All language subtitles for Family Matters s06e05 Beta Chi Guy

Man, I still can't believe I'm going to
the culinary cook -off in Skokie.

I guess dreams do come true.

Waldo, if you cook this dish, you is
shoo -in for first place.

Wow. Me, Waldo Geraldo Faldo. A little
nobody from nowhere winning a golden

spatula. It can happen.

You're a great cook, Waldo.

Well, you know about these competitions.

It all depends on how I look in a
bathing suit.

Thank you.

You all packed?

Yep, ready to go.

Dude!

Good luck in Skunky, Waldo. Break an
egg.

Thanks.

Have a good trip, Waldo.

Yeah. While I'm gone, no soaking your
socks in my crock pot.

Hey, Steve, thanks for picking up my dry
cleaning.

Ah, no biggie. I would have been here
sooner, but I got... caught in traffic

when I returned your video.

Oh, thanks, buddy.

By the way, you forgot to rewind again.

They yelled at me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Steve.

You know, you're a great friend.

Gee, thanks, Al.

Maxing and relaxing, styling and
profiling.

I'm Harry.

Steve Urkel here.

I'm not in college yet, but when I get
there, I hope my voice drops enough.

That's the least of your problems.

Well,

so, Winslow.

Oh, thanks for lending me your car.

My Porsche is finally out of the shop.

Hey, any time.

Now I can tell everybody I lent my car
to a member of Beta Chi. The president

Beta... Betakai?

Listen,

Winslow, we're recruiting some new frat
members this semester.

Yes, I'd love to. Thank you. Not so
fast. The other members of Betakai have

meet you.

I would invite you to the frat house for
one of our parties, but we're under a

30 -day probation.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard about
that. In hindsight, I believe that

inviting the dean's wife was a boo -boo.

Well, listen, if you got... If you guys
want to party, you can use my place.

Really?

Let's see.

Well, okay then. It's on. Saturday
night, 8 o 'clock.

We'll bring everything.

Including the girls.

That sounds great.

Hey, I'll pop for a case of soda.

Good news on the newspaper page. And
love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to
find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of every scene.

Miss out.

Hello, hello.

Yes, I'd like to order the helmet that
roasts and dispenses peanuts.

Yes, yes. Oh, yes, it is a classic.

Yes. The name is Carl Otis Winslow.

That's right.

Yes,

the initials spell cow.

Yes, just charge it to my account.

Hey, don't I get a free bag of peanuts
with that order?

Okay, just checking. Uh -huh.

TV shop -a -thon.

Junk?

Junk?

You call hot roasted peanuts fresh out
of a football helmet junk?

Yes, I do. I bet that thing will break
in less than a month.

Harriet, it has a 30 -day money -back
guarantee. If it breaks, I'll just send

back. In the meantime, I get to use it
for free.

Oops, my cookies are ready.

Cookies? Hey, maybe I should order the
matching Chicago Bears helmet cookie

watch some cartoons.

Okay.

Wait. Look at that.

Item number 124. A child's 10 -speed
mountain bike.

Purple and black with electric horn and
water bottle.

Man,

that bike is fat.

Ready for 30 days.

have asked me to join, but I'm kind of
leaning toward this one.

Oh!

Can I get you a soda?

Sure, baby.

Thanks. All right, now, don't you be
going too long.

No, I'm going to go get that soda.

Man,

I'm going to like being a member of this
fraternity. Hey, it's got its

advantages. images from...

Tumbler Party's been out of style years
ago.

Wow.

Well, a super cool dude like me could
bring him back single -handedly.

Excuse me, Al, but I got a single to
mingle.

of you lovelies like to trick the light
fantastic?

Tango, Mamaw, Wubbadoo?

Huh? Good.

I'm probably too much man for her.

to eat to mix with mango and papayas.

Take it easy, baby.

Your supper is over.

Wait a minute.

I'm the one that got the soda.

Yeah, baby, but you see, you get the
next two dances.

the harsh prince nerd maybe but listen
up hanging with a guy like that can

damage our rep what are you saying love
simple either he leaves or we leave

right now or maybe being a member of
banger kai isn't that important to you

bit too much.

Look, some of the Pratt brothers don't
think you fit in.

They want you to leave.

But this is your pad, Edo.

Ergo, your party.

And I know you, Edo. You will never
yield to brute pressure.

Right?

Look, I'm sorry, Steve, but I want you
to leave, too.

I see.

I'm embarrassing you, Pieda.

Don't worry.

I won't embarrass you anymore, you know.

I'll leave and I will never come back.

since you moved out.

You guys are just jealous because you
don't have my healthy appetite.

I guess you had a healthy appetite the
time you ate a cookie magnet.

That's okay, son. You're still a member
of this family and everything we have is

yours with one exception.

I could use some extra cash. That's the
exception.

Well, how's the big man on campus?

For your information,

I've been asked to pledge Beta Chi.

Isn't Beta Chi that really cool
fraternity with all the good -looking

Yep.

I wonder what they want with you.

You better watch it, or else I won't
introduce you to any of them when you

to college.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really glad for you,
Eddie, you know, getting into such a

cool fraternity.

Thanks, Laura.

And all it cost you was your best
friend.

Steve told you, huh?

He didn't have to.

I could hear him sobbing from his
sensory deprivation tank.

Look, Laura, I can't help what happened.

Steve is still in high school.

I'm in college now. I'm into a whole new
social thing.

Steve wanted to tag along and I had to
cut the cord.

Look, Eddie, I know Steve is irritating,
but he has feelings just like anybody

else.

He's been a good friend to all of us.

Especially you, Eddie.

But Laura... He idolizes you.

Like, you remember the time you broke
your tennis racket then you gave it to

Steve? Yeah.

He bronzed that broken tennis racket,
Eddie. And he keeps it in his family's

safe deposit box.

Wow. He acted like you had given him
gold.

has everything you've ever given him do
you really want to write him off as a

friend the one person in this whole
world that thinks that much of you

oh

carl thank you So much for picking me
up. I tell you, I could not have made it

another day.

What the?

Who? Who the?

Where? Where?

Huh?

Who goes there?

We go there.

And you?

Come here.

Where did all of this stuff come from?

The TV shop or something.

How did you pay for it? We didn't have
to pay for it. We put it on Uncle Carl's

account.

Little G.

I think I hear your mother calling you.

I don't hear anything.

Listen again.

Honey, what you did was wrong.

Yeah, I'm going to have to pay for all
of this stuff.

No, you're not.

I'm not?

Uh -uh. We'll just do the same thing
you're doing with the peanut helmet.

What's Uncle Carl doing with the peanut
helmet?

Well, he's going to use it for 30 days,
then send it back.

That's what we're going to do with these
toys.

Look, you're old enough to learn an
important lesson here. Now, just because

your Uncle Carl goes out and does
something doesn't mean that you have to

bonehead, too.

Richie, I was going to return the helmet
only if it broke.

I can break this stuff.

That's not the point.

It's wrong to try to get something for
free.

That's right, Richie. And I hope you
learned your lesson, young man.

I did.

Hey, I learned a lesson, too.

What?

I learned to be very careful what I say
when I'm around you.

Winslow, am I disturbing you?

I was just studying.

Come on in.

You want some popcorn?

Oh, no, thanks. I can't stay long. I
just wanted to drop off this.

We voted last night. Congratulations.

You're in. Oh, great.

Great.

It's really great.

You don't sound like it's great.

Oh, no, I'm happy.

It's just that I've been feeling kind of
bad about what happened at the party.

So Jackson threw up on one of your
neighbors. We were just having fun.

No, man.

I've been feeling bad about Steve Urkel.
The nerd? Who cares about him?

I care about him.

Steve Urkel's been my friend for a lot
of years.

Hey, Earth to Eddie, he's a loser, a
social leper, a geekmeister.

Look, Steve has always been there for
me.

Through happy times, bad times, he's
been there.

Steve Urkel is loyal.

And when I really think about it, he's
one of the best friends I've ever had in

my whole life.

It's very touching.

But Steve Urkel is the exact opposite of
everything Beta Chi stands for. Now you

can either hang with us or nerds like
Steve take your pick.

That's an easy decision, Lyle. I thought
so.

I'll hang with Steve.

You regret this, Winslow.

Just my beta capital.

Well, if it isn't Toga Boy.

Now, is that your face or did your neck
throw up?

Steve, how long you been out here?