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What do you think? Should I smile or not
smile?
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Let me see you smile.
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You've seen my smile before.
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I need to see it again.
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Don't smile.
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Geez. No, it's just that everybody's
driver's license picture is horrible,
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if you're going to look horrible anyway,
you don't want to be standing there
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smiling like an idiot.
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Good point. I'll go with a serious look.
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Let me see the serious look.
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Can I see the smile again?
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Hi. Excuse me.
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I've been standing here for two and a
half hours, and it's driving me crazy.
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Don't I know you?
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Me? No.
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I don't.
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No. Interstate Bank lost and found.
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Oh, my God. That's right. The sweater.
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Oh, and you found it. That's terrific.
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Did your checkbook ever turn up? Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Patrol found it on a guy they shot.
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On a person?
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Oh, no, no. He was still alive.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah, he died later. Oh, dear.
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Oh, no, no, no. It was good and he only
used two checks.
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Hi. Hi. I'm Holly, by the way. I'm
Roger. Hi, Roger.
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Hi. I'm Ellen. Hi.
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Next.
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Put your feet on the X.
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The front of the feet? Put your feet on
the X.
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That's okay.
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What?
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Thanks, really, but I don't want to
smile.
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Look, it's just that you know that it's
going to be a horrible picture. I mean,
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you don't. I don't know your work. I'm
sure you're good, but... Oh, come on.
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I bet you got a pretty smile.
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No, I appreciate it, but... Really?
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You think?
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I mean, no. I've given it a lot of
thought, and I'm comfortable with my
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decision.
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I just think it's a shame when a pretty
girl like you doesn't want to smile.
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Oh, for God's sakes, would you just take
the picture?
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Sure.
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Next.
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I am trying to find out what would
happen if, hypothetically, I lost my
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license.
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Yes, yes, I'll hold.
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No, when I said person, place, or thing,
you said... person.
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Underdog is not a person.
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How can you say that Underdog is not a
person? Because he's a flying dog.
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He's a talking flying dog.
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That makes him a person. No, it makes
him a cartoon.
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So, so what? He's a thing?
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You're saying Underdog is a thing?
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what would happen if one day I should
happen to lose my driver's license? Yes,
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I'll hold.
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I thought you just got your new driver's
license.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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You know, it's not that bad, really.
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Is this right side up?
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Let me see.
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Yeah, I see.
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And how much would that cost?
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I made that face on purpose.
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How much to replace it?
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Forty -five.
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Plus, I'd have to take another day off
from the bookstore, spend another three
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hours at the DMV.
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You know what? I'll have you know that
nobody's driver's license picture looks
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good. Mine's okay. I love mine.
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Pulled over five times. I've never
gotten a ticket.
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So, isn't there anything else you'd like
to report about the DMV?
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Oh, my God, yes. Holly met a guy. I
know. His name is Roger Koenig.
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You talked to Holly?
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No, I talked to Steve Pike, the guy I
work with. The guy with the chin? With
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ear. Oh.
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And he shared the house with Roger, and
he told me everything about him, and I
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mean everything.
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Like what?
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Well, he's an attorney. He's very
successful. He plays the guitar.
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He's a good athlete. Steve says he's a
big skier.
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And on the flip side, I am sorry to
report that he irons his jeans.
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He what?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and he's not a pervert or anything,
but apparently he does have a tendency
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to bark.
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Excuse me?
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He barks?
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Yeah, he barks.
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I don't get it.
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You know, like during intercourse. Oh, I
cannot believe you're telling us this.
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What? What?
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Ow!
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What kind of bark?
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You know, like a dog?
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Barks like a dog? No, no, you know,
like, boo, boo, boo.
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He barks like Arsenio Hall during
intercourse.
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Oh, no, you know what? No, it's good
that I know this, because now if she
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marries him and spends... the rest of
her life with him. I'm going to have to
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think about this every time they come
over for a barbecue. And one day, he's
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just going to innocently ask me to pass
the ketchup, and I'm going to say, I
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know, I know, I know about the barking.
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Hey, guys. Hey, Holly. Hi.
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We were just talking about you.
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Yeah, Ellen told us about the date.
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A date.
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Holly, it's your first date in 11
months. I think we can refer to it as
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date.
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Okay, you guys, so you have to tell me
the truth.
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Does this say desperate?
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I don't want to say desperate.
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Lonely's okay.
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Needy. I can live with. But not
desperate.
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It's perfect. You look great. Yeah, you
look beautiful.
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Woo, woo, woo!
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Another exciting night at the buying
bag.
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Look at this.
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Woman's mother spontaneously combusts.
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That is so ridiculous.
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Gotta light them.
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I'm sorry, ma 'am. I think you've given
me your husband's license.
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Yeah, Ellen Morgan.
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And I've lost my driver's license. Said
it was stolen.
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Tragically. And I need to make an
appointment to read. Yes, I'll hold.
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What do you build me up?
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Cup, baby, just to let me down.
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Round and then worst of all.
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Worst of all. Never call, baby, but you
say you will. Say you will. But I'll
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love you still. I need you.
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Fill me up, fill me up, buttercup, don't
break my heart.
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I need you.
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Yes.
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10 -15 Tuesday. Thank you.
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Okay, you guys, Polly's parking the car,
so let me just get straight to the
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dirt. Oh, no, this is really awful.
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Oh, you don't know that half of it. And
I don't want to know. I just get this
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wretched, slimy feeling hearing about my
friend's life behind her back like
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this. Now, see, I don't.
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Really? Yeah.
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Wow.
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Geez.
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Unbelievable.
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Goodbye, Mr.
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Spalding. All right, okay, what is it?
What, you said you didn't want to know.
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Well, if you're going to tell him. Oh,
no, I think you should beg me. I think
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you should say, I have no moral or
ethical standards. I just really want to
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the dirt.
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Forget it.
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I have no moral or ethical standards. I
just want to know the dirt.
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They had a good time, they had good
conversation, good food. But she spent
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minutes with a huge chunk of broccoli
stuck to her face.
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Oh, thank you for that.
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Point it out or self -discovered?
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He had to point it out. How could she
not notice?
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Did he do the face thing? He said he did
the face thing.
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How do you not notice the face thing?
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Okay, okay.
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what I was afraid of. Now, she's going
to come in here and we're all going to
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uncomfortable and she's not going to
tell us what happened, so we're going to
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have to act like we don't know what
happened. And if we really didn't know
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happened, then we might innocently ask
the kinds of questions that would lead
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her to admit to what happened. But since
we know what happened, we're going to
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be conscious to avoid those questions
and she won't be able to tell us and the
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entire supportive friends dynamic is
completely thrown out of whack.
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You're overthinking this.
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I don't even know what the hell you're
talking about.
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Look, Ellen, she's going to be up here
any second. Let's just keep our mouths
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shut. Be supportive.
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All right, but act normal.
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Like you don't know anything. Just be
yourself.
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Hey. Hey, Holly.
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So, how was the date? Holly, you were
under no obligation to tell us anything
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about it. It's none of our business, so
if you don't want to talk about it, you
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don't have to.
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So?
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It was fun.
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Fun?
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Yeah, fun.
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He was very sweet.
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We had a lot to talk about.
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Good meal.
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That's great.
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So were you comfortable? Was she
comfortable? She just said that she had
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Fun is comfortable.
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Comfortable, fun, fun, comfortable.
They're interchangeable.
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Yeah, I was comfortable. She was
comfortable.
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What'd you have to eat? Who cares what
she had to eat?
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She just said the meal was good. I don't
think we need to know what every bite
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tasted like to you.
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I would just like to know what she had
to eat.
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Fish. Fish.
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So did you have the tuna or the
swordfish? What is wrong with you
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How was it? Were you comfortable?
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What did you have to eat? Questions,
questions, questions. She's been through
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major intergender ordeal here. She needs
her support, not an inquisition, or do
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you have no sense of decency?
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I had the tuna. She had the tuna.
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You get a vegetable with that?
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I just happen to be wearing this today.
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It's funny because it looks silly to
wear something like this just to get
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driver's license picture taken, but it's
what I was wearing today anyway. Ha!
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You know what I find the most important
thing to remember is?
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Don't let them catch you off guard.
Whatever look you decide to go with,
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it's the smile or the serious look, like
that.
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Taint it the whole time you're up there,
otherwise they catch you with some
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goopy look on your face, and that's when
they take the picture.
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That happened to me once.
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Last Wednesday, actually.
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So you're gonna smile?
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Why wouldn't I smile?
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Next!
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Put your feet on the egg.
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Now smile.
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What the hell, pretty girl like me, huh?
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Hello.
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Uh -huh.
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Well, if he doesn't want to use the
potty, put him in a diaper.
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Excuse me.
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Well, if he doesn't want to wear a
diaper, put him out in the yard with
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Tell me if it's going to be a while. I
could wait right over there.
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Next.
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What do you think?
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Oh, the license, right. Okay.
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Now, this was the first one.
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And this was the second one.
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I'm into this for 70 bucks. I may as
well go till I get it right.
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Okay, listen to this.
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After work tonight, a bunch of us,
including that guy, Steve Pike, went out
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beers. Hey, before you say anything
more, if you have any more dirt on Holly
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Roger, I don't want to hear it.
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He's going to sleep with her, and then
he's going to dump her.
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What? He's going to dump her? Are you
sure?
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Yeah. He says he doesn't see it going
anywhere. He says he doesn't feel she
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enough of a sense of her goals and
direction in life.
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Goals and direction?
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So when's she getting the act?
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Tonight.
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Tonight? He's going to sleep with her
tonight and then he's going to dump her
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tonight? Yeah, I guess.
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Oh, my God.
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Men.
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Men are scum.
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What are we going to do?
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Okay, I need to think. Would he take her
to his place or hers?
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To hers. To hers. Steve's having people
over. Okay, let's go.
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Holly, it's Ellen.
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Uh, uh... Whatever you do tonight, do
not sleep with Roger.
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The guy is a lying, sneaking, slimy,
gummy slug of a... of a...
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of a slug!
254
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,380
He's been going around behind your back
and telling Steve everything about you,
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and I mean everything.
256
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Oh, and in case you don't believe me, we
know that you had a big chunk of
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broccoli on your left cheek for 20
minutes during dinner at Luigi's.
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Okay, call me. Bye.
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You're speeding.
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I know I'm speeding. I'm in a hurry.
We're almost there.
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Good
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evening.
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Registration and driver's license,
please.
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you right in there.
265
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,150
It's not like I don't have a driver's
license.
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I have two.
267
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:19,109
It's kind of a funny story. I was at the
DMV, Department of Motor Vehicles.
268
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Of course, you know that.
269
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Big, strong, handsome policeman like
you.
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Tall, too.
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Your crotch comes right up to my window.
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they're just watching Arsenio.
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00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,650
What are we going to do? I don't know.
We've got to think.
274
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Oh, my God. She's practically naked.
275
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Oh, I need some air.
276
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Yeah. Yeah. Me too.
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Oh, boy.
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00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,070
Holly, there's something that I have to
tell you.
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Over the past week, we've had a lot of
fun together, but...
280
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,350
I have to be honest, I've been having
some doubts.
281
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:50,690
But tonight, when I was with you, all of
a sudden, it hit me.
282
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I'm in love.
283
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:59,110
I don't know what happened, but I feel
that it must be destiny.
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I love you, Holly.
285
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,550
I want to be with you.
286
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,860
the message on my machine.
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Hi. Hi, y 'all.
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What are you guys doing here? We came to
borrow something.
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00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,080
Yes. Borrow something?
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00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,780
This candlestick.
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00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,120
Oh,
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00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,200
and we needed to borrow the answering
machine.
293
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,120
Oh, that's right, the answering machine.
294
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,520
Borrow my answering machine? If it's not
too much trouble.
295
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:47,280
Mine's broken, and you're home, so you
don't need it, and I'm out.
296
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,500
Wait, wait, wait. What are you talking
about? Just give it to me. No, why?
297
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,020
I know what I'm doing. It's my machine.
298
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,460
I'm Anita, by the way.
299
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,520
Hi. You're Roger. Roger, hi. And I'm
Adam. Hi, nice to meet you.
300
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,080
We have heard so much about you. Yeah, a
lot. Really.
301
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,540
Good things, I hope.
302
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040
Very good.
303
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080
What do you know?
304
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:18,960
Whatever you do tonight, do not sleep
with Roger. The guy is a lying, sneaky,
305
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:25,200
blimey, gummy slug of a... of a... of a
slug.
306
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,500
He's been going around behind your back
and telling thieves everything about
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00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,960
you, and I mean everything.
308
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:33,000
Oh, and in case you don't believe me, we
know that you had a chunk of broccoli
309
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,700
on your left cheek for 20 minutes during
dinner at Louis...
310
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,340
This certainly is awkward.
311
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,120
You talked to Steve? You told that
leering, butt -grinching, blabbermouth,
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00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,340
everything? Well, not everything. Get
out, Roger. What? Can I at least get
313
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,340
No. Okay.
314
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500
I can explain.
315
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,440
tell you guys this, but I'm gonna dump
him tonight anyways.
316
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,540
You were?
317
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:31,980
Yeah.
318
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:35,640
But I figured I got him here.
319
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,840
Might as well sleep with him first.
320
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,680
Did you hear that?
321
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:49,320
She was gonna dump him tonight anyway.
She was gonna dump him.
322
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,180
She just wanted to sleep with him first.
323
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,670
it was only a matter of time before the
neighbors started complaining about that
324
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,670
barking.
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