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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:14,340 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 2 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:20,620 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 3 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,800 harder to find. 4 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:28,820 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:36,980 Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene. 6 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,340 It's the bigger love of the family. 7 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,980 Oh, pretty lady. 8 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,580 Numpty pretty boy, and we be damning. 9 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,740 My car was not on fire. 10 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,840 Go home, Urkel. 11 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,400 Hey, I paid for my... I said go home. 12 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:22,780 Calm down. 13 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,000 Go home! Go home! Go home! 14 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,960 I don't have to take this. 15 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,340 I'm going home. 16 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,400 My dreadlocks, if you please. 17 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 What's the matter, sweetheart? 18 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:52,740 I'm dead meat. You remember Mom's fancy dress with all the sparkly things on it? 19 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,120 You mean sequins? 20 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:59,720 Yeah. Well, I sort of tried it on, and I sort of got it dirty, and I sort of put 21 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,720 it in the washing machine. 22 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,880 Uh -oh. 23 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:03,980 Was it damaged? 24 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,600 Well, don't worry, sweetheart. 25 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:19,820 The next time we go out, we'll just glue these on to your mother. 26 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,300 Daddy, you gotta help me. Mom will kill me. 27 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,140 Well, take it easy, sweetheart. 28 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 I'll tell you what. 29 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,940 We'll wait till your mom is in a real good mood, and then I'll explain things 30 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:31,940 her. 31 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,060 Get her back. 32 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,520 Hey, Dad, can I borrow 20 bucks? 33 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,260 20 bucks? 34 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,140 Edward, do you see this sack of envelope? 35 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:46,770 This is not fan mail, son. These are bills. 36 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,310 How about 15? 37 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:53,790 Edward, do you see this bill? 38 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:56,230 It's from the Landon Lincoln Casualty. 39 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:59,030 $400 for your car insurance. 40 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,050 Whoa. 41 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:04,470 That's a lot of money. You said it. I wouldn't pay it. 42 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:10,290 Uh, Edward, you know how you're always complaining about how I treat you like a 43 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,290 kid? 44 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,530 Well, I'm going to give you some real adult responsibility. 45 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:17,790 From now on, you are going to start paying at least part of your car 46 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:22,390 But, Dad... No, but the quarterly premium is $400. 47 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:25,950 So I expect you to pay at least one -fourth of that amount out of your 48 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:29,310 But that's $60. 49 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:32,610 $100. Nice try, son. 50 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:37,170 Dad, do you know how many times I'll have to say, how about some mustard on 51 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:38,710 mighty weenie to make $100? 52 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:44,970 No. But keep track. The guys out of the precinct love interesting facts like 53 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:45,869 that. 54 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:46,870 Oh, sure. 55 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:48,129 Mock me. 56 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,490 But let me tell you something, Dad. 57 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,570 I didn't get this part -time job to be responsible. 58 00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,530 I got it to impress chicks. 59 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,180 Thanks for coming, Steve. 60 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,500 Oh, sorry I'm tardy, but I just got back from the optometrist. He dilated the 61 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,400 old peeper, so things are a little foggy. 62 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,980 concert, and I want you to go... Oh, yes! 63 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,580 Yes! Yes! 64 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,760 A thousand times yes! 65 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:02,300 Why, this is the greatest day of my life! 66 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,260 Well, Ted's coming, too. 67 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:06,660 Oh. 68 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,380 Well, ordinarily, three's a crowd, but in this case... It's not just the three 69 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,380 of us. 70 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,360 Ted's bringing his cousin, Myra. 71 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,080 Oh? 72 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:19,320 Well, in some mountainous regions of the country... 73 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:29,930 difference does it make? 74 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:36,530 If two or a thousand people tag along, as long as we're together. 75 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:39,610 What? 76 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,170 Have you been eating? 77 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,250 Why, you're nothing but skin and bones. 78 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,110 Ow! 79 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:56,150 Listen, it's a double date. I'll be with Ted and you'll be with Myra. 80 00:05:56,530 --> 00:06:00,090 Ted told her all about you and... Despite that, she's looking forward to 81 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:01,090 you. 82 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:02,810 Wait a minute. 83 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:08,110 This is a transparent attempt to pawn me off on another woman. Well, it ain't 84 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,890 gonna work. Never in a million years. 85 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,370 Please, please. Okay. 86 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,110 And these are for you, sweetheart. 87 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,740 And, uh, these are for what, their names? 88 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,900 Her name is Myra. 89 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,260 Yeah, well, you better write it on your face, because that's where I'll be 90 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,260 looking all night. 91 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:42,540 Look, Steve, give the poor girl a chance. Who knows? You might even like 92 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,320 Ha! I'd be very surprised indeed. 93 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,710 This is Laura. Hi, nice to meet you. Hello. 94 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,870 Thanks. And this is your date, Steve Urkel. 95 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,090 Hello, Steve. 96 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,130 Hello. 97 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:11,190 I'm sure you're aware that Myra was a seaport in ancient Lycia. 98 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:15,590 Oh, yes. Then I'm sure that you're aware that Steve derives from the Greek, 99 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:17,630 Stephanos, i .e. crown. 100 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:21,950 But of course. 101 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,630 And these are poor boots. 102 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,850 And look at these lovely catananchi cerulea. 103 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:35,750 What? 104 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:39,030 Butter Captain Cupid's dart. 105 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:40,310 Read a book. 106 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:46,130 Uh, come on, guys. We better get going. 107 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:48,650 I pray you, my little ancient people. 108 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:51,090 Merci, my handsome Stefano. 109 00:07:52,110 --> 00:07:58,290 What a cute little... 110 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,520 Are you paying Edward's share of his car insurance? 111 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,320 Yeah, he met this new girl and wanted to take her to dinner. 112 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,520 Don't worry, he promised to pay me back. 113 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,240 Ah, oh. 114 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 Uh -huh. 115 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,580 Always coddling that kid, boy. 116 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,320 Carl, are you saying that I'm coddling Eddie? 117 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:28,980 Well, since you brought it up. 118 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,720 Carl, I'm simply helping him. Harriet, that is not helping him. 119 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,880 Now, Edward needs to learn responsibility. 120 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,200 How is he ever going to do that if you always let him off the hook? 121 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,620 Well, not calm down. 122 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,100 I mean, this is very important. 123 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:48,420 Carl, let me get this straight. 124 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,280 You're saying that if our kids screw up, we should just let them take their 125 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,380 lunch? Absolutely. How else are they going to learn? 126 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,900 No exception. No exception. 127 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,600 Then why are you covering for Judy? Say what? 128 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:01,860 You told me that my red sequined gown was mixed up in the laundry. 129 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:05,060 What you didn't tell me was that Judy was the one that ruined it. 130 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,880 Well, me helping Judy is totally different from you helping Eddie. 131 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:10,580 Oh? 132 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,210 You weren't supposed to find out about Judy. 133 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,370 Carl, our daughter has a conscience. 134 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,310 She came to me and confessed the whole thing. 135 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:20,430 I see. 136 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,650 Well, I'm going to have to have a talk with her. 137 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,530 Stamp out that pesky honest streak. 138 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:29,430 Carl, let's face it. 139 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:33,450 Edward has always been able to get away with anything with me. 140 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:36,930 And Laura and Judy have you wrapped around their little fingers. 141 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:38,830 I guess that's true. 142 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:40,589 You know... 143 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:43,810 Whenever I put my foot down, they bat their pretty little eyes and I crumble. 144 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,090 Oh, well, that's okay, honey. 145 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:50,790 Our children need to learn responsibility, but they also need to 146 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,790 there to help them. 147 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,230 You know something? 148 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:56,630 You are a very wise woman, Mrs. Winslow. 149 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,770 Why, thank you, Mr. Winslow. 150 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,750 I think we make a great team, too. 151 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,950 I foul everything up and you straighten everything out. 152 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:07,070 Honey, you're being a little hard on yourself. 153 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,790 I mess up sometimes, too. 154 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:10,210 Oh? 155 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,410 Well, I can't think of any examples, but I'm sure it's bound to happen someday. 156 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:23,550 These are great seats. 157 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,830 Well, they've got the tickets. 158 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,470 No, they're great because I'm sitting next to you. 159 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:35,130 Ladies and gentlemen. 160 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:42,020 WJGZ Radio and the Chicago Concert Series are proud to present the sultan 161 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:45,040 sensuous saxophone, Dave Carr. 162 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,900 Laura, you look fabulous tonight. 163 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,740 Marks are proper. That's right, dude. 164 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,780 That just feels sweet. 165 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:20,280 Uh -oh. I hope she doesn't notice that huge zit behind my ear. 166 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,260 That's a nice tie. 167 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,340 Oh, thanks. It's a clip -on. 168 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,080 So, why did I say that? 169 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:34,140 Would it have been a crime to let her think that I can tie my own guy? 170 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,480 noticed Ted's humongous bit. 171 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:46,940 Let's see. 172 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:51,400 If Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, he'd be Ivana Diamond. 173 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,740 Do you mind? 174 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,080 Oh, not at all. 175 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:05,340 Uh -oh. Ted almost caught me staring at his bit. 176 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,880 Steve would put his arm around me. 177 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,660 Hmm. Maybe I can give him some encouragement. 178 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,820 Oh, my God. 179 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:22,900 Did I use the ultimate? 180 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,300 Yes. Rush of the pine forest. 181 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:33,480 I wonder if I should put my arm around the little vixen. 182 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,160 Oh, go for it. 183 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:58,350 really likes me she really likes him she really likes him 184 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:05,130 now if ivana trump divorced neil diamond and married jack nickley she'd be 185 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,790 ivana diamond nickley 186 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:13,110 laura 187 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:16,610 isn't this romantic sure is 188 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:27,730 Isn't this romantic? 189 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,950 It sure is. 190 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,020 wrap this up already? I'm trying to give a concert here. 191 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240 Oh, hang tight, baby. 192 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:44,560 Folks, Lauren can't arrange for me to date this lovely, intelligent girl right 193 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,120 here. And stand up, Myra. Take a bow. 194 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,260 Pardon. 195 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,460 She's a delightful, sweet young lady. 196 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:10,490 Enchanting though she is, my heart will always and forever belong to the lovely 197 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,490 Lara. 198 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:22,390 Lara Lee Winslow, the girl with a smile that can light the darkest corners of my 199 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,390 heart. 200 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,190 of my weary soul. 201 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:44,210 Tonight, I was tempted by the ever -recent personality and bodacious body. 202 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,880 I wonder if I'd have the guts to make a speech like that to win a girl. 203 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,740 Fortunately, with my looks, I'll never have to. 204 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,320 I'm going to kill Steve. 205 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,860 Yep, he needs to be killed. 206 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,820 He's dead. 207 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,020 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. 208 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,400 I think I really impressed Laura tonight. 209 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,980 Yep, she wants me back. 210 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,820 Oh, with the pity I had to hurt Myra. 211 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,180 After tonight, she'll never forgive me. 212 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,440 God, I want Steve. 213 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:33,720 I know size isn't important, but I bet his brain is huge. 214 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:40,220 I don't know what she sees in that Laura, but I swear... 215 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,340 I'll never rest until I make him mine. 216 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:52,920 If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond and Jack Nicklaus and married Ron Darling, 217 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,540 she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicholas Darling. 218 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,360 Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette production in association with Lorimar 219 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,500 Television and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television 220 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500 Distribution. 15877