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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,440 It's the Gospel of Music with Jeff. 2 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:13,160 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,920 page and love and predictions of the grand design. 4 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:20,660 Some people say it's even harder to find. 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:27,500 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,520 It's all I see is a tower of dreams. 7 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:35,800 Real lovers in every scene. 8 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:44,200 It's the bigger love of the family. 9 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,720 Hey, Waldo. What's up? Who do you think is the toughest wrestler? 10 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:00,050 You mean other than my mom? 11 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:03,890 Hurricane Al. 12 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,450 He's not that tough. 13 00:01:05,770 --> 00:01:06,429 Oh, yeah? 14 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:08,470 He got shot once and didn't know it for two days. 15 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,730 That's not tough. That's stupid. 16 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:13,710 Hey, don't tell me about stupid. 17 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:14,950 I know stupid. 18 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:16,630 I've made stupid an art form. 19 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:21,350 Hey, guys. 20 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:22,530 Want to watch some, too? 21 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:23,830 Sure. 22 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,310 Thanks. 23 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,880 Should have bought one for yourself. 24 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:36,980 Hey. 25 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,960 I know that guy. 26 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,640 Who? That's Lyle Hopkins. 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,660 You know one of the Psycho Twins? 28 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:46,120 The Psycho Twins? Who are the Psycho Twins? 29 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,480 Just the top tag team wrestlers in the whole world, that's all. 30 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,320 Well, Lyle and I went to high school together. 31 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,560 Get out of here. 32 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:57,120 Hey, don't tell your father to get out. 33 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:58,480 For goodness sake, show some respect. 34 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,440 You can stay, Mr. Winslow. 35 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:05,720 Lyle and I were on the wrestling team. 36 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,240 We used to practice together. 37 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:12,520 Hey, Dad, the Psycho Twins are defending their title or not on WrestleRama. 38 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:16,300 You should go on down to the studio and pay your old buddy a visit. 39 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,260 Maybe I should. 40 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,860 Then you should take your beloved son with you. 41 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,880 Ooh, can I come too? Please? 42 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:25,360 For me, it would be like meeting the Pope, only more religious. 43 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,160 You can come, Waldo. Yeah. 44 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:30,700 Hey. 45 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,440 Do it. 46 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,280 Oh, 47 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:50,700 big guy, don't stand 48 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,080 behind the door. You could get hurt. 49 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,400 Goodbye, Steve. 50 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,020 No. 51 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,300 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 52 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,660 It's nose juice, my herbal, all -natural cure for insomnia. 53 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,120 Good for you, Urkel. Ever since Russia broke up, there's been lots of fighting 54 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,120 and insomnia. 55 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,320 that something you want to tell your Aunt Harriet? 56 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:50,800 Uh, yeah. 57 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,200 Nice blouse. 58 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,200 Richie. 59 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,200 Uh, what's going on here? 60 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,960 I told a lie to my teacher. 61 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,720 Oh, Richie, you know better than that. 62 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,820 Well, it was just a little lie. 63 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,520 Little? You told Mrs. 64 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:15,460 Grossbacher that you didn't have your homework because it blew out of an open 65 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,839 window. Is that going to happen? 66 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,800 But then he told her an eagle picked it up and flew to Germany with it. 67 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,700 You should have quit while you were ahead. 68 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:50,610 Professional wrestling ring. 69 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,810 Mom never made it to the big time. 70 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:58,790 Hey, Lyle. 71 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:00,130 Come on, let's go. 72 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,310 Girl, 73 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:09,290 I haven't seen you since high school. 74 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,630 How you doing, man? I'm doing fine, man. You're doing terrific. 75 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:17,150 I always knew you'd make it big. Well, I was always big. I just had to make it. 76 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,620 Remember that time we took those two girls in a... Uh, uh, uh, uh, lie, lie, 77 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:26,339 lie, lie. 78 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:27,580 This is my son, Edward. 79 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:32,220 Hey, yo, I wish I could hear the rest of that story. I wish I could remember it. 80 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:37,760 Oh, and these are his friends, Steve and Waldo. Hey, guys. 81 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,440 Sorry. 82 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:41,860 It didn't hurt. 83 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,960 Wow, a psycho twin pressed my flesh. 84 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,280 Sir, would you do me the honor of autographing my boxer shorts? 85 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:55,410 Or if you're too busy now, I can leave them with you and you can mail them back 86 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,389 to me. 87 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,550 I got a better idea. 88 00:05:57,970 --> 00:06:00,770 Why don't you guys come back tonight and I'll give you front row seats to our 89 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:01,850 championship match. 90 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:04,350 Thank you, sir. Be right back. Where you going? 91 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:06,910 To the bathroom. I gave myself a wedgie. 92 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,750 You haven't changed. You are still a great guy. 93 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,070 We'll see you tonight. 94 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:14,090 All right, Carl. 95 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,530 Hey, guys. 96 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:20,570 Let's kill some time by grabbing some dinner, huh? 97 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,170 Some kind of juice tastes good. 98 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,080 That's what was in here? 99 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:14,200 What? The psycho twins guzzled this down, and now they're in the locker room 100 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,340 sleeping like babies. 101 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,860 The big one's sucking his thumb. 102 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:20,619 Uh -oh. 103 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:23,680 Those sucking cocks was an overbite. Just ask my Uncle Bieber face. 104 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,280 Just how much did they drink? 105 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,940 The whole bottle. 106 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,340 Oh, my. 107 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,660 Why, my snooze juice was highly concentrated. 108 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:33,619 Oh, yeah? 109 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,740 Well, I can't wait to psych those out. How long are they going to be out? 110 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:43,800 It's 7 .20, so they should be sleeping until Thursday. 111 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,580 We're on the air in ten minutes. 112 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,260 Whoa, that's way before Thursday. 113 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:59,680 Look, if I don't deliver the psycho twins, I'll get sued. And if I get sued, 114 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,680 guys get sued. 115 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,700 I'm going to call my lawyer. 116 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:08,400 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Take it easy here 117 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,820 now. Look, I know that this is an unfortunate accident, and we'd love to 118 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,820 you out here, but let's be reasonable. 119 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,540 What could we possibly do? 120 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,930 Fishwhackers look a little line on the bush and heavy on the whackers. 121 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:15,950 The second one of those glandular mutants touches me, I'm taking a dive. 122 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:19,350 Steve, you don't have to. Lou spoke to the guys. 123 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:22,610 He filled them in. They know we're not real wrestlers. They're going to make us 124 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,610 look great. 125 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:30,410 Well, do you mean to tell me I get to pummel big guys and they won't pummel me 126 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:31,570 back? That's right. 127 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:36,940 Wow. I can't believe this. My father's actually gonna fight a professional 128 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:37,960 wrestler. Yeah. 129 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,340 Hey, after the match, you think I could ride with him in the ambulance? 130 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,480 Listen up! 131 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,660 Only one wrestler from each team is allowed in the ring at one time. 132 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:55,120 Now, you're not allowed to come in the ring unless you tag your partner first. 133 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:56,900 You got it? 134 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,100 Yeah! 135 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:45,100 Those psycho imps will be ground check when the Bushwhackers get their mojo 136 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100 working. 137 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:50,280 Richie, why aren't you doing your homework? 138 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,200 Oh, I'm watching Uncle Carl and Uncle Steve wrestle in the Bushwhackers. 139 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:58,400 Richie, they went to the wrestling match. They're not in the wrestling 140 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,620 Sure they are. They're the psycho twins and they're kicking butt. 141 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:06,040 All right, that does it. I've warned you about lying. Now I'm going to have to 142 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,040 have a serious talk with... 143 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,490 That's right. 144 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,510 But I sure wish you were. 145 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:39,330 Wow. You must be so proud of your father, then. 146 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,790 Fudge! Break loose! 147 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,290 Kill him! 148 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,070 Remove his bloody face off! 149 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,530 Hey, mate. 150 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,190 Don't you smudge off his feet. 151 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,770 You ain't doing too bloody bad. 152 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,790 Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Bushwacker. 153 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,890 Call me Luke, mate. And what do you folks do for a job? 154 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:03,070 Oh, well, actually, I'm a student. But my compadre here, well, he's a cop. A 155 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,070 what? 156 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:10,230 A cop, a fuzz, a flatfoot, a bobby, a chandong. 157 00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,970 My brother and me, we hate cops. 158 00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:18,030 Oh, well, how come? 159 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,450 My mother was arrested by a cop. 160 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:21,868 last night. 161 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:22,848 All right. 162 00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:24,470 They couldn't catch her to them. 163 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,480 Your dad makes it look so real. 164 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,080 Yo, we got some back. 165 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,500 Steve, everything was going just fine until you blabbed that I was a cop. 166 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:20,400 Well, Carl, this whole ugly debacle would have never happened had you not 167 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,660 dragged me down to that palace of pain. 168 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,580 Steve, ooh, ow. 169 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:30,320 The real psycho twins would have still been in the ring wrestling if it wasn't 170 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,800 for your stupid sleepy juice. 171 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,180 Stop! 172 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:34,780 No juice! 173 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,040 Don't tell me. He wants to sue me for all the damages caused by the riot. 174 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,920 Nope. It seems that you and Steve were a big hit. He wants you back in the ring 175 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,920 again tomorrow night. 176 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,060 What? 177 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,179 No way. 178 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,100 He wants you to wrestle the nurses. I'll be there. 12757