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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,880 Mrs. Winslow? Is my bra strap showing? 2 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:22,420 Well, it isn't showing. 3 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,640 Come on in. 4 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:29,120 Is Laura ready for the party? 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,480 Yeah. Hold on a second. 6 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,200 Laura! 7 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,840 Maxie's here! 8 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,160 Coming! 9 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,280 Oh, girl! 10 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:42,720 That's a great dress. Can I borrow it sometime? 11 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,400 Sure. After I'm dead. 12 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,410 Bye, Mrs. Winslow. 13 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:52,449 Oh, Mom. 14 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:55,070 Huh? Can I stay out a little past curfew tonight? 15 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,530 Well, let me think. 16 00:00:56,730 --> 00:00:57,730 No. 17 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:02,750 Mom. Laura, why must we go through this every time you get ready to go out? 18 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:05,370 But, Mom, the party really doesn't get started until 11. 19 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,110 But your curfew's at 12. 20 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:10,070 Not a minute later. So party hardy for an hour. 21 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:16,090 Besides, bet your Maxine doesn't stay out past her curfew. 22 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,570 I don't have a curfew. 23 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:19,990 I don't care what Maxine does. 24 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:28,210 She's not my daughter. You are. And you're not staying out past curfew. End 25 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:29,210 story. 26 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:32,970 I love that young lady. 27 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:37,590 Wow. She is good. 28 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:55,660 It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper 29 00:01:55,660 --> 00:02:01,780 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even 30 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,040 harder to find. 31 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:10,060 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 32 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,020 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 33 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:38,870 Is everything all set? 34 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,210 What are you talking about? 35 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,970 Harriet, tonight, my new boss, Captain Savage, is coming for dinner. 36 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,110 Oh, honey, just relax. 37 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:49,050 Dinner's on the stove and everything is set. Okay, maybe you should go upstairs 38 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,050 and get dressed. 39 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:54,070 I am dressed. 40 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:56,550 And you look fantastic. 41 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,550 I'm sorry, honey. I'm just a little nervous tonight. 42 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:04,250 This dinner could be my ticket to a big promotion. 43 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,550 Honey, just relax. 44 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,360 Everything's going to be fine. 45 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Yeah, you're right. 46 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:13,880 I guess I should just relax and enjoy it. 47 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,700 Oh, my God, he's here. 48 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,040 He's here. 49 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,460 He's here. Okay. 50 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:21,780 Okay. 51 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,580 Well, 52 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,080 Captain, welcome to my humble abode. 53 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,960 I'd see it better from the inside. 54 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,800 Oh, yes, yes. Please, come inside, sir. Come inside. 55 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:47,460 Well... Nice digs, Winslow. 56 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,140 Thank you, Captain. 57 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,500 You're not on a take, are you? 58 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:01,800 Sir, may I say that I cannot tell you what a treat it is... No, make that an 59 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,340 honor. No, no, no. 60 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:06,900 Make that a privilege it is to have you join us for dinner. 61 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,130 Winslow, you're sucking up. Sorry, sir. 62 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:11,089 Don't be. 63 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:12,350 I like a good sucker -upper. 64 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:21,610 Harriet, this is Captain Savage. Captain Savage, this is my lovely wife, 65 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,490 Harriet. How do you do? Hello. 66 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,530 Savage? Yes, Savage. 67 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,230 Suits me, don't you think? 68 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:35,270 After all, I'm the roughest, toughest cop on the force. But please, call me by 69 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:36,270 my first name. 70 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,289 What's that? 71 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:38,290 Marion. 72 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:42,270 You're very pretty. 73 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,590 You must have married Carl when he was handsome. 74 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,310 Yes, I did. 75 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:02,610 Please, have a seat. 76 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:05,150 Here, I brought you to a gift. 77 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:09,950 Gorgonzola. Oh, he brought us cheese. 78 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:11,890 We love cheese. 79 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:14,190 Hey, what can I say? I consider it that way. 80 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:19,270 So, Captain Savage, is there a Mrs. Savage? 81 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:20,590 No way. 82 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:23,670 I couldn't settle down. I disappoint too many women. 83 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,030 I'm single by popular demand. 84 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,190 I have three passions in life. Women, work, and golf. 85 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,910 Golf. The sport of kings. 86 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:44,610 And captains. 87 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,010 You play golf, Winslow? 88 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,590 Do I play golf? 89 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,450 Do I play golf? 90 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:53,570 Everybody in the room who plays golf, raise your hands. 91 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:58,250 Go on, Harriet. Tell them how much I play golf. 92 00:05:58,550 --> 00:06:01,210 Oh, yes. He plays golf like I've never seen. 93 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,460 on back here and check on them down. 94 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:19,380 So, Winslow, what do you say we take in 18 holes with Dr. 95 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:26,120 Mark? Oh, gee, sir, I don't know. I'm having my putter re -putted. Oh, 96 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,180 Nonsense. I'll pick up at 8. 97 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,340 I'll be waiting outside at 7. 98 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,320 You know something? 99 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,420 Golf has made me thirsty. Who do I have to promote to get a drink around here? 100 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,700 Promote? 101 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,640 Welcome to the Chicago Chiefs. 102 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,440 Yes, it slipped my mind, sir. 103 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,080 Oh, I like the cut of his jib. 104 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,180 It's an unusually shaped jib, but I like it just the same. 105 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,760 You do, sir? 106 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:19,720 I cannot believe you showed up at the party. And looking like 107 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,720 that... 108 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:23,229 Trust me, young lady. 109 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,250 What I look like is the least of your worries. 110 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:27,770 How could you do this to me, Mom? 111 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:31,650 Do this to you? You know perfectly well you were supposed to be home by 112 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,710 midnight. Mom, I told you. I lost track of time. 113 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,890 Why are you freaking out like this? 114 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:41,650 Because we have rules, Laura. And as long as you're living under my rules, 115 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,770 better abide by them. 116 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:48,450 Mom, do you have any idea how humiliated I was tonight? 117 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:49,890 Everyone was staring. 118 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,840 None of... this would have happened if you had come home on time. Mom, none of 119 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,620 this would have happened if you just stopped treating me like a child. 120 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,040 Treating you like a child? 121 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,220 I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like a child. Now go to 122 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,660 bed. You're grounded for a month. 123 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,120 I'll never forgive you for this, Mom. 124 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Never. 125 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,650 Nothing like starting the day with a good hearty breakfast. 126 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,510 Thanks for treating, Winslow. 127 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,410 Hey, my pleasure, sir. 128 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:43,090 Especially since you forgot your wallet. Don't you just hate when that happens? 129 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:44,290 I sure do. 130 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,460 We insist. 131 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,190 That's one. 132 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,250 So, you want to go on to Chapter 12? 133 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:26,850 We don't have to. 134 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:31,830 You still mad at your mom? 135 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,310 What do you think? 136 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,150 I'll never live down what she did to me. 137 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,530 What did she do that was so bad? 138 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,090 You were there. 139 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:44,630 She had the nerve to yank me out of the party, and on top of that, she wore 140 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,630 curlers in a row. 141 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,770 Yeah, someday that'll be a funny story. 142 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,770 Not soon, though. 143 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,170 You are so lucky, Max. 144 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,090 Your mother never butts into your life. 145 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:09,010 Laura, you have no idea how lucky you are. 146 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:13,230 I got home at 3 a .m. from the party, and you know who was waiting up on me? 147 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:14,890 Who? No one. 148 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,600 No one was worrying about me or asking why I was so late. 149 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,740 No one cared, Laura. 150 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,380 No one cared at all. 151 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,840 You know, so instead of complaining so much about how mean your mother is, you 152 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,140 should appreciate the fact that she cares about you. 153 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:36,860 Because you know what? 154 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,040 I would trade places with you in a hot second. 155 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,060 It's your putt, Marion. 156 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,440 This place is like a jungle. Don't you ever mow this grass? 157 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:07,099 Carl, have 158 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:12,599 you noticed that Marion has been augmenting his luck all day? 159 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,060 Oh, yeah, I've noticed. 160 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,339 Well, what are you going to do about it? 161 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,280 Exactly what I've been doing. 162 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,099 Absolutely nothing. 163 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:22,700 My kidding's wrong. 164 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,740 Steve, who is he hurting? 165 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:30,040 I mean, look, Steve, if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you've just got 166 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040 to play along. 167 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:34,820 Well, I can understand a little butt -tissing at the dinner table, but this 168 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,860 revolting. Why, you've abandoned every strand of dignity. 169 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,900 Listen, Steve. 170 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,020 Hey, hey, hey. 171 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440 It's up to you. 172 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,300 Handle it the way you see fit. 173 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,880 After all, you're the one that's going to have to live with yourself. 174 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,400 It's closer than I thought. 175 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:03,380 Sir, I believe that you kicked your ball closer to the hole. 176 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:04,980 I did? 177 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,600 Well, yes, sir. 178 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:12,460 Actually, you know, your ball has moved several times today without the club 179 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,460 even touching it. 180 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,780 What are you saying, Winslow? 181 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:22,820 Well, sir, I'm saying that, well, that you're cheating, sir. 182 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040 I'm what? 183 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,540 Cheating, sir. 184 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,920 And I believe that that's wrong. 185 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,940 Sir, we are cops. 186 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,180 We're the good guys. 187 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,720 We are supposed to do what's right. 188 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,700 And we have a teenager with us. 189 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:44,380 Hey, if we don't do what's right, how can we expect the kids to do what's 190 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:49,140 I have been a golfer for 20 years, and no one has ever called me a cheater. 191 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,660 And I'm your superior officer. 192 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:55,540 I could bust you down to beat cops so fast it'll make your head swim. 193 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:56,900 I know, sir. 194 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,080 And you're still standing up to me? 195 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,640 Yes, sir. 196 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:06,780 I like that. 197 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,280 We need more honest cops on the force. 198 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,440 Cops with enough guts to tell their bosses when they're doing something 199 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,740 Well, thank you, sir. 200 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,020 Do it again and you're fired! Yes, sir. 201 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,280 Yes? You want to talk? 202 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,960 I'd like that. 203 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,480 Mom, I messed up big time. I'm so sorry I stayed out late. 204 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,859 You are? 205 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:46,860 Yeah. 206 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,660 I know why you came and got me. 207 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,060 You were worried about me, right? 208 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,100 Yes, I was. 209 00:19:55,180 --> 00:20:00,220 It's just that when you showed up sporting those curlers, I 210 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,240 wanted to die. 211 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,350 I don't blame you. 212 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:11,230 It's just that it was after 1 o 'clock, and I didn't know if you were still at 213 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:13,350 the party or hurt somewhere. 214 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,850 I didn't think about changing my clothes. 215 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,930 I just wanted to know that you were all right. 216 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,470 Well, if I had a 16 -year -old and I didn't know where she was at 1 in the 217 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,730 morning, I probably would have done the same thing. 218 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,330 Laura, are you growing up? 219 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,720 Tell you what, I'll talk to your father and see how he feels about extending 220 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,100 your curfew to 1230. 221 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,860 Thanks, Ma. 222 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,460 How about 1245? 223 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,420 Don't push it. 224 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,180 Tonight at 8, you voted, and now we're going to play your favorite Enterprise 225 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:17,060 episode leading up to the Out of This World season finale on Star Trek 226 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:22,540 Enterprise. Then at 9, it's a special encore of America's Next Top Model. Now 227 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,900 stay tuned for Family Matters coming up next on UPN 27. 15949