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Family.

Ernie are carrying that thing around. You should get one of these.

Oh, yeah. Thanks for the tip, Waldo.

No problem, Bob.

We learn by doing.

Oh, look.

It's the world's sexiest concert promoter.

Hey, Steve.

Things are really coming together. Shanice's concert is going to raise a

money for our scholarship fund. Yep.

Back rub.

Block off.

Back off.

So, my little daffy dilly, my birthday's this Saturday, and I'm gonna throw a

big bash.

Wanna come?

Well, who's gonna be there?

Well, so far, you, me, and the cake.

Well, uh, I can't make it, so say hi to the cake.

I understand.

Myra's out of town this weekend, and I decided not to invite my parents.

that they put those trick candles on my birthday cake last year.

The ones that won't blow out? No, the ones that blow up.

So, no one's coming to your birthday party?

Nope, but that's okay. Hey, I'm Steve Urkel. I'm used to being alone.

Stephen Q. Urkel?

Yes, Mildred?

What is this contraption?

Thought it'd be misty -swifty for the concert.

You see, we make a little smoke.

Then this band walks it across the stage. A shiny makes our grand entrance.

we're talking mood, Mildred.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of everything.

Days go by.

It's the bigger love of the family.

Something I've never done before. A new kind of family.

Hello, Shanice.

Hi, Eddie.

Oh, my God. You're here. You're really here. Come in, come in, come in.

Can I come in? Come in.

I missed you so much, Shanice.

You were so fine.

I wrote you lots of letters. I hope you got them. You are so fine.

Eddie. Yeah?

Why are you babbling?

I don't know. Can you stop me? Maybe.

So,

It's good to see you, baby.

Hey, those are pretty flowers.

Thanks.

Oh, they're for you.

And out of our six -month anniversary.

Anniversary? Yep.

Six months ago, you walked into Mighty Weenie, you ordered a chili dog, but you

left with my heart.

So, Shanice, how long you in town for? Just a few days.

Well, let's make it a few days to remember.

That's a good start.

Yeah.

Hey, what's this?

Oh, it's just a song I wrote. I was going to ask you to take a look at it,

I'm sure it's whack.

I'm sure it isn't.

Can I take this with me?

Sure. Thanks.

Listen, Shanice, I know you're a big star and everything, so I'm not sure

you'd like to do today.

you normally do?

Well, probably just go to the mall and wander around aimlessly.

Oh, that sounds great.

Well, we're wasting time here.

They could be wandering aimlessly.

Hello, Kay?

Yeah, this is Laura Winslow.

Yeah, I'm having a birthday party for a friend this Saturday at my house. Can

you come?

Well, the party's for Steve Urkel.

knock or anything. Just come on in.

Thanks. Cool.

Hey, where's the evening man?

He's out.

Well, we'll just make a sandwich and be on our way.

Well, actually, I'm glad you stopped by.

Well,

of course you are, sweet thing.

See, I just knew it was a matter of time before you fell for that. That old

weasel magic.

Waldo, do me a favor and stand between us.

Okay.

But on Friday, I have to go get my teeth cleaned.

Fine.

You see, the thing is, I wanted to invite you to a birthday party for

Steve? Steve Urkel?

She wants to throw a birthday party for Urkel.

But you two is not funny. Oh, yeah, if it's not funny, then why are we

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. D. Urkel has been a good

both of you.

He has?

Yeah.

Weasel, who brought you that nice brass plaque to commemorate your 100th day of

detention?

Urkel.

I have to admit, that was very thoughtful.

That plaque made me the envy of all my detentionites.

Hey, Waldo. What's up?

When you're depressed, who cheers you up by making shadow animals?

Urkel.

Sometimes he even does them over the phone.

Special treat for you. One of Vanderbilt's students is a good friend

He's written a terrific song, and I would like for him to come up on stage

sing it. How about a big hand for Eddie?

And what I feel is a true love you have.

on this list?

Oh, Laura decided to throw a birthday party for Steve. Those are the people

wants to invite.

Oh.

Uh -oh.

Must be a mistake.

What is it? My name's on the list.

Mom, Dad, we need to talk.

Yesterday when I sang with Shani... Yes?

It was the greatest feeling I ever had in my life. And everybody said I sounded

pretty good. Well, you sounded great.

Well, Shanice's manager said that I have talent and that I could go places.

I see.

Edward, where is this going?

I decided I want a singing career.

So, I won't be going to college.

Oh, but I'll still need the money you saved for my backup singers.

and a songwriter.

Yep. What do you think?

Are you nuts?

Calm down. Before you do something, you're gonna regret later.

Harriet, you should have threatened me with that 18 years ago.

Dad, I know you're upset, but this isn't just a whim.

I've really thought this out.

Well, that's encouraging.

Just what is your exact plan, Edward?

Okay. I'm gonna write some songs.

300 game. I didn't run out and join the PBA tour.

Carl, you never bowled a 300 game.

Do you mind, Harry? I'm trying to make a point here.

Eddie, your father's right. You know how we've stretched over and over the

importance of a good education.

But, Mom, Shanice's manager, a professional in the business, said that

talent. Oh, so what makes him a professional in the business? Because he

three earrings and one ear?

You know what?

This is typical.

Every time I get excited about...

Break out and shoot down my dream. Oh, no, I don't. Yes, you do.

Why don't you just say what you're really thinking, Dan? And what's that,

Edward? That you don't believe I'm talented enough to make it? You don't

any faith in me. Oh, Edward, that's not it.

Yes, it is. Well, Shanice believes in me. Her manager believes in me. And I

believe in me. Well, these people do not... I come to you for support.

And what do I get?

Hi, Shanice.

Oh, come in. Warm yourself.

What?

What's all this?

Oh, well, I thought on a snowy day like this, it'd be nice to have a spring

picnic. Oh, that's a great idea, but I can't stay.

Well, why not?

My manager got me an appearance at Arsenio, and my limo's taking me to the

airport.

Oh. Oh, please don't be mad at me.

Oh, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.

I mean, I was really looking forward to today.

Can't you at least have one quick deviled egg?

Sure.

You know, I hate last -minute schedule changes.

But, hey, it's all a part of the business.

Well,

I guess I better get used to it if I'm going to be starting my own singing

career.

What?

Oh, yeah, I was going to tell you later.

But I've decided to pass up college and start my music career right away.

What brought this on?

Well, you and your manager made such a big deal about my talent.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my future fans.

Eddie, if you got a chance to go to college, Take it.

You sound just like my parents.

You don't believe I can make it either.

Eddie, look at me.

I do have faith in you, and I know you can be successful.

Then why bother with college?

Because you'll get a degree, and that opens doors.

Also, you'll have great experiences that you'll be able to use in your

songwriting.

Why are you telling me this?

I mean, you went straight to stardom. You're not going to college. Not yet,

I plan on going.

What about your career?

Scrappy take a backseat to my education.

Miss, if we don't get going, you'll miss your flight.

Thanks.

Thanks for the picnic.

You make a mean deviled egg.

See, I already got something to fall back on.

Will you call me to the airport?

My limo will bring you back.

Sure.

mom and dad. Sure. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Winslow. Oh, Shanice.

You know, I enjoyed your concert so much, I can't get that song you sang out

my head.

Can't you see just how I feel?

I thought you'd know that love is real.

We gotta run.

I'm going to Shanice to the airport.

And by the way, I changed my mind again.

I'm going to college after all.

See ya.

Did he say he's going to college after all?

That's what he said.

You mean to tell me I haven't had an appetite in two days and he's going to

college after all?

Don't question it, Carl.

Just be thankful.

Believe me, I am.

Hey!

What's all this?

Now, how did a basket of fried chicken end up in the middle of our living room?

Harriet, don't question it. Just be thankful.

Good night, but done right. True value. Start right, start here.

Yeah, hello, Steve.

Yeah, I was wondering if you could come over.

There's something I wanted to talk to you... What's up, baby?

Steve, will you clean that house on your birthday?

Well, it's like my mother says, but death doesn't know it's a special day.

Here, I got you a little something.

Happy birthday, Steve.

started and everybody already had prior commitment.

Oh, no need to explain.

I totally understand.

Why would it take a miracle to get people to come to a party for me?

Well, I'm glad you understand because...

We have to call the fire department.

Did you make a wish?

I ain't in here to, Richie.

My wish came true and all the people I love...

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