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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,320 Hey, Richie. 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,620 Hi, Eddie. Is that present for me? 3 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:20,340 Nope, it's for Laura. I gotta go stash it someplace. 4 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:23,460 Gee, I hope you don't hide it where she hid your present. 5 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:31,820 Uh, Richie, are you telling me you know where my present is hidden? 6 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,400 Forget it, Eddie. There's no way I'm talking. 7 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,500 Two bucks. 8 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,760 Garage, gray file cabinet, bottom drawer. 9 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,540 No, it's for Dad. I gotta find some place to hide it. Gee, I hope you don't 10 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,560 it where he hid yours. 11 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,720 You know where my present's hidden? 12 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,760 Forget it. There's no way I'm talking. 13 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:04,860 Two bucks. 14 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,980 Uncle Carl's room, under the bed, inside the luggage. 15 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,720 Boy, business is booming this year. 16 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,390 I wish I was... a bigger family. 17 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:35,810 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 18 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:42,470 page. And love and tradition of the grand design some people say is even 19 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,470 to find. 20 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:51,220 Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls cause 21 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:55,120 all I see is a tower of dreams 22 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:33,659 Merry Christmas. 23 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:34,800 Oh, please. 24 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:38,460 Don't shovel that Christmas garbage my way. 25 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,040 Oh, what elf bit your butt? 26 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,380 I get into work this morning, and there's this poor guy filing a burglary 27 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:57,480 report. It seems somebody stole all his family's Christmas gifts from his house. 28 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,040 Oh, how terrible. 29 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,480 Wait a minute, there's more. 30 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:06,040 Turns out that he lost his job and he doesn't have any money to buy new 31 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,680 for his seven hungry kids. 32 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:13,360 So I get the idea. Pass the hat so this poor unfortunate victim can at least buy 33 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,140 food and gifts for his family. 34 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,960 Oh, Carl, you're sweet. You're a good man. 35 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:19,560 I'm an idiot, Harriet. 36 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:22,240 It was a con. 37 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:27,280 He's a crook. He goes from city to city telling the same sob story. 38 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,260 He doesn't have any kids. 39 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:35,010 He took advantage of my sympathy, and he spent the money on cheap wine and 40 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:36,010 hookers. 41 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:42,650 Unbelievable. I tell you, Harriet, Christmas brings out the worst in 42 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:44,450 no, it doesn't, Carl. Oh, yeah? 43 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:49,250 This afternoon, I arrested two charity Santas who had gotten to a knife fight 44 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,310 over a good corner. 45 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,570 Well, at least the knife fight was for a good cause. 46 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,059 Hello, Steve. 47 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,019 Oh, Feliz Navidad, Carl. 48 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,740 What's the holiday hats, Pat? 49 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,540 Well, I was going to wrap this crystal music box. 50 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,980 It's a present for Harry. 51 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,440 Oh. 52 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,570 Steve, could you hand me the... 53 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,830 Gifts are like people. It's what's on the inside that counts. 54 00:06:10,569 --> 00:06:14,010 Hey, you know, I've got to hand it to you, Steve. 55 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:17,250 This gift is so beautiful it could be framed. 56 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:19,950 No, it couldn't, because it's a picture frame. 57 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,010 Oh, boy. 58 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,410 Oh, this one's heavy. 59 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:07,470 and we'll leave a note for Harriet, okay? 60 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:09,410 Okay. 61 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:15,010 It's snowing hard outside, so we'd better take the train. 62 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:18,950 Oh, yeah. You like the train, don't you, big guy? 63 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:32,130 I guess. 64 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:35,330 Great fun to see. Can't you just feel the love in the air? 65 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,560 No, I can't. 66 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:37,820 Well, I do. 67 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,180 My love is everywhere. 68 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,260 Merry Christmas, everybody. 69 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,140 Steve, put a cork in it. 70 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,020 There are nine cars on this train, and you've gotten us kicked out of eight of 71 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,020 them. 72 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:59,270 rude salespeople, or that kid who uptucked in my shopping bag. 73 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,370 You don't see the humor in me? 74 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,670 No. 75 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:09,530 I am so miserable. 76 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:12,770 My feet hurt, my head aches, and I'm with you. 77 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,270 This has got to be the worst Christmas of my life. 78 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:37,770 with the joy of Christmas. 79 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:43,230 Why? Well, here we are on the eve of the day we celebrate the birth of our 80 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,230 Savior. 81 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,160 people are not exactly a thing. 82 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:39,040 who was great with child, up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, 83 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,740 city of David, which is called Bethlehem. 84 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:49,320 And she brought forth her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and 85 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:54,320 laid him in a manger because there was no room for them at the inn. 86 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,040 Mom, are you okay? 87 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,340 I'm worried about your father. 88 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,060 I'm sure he'll be all right, Mom. 89 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,280 But he's been gone for hours. 90 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:10,460 There's a blizzard and his power's out. Mom, but he's not alone. 91 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:08,790 How about your son here? 92 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,110 He's not my son. 93 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,310 Yeah, well, I wouldn't admit it either. 94 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:17,110 But you brought Nerd Boy on this train, so it's your responsibility. 95 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:20,230 Shut him up, or one of us will. 96 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,350 Steve, 97 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,070 why do you always do this? 98 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:39,560 Everybody feel worse. Now sit down and be quiet. 99 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,760 Are you okay, Steve? 100 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,260 Carl, it's Christmas Eve. And everybody's supposed to be happy. 101 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:59,180 But instead, everybody's mad at everybody else. 102 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,320 Listen, folks. 103 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,960 you'd want to be at home spending Christmas Eve with your family. 104 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,920 But does sitting here being grumpy make you feel any better? 105 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,840 Well, I think not. 106 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,740 Ma 'am? 107 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,800 Well, I notice you have several shopping bags. 108 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,540 Might those bags contain gifts? 109 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,560 Might. For who? 110 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,580 For my grandkids. 111 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,240 How many do you have? 112 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:39,060 Seven. Four boys and three girls. 113 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,740 How that's terrific. 114 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:46,010 And I bet you'll feel great when you see their happy faces on Christmas morning. 115 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,370 Yes, I will. 116 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,330 And this. 117 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:54,930 Well, I couldn't help but notice that beautiful engagement ring of yours. 118 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:56,229 Oh, yeah. 119 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,350 It's real diamonds. 120 00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,130 Belonged to Roger's mother. 121 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,930 Why, will this be your first Christmas with Roger? 122 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,310 Yes. Will you ever forget it? 123 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,349 No. Never. 124 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,849 you make their dreams come true. 125 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,430 And I have a hunch you're a darn good saint. 126 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:34,290 Well, people have always complimented me on my ho -ho -hos. 127 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,490 And how does that make you feel? 128 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,370 Pretty good. 129 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:44,490 You see, folks, Christmas isn't a place. 130 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,770 It's a feeling. 131 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,950 It's the love and warmth of friends and family. 132 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,950 It's a feeling we get in our hearts this time of year. 133 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,970 And we take that feeling with us wherever we go. 134 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:03,450 My Christmas can even be here, on this cold, dark train. 135 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,270 I'll give it a try. 136 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,300 I present to you, our Christmas tree. 137 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:30,520 Glory to the newborn King. Peace on earth and mercy 138 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:35,020 mild. God and sinners reconciled. 139 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,120 Everything is fine. 140 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,940 Steve and I were stuck on the L train when the blackout hit. 141 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,920 Well, you still don't have power here? 142 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,700 Nope. It's been out for hours. 143 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:30,560 Well, it's Christmas time, and we just have to believe that everything is going 144 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 to be all right. 145 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,600 Right, Steve? 146 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,820 All right, big guy. 147 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,140 Harriet, I've invited Steve to spend the night. 148 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600 You have? 149 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,880 I thought you said you were okay. 150 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,540 I'm more than okay, thanks to Steve. 151 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,790 He reminded me... of what Christmas is all about. 152 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:52,970 You know what I need? A big hug from my family. 153 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,250 Come on over here. Come on. 154 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,690 Hey, 155 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,630 come on over here, Steve. 156 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,910 Oh, me too? 157 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,670 Wow. This really must be Christmas. 158 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,980 Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette production in association with Warner 159 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:34,980 Brothers Television. 11394