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Well, that's the last of it. I'm all packed and ready to go.

Edward, you're finally leaving the nest.

But there's something I want you to know, son.

This is your house.

Your sanctuary, Edward.

And if things get tough for you out there on your own... Yeah, Dad?

There's no way you're moving back in.

Oh, I'm gonna miss you, Dad.

Hey, you're going to get in your new place, and the last thing that's going

be on your mind is your old dad.

Now come here and give your mama a hug goodbye.

Oh, Mom, you okay?

I'm fine, Eddie.

Oh,

Mama. Harriet.

Did you remember to pack your galoshes?

Mom, it's August.

Besides, I mean, I'm moving into my own apartment today and going to college.

I'm not a little boy anymore, Mom.

I'm a man.

Hey, Eddie, you forgot your nightlight.

Thanks.

It's a rare condition this day and age.

To read any good news on the newspaper page.

And love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every scene.

It's the bigger love of the family.

Well,

we did it.

We always said that one day we'd have a place together, and here we are.

Yeah, cool.

Yeah,

boy.

Things are going to be different now.

We're on our own.

Masters of our own lives.

Yeah. We can stay up as late as we want. Yeah. We can sleep in as late as we

want. Yeah.

And if we won't, we can live off of pizza and Twinkies.

Hey, I thought you said things were going to be different.

Well, anyway, things couldn't be better.

Ain't it the truth?

Lookie here. My first piece of mail.

Oh?

Yep, and I didn't even fill out a change of address card.

Wow.

How'd they find me so fast?

Because there's only one Waldo.

That's true.

No, there's another Waldo, but people can't seem to find him.

Well, what's important now is that the babes find us.

Speak for yourself.

Max and I have dropped out of the dating rat race.

We now do the going steady love bird power walk.

Who's there?

It's me.

It's me who?

The walls stand.

It happens to hold up the ceiling.

This is just one of our three places.

The place on the lake is being remodeled and the penthouse is an escrow. Ooh, a

penthouse? Yeah.

Hey, Waldo, come here. Meet some new friends of mine.

Hi, Waldo.

I'm Kim Finney.

Wow. Are you in a relationship with Pam Basinger?

No. Well, the resemblance in your names is striking.

Spears. Hi, Waldo.

Your roommate is so nice. He fixed a flat tire for us.

Oh, well, a gentleman always helps ladies in distress.

Hi, I'm Waldo Geraldo Faldo, and I'm spoken for, so you both can keep your

painted fingers off of me.

You're funny.

And it's so nice to meet a guy who's into being faithful. Yeah. Oh, that's

we both are.

Unfortunately, I'm still searching for that one special girl I want to save

myself for.

One girl?

I thought you said you wanted to date as many... Excuse us.

Hey, Waldo.

You said two more places at the table.

Hold the phone.

Are those tootsies there for dinner?

Yeah.

You got a problem with that?

Yes, I do.

You stroll in with two lovelies when you know darn well I'm going steady with

Max.

What's the big deal?

Just throw some more in the pot.

Throw more in the pot?

Throw more in the pot?

This isn't a chuck wagon.

I made ratatouille for two.

Now that it's four people, I have to make Ratatatouille.

Waldo. And if they bring people, I have to make Ratatatatatouille.

Waldo, you're overreacting.

Well, can you blame me? If you mess with Ratatouille, it'll go kablooey.

But I'll see what I can do.

If you ladies will excuse me, I'll change into a clean shirt.

I'll miss you.

So, you gals go to Eddie's college?

College?

Eddie said he was a doctor.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He goes back to teach.

Well, that's probably for me. I get mail now.

Hi, dimple face.

Who are they?

Oh, just a couple of honeys Eddie brought home for dinner.

You're having dinner with these girls?

Well, yeah, but... When you're supposed to be going steady with me?

Well, yeah, but... You know, I was bringing you this housewarming present,

things look plenty warm in here already.

Boy, it didn't take long, did it?

You've been here for a day, and I find you with two women?

But, Max.

We're through, Waldo.

Wait, Max. Come back.

How about some chai?

Ah, gee.

Ah, gee.

Ah, gee.

Hey, I'm easy. How about some baby face?

a tasty treat.

Thanks for sharing that.

Bye.

Now you run along and I'll be down here waiting while you make yourself purdy

for me.

Ooh, tell me, baby.

Oh, well, it's not just the guy. Hey, Steve.

What you got there?

Same thing I have every Friday.

Two pizzas for me and Eddie who isn't here anymore.

Steve, you really don't have to. Oh, yes, I do. Now, I'm as pleased as punch

spend time with my top cop pop.

And speaking of pop, I'll go grab us some.

Now, don't blow your top. Have a sody pop.

Now, I dropped one of them, but I can't remember which.

That's it.

I went to the fridge. I went nasty.

I pulled it out.

think I miss Eddie so much.

That's exactly how I feel.

That's okay, Carl.

That's how a good father is supposed to feel when his son goes to college.

And I happen to know that Anno misses you, too. He told me himself.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thanks, Steve.

I really appreciate that.

Hey, Carl.

We just shared a warm, fussy moment.

You celebrated your two -week anniversary?

Yeah. Oh.

I know that sounds silly, especially since our three -week anniversary can

been more than a week away.

I don't believe this.

I think it's wonderful to see a man in touch with his feelings.

You know, my ex -boyfriend called me last week.

Maybe I should pay his bail.

Give him another chance.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.

Now, let's not lose our heads here. I mean, you got to know when to move on.

That train has left the station and a shiny new one's rolling in.

All aboard, baby.

You know, I am beginning to believe you are not the gentleman we thought you

were.

I'm beginning to think that you invited us here so that you could put the moves

on us. Why?

I would never.

But if I did, would it work?

That's it. We're out of here.

Whoa, whoa.

Look, you got me all wrong.

I mean, I could be sensitive, too.

I can cry.

We're going to drive right over to Maxine's, and we're going to straighten

whole thing out, okay?

Come on, Waldo.

We'll take care of you.

Gee, you're a couple of swell tomatoes.

Wait a minute.

What about me?

You, you, you.

That's your problem, Eddie.

All you think about is you.

You coming to bed?

Oh, yeah. In a while, sweetheart.

Honey, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

No, you're not.

What makes you say that?

There's still cookies on that plate.

Harriet, I miss my son.

I know.

I do, too.

The years went by too fast.

You know, I thought I could handle this.

But I can't.

I mean, my wallet is full, I have food in the fridge, and there's no rap music

blasting.

Why am I so miserable?

Remember when we bought Eddie his first two -wheeler?

Yeah.

A red Huffy with long streamers and a bell that rang constantly.

Remember how you felt when you took your hands off the handlebars and laid them

right alone for the very first time?

Yeah.

I was proud.

Scared.

Do you remember what happened?

Yep.

You ran into a tree, fell down, and screamed like a banshee.

And what did you do, Carl?

I ran to him, picked him up, and I hugged him.

Think about it, Carl.

A lot of years have gone by, but everything is still the same.

Eddie's peddling off on his own again.

But if he should happen to fall, his daddy will still be there to pick him up

and give him a hug.

Right?

You know something, Mrs. Winslow?

I love you.

I don't blame you, Carl.