All language subtitles for Family Matters s05e13 Rock Enroll

Family.

Ernie are carrying that thing around.
You should get one of these.

Oh, yeah. Thanks for the tip, Waldo.

No problem, Bob.

We learn by doing.

Oh, look.

It's the world's sexiest concert
promoter.

Hey, Steve.

Things are really coming together.
Shanice's concert is going to raise a

money for our scholarship fund. Yep.

Back rub.

Block off.

Back off.

So, my little daffy dilly, my birthday's
this Saturday, and I'm gonna throw a

big bash.

Wanna come?

Well, who's gonna be there?

Well, so far, you, me, and the cake.

Well, uh, I can't make it, so say hi to
the cake.

I understand.

Myra's out of town this weekend, and I
decided not to invite my parents.

that they put those trick candles on my
birthday cake last year.

The ones that won't blow out? No, the
ones that blow up.

So, no one's coming to your birthday
party?

Nope, but that's okay. Hey, I'm Steve
Urkel. I'm used to being alone.

Stephen Q. Urkel?

Yes, Mildred?

What is this contraption?

Thought it'd be misty -swifty for the
concert.

You see, we make a little smoke.

Then this band walks it across the
stage. A shiny makes our grand entrance.

we're talking mood, Mildred.

It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the
grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to
find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.

Days go by.

It's the bigger love of the family.

Something I've never done before. A new
kind of family.

Hello, Shanice.

Hi, Eddie.

Oh, my God. You're here. You're really
here. Come in, come in, come in.

Can I come in? Come in.

I missed you so much, Shanice.

You were so fine.

I wrote you lots of letters. I hope you
got them. You are so fine.

Eddie. Yeah?

Why are you babbling?

I don't know. Can you stop me? Maybe.

So,

It's good to see you, baby.

Hey, those are pretty flowers.

Thanks.

Oh, they're for you.

And out of our six -month anniversary.

Anniversary? Yep.

Six months ago, you walked into Mighty
Weenie, you ordered a chili dog, but you

left with my heart.

So, Shanice, how long you in town for?
Just a few days.

Well, let's make it a few days to
remember.

That's a good start.

Yeah.

Hey, what's this?

Oh, it's just a song I wrote. I was
going to ask you to take a look at it,

I'm sure it's whack.

I'm sure it isn't.

Can I take this with me?

Sure. Thanks.

Listen, Shanice, I know you're a big
star and everything, so I'm not sure

you'd like to do today.

you normally do?

Well, probably just go to the mall and
wander around aimlessly.

Oh, that sounds great.

Well, we're wasting time here.

They could be wandering aimlessly.

Hello, Kay?

Yeah, this is Laura Winslow.

Yeah, I'm having a birthday party for a
friend this Saturday at my house. Can

you come?

Well, the party's for Steve Urkel.

knock or anything. Just come on in.

Thanks. Cool.

Hey, where's the evening man?

He's out.

Well, we'll just make a sandwich and be
on our way.

Well, actually, I'm glad you stopped by.

Well,

of course you are, sweet thing.

See, I just knew it was a matter of time
before you fell for that. That old

weasel magic.

Waldo, do me a favor and stand between
us.

Okay.

But on Friday, I have to go get my teeth
cleaned.

Fine.

You see, the thing is, I wanted to
invite you to a birthday party for

Steve? Steve Urkel?

She wants to throw a birthday party for
Urkel.

But you two is not funny. Oh, yeah, if
it's not funny, then why are we

You guys should be ashamed of
yourselves. D. Urkel has been a good

both of you.

He has?

Yeah.

Weasel, who brought you that nice brass
plaque to commemorate your 100th day of

detention?

Urkel.

I have to admit, that was very
thoughtful.

That plaque made me the envy of all my
detentionites.

Hey, Waldo. What's up?

When you're depressed, who cheers you up
by making shadow animals?

Urkel.

Sometimes he even does them over the
phone.

Special treat for you. One of
Vanderbilt's students is a good friend

He's written a terrific song, and I
would like for him to come up on stage

sing it. How about a big hand for Eddie?

And what I feel is a true love you have.

on this list?

Oh, Laura decided to throw a birthday
party for Steve. Those are the people

wants to invite.

Oh.

Uh -oh.

Must be a mistake.

What is it? My name's on the list.

Mom, Dad, we need to talk.

Yesterday when I sang with Shani... Yes?

It was the greatest feeling I ever had
in my life. And everybody said I sounded

pretty good. Well, you sounded great.

Well, Shanice's manager said that I have
talent and that I could go places.

I see.

Edward, where is this going?

I decided I want a singing career.

So, I won't be going to college.

Oh, but I'll still need the money you
saved for my backup singers.

and a songwriter.

Yep. What do you think?

Are you nuts?

Calm down. Before you do something,
you're gonna regret later.

Harriet, you should have threatened me
with that 18 years ago.

Dad, I know you're upset, but this isn't
just a whim.

I've really thought this out.

Well, that's encouraging.

Just what is your exact plan, Edward?

Okay. I'm gonna write some songs.

300 game. I didn't run out and join the
PBA tour.

Carl, you never bowled a 300 game.

Do you mind, Harry? I'm trying to make a
point here.

Eddie, your father's right. You know how
we've stretched over and over the

importance of a good education.

But, Mom, Shanice's manager, a
professional in the business, said that

talent. Oh, so what makes him a
professional in the business? Because he

three earrings and one ear?

You know what?

This is typical.

Every time I get excited about...

Break out and shoot down my dream. Oh,
no, I don't. Yes, you do.

Why don't you just say what you're
really thinking, Dan? And what's that,

Edward? That you don't believe I'm
talented enough to make it? You don't

any faith in me. Oh, Edward, that's not
it.

Yes, it is. Well, Shanice believes in
me. Her manager believes in me. And I

believe in me. Well, these people do
not... I come to you for support.

And what do I get?

Hi, Shanice.

Oh, come in. Warm yourself.

What?

What's all this?

Oh, well, I thought on a snowy day like
this, it'd be nice to have a spring

picnic. Oh, that's a great idea, but I
can't stay.

Well, why not?

My manager got me an appearance at
Arsenio, and my limo's taking me to the

airport.

Oh. Oh, please don't be mad at me.

Oh, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.

I mean, I was really looking forward to
today.

Can't you at least have one quick
deviled egg?

Sure.

You know, I hate last -minute schedule
changes.

But, hey, it's all a part of the
business.

Well,

I guess I better get used to it if I'm
going to be starting my own singing

career.

What?

Oh, yeah, I was going to tell you later.

But I've decided to pass up college and
start my music career right away.

What brought this on?

Well, you and your manager made such a
big deal about my talent.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my future
fans.

Eddie, if you got a chance to go to
college, Take it.

You sound just like my parents.

You don't believe I can make it either.

Eddie, look at me.

I do have faith in you, and I know you
can be successful.

Then why bother with college?

Because you'll get a degree, and that
opens doors.

Also, you'll have great experiences that
you'll be able to use in your

songwriting.

Why are you telling me this?

I mean, you went straight to stardom.
You're not going to college. Not yet,

I plan on going.

What about your career?

Scrappy take a backseat to my education.

Miss, if we don't get going, you'll miss
your flight.

Thanks.

Thanks for the picnic.

You make a mean deviled egg.

See, I already got something to fall
back on.

Will you call me to the airport?

My limo will bring you back.

Sure.

mom and dad. Sure. Hi, Mr. and Mrs.
Winslow. Oh, Shanice.

You know, I enjoyed your concert so
much, I can't get that song you sang out

my head.

Can't you see just how I feel?

I thought you'd know that love is real.

We gotta run.

I'm going to Shanice to the airport.

And by the way, I changed my mind again.

I'm going to college after all.

See ya.

Did he say he's going to college after
all?

That's what he said.

You mean to tell me I haven't had an
appetite in two days and he's going to

college after all?

Don't question it, Carl.

Just be thankful.

Believe me, I am.

Hey!

What's all this?

Now, how did a basket of fried chicken
end up in the middle of our living room?

Harriet, don't question it. Just be
thankful.

Good night, but done right. True value.
Start right, start here.

Yeah, hello, Steve.

Yeah, I was wondering if you could come
over.

There's something I wanted to talk to
you... What's up, baby?

Steve, will you clean that house on your
birthday?

Well, it's like my mother says, but
death doesn't know it's a special day.

Here, I got you a little something.

Happy birthday, Steve.

started and everybody already had prior
commitment.

Oh, no need to explain.

I totally understand.

Why would it take a miracle to get
people to come to a party for me?

Well, I'm glad you understand because...

We have to call the fire department.

Did you make a wish?

I ain't in here to, Richie.

My wish came true and all the people I
love...

card present the new abc family original
movie will you marry me lewis's love

life no needed help so he made a list to
find the perfect woman he is everything

on that list but love there is so much
that you don't know about me