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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Only season begins. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:05,000 Kyle X Y. 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,920 Tomorrow at 8, 7 central. Only on ABC Family. 4 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,740 A new kind of family. 5 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,680 What is with the getup? 6 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:39,180 Don't you remember? 7 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:43,460 We're supposed to go skydiving. So slap on your shoe and let's boogie. 8 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:46,680 Wait a minute. 9 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,780 I never promised you that we'd go skydiving. 10 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,180 Oh, sure you did. 11 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,260 Let's see. I've got it right here. 12 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,880 Here it is. 13 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,900 February 3rd, 1986. 14 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,400 I asked you when you'd like to go skydiving with me. 15 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:05,850 And you say they'll get back to you in eight years. 16 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,550 Well, today's the big day. 17 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:15,370 Steve, I only said that to get you out of the house. 18 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:16,610 I don't care. 19 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:17,950 A promise is a promise. 20 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,510 Well, Steve, I would have promised anything at that time. 21 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:23,290 Scuba diving, bull riding. 22 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:24,570 Uh -uh -uh. 23 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,670 Let's see here. 24 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:28,790 We got back here, too. 25 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:42,450 I'll be square. 26 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:48,570 Well, I see I'm going to have to go back to the old tried and true way of 27 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:49,570 getting rid of you. 28 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,750 Well, what's that? 29 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,010 Get out! 30 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:56,030 Oh, come on, big guy. I cut for a sister. 31 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:58,970 Join me in a wild free fall from 10 ,000 feet. 32 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,170 Steve. Yeah, we'll see. 33 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:12,700 Good news on the newspaper page. And love and predictions of the grand 34 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,300 Some people say it's even harder to find. 35 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:23,420 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 36 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,380 This is all I see. 37 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,680 But it can't buy. 38 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,220 For everything else, there's MasterCard. 39 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:00,880 Ah. 40 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 Ah. 41 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:07,960 Hi -dee -ho, big guy. 42 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,680 What's the hams, Pants? 43 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,400 What's wrong, Steve? 44 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,040 Why did you use the front door? 45 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,080 Is there something wrong with my roof? 46 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:25,300 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I guess I had that coming. I misjudge Mr. Wind. 47 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,080 Go home, Steve. 48 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,640 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 49 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:34,140 I wish to make amends. I want to repair the frame ropes on our suspension bridge 50 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:34,999 of friendship. 51 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Too late. 52 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:39,600 The bridge has collapsed and is miles downstream. 53 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,860 But we can rebuild. 54 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,860 And here's my offer. 55 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:49,010 I take you out for a fun -filled evening of bowling. 56 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,930 My treat. What do you say? 57 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:53,630 Well, let's see. 58 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,770 How can I put this delicately? 59 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,310 No way, Jose. 60 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:01,650 Bingo! 61 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:06,430 Hey, bingo, bowling, whatever you want. 62 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:12,090 It may sound like fudging, but I'm not budging till I've been forgiven by this 63 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,130 begrudging curmudgeon. 64 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,420 So you refuse to leave? 65 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:22,400 Absolutely. I made a boo -boo, and now I have to make a nice -nice. 66 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:26,980 Uh -oh. 67 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,680 Laura! Laura! 68 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,040 Laura! 69 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,960 Your friend Steve is here. 70 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,120 Oh, yeah. 71 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:36,980 Parachute boy. 72 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,900 Uh, Steve, I need to speak to Laura for a moment. 73 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:44,160 Oh, go right ahead. 74 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,780 I'll just take this opportunity to floss. 75 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,580 got to help me out. 76 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:02,520 Steve won't leave unless I go bowling with him. So I figured my only way out 77 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,520 if you go instead. 78 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,600 Now, why in the world would I do that? 79 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:14,100 Well, if you do, I'll buy you those overpriced boots you've always wanted. 80 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,240 And shoulder bag to match? 81 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,780 Oh, I don't know. 82 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,540 is going to go bowling with you instead. 83 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,680 Really? 84 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,580 Hey, you yanking my suspenders? 85 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,340 No, it's true. But please, don't make a big deal out of it. Let's just go and 86 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:41,000 get it over with. Oh, oh. Oh, don't worry, Laura. 87 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,160 Tonight, you're going to be proud to be with Stephen Q. Urkel. 88 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,540 You've been watching me act like a fool. All your life. 89 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,500 Very funny. 90 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,000 But nothing you can say can ruin my mood today. 91 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,680 See, Steve was bugging me to go bowling with him, and I cleverly pawned him off 92 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,680 on Laura. 93 00:08:58,740 --> 00:08:59,900 Wait a minute. 94 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,300 You sent them out on a date? 95 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:17,200 always a chance romance could bloom and they could fall in love and get married. 96 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,140 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 97 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,140 Nobody falls in love over bowling. 98 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,600 They'll be staring at each other's booties all night long. 99 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:18,870 but straighten up. 100 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,330 Coming over? 101 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,850 Well, why would the kids do that? The kids live here. 102 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,470 No, they don't. Eddie and Laura haven't lived here since they went off to 103 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:27,470 college. 104 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:29,890 Wait a minute. 105 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,590 Why is your hair gray? 106 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,650 How long have I been asleep? 107 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:38,929 Fifteen years. 108 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:39,930 What? 109 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,770 What year is this? 110 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:43,630 2009. 111 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,530 You probably want to go to the bathroom. 112 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,410 He barely tolerated them. 113 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,690 Well, that was before you sent them bowling together. 114 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,650 They fell in love that night. 115 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:49,490 You mean all of this is my fault? 116 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:50,850 Oh, it's nobody's fault. 117 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,390 Everybody's very... 118 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,380 The smartest. 119 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,420 Sweetest. 120 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,800 Sexiest. 121 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,960 Man in the whole world. 122 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:45,040 Okay, line up, kids. It's time to introduce yourselves to Big Bumper. 123 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:52,570 me into going bowling with Steve and at first I was miserable but then when 124 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,590 Steve got up to bowl 125 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,120 sorry. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. 126 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,500 I'm so very sorry. 127 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,000 Hey, why do you keep saying that? 128 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,860 Your daughter and I are deliriously happy. 129 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,680 Oh, I love you, Laura. 130 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,480 I love you more. I love you a hundred times more. I love you. 131 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,200 I always get a little cranky when I oversleep a decade. 132 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:15,380 I guess I'm maybe sort of kind of glad that you two fell in love and had 133 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,880 four terrific kids. 134 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,220 Well, we didn't plan on having that many, but it seems like all Steve has to 135 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,220 is... 136 00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:16,210 MasterCard presents... To give protection to live. 137 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,410 Carl! No. Carl! No, no, no! 138 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,550 Hey, hey, hey! 139 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,590 Take it easy, Carl! 140 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:30,570 Harriet! I just had the worst dream of my entire life! 141 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,230 Worse than the one where the donut eats you? 142 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,210 Ten times worse than that. 143 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:42,250 Harriet, I dreamt that Laura married Steve Urkel and they had four kids. 144 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,730 Whoa. Wonder why you dreamed something like that. 145 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,430 I'll tell you why. 146 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:52,530 Just before I fell asleep, Steve was bugging me to go bowling with him. 147 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,490 But I bribed Laura to go instead. 148 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:58,910 And then Mama said, well, you better watch out because they might fall in 149 00:18:58,910 --> 00:18:59,909 and get married. 150 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:03,110 But that's ridiculous, right, Harriet? That could never happen, right, Harriet, 151 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,190 right? 152 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,730 Well, actually, it's not impossible. 153 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,390 Laura does like Steve a lot more than she used to. 154 00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,270 You know you're right. 155 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,870 I better get down there before Laura looks at Steve's booty. 156 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:18,350 Why not, Snickers? 157 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:28,310 I have never been so humiliated in my life. 158 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,630 I'm sure you have. 159 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,090 Uh, what's going on here? 160 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:40,070 First he put on that stupid kilt. Then he made a stupid bet that he could bowl 161 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,270 stupid strike with his stupid foot. 162 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280 Oh, don't be stupid. 163 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:55,520 Teddy, I want those boots, that shoulder bag, and the matching hat. Believe me, 164 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600 I've earned them. 165 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,700 Wait a minute. 166 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,580 You went out with me in exchange for clothing? 167 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,620 Yeah. 168 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,930 If you got your foot stuck in that bowl, then why did you put it back in that 169 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,670 bag? Oh, simple. 170 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,350 I didn't want to look ridiculous. 171 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,230 Well, good night. 172 00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:50,170 Now, listen, before I leave, do you mind if I make one last attempt to get the 173 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,490 ball off my first little piggy? 174 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,610 Well, if it'll help you get out of here any faster, be my guest. 12010