All language subtitles for Family Matters s06e09 Paradise Bluff

I don't know.

Oh, my, we're out of gas.

I'm such a mimmy.

Hey, wait.

Isn't this Paradise Bluff?

I suppose it is.

Well, this is the bluff.

Now let me show you why they call it...

paradise.

Look at all the pretty flowers.

I don't believe this.

I worked my cute little buns off to save
enough money to buy my own car so we

could have a romantic evening together.
And what's my reward?

You whisper another woman's name.

I'm sorry, Aunt.

Myra.

Look, Stephen.

We've been driving down the highway of
love now for quite a while.

And what a dandy drive it's been.

Yes, but we're still stuck in first
gear.

So? So it's time that we shifted into
second. I'm not satisfied with this

relationship. But I already told you I'm
willing to date you while I'm in love

with Laura.

Eat that. What more do you want, woman?

I want an emotional commitment.

I want to wear your science club pin.

But real but.

That would mean we're going steady.

Yes, it would.

I want to know where we're going with
this, Stephen.

I want to go steady, and I want an
answer soon.

Well, okay, good.

I'll go home and think about it.

Well, while you're thinking about it,
remember this.

It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real lovers in every scene.

You know, we gotta hurry up. You know,
yearly sales only come once a year.

Boy, you're sharp.

You got our ammunition?

I'd never leave home without it.

We're armed and dangerous.

Hey!

Wait, wait, wait a sec.

There's some barbecue recipes in this
magazine I want Carl to read.

Oh, good. Dad needs all the help he can
get.

Burgers and weenies. Weenies and
burgers. Let's face it.

The man's in a rut.

Well, maybe this will give him some new
ideas.

There's a love test in here, too.

You filled it out?

No. I got that magazine for Mildred at
the beauty shop.

Wow, Mildred's husband scored a ten.

Good for him.

Not really. They're scoring on one to a
hundred.

Hey, guys. Where are you two off to?
Shopping.

Again? You just went last spring.

Oh, Carl, I turned down a page on an
article I want you to read. Okay, I'll

a look at it. Bye.

Bye -bye.

Hey, rate your mate.

Is your partner a good lover?

Hey, Harriet filled out a quiz about our
love life.

Well, I think I'll take a little look
-see.

If your husband's sex drive were a mode
of transportation, it would be A, a

Ferrari, B,

a moped, C, a skateboard.

A skateboard.

Hey.

She marks C.

See me coming?

No, but I wouldn't mind seeing you
leaving.

Hey, baby.

You're all dressing up.

I don't remember us having a date. We
don't. I'm going out with Scott Baker.

Boy, it's a topsy -turvy world.

I'm going out with Myra, and I'm in love
with you.

in love with you.

Semantics.

Is there some reason you came over?

Well, how can I put this delicately?

Myra can't get enough of that sweet
Urkel stuff.

Oh.

Well, she's giving me an ultimatum.
Either we go steady or she's packing up

lemonade stand and moving on.

Well, Steve, you and Myra have been
seeing each other for over a year now,

right?

think that's a fair request.

Oh, I know, I know, but I just don't
know.

Well, what don't you know?

Well, what if I go steady with Myra?

I mean, you fall in love with me the
next day.

Well, there's no way that's ever going
to happen.

I just covered my booty.

Look, Steve, you know what your life has
been like with Myra?

Now, can you picture it without her?

Hmm.

I don't have to chew on that.

Can you chew on that at home?

Fair idea.

thought to what we talked about. You
know, us going steady.

Well, yes.

In fact, I'm so confused, I asked Laura
for advice.

Laura, what did this she -devil say?

Well, that she -devil is on your side.

I've always liked Laura.

Actually, Myra, Laura has something very
interesting to say.

picture my life without you.

Well, can you?

No.

Oh, goody, it's not so bad.

I also don't know if I can picture my
life without Laura.

That tramp.

I'm sorry, Myra, but I'm gonna need more
time.

I see.

Well, then take me home.

Oh, but lizard lips.

I paid the extra four bucks for that
center roof.

You go first.

No, no.

You go first.

Your brain is a national treasure.

No, no, no.

It's always ladies first.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'll shift my weight.

and shining suspenders.

Myra, when I was in that car, my life
flashed before me.

It was short and in black and white.

Was I in it?

Yes.

But so was Lara.

I saw her rejecting me over and over
again.

And I realized something.

I can spend my whole life chasing a
dream.

Or I can let a dream catch me.

Are you saying what I hope you're
saying?

Yes.

Myra, would you do me the honor of
wearing my science club pin?

Call the Winslow.

You got a second?

I have that, and hopefully some more.

Now, you know Carl better than anybody,
and he doesn't take criticism too well.

I need a diplomatic way of telling him
that his barbecuer needs help.

Well, you got to talk to him, because
his burgers are whack.

You want to talk to him for me? Uh -uh.

You married him. He's your baby now.

What's the matter, sugar? Did you miss
the ice cream truck again?

Mom.

Harriet took a Rachel May test in that
independent woman's magazine. I took the

same test.

Fletcher got a 98.

What did you get?

Numbers aren't important, mother.

Mom, I think that Harriet is
disappointed in me.

Then you've got to talk to her.

Don't keep it bottled up.

That's the worst thing you can do, love.

Thank you, Mom. Love you.

Hello,

Harriet.

Hi, Carl.

Harriet, I think that we need to talk.

Yeah, I want to talk to you about
something, too.

Okay, but I'll start.

Sweetheart, I read your magazine
article.

And if you had a problem, why didn't you
just come to me?

Oh, Carl, I'm sorry.

I was just trying to be helpful.

I thought it might be fun to try
something a little different.

Oh, so you're saying that I'm boring.

Not you, just your technique.

Harriet.

Well, what's the big deal? I talked it
over with Laura and she agrees.

You talked it over with Laura?

Sure, she's part of the family.

I was just about to do that.

once a week is pretty darn good
considering my back problem.

And besides, you could help, you know.

Well, I would, but you always want to be
in control.

I thought maybe if we got the act
together, we could invite the neighbors

Because Marge gave Ted the article and
he's cooking up a storm. You should

his burgers.

What's that supposed to mean?

What I said. You should taste his
burgers when he barbecues.

Barbecue?

We're talking about barbecue here?

Yeah. What did you think we were talking
about?

I thought that we were talking about
this.

Rachel, me?

I didn't fill this out. My hairdresser
did. I borrowed this from the beauty

shop. I wanted you to look at this
article on barbecue recipes.

I would tell Laura.

your score would have shot off the
charts.

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks, Harriet.

A man likes to hear that every now and
then.