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Only season begins.

Kyle X Y.

Tomorrow at 8, 7 central. Only on ABC Family.

A new kind of family.

What is with the getup?

Don't you remember?

We're supposed to go skydiving. So slap on your shoe and let's boogie.

Wait a minute.

I never promised you that we'd go skydiving.

Oh, sure you did.

Let's see. I've got it right here.

Here it is.

February 3rd, 1986.

I asked you when you'd like to go skydiving with me.

And you say they'll get back to you in eight years.

Well, today's the big day.

Steve, I only said that to get you out of the house.

I don't care.

A promise is a promise.

Well, Steve, I would have promised anything at that time.

Scuba diving, bull riding.

Uh -uh -uh.

Let's see here.

We got back here, too.

I'll be square.

Well, I see I'm going to have to go back to the old tried and true way of

getting rid of you.

Well, what's that?

Get out!

Oh, come on, big guy. I cut for a sister.

Join me in a wild free fall from 10 ,000 feet.

Steve. Yeah, we'll see.

Good news on the newspaper page. And love and predictions of the grand

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

This is all I see.

But it can't buy.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

Ah.

Ah.

Hi -dee -ho, big guy.

What's the hams, Pants?

What's wrong, Steve?

Why did you use the front door?

Is there something wrong with my roof?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I guess I had that coming. I misjudge Mr. Wind.

Go home, Steve.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I wish to make amends. I want to repair the frame ropes on our suspension bridge

of friendship.

Too late.

The bridge has collapsed and is miles downstream.

But we can rebuild.

And here's my offer.

I take you out for a fun -filled evening of bowling.

My treat. What do you say?

Well, let's see.

How can I put this delicately?

No way, Jose.

Bingo!

Hey, bingo, bowling, whatever you want.

It may sound like fudging, but I'm not budging till I've been forgiven by this

begrudging curmudgeon.

So you refuse to leave?

Absolutely. I made a boo -boo, and now I have to make a nice -nice.

Uh -oh.

Laura! Laura!

Laura!

Your friend Steve is here.

Oh, yeah.

Parachute boy.

Uh, Steve, I need to speak to Laura for a moment.

Oh, go right ahead.

I'll just take this opportunity to floss.

got to help me out.

Steve won't leave unless I go bowling with him. So I figured my only way out

if you go instead.

Now, why in the world would I do that?

Well, if you do, I'll buy you those overpriced boots you've always wanted.

And shoulder bag to match?

Oh, I don't know.

is going to go bowling with you instead.

Really?

Hey, you yanking my suspenders?

No, it's true. But please, don't make a big deal out of it. Let's just go and

get it over with. Oh, oh. Oh, don't worry, Laura.

Tonight, you're going to be proud to be with Stephen Q. Urkel.

You've been watching me act like a fool. All your life.

Very funny.

But nothing you can say can ruin my mood today.

See, Steve was bugging me to go bowling with him, and I cleverly pawned him off

on Laura.

Wait a minute.

You sent them out on a date?

always a chance romance could bloom and they could fall in love and get married.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Nobody falls in love over bowling.

They'll be staring at each other's booties all night long.

but straighten up.

Coming over?

Well, why would the kids do that? The kids live here.

No, they don't. Eddie and Laura haven't lived here since they went off to

college.

Wait a minute.

Why is your hair gray?

How long have I been asleep?

Fifteen years.

What?

What year is this?

2009.

You probably want to go to the bathroom.

He barely tolerated them.

Well, that was before you sent them bowling together.

They fell in love that night.

You mean all of this is my fault?

Oh, it's nobody's fault.

Everybody's very...

The smartest.

Sweetest.

Sexiest.

Man in the whole world.

Okay, line up, kids. It's time to introduce yourselves to Big Bumper.

me into going bowling with Steve and at first I was miserable but then when

Steve got up to bowl

sorry. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.

I'm so very sorry.

Hey, why do you keep saying that?

Your daughter and I are deliriously happy.

Oh, I love you, Laura.

I love you more. I love you a hundred times more. I love you.

I always get a little cranky when I oversleep a decade.

I guess I'm maybe sort of kind of glad that you two fell in love and had

four terrific kids.

Well, we didn't plan on having that many, but it seems like all Steve has to

is...

MasterCard presents... To give protection to live.

Carl! No. Carl! No, no, no!

Hey, hey, hey!

Take it easy, Carl!

Harriet! I just had the worst dream of my entire life!

Worse than the one where the donut eats you?

Ten times worse than that.

Harriet, I dreamt that Laura married Steve Urkel and they had four kids.

Whoa. Wonder why you dreamed something like that.

I'll tell you why.

Just before I fell asleep, Steve was bugging me to go bowling with him.

But I bribed Laura to go instead.

And then Mama said, well, you better watch out because they might fall in

and get married.

But that's ridiculous, right, Harriet? That could never happen, right, Harriet,

right?

Well, actually, it's not impossible.

Laura does like Steve a lot more than she used to.

You know you're right.

I better get down there before Laura looks at Steve's booty.

Why not, Snickers?

I have never been so humiliated in my life.

I'm sure you have.

Uh, what's going on here?

First he put on that stupid kilt. Then he made a stupid bet that he could bowl

stupid strike with his stupid foot.

Oh, don't be stupid.

Teddy, I want those boots, that shoulder bag, and the matching hat. Believe me,

I've earned them.

Wait a minute.

You went out with me in exchange for clothing?

Yeah.

If you got your foot stuck in that bowl, then why did you put it back in that

bag? Oh, simple.

I didn't want to look ridiculous.

Well, good night.

Now, listen, before I leave, do you mind if I make one last attempt to get the

ball off my first little piggy?

Well, if it'll help you get out of here any faster, be my guest.