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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:13,560 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 2 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:19,800 page. And love and tradition are the grand design. Some people say it's even 3 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,020 harder to find. 4 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:28,020 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 5 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:35,840 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of everything. 6 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,620 It's the bigger love of the family. 7 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:07,440 I'm ready for our date. I brought 8 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,220 you fragrant flowers and mouthwatering candy. 9 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:13,670 Wait till we get in my car. 10 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,730 Steve, we don't have a date tonight. 11 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:22,850 Oh, all right. I was bluffing. I was hoping you'd think you forgot. 12 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:25,950 Steve, I think I'd remember going insane. 13 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:30,810 Now, I'm going to the movies with Maxine. 14 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:35,730 And if you follow me in that little toy you call a car, I'll stomp on it like 15 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,730 it's a paper cup. 16 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Too many. 17 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,120 Hey, my best bud, Edo. 18 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:56,800 Well, it's Saturday night. Let's wail. Let's boogie. Let's get down with our 19 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,160 dance. No can do, Steve. I'm going out with Onisha tonight. 20 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,700 Again? 21 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:06,320 Steve, she is the girl I've waited my whole life to find. Oh, that's how it is 22 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,320 with me and Lars. 23 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:10,780 Yeah, except Onisha is willing to be seen with me in public. 24 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,410 is urgent. I have info you need to know. 25 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:15,830 Parental. 26 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:17,590 What is it? 27 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:20,430 Well, I can't see it in front of her. 28 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:29,390 Hey, you can say anything you have to say in front of Onisha. 29 00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:34,810 Okay. Last night, Waldo and I went to Paul's Pizza and Pudding Parlor, and we 30 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:35,810 saw... 31 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,960 Onesha, how could you kiss me tonight after you kissed some other guy last 32 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,720 night? It wasn't easy. 33 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:05,700 It made me feel kind of... false. 34 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,520 Oh, man, I don't believe this. 35 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,080 I loved you with all my heart and soul. 36 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,580 And you're a nice person, too. 37 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,899 Onesha, you cheated on me. 38 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:21,399 We're through. 39 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:23,300 I don't ever want to see you again. 40 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,760 You know, 41 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,940 I didn't know you played college football. 42 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,280 Oh, that was a long time ago. They used to call me Swivel Hips. 43 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,040 I never still do. 44 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,720 Mother Winslow, why don't we go in the kitchen and make some coffee? 45 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:02,940 Good idea. 46 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:05,700 I'll only be a moment, sugar. 47 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:52,690 What's the matter, Carl? 48 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:55,670 You've been giving me the cold shoulder all night. 49 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:58,990 Well, since you brought it up. 50 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,770 You know, I'm a little upset. 51 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,650 You had your arm around my mother all night long. 52 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,610 I was merely showing affection. 53 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:09,490 Affection? 54 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:11,710 I saw you two over by the salad bar. 55 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:13,910 You steamed up the sneeze guard. 56 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:16,470 It was just a little kiss. 57 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,910 You bent her backwards into the food. 58 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,940 We'll be picking bagel bits out of her hair for weeks. 59 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,520 Carl, your mother and I share a strong passion for each other. 60 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,660 I'm sorry if that upsets you. 61 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,720 All righty. 62 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:42,360 Coffee will be ready in a minute. Who wants dessert? Fletcher? In a minute, 63 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,440 darling. Right now, I have an early birthday present for you. 64 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,180 How romantic. 65 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,300 Can it, Harriet. 66 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:55,580 Estelle, on our very first date, you said there was something you always 67 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,280 to do but never got around to. 68 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:01,460 Well, you and I are going to do it together. 69 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,860 Oh, you mean? 70 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:08,060 Yep. We go whitewater rafting down the Colorado River. 71 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,900 Oh, yes. Oh, what a great present. 72 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,180 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 73 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,200 This is a one -day trip, isn't it? 74 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:22,300 No. This is a seven -day trip. 75 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:29,600 Thank you. He's gonna be shacking up with my mom. 76 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,020 Oh, 77 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:39,420 Carl, look. A postcard from your mother. 78 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:43,020 Oh, what? You mean she stopped playing kissy -face long enough to write? 79 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,760 Carl, could I offer you some constructive criticism? 80 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,820 Sure. You're a jackass. 81 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,320 Oh, well, now that's constructive. 82 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,940 Your mother's in love. 83 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,600 Fletcher makes her happy. 84 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:03,200 But are you happy for her? No. You complain, you criticize, and you poke 85 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,980 You're hurting her, Carl. 86 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,340 Hey, you don't think I'm hurting? 87 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:12,420 I mean, every time I see my mother with that Fletcher, it reminds me of how 88 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:13,820 painful it was when I lost my dad. 89 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,320 I understand that. 90 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,140 But your mother's made a choice. 91 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,220 She wants your approval. 92 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,820 And if you don't give it to her, you may lose her, too. 93 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:40,159 Only 90 braided chains are left. 94 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,520 The perfect gift for the lady you love. 95 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,660 Idy how, couch bud. 96 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960 Hi, Steve. 97 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,300 Hey, Waldo. What's up? 98 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,980 Anno, put on your glad rags and throw on some fine vines. We're going to a 99 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:00,980 party. 100 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:02,980 Thanks, Steve, but I'm not in the mood. 101 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,860 Hey, this is no ordinary party. This is industrial strength. Screaming stereo, 102 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,520 flashing lights, girls in tight dresses, hubba hubba, make it fun. 103 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,460 Thanks, but I'll pass. 104 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,960 It's a housewarming party for Conway Arbuckle. He's losing an apartment 105 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,960 downtown. 106 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,960 No thanks, guys. 107 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:25,880 Gosh darn it, Mr. Sad Sack. 108 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:28,080 Stop being such a gloomy guck. 109 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,720 You're pathetic. 110 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:33,740 Well, guys, it's just that I miss Onisa so much. 111 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,440 Oh, come on, pal. No girl is worth all this suffering. 112 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,340 Eddie, you're coming with us or else. 113 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,880 Or else what? 114 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,840 You gonna drag me to the party? 115 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:45,680 Nope. We're too clever to use violence. 116 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:54,410 If you don't come to this party, we're going to sit here with you all night 117 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:55,410 long. 118 00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:59,270 A macadamia nut, Waldo? 119 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:02,470 Oh, the Hawaiian treat. Thank you. 120 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,130 Oh, 121 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:07,610 man! 122 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,830 Get out of here. 123 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:16,410 I'll go change my clothes. 124 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:36,530 Thank you. 125 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:09,450 I just wanted to get some fresh air. 126 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,290 But the Cooper twins are going to show everybody where they're different. 127 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:15,790 You guys go ahead. 128 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,650 It's impossible for me to have fun without Onisha. 129 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:20,790 I miss her too much. 130 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:27,890 Hello. 131 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,870 You look sadder than my parents on the day I was born. 132 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,890 Yeah, I'm proud of you, man. 133 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:37,030 Why don't you do what we fathers do when we get depressed? 134 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,459 What's that? 135 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,660 We do the Hokey Pokey. 136 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,460 You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand 137 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,940 in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself 138 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,920 around. That's what it's all about. 139 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,860 That's supposed to cheer me up? 140 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,220 Hey, I'm smiling. 141 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,380 Guys, I never loved a girl the way I loved Alicia. 142 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,380 My heart is broken. 143 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,240 I feel so bad I can barely think of a reason to go on at all. 144 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:16,920 back up to the window, okay? 145 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,180 Okay, Steve, when I yell go, you hop into the window. 146 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,219 All right. 147 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:29,880 And Waldo, you go to the other end and act as a counterweight. 148 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,380 Cool. 149 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,420 Okay, Steve, go. 150 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,240 Okay, 151 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:49,560 Waldo, when I give you the word, I want you to move a step. 152 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,740 You can't get into the window. 153 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,320 Go. 154 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,040 Is that the word? 155 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,180 Yes. 156 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,480 The word's yes. 157 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,460 Well, 158 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,680 I'm not waiting for you to decide which word to use. I'm going. 159 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,560 You know something, guys? 160 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,220 A few minutes ago, I was out on that fire escape feeling like my life was 161 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,700 I felt dead inside. 162 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,740 I mean, I thought losing Onisha was the worst thing that could have happened to 163 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:36,740 me. 164 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,320 But when the fire escape gave way, I realized that falling 15 stories was a 165 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,320 worse. 166 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,640 I wanted to live. 167 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,190 Hi, Anisha. Hi, Joey. 168 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,710 Joey's upset. 169 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,150 A big metal ladder landed on his new car. 170 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,400 I think the Colorado River got smaller today. 171 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,800 It did? 172 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,119 Yep. I swallowed half of it. 173 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,060 Oh, Fletcher. 174 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:32,280 This trip is the nicest present anyone has ever given to me. 175 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,860 I thought you might like it. 176 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:39,520 Well, it's back to the real world tomorrow. 177 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:40,980 Yeah. 178 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:47,420 You know, Estelle, When I think back at the best moments of my life for the past 179 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,080 few years, they're always with you. 180 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,660 Honey, I feel the same way. 181 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,440 That's why I want to make sure wonderful moments like this never end. 182 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,880 Bear with me now. Uh -huh. 183 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,560 I love you more than words can say. 184 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:25,200 You can make me the happiest man in the world if you would consent to be my 185 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200 bride. 186 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,560 Estelle, will you marry me? 187 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,300 Oh, Fletcher. 188 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,000 Yes, I'll marry you, honey. 189 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960 Beautiful, Fletcher. 190 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,840 I thought we'd get a place near our family. 191 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,880 That way we can visit them as often as we like. 192 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,040 How do you think of everything? 193 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,620 Not quite. 194 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,700 I have no idea how I'm going to get back up. 195 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:28,950 Hello, Mother. That airline almost lost my inflatable raft. 196 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,550 Fletcher, I'm glad you're back. 197 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,370 I've got something to say to you. 198 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,690 What's on your mind? 199 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:40,190 Well, I realized I haven't been very nice to you lately. 200 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,450 Actually, I've never been nice to you. 201 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:51,410 But while you were gone, I've done some thinking and... 202 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,990 I realize that you're very special to my mother. 203 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:58,070 And if you're special to her, then you should be special to me. 204 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,390 Friends? Friends. 205 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,830 Oh, I'm so glad you two are getting along. 206 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:06,990 So am I. 207 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:12,910 Because, um, Fletcher and I are getting married. 208 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,670 Oh, Mother West, go home! 209 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,480 Did I do that? 210 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,180 Honey, what a great meal. 211 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,560 I am crazy about meatball night. 212 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,380 Well, I'm bushed. 213 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,240 I just want to plop down in front of the tube and veg out. 214 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,440 Me too. 215 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:03,759 Me three. 216 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760 Me four. 217 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,460 And me five. 218 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:17,080 You know, PBS has a scintillating documentary on how human health can be 219 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080 enhanced by mucus. 220 00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:37,530 in association with Lorimar Television and is distributed by Warner Brothers 221 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,910 Domestic Television Distribution. 15641