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The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you

may not be right for some.

A man is born. He's a man of needs.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

We don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different

strokes to move the world.

I'm just reminding all the tenants, Mr. Drummond, the Goodwill truck will be

here at 4 o 'clock.

Right. Bye.

Hi, Manny.

Hey, muchacho, como esta?

Uh, muy good.

Como esta yourself, hombre?

Manny's just getting good, amigo.

How'd the game go?

I only made one error.

Yeah, what happened? I showed up for the game.

Well, there's more important things in sports, amigo. At your age, school is

where it's at.

You gotta study hard so you can get a good job when you grow up. I think you

have a neat job, Manny.

It's okay.

But I'd much rather be my own boss.

There are a lot of advantages of being your own boss.

Yeah, when you goof up, you can call yourself into your office and you're the

one who gets to chew yourself out.

Right. And you can give yourself a big fat pay raise every week.

And it could happen a lot sooner than you think.

I got a chance to buy into a limousine business.

You know, driving around a lot of VIPs.

What are VIPs?

stands for very important people, Arnold.

Visiting dignitaries, rock stars, movie stars.

Just make sure you got thick covers if you get Boomer in the back seat.

I'll do that.

And there's big bucks in the limo business too, Arnold. And no time at

be loaded.

Just make sure you don't drive in that condition.

Yeah.

There's just one thing stopping me from that limo business.

What's that?

I'm going into it with some guys, and we each got a chip in four grand, and I'm

a little bit short. How short?

Four grand.

I'm really broke, Arnold. There's got to be some way you can get that money.

Well, it better be fast.

I got to have it by next week, or I can kiss my limo business goodbye.

And there goes a chance of a lifetime.

Wait a minute.

I know someone who could help.

You do?

Maybe he'd like to throw a little philanderer my way.

I'll ask him.

Oh, that would be great, muchacho.

I'll be up later with your dad's afternoon paper, and we'll work out the

details, okay?

Fantástico. Gracias.

Amigo. Uh, dinara.

Hasta la huevos.

Okay. I'll see your eggs later, too.

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One, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, no.

Hey, that's perfect.

You left me right on my property.

Let's see.

Would one hotel you owe me $950?

Lay them duckers on me, brother.

Would you settle for $120 and a firm handshake?

Hi, everybody.

Hi, Arnold.

Dad, can I talk to you? You sure can, Arnold. It looks like I'm finished in

game.

I'm not going to be one of those ruthless tycoons. Listen, I'll give you

ticket back on your feet.

No, Willis, Daddy's too proud to accept a handout.

No, I'm not.

But, Willis, you shouldn't throw money around like that.

Speak for yourself, Dad.

He can throw money at me anytime.

No, I mean, it's not good business.

But it's just a game, Dad.

Well, yeah, but it's a game that happens to be a lot like real life. But that

money isn't worth anything.

That's what I said. Just like real life.

Now, listen, this is a good way to learn money management. Now, of course, it's

different if it's just family or friends. But in general, it's not good

to lend money to anybody unless they have collateral.

Collateral?

That means something valuable you own, Arnold. Right, like stocks, bonds, real

estate. Of course, if you can't pay the loan back, then they keep the

collateral. Oh.

I get it. Like the gooch in school.

He loans money to the kid.

Well, what if you can't pay it back?

Then like Dad says, he takes the collateral.

Usually your nose or your ear.

Holy smoking hell, I forgot. I've got a meeting.

Boy, time sure flies when you're going bankrupt.

Now listen, remember gang, the Goodwill truck's coming about four.

I put some of my clothes out on the bed.

Some things I haven't worn for 20 pounds.

You like your own jokes, huh?

Yes!

clean this up, Arnold? Yeah, Arnold.

There's some things I can give away.

Oh, yeah, like that blue bikini. It's so small, you'll never miss it.

Well, it may be small, but it does what it's supposed to. Oh, what's that?

Keeps me from getting arrested.

Hey, Arnold, did you want to ask me something?

Uh, yeah, Dad.

Um, how strict are you about that collateral thing when you make a loan?

Well, I'm pretty strict.

Even if it's a really, really nice guy who really, really needs a loan really,

really, really bad?

This really, really nice guy didn't really, really go through his allowance

already. Did you?

Oh, it's not for me, Dad. It's for Manny the doorman.

He has a chance to buy into a limousine business.

And he needs $4 ,000 fast.

$4 ,000? Ooh, that's a lot of money, Arnold.

Well, we're filthy rich. Can't we get Manny a little dirty?

Ah, that's enough, Arnold.

Really. I mean, Manny's a nice guy.

But if I loaned thousands of dollars to every nice guy that asked me, I'd need

to loan myself.

Even if he had some of that collateral stuff?

Well, in that case, I guess we'd have to consider it. But I have to run now,

Arnold. Bye.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Mr. Drummond. Oh, hi, Manny.

Your afternoon paper.

Right.

Manny, Arnold was just telling me about your business opportunity.

Maybe we can find time to talk about it. I'm in kind of a hurry right now.

Hey, can I carry you to the elevator?

I think I can make it.

Thanks. Bye.

Bye, Mr. Drummond.

Thanks, Arnold.

Maybe I'll get that loan.

Dad said he'd consider it, but you have to have some collateral.

Oh, there's that word again, collateral.

That's what you need to get a loan that proves you don't need the loan in the

first place.

Man, this ain't my day.

I can't even take advantage of something that's just come up. If I only had a

hundred bucks.

I could turn into 4 ,000 real fast.

All you need now is 100?

Yeah, but let's face it, I'm so unlucky, black cats don't even cross my path.

Oh, Manny, I have $100.

You do?

Yeah, I've been saving a whole year for a 10 -speed bike, but this is a lot more

important. Oh, thanks, Arnold, but I can take your money.

Sure you can. It's just a loan.

Besides, my feet won't touch the pedals for another year.

Serious, aren't you?

Now, does this look like the face of a person who's joking?

You're something else, amigo.

But I can't take your money.

You've got to take it, Manny. You said yourself it's a chance of a lifetime.

Don't worry about my bike. I can rough it in Dad's limo.

Okay, Arnold. And I'll tell you what. For loaning me that $100 today, I'll

you back $200 tomorrow.

$200?

What'd you do with your money?

I just made a brilliant investment.

What investment?

I found a way to double my money in one day.

How? I loaned Mandy the dormant my hundred bucks.

You what?

He's gonna turn it into four thousand and give me back two hundred tomorrow.

Now, how's he gonna do that?

I don't know. I didn't discuss that part with him.

Arnold, if your brain had a number, they'd retire.

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Well, I'd like to know what he's doing with it.

Hey, Manny, Arnold wants to ask you something.

No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Hey, Manny, go and stop.

As long as you move your bin, I'd like to ask you a small detail.

What are you going to do with my hundred bucks?

Well, what did he say? No problem. He's just betting it on a horse.

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Hey, what is it, Arnold? If I'm going to make it to off -track betting, I got to

move. Well, I was just wondering if you ought to make that bet.

Hey, don't tell me you're getting cold feet.

Just a little case of frostbite.

Look, I dig. And hey, if you want your money back, just say so. I want my money

back.

Well, it's your money.

Thanks, Manny. How come you want your money back?

I didn't really want to bet it on a horse.

Arnold, this isn't just any horse.

Surefire's an inside tip.

If the other horses had money, they'd bet on her, too. She can't lose.

She can't lose?

Right. I want my money back.

Okay. You got it.

Say, did I tell you about Surefire's bloodline?

Her mother was the Cincinnati mayor.

And Surefire's a great mutter.

Great mutter?

She's good to her children?

No, that means she likes to run on a muddy track.

And the prediction is for rain today.

But look, I don't want to influence you. You want your money back, you get it.

I guess I do, Manny.

Sorry.

Don't be sorry, amigo.

The only reason I took it in the first place is because for a minority guy like

me, the opportunity to make a big score comes along once in a lifetime.

I know where you're coming from.

Before I struck a witch, I was a minority myself.

You'll get another chance, Manny, because you're such a terrific guy.

You'd be surprised how many people don't know that.

You may not have noticed, Arnold, but I speak with a slight accent.

I noticed.

Instead of saying yes, you sometimes say Jess.

Jess, I do.

But you know, it turns some people off.

And it prevents you from getting a good job.

I mean, Ronald Reagan didn't ask me to be Secretary of State.

Manny, you're okay if you can laugh about it.

It's better than crying.

But that's my problem, not yours.

I'll see you later, amigo.

Okay.

Oh,

what the heck?

Here, Manny, I want you to take it.

You really mean it?

Yes.

Fantástico. I'll bet the whole thing on surefire's nose.

Let's hope that's the end that comes in first.

I kind of hate the part with this shirt.

What's so special about it?

What's so special?

Do you know I was wearing this shirt when I met Diane?

And when I met Shirley?

And my new true love, Charlene.

I mean, doesn't that tell you something?

Yeah, tells me you should change your shirt more often.

Come on, guys.

It's almost time for the race.

I can't believe you, Arnold.

You do such a dumb thing.

You sure are anxious to watch your money go up in mud.

Well, when that race comes on, just watch me go from tyke to tycoon.

You're going to find out the only way you can clean it by the track is with a

shovel.

You guys keep forgetting that Manny had an inside tip.

Yeah, well, I've got an inside tip for you, too, little brother. Get out of

before Dad comes home.

By the time Dad gets home, I'll be a winner, and nobody spanks a winner.

Arnold, you know that gambling is wrong.

Yeah, but this isn't gambling.

Surefire's a cinch. She's got a long line of blood.

In fact, she was related to the mayor of Cincinnati.

And the prediction is parade, and she's a terrific...

You better know how to do a rain dance, Arnold.

All of the horses are in the gate now, except one.

She's bucking and her jockey is trying to control her. It's number seven,

Surefire. She doesn't seem happy.

She's not the only one.

Surefire has turned and is bolting away from the starting gate.

She probably doesn't dig horse racing.

Hi, kids.

Hi, Daddy. I thought you had a meeting.

Oh, I did.

We broke up early. We couldn't find anything else to disagree about.

Anyway, that's left me free for the rest of the afternoon.

I'm all yours, kids.

Dad, it's Saturday.

Why don't you go for a bike ride in the park?

Oh, I don't think so. I hate having my tires stolen.

Then don't park your bike.

I mean, while I'm riding it.

Hey, Daddy, why don't you go upstairs and get all those old clothes for the

goodwill? Oh, yeah, the truck's going to be here soon.

Wait a minute, aren't those my things right there on the desk?

Oh, sure, but this is such a worthy cause, Daddy. Couldn't you give just a

little bit more?

What about that ratty old beat -up sweater you keep in the den?

My favorite sweater?

But it's full of holes.

I love those holes. I know every moth that made them, personally.

Now, come on, Daddy. Somebody needs that sweater a lot more than you do.

Yeah, right.

All right, I'll go and get it. And see what else you can find.

Until it hurts.

Let's watch upstairs.

Hey, you know what I think?

I think I'm talking to myself.

Hey,

gang.

Why did you all leave?

Oh, Dad, we're just trying to find some more things to give away.

Oh, good, you're all getting in the spirit. All right, I'll go through my

again, too.

I'll be right back.

No, Dad said he'd be right back.

The short, brilliant ones.

Just made a hundred big ones in two minutes.

A hundred dollars?

Are you telling me you bet your money on a horse?

Yep.

But that's gambling.

Not if you win.

Arnold, I am shocked.

Oh, Daddy, he didn't actually make the bet.

He just loaned Manny $100 and he backed.

Yeah, Manny's giving him $200 back.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Arnold, why didn't you tell me about this first?

I'm sorry, Dad, but maybe you can get in on the next one.

I'll get it.

Hi, Mr. Drummond. Hi, Manny. Just the fellow I want to talk to. Come in.

Yes, sir.

I didn't bet on the race.

What you talking about, Manny?

I was about to make the bet when I suddenly thought, what if we lost?

You're too good a friend and I just couldn't risk your money.

How come it's wet?

I got a few tears on it.

40 to 1.

Oy vey.

Bet you that was a tough one to lose.

And you know something, Manny? You were right. The horse won.

Please, don't rub it in.

I thought I could win the money for my limousine business.

That's about the only way I could ever get it.

Manny, let me ask you something.

You've got a good job.

I know that you get nice tips.

How come you have to borrow $100 from a little kid?

You know what it costs to raise a family today?

I didn't know you were married.

Who can afford to get married? I'm talking about my relatives back home.

Father, mother, uncles, aunts, nieces, nephews.

I've got my own foreign aid program.

I'd like to bring them all here, but there aren't enough boats.

Tell me, Manny, about this limousine business.

How much would... $4 ,000.

I'd like to help you.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

You'll give him the money?

No, but I'll co -sign a bank loan for you. Oh, great. That way, if he can't

back the loan, I'll cover for him.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

But I don't have any collateral, Mr. Drummond. But you've got something

much more important than that.

You've shown us that you've got honesty and decency.

That's good enough for me.

I'll never forget this, Mr. Drummond. Neither will I.

You won't get stuck for a cent. The limo business is really going to pay off.

Me and my partners, we've been researching it real good.

And before you know it, I'll be rich.

You know something, Manny? With all your talent, it must have been a struggle to

stay poor for so long.

Thanks again, Mr. Drummond. Never mind the thanks.

How about a chip on another horse?

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes. Different strokes.

Different strokes.

Where you going?

I got a job.

Like I don't.

Oh.

Oh, Eddie, look at that. You put a dent in my door.

That ain't a dent. That's a ding.

No, a ding is what you get on a game show for answering the question right.

is a dent.

Is somebody supposed to understand what you just said?

No. I'm supposed to confuse them. That way I can get to the scene first.

Brother, you're not getting out the driveway first with that piece of

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't go talking about bronchiola.

She might be old, but she like wine. She get better with time.

Catch you on the rebound, baby.

Come on, baby.

Come on, girl.

Worked on you all day.

Damn.

That's a date.

Hey, hold up. I'm sorry.

I mean, I mean,

isn't

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They're just going to leave you alone while you sit inside your home.

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Hey, man, nobody said radio was easy.

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Well, man, I'm about all tapped out.

Hey, I got a friend over at KLAP.

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Hey, I do sports.

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You know, back home, everybody used to confuse me with a model shot.

I just wish I could meet his wife.

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Eddie, how did you find me?

Wasn't easy.

I went to the radio station. You said you weren't dead, and you wasn't there.

Then how did you find me? Oh, there's 36 stations.