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Yeah. Yeah, thanks for the call, Johnny.
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I'm sure everything will be fine.
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Have a safe flight.
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What's wrong?
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Johnny's flying to Japan tonight, but
your grandmother's staying in town. His
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uncle's having emergency surgery.
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Oh, my God, that's terrible.
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Nana has free time?
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I mean, she's going to want to come
over, and she's going to rope us into
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old people stuff, like...
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Playing cribbage.
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Or watching the love boat.
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Talking about the old days when
everything was made of wood.
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Okay, don't panic.
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This could all be a drill, right, Dad?
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Not a drill.
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I hear a car.
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Purple PT Cruiser, run!
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Hey, where are you guys off to?
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Um, we're just going to clean out the
garage like you asked us to. Oh, that is
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so sweet.
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Wait a minute.
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My kids aren't sweet.
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It's Nana!
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Damn them to hell!
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What a nice surprise, Louise.
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Well, Johnny's out of town. Didn't
anyone tell you? No, nobody said
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and we have a system in place for that.
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Well, good news.
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You've got me for the whole week.
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And I hope you're ready to spice up your
wardrobe because I brought a jar of
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buttons and a glue gun.
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Just shoots glue, huh?
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I'm still in love with you this day
because you make me happy.
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Whoa.
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What's with the shirt?
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Oh.
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Nana and I have been spicing up my
wardrobe.
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With buttons.
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Lots of them.
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Is Nana still here?
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No, she just left.
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We spent the entire afternoon charting
the family tree.
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Sad to say, your father's the most
accomplished miller in nine generations.
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I'm sorry we ditched out on you. Oh,
honey, it's no big deal. When it comes
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Nana, everyone's got to do what you got
to do.
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Cool purse. It's Nana's. I thought you
said she left the room.
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Oh, hello, dear.
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Louise, Lauren loves your purse. She
wants to learn how to make one.
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Oh, well, I would be delighted to teach
you. Did you know that needle pointing
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was invented during the plague to
distract people from their suffering?
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That's really interesting. I'm sure Mom
would...
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buttons on that shirt?
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Sorry, I've been in the garage all day.
I'm having a hell of a time changing
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that oil filter.
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Stop fixing the car. It just pawned your
mother off on Lauren.
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Oh, good.
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Because this is chocolate.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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That is it. I am calling the school.
That football team is going to stop
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on you.
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It's not the football team.
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Is it basketball season already?
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No.
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I'm failing gym.
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Failing? Yeah, it's not my fault. Coach
Stone is making everyone climb this
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stupid military wall or we fail. It's
completely unfair.
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I'd say so. What's that kid in the
wheelchair supposed to do?
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Well, actually, he made it over.
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And don't think you didn't let everyone
know, rolling around all day like a hot
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shot.
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Ryan, if you fail gym, you won't
graduate. It says here you missed three
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classes. Yes, because I was needed in my
linguistics club. We're inventing a new
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language, and come on, Rome wasn't
botched, he did a dwabble.
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Wait a minute. Kirk Stone?
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He's your gym teacher? I know him. You
do? Yeah, from high school. Stone the
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bone. We played football together.
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Brian, your problems are solved. I'll
talk to my old buddy, get him off your
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back. You don't have to do that, Dad.
No, no, it'll be great to rehash old
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times. I don't know.
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Brian, I've never said this before, but
your father could be a big help.
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Okay, I just hope you can reason with
him. You know, Coach Stone's inane walk
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could be the literal and metaphoric
barrier between me and my aspirations.
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Okay, you know what? Enough with the
made -up words. Okay,
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ladies, before you hit the showers, a
little announcement.
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Thanks to Marty Rubin's pending lawsuit,
dodgeball's been banned.
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But luckily, I invented a new game,
Happy Joy Ball.
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Same rules as dodgeball, but you play
with this.
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Look alive, Rubin!
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Hey,
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Coach Stone?
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Yeah. It's me, Bill Miller, class of 81.
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And 82.
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And the summer of 83. You remember we
played varsity together? I was starting
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middle linebacker.
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Back up middle linebacker. You beat me
out for that spot.
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Well, don't blame yourself. The cream
rose to the top.
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And I see it settled back down to the
middle.
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Stone on the board.
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Careful, you're scuffing my floor with
your street shoes. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. So, buddy, I came to ask you
a favor. It's for my son, Brian.
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Wait a minute. You're Brian Miller's
father?
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You... Smart Brian Miller.
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Biological father?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Well, who knows?
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Anyway, it's about this wall.
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Brian's really having a tough time with
it, and he's worried you're going to
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fail him.
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Oh, look, I just want to push him a
little bit. Brian's a good kid. He
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have to make it over. As long as he
tries, I'll pass. Ah, thanks, old buddy.
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problem. Yeah, I told Brian I could
bring you around. Good old stone the
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Haven't heard that name in 20 years.
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You know, I came up with that nickname.
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That was you?
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I hated that nickname.
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Right? It ruined high school for me. Oh,
that's not so bad. You're better off
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than the guy I call Kirk the Jerk.
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That was me, too.
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Kirk Stone. Yeah, I was the Jerk and the
Bone.
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Jerk Bone. That's perfect.
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Later, Jerk Bone.
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Who said that?
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Thanks a lot, Miller.
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You know, you always were a jackass.
What? Come on. We had fun in high
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You remember that skinny kid we used to
give swirlies all the time? That guy has
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the right to hold a grudge. Again, me.
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Well, a lot of memories, a lot of good
time.
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Thanks for helping my son.
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You know what, Miller?
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I changed my mind.
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Wouldn't be fair to treat your kid
differently. Either he climbs that wall
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fails. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're only saying that because you
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like me.
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This is classic.
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Bill Miller's son is a wussbag.
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But now I've got you by the things you
shaved while your friends held me down.
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Hey, hey, let's get two things straight.
My son is not a wussbag.
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And that prank, while gay, was funny.
You know what else is funny?
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If your son doesn't make it over that
wall, he gets a big fat F.
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That's right, Miller.
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I rule this school now.
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Brian's going to make it over that wall
because I'm going to train him. And when
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he does, I'm going to do a victory
dance.
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It goes a little something like this.
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Hey, hey, hey, quit it!
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Quit it!
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giving Lauren a needlepoint lesson.
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Ah, well, don't mind me. I'm just going
to make myself a quick cup of tea.
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Oh, don't drink that horse piddle, dear.
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Besides, you don't want to hurry tea.
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Johnny introduced me to the Japanese tea
ceremony, and it's very spiritual.
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Sounds interesting, Louise.
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You hear that, Nana? She wants to learn
all about it.
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Oh, well, we better head on over to the
Japanese market. Now, they have a lot
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of... skittish birds there, dear, so you
might want to wear a hat.
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Uh, no, no, no, no. No, I don't want to
put you out, Louise. I mean, you're so
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busy with Lauren.
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Lauren? Lauren?
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Hey, there he is, my big guy.
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Did you get a chance to talk to Coach
Stone? No, but I have some fantastic
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You got me out of gym?
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Better. You have to climb that wall.
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And if you don't...
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You failed.
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What? How is that fantastic?
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Brian, I went in there, I looked at that
puny wall, and I thought, my son is
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selling himself short.
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I believe in you.
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No, no, you don't. You never have an
account on that. Don't worry.
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All you need is the right guy training
you.
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And that guy, please don't say you,
please don't say you, is me.
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Hey, guys. What's going on? I decided to
help my son tackle that wall. I know
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he's got it in him. The Millers are
climbers.
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Except socially and financially.
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I know I haven't been much help with
book stuff, but athletics is my
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I know I can help you get there, Brian.
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So you really think I can do this? Yeah,
you're like Rudy.
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Who's Rudy? Who's Rudy?
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It's a classic football movie about a
scrappy little guy who has the power to
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overcome anything.
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Start that Sean Afton guy from Lord of
the Rings.
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Samwise Gamgee of the Shire?
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Do you guys really think I have the
strength of a hobbit?
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Okay, I'm gonna go put on my gym shorts.
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And my traveling cloak.
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I just washed it, honey. It should be in
your jammy drawer.
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All right, champ, this is it.
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There she is, Brian, just waiting to be
mounted.
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You get on top of her, you'll finally be
a man.
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It's game time, Rudy.
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So how am I doing, Dad?
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Okay, let's start with the positives.
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If you fall, you probably won't hurt
yourself.
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All right, let's bring the arms into it.
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One, two, three.
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How was that?
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You might want to go to four next time.
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Come on.
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You're the man.
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Hi, Brian.
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Hi, Lisa.
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You can do it, Brian.
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I'm the tiger.
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How are you doing?
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The kid has the upper body strength of a
newborn.
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I believe in you, son.
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Way to go, Miller.
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I've seen Ivy climb a wall faster than
him.
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My boy may be the underdog, but he's
going to surprise you.
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Okay,
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this is getting sad.
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Look, I don't feel right about failing
your son just because you're a jackass.
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He can pass Jim if he...
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And rolls in square dancing like the
other wasp eggs? No chance in hell.
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dancing's for girls, and my son is not a
girl.
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Okay, does anybody have any aloe?
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Cocoa butter, anything, people, come on.
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And so ends the kwecha part of the
ritual.
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That was lovely.
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And now we move on to hour two of the
ceremony where...
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We purify the teacup.
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The chawan.
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Say it with me.
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Chawan. Cha -wan.
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Chawan. Chawan.
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Hey, Tina, look, it's a tea party.
Doesn't this look like fun?
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Nice try.
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Brian feeling any better? Oh, yeah, he
just needs to walk it off.
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Walk it off? Bill, you had to carry him
up the stairs.
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I'm all for you making a man out of
Brian, but I'm not sure there's a man in
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there.
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At this point, I'd settle for a tough
lesbian.
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You know what? You did your best. Maybe
it's time to call Coach Stone and get
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him to let Brian off the hook.
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Yeah, that's not really an option
anymore.
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Why not?
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Because Dad ticked off Coach Stone.
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scuffing up his floor and nicknaming him
Jerk Bell.
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Now Brian's only hope for passing Jim is
to take square dancing with all the
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other nerds and losers.
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Okay, okay, stop.
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How do you know all this?
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I have been staying late at school to
avoid Nana.
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Did you know that after school they have
clubs for people who are actually into
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stuff?
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It's like a whole different world after
2 o 'clock.
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Does the school end at 3?
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Hey, I'm not the one on trial here.
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So, that's what this is all about, huh?
You picked a fight with Coach Stone and
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Brian has to suffer for it? Well, you
know what? I'm calling that school and
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signing them up for square dance.
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Judy.
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Hey, Dad.
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Listen, I really do appreciate all the
help that you've been trying to give me,
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but, uh...
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I think it's time for me to throw in the
towel.
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Which I would do if I could lift one.
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Are you sure you want to give up, son?
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Yeah. So, uh, I think it's time for you
to call your old friend Coach Stone and
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get him to let me off the hook now.
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Yeah, I kind of overestimated that
friendship.
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Turns out he hates me.
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I thought you never even talked to him.
I tried, but he was a jerk.
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He's still jealous that I made first
string and he couldn't cut it.
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Plus, I kind of shaved his privates.
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What, yesterday?
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No.
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20 years ago, but he won't let it go.
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God, Dad, I can't believe this. You
ruined everything.
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Don't you worry, Brian.
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I just made a phone call to school and
signed you up for square dancing.
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What? Why did you do that?
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So that you could pass gym.
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But square dancing is lame.
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You love lame stuff.
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Not this lame.
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You cried when we took you out of tap
dancing class.
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Okay, yeah, tap, fine, okay? Ballroom,
bring it. Tango, it's on. But square
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dancing?
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Don't insult my feet.
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Oh, come on, it's just a few classes.
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Yeah, and a recital. Everyone sits in
the bleachers and then they pelt the
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dancers with garbage. It's the hottest
ticket of the year.
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I have a hard time believing that.
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Mom signed me up for square dancing.
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I get to throw garbage at Brian?
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Hope you're happy.
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Now, thanks to you, I got to take square
dancing, and I have to pass it. How am
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I ever going to learn the routine in
time for the recital? Did someone
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square dancing?
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Yes, yes, yes, I heard it, too. Help the
boy. Teach him everything you know.
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Okay, but why now?
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Louise, you can square dance, too?
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I told you.
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I'm a member of a senior square dancing
group, the Hootenannas.
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It's a wonderful, fabulous workout.
Here, Judy, feel my thigh. Go on, give
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good grab.
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Don't be shy.
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Holy!
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It's like concrete.
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Billy, want to feel my square dancing
thighs?
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No, I don't. She don't.
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ticket. And I'm starting to get why. I
didn't think anything could out -peak
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science there, and yet here we are.
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Hey, guys.
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Come to throw trash at your brother?
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No, I'm here to show Brian my support.
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What's in the bag?
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Little trash I picked up from outside.
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Give a hoot, don't pollute.
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Lauren, I told you no throwing garbage
at your brother.
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But, Mom, all my friends are doing it.
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Fine, but nothing harder than a kiwi.
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This blows.
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I look like Howdy freaking Doody.
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Oh, you do not.
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You look like Woody in Toy Story.
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You thought he was so cool.
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Nine years ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry it came to this, son.
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But in the end, you'll get through it,
and you'll always be my son.
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Why aren't you looking at me?
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I'm pretending I don't know you.
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Hey, Mellon.
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What are you doing here? Oh, come to see
the girls dance? You may have the upper
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hand now, but 22 years ago, I taped your
butt cheeks together.
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Another questionable memory, yes, but
I'll always have that.
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Ron, you keep living in the past, but
you know in your heart that I'm now the
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better man. You're a gym teacher. You
sell toilets.
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Stop. Both of you.
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This is about me passing Jim. It's not
about some stupid fight that started 20
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years ago. So everybody needs to stop
interfering in my life.
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We're advancing to your positions.
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That's you, son.
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What the hell it is?
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Stand back.
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It's hobbit time.
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Bill, he's going for the wall.
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You can do it, son.
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Or young man I just met.
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Depending on how this goes.
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That's my son.
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Oh, God. Guys, I can't get down. I'm
terrified of heights.
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I think I might have been.
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Over there. That's my son.
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Just kidding.
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I wouldn't have it.
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