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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,840 Hey! Sorry, but I got great news for you. 2 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,520 You finally gonna pay me that money you owe me? 3 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:22,460 Get real. 4 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:26,200 My friend Derek from Mighty Winnie wants to go out with you. 5 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,040 Forget it, I don't like blind dates. 6 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:29,540 Well, why not? 7 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,020 That's how I met Steve Urkel. 8 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:33,820 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:35,800 But Derek is nothing like Steve. 10 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,200 His pants go all the way down to his shoes. 11 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,400 And I'm sure he has a great personality, too, but... 12 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,620 Blonde dates are uncomfortable, and I just don't feel like going through that. 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,840 But, Laura, you don't get... Stop it, Eddie. You're not going to convince me 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,360 go out with some loser friend of yours who can't get a date unless he begs his 15 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,320 manager at Mighty Weenie to set him up with Hello There. 16 00:00:58,540 --> 00:00:59,540 Laura, Derek. 17 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,760 Derek, Laura. 18 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:01,939 Hi, Laura. 19 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:02,940 Hello, Derek. 20 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,780 So my brother tells me you'd like to go out with me? 21 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Yeah, that's right. 22 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:09,760 Well, Derek... 23 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:17,180 I'm an old -fashioned girl, and I hardly know you at all, so if you wish to take 24 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:21,300 me out on a date, you're going to have to convince me. 25 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,560 Please? Okay. 26 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,140 It's a rare condition. 27 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:44,360 This day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. 28 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:47,460 And love and tradition of the grand design. 29 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,160 Some people say it's even harder to find. 30 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:58,160 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 31 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:06,300 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real lovers in every scene. 32 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:14,630 It's the bigger love of the family. 33 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:29,190 Okay, here's the skinny. 34 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:34,610 Since you wore out the numbers on our credit card, we have accumulated a 35 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:38,270 whopping 3 ,000 points that we can exchange for a free gift. 36 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,500 Ooh, let's let our fingers do the shopping. 37 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,900 Oh, I like that. 38 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,540 Oh. Wow, look at this TV. 39 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,960 Surround sound, picture in picture, remote control. 40 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:49,580 Let's get it. 41 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,660 Look at that refrigerator. 42 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,460 Well, yeah, it's nice. 43 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,760 Nice? Yeah. It's beautiful. 44 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,760 Frost free, ice maker, 21 cubic feet. 45 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:05,240 Could hold a lot of pie, Carl. 46 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,520 I want the TV, Harriet. 47 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,780 The refrigerator, Carl. 48 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,700 The TV, Harriet. 49 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,520 All right, here's the solution. 50 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:25,800 I get the TV now, and then when we build up another 3 ,000 points, you get the 51 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,860 fridge. Well, why not the other way around? 52 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,920 Because I thought of it first. 53 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,900 The refrigerator, Carl. 54 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,420 The TV, Harriet. 55 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:37,260 Fridge. 56 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:41,020 TV. Refrigerator. 57 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:48,140 I don't know why we're arguing here, because I'm the 58 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:52,580 breadwinner in the house, and it's my paycheck that's earning most of the 59 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,580 Oops. 60 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,200 I can't believe you said that, Carl. 61 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:04,860 No, I can't either, sweetheart. I'm really sorry. 62 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:07,900 So you didn't mean it? No, I meant it. I just shouldn't have said it. 63 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:12,660 I 64 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:20,000 can't 65 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,500 believe we've only been going out for a week. 66 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,700 Feels like I've known you forever. 67 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:27,240 Yeah, it's amazing. We just clicked. 68 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,160 There's only one thing I regret. 69 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,740 What's that? 70 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:32,280 We haven't done this Morocco. 71 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:01,580 Well, knock me over with cheese. 72 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,560 Stevie. What? 73 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,660 Let's forget all about them and concentrate on us. 74 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:39,220 Why, Myra, you smell so... so 75 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,220 pretty. 76 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,680 What is that scent? 77 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:49,340 It's my favorite fragrance called Tigress. 78 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,080 It's not me, Laura. It's just somebody who looks a lot like me. 79 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:24,780 Gotcha. 80 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,580 Uh, Waldo. What's up? 81 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,600 This is a drive -in. 82 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,160 I know that. 83 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,660 But my truck's in the shop. 84 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,480 What movie are we seeing anyway? 85 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:41,820 It's a double feature. 86 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,920 The Age of Innocence and Spit Them Eyeballs Out. 87 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,710 Get ready, baby. 88 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,090 This is gonna be a hot night. 89 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:24,430 on to your suspenders, Stevie, because I'm going to turn this car into a sauna. 90 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:05,910 Do you have any gray, Poupon? 91 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:12,630 No. 92 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:20,130 Thanks anyway. 93 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,690 Amazing. 94 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:27,010 Waldo's IQ was two points higher. His IQ would be two. 95 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:30,410 Derek, Waldo's one of my best friends. 96 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:32,870 Oh, mine too. 97 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:33,990 I love the guy. 98 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,559 But not as much as I love you. 99 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,299 Let's just watch the movie, okay? 100 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,000 Just one little kiss. 101 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,680 Just one. 102 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,200 Just one. 103 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:54,540 Okay. 104 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:51,060 little pushy too what i don't kill him calm down steve i can handle it okay but 105 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:56,500 if you need help any help at all you just call for the earth man okay 106 00:11:56,500 --> 00:12:00,940 okay and will you protect me from my 107 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,640 mouth -watering aroma. 108 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,160 Pot roast. 109 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,280 Pot roast. 110 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,560 My all -time favorite meal. 111 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,960 Holy moly! 112 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:33,200 Oven -roasted potatoes and a vegetable medley to boot. 113 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,160 You know, I am so lucky. 114 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,040 Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. 115 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,260 Lucky. 116 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,660 Not only is my wife intelligent, beautiful, and charming, She's also the 117 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,600 cook in the whole wide world. 118 00:12:54,480 --> 00:13:01,180 No need to chew. Just melts in your mouth. 119 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:06,100 Harriet, this is the best meal you have ever made. 120 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,020 Thank you. 121 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,540 Here's your bill. 122 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:26,950 our relationship is based on money, I guess I'll have to start charging you 123 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:27,789 my services. 124 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:32,930 Oh, but, Harry, now, wait a minute. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and, uh, here's the bill 125 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:33,930 for your laundry. 126 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,310 Twenty -eight bucks? 127 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,030 That includes ironing. 128 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:43,510 And, uh, that's the bill for last night. 129 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,870 Okay, sweetie pie. 130 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,770 No, Waldo. I'm cold and I want to go home. 131 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,610 But it's the middle of the movie. If we leave now, we'll look stupid. 132 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,310 It's too late for that. 133 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,660 All right, then watch the stupid movie. 134 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,340 Good girl. 135 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,560 Stop it, 136 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,160 Derek. I want to watch the movie. 137 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,870 Why? We can always rent it later. 138 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,510 I want to watch it now. 139 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:27,870 Fine. 140 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,490 Move that hand. 141 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:35,190 Steven, come down here. 142 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,650 Why not? 143 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,250 Because you're trying to take advantage. 144 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,240 you like it. 145 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:58,800 Stop it, Mama. 146 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,800 Come on, hunky stuff. You know you like it. 147 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,800 I told you I'd like to watch the movie. 148 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,040 Get real, Laura. 149 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,400 Nobody comes to a drive -in to watch the movie. 150 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,900 That's not true. 151 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,720 Lots of people go to the drive -in just to watch the movie. 152 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,180 Why don't you look at that couple over there? 153 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,900 Steven, they're old. 154 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,220 They've got to be pushing 30. 155 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,720 I thought you liked me. 156 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,220 I do, but we've only been seeing each other for a week. I know. So how long do 157 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,220 you expect me to wait? 158 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,780 Well, I do like you, Myra. 159 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,900 But we've only been seeing each other for eight months. 160 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:52,220 What did you call me? A baby. That's exactly what you're acting like. 161 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:57,220 You try to force me into doing something I don't want to do, and then you call 162 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,220 me names? 163 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,770 That's it, Myra. Take it back. Right now. 164 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,770 Well, I'm sorry, but that's what you're acting like. 165 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,270 I am not a mama's boy. 166 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,069 Why don't you know my mother doesn't even like me? 167 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:17,490 Well, I really care about you. 168 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:21,450 No, you don't. Because if you did, you'd understand how I feel. 169 00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:24,589 Well, maybe I'd care about you more if you just loosened up a little bit. 170 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,710 But, Steven, I love you. 171 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:34,560 Well, if you do, you truly do, you'll wait until I'm ready. 172 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 You're right. 173 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,820 I am? 174 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:48,840 Absolutely. If you're uncomfortable about this in any way, then it'll be 175 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,840 for the both of us. 176 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:54,240 After all, a catch like you is worth the wait. 177 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,000 Oh, thank you, Myra. 178 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,880 So long, Derek. Have a nice life. 179 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,600 I thought you were cool. 180 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200 I am. 181 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,640 And I just proved it. 182 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:45,810 Sure you do. 183 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,670 A little surprise for you. Come on. 184 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,050 Watch your step. 185 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:36,430 Be careful now. Watch your step. Here we go. 186 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:37,830 All right. Ready? 187 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,680 the refrigerator you wanted. 188 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100 Why aren't you happy? 189 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,160 You don't get it, do you, Carl? 190 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,540 No, I don't. 191 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,200 This is not about a refrigerator. 192 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,220 My problem is your attitude. 193 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,720 Oh, come on. 194 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,720 Are you going to tell me that I can't even buy my way out of this? 195 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,940 Carl, you know exactly why I'm so upset. Now let me know when you want to talk 196 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,340 about it. All right, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 197 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,080 Sweetheart, you are right. 198 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,660 Our marriage is not about who earns the most money. 199 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,960 We're supposed to be equal partners. 200 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,740 I was way out of line, and I'm sorry. 201 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,080 Would you accept a plea of temporary chauvinism? 202 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080 Okay. 203 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280 Tell you. 204 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,120 Come over here to the doghouse. 13983