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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:10,879 He's at the ten. 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,760 He's at the five. 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,280 He's at the concession stand. 4 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,540 Mom, come on. I'm Emmett Smith. 5 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:20,860 I just scored a touchdown. 6 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:22,980 Yeah, but I'm calling it back for holding. 7 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,160 Holding? 8 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,680 Honey, that was upstairs. 9 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,480 Oh, honey, you look great. 10 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:39,949 Thank you. 11 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:42,430 I'm the perfect cat woman. 12 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:43,890 Meow. 13 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:47,670 Hi, guys. 14 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:52,070 I'm these twins. What a great costume. 15 00:00:52,350 --> 00:00:53,350 Thank you. 16 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:56,010 Eddie, what if you meet a pretty girl at the party? 17 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:57,430 No problem, Dad. 18 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,100 in the 1920s. Yeah, back when she was little. 19 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,200 Let's move it before all the candy's gone. 20 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,420 Okay, grab your bag. 21 00:01:54,640 --> 00:02:00,860 much for trick -or -treating oh come on mom we can still go oh no way richie 22 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:05,480 it's pouring and there's a blackout only a crazy fool would be out on a night 23 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,120 like tonight trick -or -treat 24 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:31,760 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 25 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:37,880 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even 26 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,180 harder to find. 27 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:46,160 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 28 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,060 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 29 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,660 What are you doing out in weather like this? 30 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,160 Getting wet. 31 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:26,180 So, who are you supposed to be? 32 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,120 Well, listen, Matthews. 33 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,100 Sam Donaldson. 34 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:39,940 Gene, if we can't go out, this is gonna be the worst Halloween ever. 35 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,520 Oh, sweetie. 36 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,760 There's more to Halloween than trick -or -treat. 37 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:45,290 Hey, I got an idea. 38 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:48,390 Let's play Pass the Ghost Story. 39 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:49,610 Sounds like fun. 40 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:50,950 I'll start. 41 00:03:54,770 --> 00:04:00,450 It was a dark and stormy night. 42 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:12,130 In a creepy old castle. This castle was the home of the tall, dark, 43 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:18,390 handsome. Fearless and dynamic Count von Winslow. 44 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:30,310 The Count was very popular. In fact, the peasants all worshipped him. 45 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,950 Hey, Count, we worship you. 46 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:43,900 The Count was all... Also, the world's greatest swordsman. 47 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:53,680 And then, something incredible happened. 48 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:55,820 Take it, Harriet. 49 00:04:56,980 --> 00:05:00,640 Uh, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, the Count's wife. 50 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:01,860 The Countess? 51 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,580 She came down the stairs. 52 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:19,790 She was not only a knockout. She was the woman who ran the castle. 53 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,750 The brains of the family. 54 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:23,330 Brains of the family? 55 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,690 Hey, I'm running this whole castle by myself. 56 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,930 The Frankensteins have help. 57 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:31,230 I should have married a doctor. 58 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,730 And the peasant loved her, too. 59 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:52,970 The most frightening thing was the fact that Count Von Winslow and his wife were 60 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,570 both vampires. 61 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,210 Yes, 62 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:08,930 the Von 63 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:10,530 Winslows were vampires. 64 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:15,990 The undead. The thing that kept them nourished was blood. 65 00:06:20,829 --> 00:06:23,370 Suddenly, a bat flew into the room. 66 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,030 Oh, hi, fangsters. 67 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,010 Well, mother, how good it is to see you. 68 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,970 Thank you, sugar fangs. 69 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:39,550 Can you stay for dinner? 70 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:43,370 Oh, no. I've got a hot date. I'm seeing a younger man. 71 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:44,670 Oh, really? 72 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,870 Yeah. He couldn't be a day over 400. 73 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,300 fun, Mother. I always do. 74 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,680 Now keep my coffin warm. 75 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:07,280 Take it, Eddie. All of a 76 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:13,940 sudden, down the stairs came Devon Winslow's incredibly handsome 77 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,400 teen heartthrob son. 78 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,420 Like many teenagers, he rebels. 79 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:23,700 And he refused to be a vampire. 80 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:31,860 Son, I don't understand you. You don't roam around at night. You don't 81 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:35,300 the townspeople. And you don't use your torture chamber. 82 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:40,220 Dad, what makes you happy doesn't necessarily make me happy. 83 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,620 Oh, this modern -day faking. 84 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:48,680 They were gonna argue some more. But then, suddenly... 85 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,050 There was a knock at the door. 86 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,190 Someone's at the door. 87 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,210 Take it, Steve. 88 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:04,630 Standing there was Sir Stephen, the royal Duke of Britain, the world's 89 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:08,070 handsomest, and most eligible bachelor. 90 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:23,510 to bother you. 91 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:28,370 But I'm Sir Stephen, the royal duke of Urquhart. 92 00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:34,309 My carriage broke. 93 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:36,070 Can I stay the night? 94 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:38,309 Of course. 95 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,429 We'd love to have you for dinner. 96 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,430 Why, thank you. 97 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,530 Now, what about my horse? 98 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:49,130 He won't fit at the table. 99 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,120 I'll fix your carriage for you. 100 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,520 Why, thank you. And then I'll test drive it into town. 101 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,880 My, what a lovely home you have. 102 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:16,680 I simply love how you've mixed the 10th century stuff with the modern. 103 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:22,960 Well, I must admit I stole some ideas from Better Homes and Dungeons. 104 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:15,470 The guy who showed up for that bell ring was their faithful butler, Valdo. 105 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,090 Ah, Valdo. 106 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:20,750 There you are. 107 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,470 Where have you been all day? 108 00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:23,710 Doing my laundry. 109 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,290 I ran my socks through the wringer. 110 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,630 Next time, I'll take them off first. 111 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,650 Valdo, would you please show our guest his room? 112 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,070 You got it. 113 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,010 Well, it depends on how long it takes us to find a victim. 114 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,530 I mean a chicken. 115 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:51,930 You can go now. 116 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:54,270 No, I can't. 117 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:55,470 Why not? 118 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:57,030 You're standing on my foot. 119 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Take it, Laura. 120 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,020 The royal duke checked out the room. 121 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,980 He looked under the bed. 122 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,780 He looked out the window. 123 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,520 Then he played a song on his armpit. 124 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,280 Then he hung his cape on the wall. 125 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,390 ghost story is really fun. 126 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,850 What happens next? 127 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:17,370 Well, Laura, the lovely, sweet peasant girl, explains to Sir Stephen, the royal 128 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,390 duke of Urkel, how she wound up chained to a castle wall. 129 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:25,130 My carriage broke down and I was invited to stay the night. 130 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,870 That was three weeks ago. 131 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:29,910 Boy, don't you just hate it when that happens? 132 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:33,250 Both carriage mechanics tell you it's going to be done in one day, and then 133 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,950 three weeks later, you're still waiting. 134 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,109 Don't drink the wine. 135 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,250 Why? Is it a bad year? 136 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:52,170 No. They'll drug you, suck out all your blood, and then mess up your hair. 137 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,400 Now it's my turn. 138 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,360 Just then, the Countess's sister entered the room. 139 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,640 Her younger sister. 140 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:40,800 She was a sultry victim with a pair of fangs that could knock a man's eyes out. 141 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:49,760 She worked in town as a torch singer, and the peasants loved her. 142 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,910 Be careful. This is the one with the drugs in it. 143 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:32,470 Sir Stephen, do you like this painting we just recently plundered? 144 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:09,190 Tell me, Sir Stephen, do they have armor like that in your country? 145 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,430 I am thirsty for blood. 146 00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,210 the greatest swordsman in the world. 147 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:09,850 Watch. 148 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600 Enough of these tricks. 149 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,080 Tricks are for kids. 150 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,440 Tricks. And Perry. 151 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,800 My firms don't scare me. 152 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480 Say it, Rob. 153 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,210 Let me see. 154 00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,630 Don't drink the wine. Check. 155 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,310 Kill the vampires. 156 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,470 Check. 157 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,630 Save the girl. 158 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,510 Be gentle. 159 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,510 And so, Sir Stephen prevailed. 160 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:37,870 He won the fair lady and he vanquished the vampire. 161 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,070 Or did he? 162 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:53,010 And so, the handsome Sir Stephen and the lovely Laura got married and had 163 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,470 four boys and two girls. 164 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,450 You can get some trick -or -treat time in, little guy. 165 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,749 No way. 166 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,130 Uncle Carl, can we tell another pass -the -go story? 167 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:14,510 Sure. 168 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:17,530 I'll start. 169 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:23,350 It was a sunny day when Grandma came to visit her family. 170 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:25,290 Hey, that's not scary. 171 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:26,649 Oh, yeah? 172 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,930 You haven't seen my Grandma. 11816