,760 Hello, Father. 32 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,300 How's the best dad in the whole wide world? 33 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,020 Wooga! Wooga! Wooga! 34 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,340 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! 35 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:15,820 What's that? 36 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,240 That's my early warning system. 37 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,560 It goes off when my kids want money. 38 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:22,620 How'd you know? 39 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:27,060 Well, first it was your syrupy compliment. 40 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,060 Then it was your phony hug. 41 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,960 Dad, I need 75 bucks. 42 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,940 And unexpected expenses come up. 43 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,740 Oh, Edward, Edward, Edward. 44 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,620 What unexpected expense is it this time? 45 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,060 The election bill. 46 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,820 They really blindsided you with that one. 47 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,820 Edward, how many times have I told you that you gotta... Listen, Dad, Dad, I 48 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,080 don't want to hear election number 12 ,000, okay? 49 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,570 Well, then don't ask me for money 12 ,000 times, okay? 50 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:07,630 Look, if you don't want to give me the money, then just say so. I mean, stop 51 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:09,010 making me feel like a little kid. 52 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,790 Well, Edward, then stop acting like a little kid. 53 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:16,649 I mean, you have to budget your money. You have to plan ahead. 54 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,750 Do me a favor, Dad. 55 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:22,550 Come up with some new stuff when you criticize me. I mean, that plan ahead 56 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:23,550 is getting a little old. 57 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:26,030 So is your asking me for money. 58 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:28,930 Your IOUs are propping up the low end of the sofa. 59 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,790 Oh, Bridie, here you go, honey. 60 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,230 Your sweatpants are still in dry. Thanks, Mom. 61 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:38,990 Did you use a nice fabric softener? Yeah, and it's springtime fresh. 62 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:41,170 Aha! 63 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:44,170 What aha? 64 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,930 Harriet, you did his laundry for him. 65 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,430 I am trying to teach Edward about being responsible. 66 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:02,150 I mean, he should be doing his own laundry. 67 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,570 Oh. 68 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:06,270 You mean the way his father does his own laundry. 69 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,270 Okay. 70 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,150 Edward, I'm going to do you a favor. 71 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:18,110 You are? Mm -hmm. 72 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:21,450 I am not going to give you the $75. 73 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,150 That's a favor? 74 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:25,350 Yep. 75 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:26,970 That'll teach you to be self -reliant. 76 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:31,310 Edward, you are going to deal with this problem on your own instead of running 77 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,390 home to your moms and pops. 78 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,670 You got that? 79 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:34,970 Oh, I got it all right. 80 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:36,710 Thanks for the help, Dad. 81 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:06,360 Carl Winslow has been chosen to attend the National Symposium on DNA 82 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,580 Identification. 83 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,660 That's great, Carl. Yeah, Dad, where are you going? 84 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,660 Well, I leave for Detroit this weekend. 85 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,380 Yeah, but, Dad, you're supposed to come to my debate this weekend. 86 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,200 Oh. 87 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:24,920 Sweetheart, I'm sorry. 88 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,920 I tried to get a flight out the same night, but there were none available. 89 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,000 I'll go to the next debate with you. 90 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,240 Dad, this is the city finals. 91 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,240 There is no next one. 92 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,060 Carl, this was important to Laura. 93 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:49,120 You promised her you'd go. I know, Harriet, but I'm a lieutenant now. 94 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,500 I mean, I'm expected to attend these conferences. 95 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,980 I know, I know. 96 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,800 But it's a shame. 97 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,700 She was really counting on you. 98 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:13,970 Swell, Steve. 99 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,650 Yep. Now I won't get a nasty ear infection when I fly to Detroit. 100 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:19,810 Detroit? 101 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:22,830 You're flying to Detroit? 102 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,170 Yep. 103 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:51,860 flying to Detroit. 104 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,320 What airline? 105 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,300 Oh, I'm chartering a plane. 106 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:58,339 How come? 107 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,140 Oh, I'm banned from all commercial airlines. 108 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,900 You are? 109 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,420 Oh, yes. It all stems from an unfortunate incident that occurred on a 110 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:13,300 from Chicago to Denver that involved me, a faulty pet carrier, and a wolverine. 111 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:17,220 I received a nasty little gash on my forehead. 112 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,620 From the wolverine? No, from the flight. 113 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:25,550 I kept trying to tell her that the Wolverine would let go of her ankle as 114 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:30,350 as his ears popped. When she just kept bopping me over the head with a tray 115 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:34,030 table over and over and over and over. 116 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,890 You're taking a charter flight. 117 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:44,130 That means that you can come and go when you want. 118 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:04,660 cash in my airline ticket, go with you, and then be back in time for Laura's 119 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:05,659 debate. 120 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,360 Hey, we could be playing, pal. 121 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,180 Well, 122 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,860 there's a good and bad to everything. 123 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,350 That's fine. 124 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,570 Are you sure? 125 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,190 You look a little green around the gill. 126 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,450 I'm fine. 127 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,690 You got a bar? 128 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:47,450 No. 129 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:50,450 Why can't you keep the flame steady? 130 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,890 Sorry. Lots of turbulence today. 131 00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,740 remember telling you my name. 132 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,280 You don't recognize me, do you? 133 00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:50,770 Crazy? I wouldn't dream of doing something crazy. 134 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,030 We're in big trouble. 135 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:00,650 You and your annoying friends are about to die. 136 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,390 Die? Either of you know how to fly a plane? 137 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,460 I'll go over all these 138 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,200 So if we do, there's going to be some change. 139 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,109 Hi, Grandma. 140 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,110 Hi, Sugar. Hi, Mom. 141 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,330 Hi, baby. 142 00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:13,570 Did you, uh, get that money to pay your electric bill? 143 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:17,270 Nope. My paycheck doesn't come to the end of the week, and they're gonna turn 144 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,270 off my power tomorrow. 145 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:19,630 What about Walter? 146 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,810 Could you borrow the money from him? 147 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:22,829 Uh -uh. 148 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,310 He foolishly blew his money on the gas bill. 149 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:29,910 Eddie, when you left here, we set up a budget. 150 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,770 You were supposed to stick to it. And I did. 151 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,310 Until I met Veronica. 152 00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:40,110 And if you saw Veronica, well, you'd understand. 153 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:47,170 Son, you have got to get your priorities straight. You've got to learn to spend 154 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,310 your money on what's most important first. 155 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,170 I thought I did. 156 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,750 But I learned my lesson. I'm sorry, I'll never do it again. Can I have the 157 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,290 money, please, Mama? Look, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 158 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,570 Your father already said no. 159 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,330 And now you're trying me because you think I'm an easy mark. 160 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,450 But for once, it's just not gonna work. 161 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,070 Bye, baby. 162 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,590 Bye, Mom. 163 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:15,590 Eddie, how much did you say you needed? 164 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,230 75 bucks. Where am I gonna get that? 165 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,410 From the bank of Mother Winslow. 166 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:24,910 What? 167 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:29,150 I want you to take this. 168 00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:31,690 You're giving me cash? 169 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,220 Poker winnings. 170 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,540 Grandma, are you sure? Mom and Dad already said no. 171 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,180 Honey, that's their job. 172 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,520 They're your parents. 173 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,880 They've got to be stern, teach you discipline. 174 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,680 But I still don't understand why you're giving me the money. Because I want to. 175 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,880 You see, parents have to say no. 176 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:57,380 But grandparents get to say yes. 177 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:07,630 Grandma, how can I ever thank you? By painting my living room this Saturday. 178 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,930 Two coats. 179 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:18,690 Okay, 180 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,910 now let's bring her back to level, Mr. Urkel. 181 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,070 You're doing quite well. 182 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:38,190 I'm taking these lessons because the last time I was in a plane, the pilot 183 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,190 jumped out. 184 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,790 Can you believe that? 185 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,970 Of course, my pal Carol landed the plane. 186 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:48,750 So I made it to the Urkel reunion in time to see my cousin Festus Urkel play 187 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,090 feelings on Kelly Jock. 188 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:55,170 And I'll be filling them with tapioca puddings to get those warm... 13111