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I can't believe it, Jim.

Why does this always happen when it's your turn to drive?

I don't know, Ron.

Lucky I get it.

Hey, get on the horn. See if we have any cattle in there.

I'm telling you, Walker, Kim's wedding's getting really expensive.

You know what they're getting for roses each day?

No idea.

Alex said you wouldn't know.

What do you mean by that?

Any partner? You don't know? I can't tell you.

But that's not what I'm talking about. I gotta buy a hundred dozen roses for the

wedding. You know, they don't even give you a little break.

A hundred dozen roses?

What are you gonna do with a hundred dozen roses? I don't know. Ask Mills.

He's the wedding coordinator.

All units in the vicinity of 3rd and Main.

This is Trevette. We're near there. Go ahead.

Suspects fleeing north in a late model Impala.

Shots fired.

Detectives Rivers and Parnell in high speed pursuit.

Go ahead and pat Drew.

Hey, Detective Parnell.

Hey, Ron, this is Ranger Trevette.

What's your 20?

30 nil, went by way too fast.

Tell them to cut down Cherry.

Ron, Walker says cut down Cherry for an intercept.

Too much gunpowder for us to get that close.

Wait, Walker, it's Kim. You want him on Cherry?

You got him on Cherry.

Don't shoot.

Drop it.

You're dead meat.

Thanks for the backup, Walker.

Anytime. Great work, guys.

Just took a major bite out of the biggest carjacking ring in Texas.

Good work, Kim. We still don't have our main man.

We'll get him.

Kim, I owe you.

Good. You can do the paperwork.

You know, I'll tell you what.

The hotter things get, the cooler you become.

I just hope I can be that cool next Saturday at my wedding.

High -speed chase is nothing compared to a long, slow walk down the aisle.

Ah, you're going to make a beautiful bride.

I hope so, Walker.

I guess I'm just a little old -fashioned.

But I always think about a wedding and a church.

Yeah, but wait till you see it, C .D. The gardens at the Holland Estate are

most beautiful places on Earth.

Pretty fancy for a girl who grew up in the country outside Amarillo, huh?

You deserve the best, Kim.

Thanks, D .D.

I was all for eloping, but Phil's dad wanted to have a big, fancy wedding.

Well, once a few thousand years, a few thousand years, a billionaire, huh?

Way back when my mom and dad got married, they couldn't afford a big

Dad wants to do this for her memory.

Couldn't afford a big wedding.

And now he owns half the drilling rigs in West Texas.

Not back then.

All they had was a battered old pickup, a big dream, a lot of love.

What else do you need?

Aren't they sweet?

They make a nice couple.

I hope I don't start crying at the wedding. It's awful to have the maid of

with mascara streaking down her face.

That's something I can never figure out.

Why do people cry at weddings?

The joy, the promise, the commitment.

You've never cried at a wedding?

No, not that I can recall.

I've sweated a little bit, though.

Just the very subject does that to you.

Phil, Kim, hey.

You ready?

Just about.

Good. Because Mims is going to be here any second.

What are you so damn nervous about? Listen, this fella's going to love this

chili. Look, you haven't met the guy.

Corey Mims is the most sought -after wedding coordinator in Texas.

There's a six -month waiting list for his services.

I told you I could have done this by myself.

You don't like working with Corey?

Let's just say the man's intense.

Oh,

the lovely bride and the dashing groom out plumbing.

Watch out.

Paparazzi, paparazzi, paparazzi.

James, James, James.

What on earth are you doing in a place like this?

I like it here. I spend a lot of time here.

Oh, of course.

That crude side of your nature I find just fascinating.

All right, now, what was so important that you had to lure me into this tacky

dive? You just watch your mouth. Corey, I've been looking at the menu for the

reception, and I think it needs a little bit of work. A little bit of work? See,

first of all, everything's in French. And your point being?

And the point is we don't like mushrooms rooted out by a hog or a worm that

leaves a silver trail across the sidewalk.

Just taste the chili so we can get on with the business.

Taste the chili.

A flash of anger.

All right, all right, all right. I see there's only one way to put an end to

this madness.

I've

tasted

better sterno.

You better shut your mouth. Hold on. Look, all I want to do is give the

an option.

Is this what you want?

The CD does make the best chili in Texas.

All right.

All right.

Jimmy, where in the hell did you get that guy?

bringing in some shooters from Chicago.

You're a good man, Drell.

Are you bringing in Carla?

Just like you asked, Storm.

Let's let Carla kill a bride.

You got money in the account?

His parents' purchase came in from Zurich.

Thought you might get a kick out of that.

Assistant District Attorney Phil Holland and Officer Kim Rivers.

Aren't they lovely?

Maybe they'll use the same pictures for their obituaries when we're through with

them.

Joe, I don't care what it takes, all right?

I expect their wedding to be the most unforgettable social event of this

season. No one gets out alive.

In the eyes of a ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know

wrong from right.

Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you.

Ain't all you do, you're gonna see.

When you're in Texas, look behind you.

Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

Welcome to Dallas.

You should have sent a limo.

Nice to see you again, too, Carla.

Come on in, boys.

You'll find the bar well stocked to keep your head.

We've got plenty of work to do.

No, sir, we do not know who runs the operation.

Walker hopes the rate on the chop shop will provide the answer.

Thank you, Judge Smith.

Phil Holland is on his way over to pick up the warrant.

This one's going to go down hard, isn't it?

Probably.

You better get going. Walker's waiting.

The warrant.

Thanks, Phil. Let's go.

You be careful out there.

No sweat.

It's a piece of cake.

I'll see you later.

Everybody freeze! Take the planes!

Get down

on

the ground!

Hands behind your head!

Walker, what part of freeze don't we understand?

No one said that car thieves were smart.

Let's hook them up.

Great. What? I hate to answer my own phone.

Hello, Trevette.

James? Hi, Corey.

If you're not here in 30 minutes, then we're going to call off the wedding.

Call off the wedding?

I need you here, James, now.

Corey, where's here?

Holland Estate, South Lawn. I can't believe you did this to me. What?

Did what?

Well, if you don't know, then we're in a lot deeper trouble than I thought. I

hope you're already on your way.

Corey, you know, I'd like to help you out. We just got finished with this big

bust, and I'm going to be tied up with paperwork for hours.

That's all right, Trivet. I'll take care of the paperwork.

I heard that.

Jay, please.

I've never had a wedding crash before, and I'm not about to start now.

Thank you.

Since you're in charge of making sure that everything goes well about the

wedding, I just thought I'd help you out.

I guess I just better get over there. She was so important.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Cory, what the devil is bothering you? All right, all right, all right. Now

tell me once again where you unilaterally decided to place the

there.

Now then, close your eyes.

Imagine the event.

And what do you do?

Gee, you know, I still see the bandstand right over there. I see the people

dancing right there.

Oh. But the sun, it's setting dramatically in the west.

It's moving me. Tears are coming to my eyes, Corey.

Exactly as I thought.

Exactly as what?

The music, as you have positioned it, is blowing the young lovers into the

darkness, toward the clouds and confusion.

Excuse me?

Haven't you been listening?

Feng shui, feng shui, feng shui, feng shui.

Relationship without consequence.

Blending harmonial proximity with blissful unity. It's what we're all

here, James.

So, unless you want to condemn this beautiful young couple to a sad, bitter

life, then please get with the program.

Okay.

Corey, what you're telling me is if I move the bandstand, Over there.

I move the dance floor over there. The woods can stay where they're at.

Right? And the sun still sets in the west.

Then the wedding can go on.

Please. Done deal.

Yes! I knew you'd come along.

Isn't it exciting? It's great.

Mr. Mims.

Ranger Trevette.

How's it going?

Splendid, Mr. Holland.

Splendid.

Splendid?

Yeah.

What is the matter?

You should be happy. The raid in the chop shop went great.

Still, we haven't been able to figure out who's running the operation.

Besides, it's not that. It's Phil.

What about Phil?

Last night on the way home, he asked me to consider quitting the department.

You quit the police department?

He feels it's too dangerous.

As the future mother of his children, he feels I should reconsider my options.

Well, what did you tell him?

I told him no.

I was a cop when he fell in love with me, and I was a cop when he asked me to

marry him.

Yeah, it's dangerous.

But why should that get in the way of our marriage?

Well, ideally it shouldn't, but I'm sure sometimes it does.

Is that why you and Walker have never tied the knot?

That's a hard question to answer.

This is ground zero.

The dancing will most likely take place on the tennis court.

So we set up right here.

How many people?

At least 200.

Including more than a few Texas Rangers.

Terrific.

So once it's over, how are we going to get out?

The explosion, some smoke grenades.

Should give us time to get in, mop up, get out.

Once they get a handle on the screaming and the dying, we should be long gone.

That's the plan.

Here are the primary targets.

The groom.

Bill Holland, his beautiful bride, Kim Rivers.

Carla, Mr. Storm thought you might like to have her for yourself.

Our partner, Ron Parnell.

And the assistant district attorney, Alex Cahill.

Get to know these faces.

Nobody comes out alive.

Hey, get anything on the guy that ran the chop shop?

Yeah, got a statement.

What'd we get?

A warehouse.

No, not another warehouse. I hate warehouses.

What's in it?

Stolen cars for the last month.

Waiting to be driven across the border.

That should cut pretty deep.

Get the top dog?

Nah, he didn't know who he was.

You sure?

Trivet.

I made him confess to stealing candy in the third grade. Yeah, I'm sure.

I'm going to call Alex. Get the warrants.

Sorry, Kim.

I'm ready to roll.

All right. Give me two seconds.

Don't worry.

I'll be there.

All right.

I'll hold you to that.

Oh, it's no big deal.

Long way from the heart.

Let me see this.

Hold this. All right.

Get her to the hospital.

Okay. Wait, I'm fine. I'm not going anywhere. Come on, we've got to tear

place apart. Find out something that will lead us to the head guy.

You're not going to tear anything apart. Oh, Walker.

Do I have to carry you?

You are the only man I know who could pull that off.

And why are you still standing here?

I'm gone, all right? I'm gone.

No, Kim.

It's not a problem. My wedding gown has long sleeves.

That's not what I meant. Hey, listen, guys.

I'll catch you later, all right? Hey, Ron.

Thanks.

You betcha.

I'm so sorry.

Does it hurt bad?

It's just a scratch.

Kim, for us, for the family we want to have, back away from this.

I make a good living with the DA's office.

My trust fund could finance a third world country.

You don't need to do this anymore.

I want to marry you, not bury you.

Phil, I'm not quitting.

So if you really want to marry me, then you're going to have to accept me for

who I am and what I am.

I just don't know if I can handle a life waiting for a phone call saying you're

not coming home because you're dead.

Well, then maybe we should get married.

Why aren't you home?

It's just a scratch, Walker.

So, did we get the hit at the warehouse?

Yeah. The leaders are two brothers from Addison.

They run a junkyard down there.

They take the serial numbers off the junkers and transfer them to the Forge

Pinkflips? Yep, sneak them over the border and disappear.

That's great, so let's take them down.

Not yet.

We're setting up a wiretap to make sure.

Something on your mind?

Huh?

No, no, nothing. Why?

Well, your face says differently.

I am about this far from calling off the wedding.

Phil wants you to quit the department.

How did you know?

Well, I've seen it before.

Walker, my mama left me and my daddy when I was six.

And then my dad died a year after that.

But I'm proud of what I've done.

I started out as Dirt Walker, and I have made something for myself, and I'm not

going to give that up, not for anybody.

Well, Phil's a good guy, and he loves you a lot.

You know, he's just concerned about your safety.

But he'll come around.

I know.

At least I hope so.

So tell me, for someone who...

Seems to know how stressful it is to be married to the law.

Is that why you've never asked Alex to marry you?

Well, that's a hard question to answer.

How's it coming with your release? You'll be on time for the wedding. Yeah.

The night before.

What about the rocket launcher?

It's on its way in from Georgia.

That's good.

That's very good.

I don't want to get their attention.

Dean and Tony like it.

Junk biz must pay well, especially when you don't have to buy the cars.

They look a little nervous.

Rats always know when to leave the sink and sip.

Wiretap's in.

Let's hope they're rattled enough to get stupid.

We gotta go now, Walker.

Where? To the wedding we heard.

I hear there's a good chance we'll warp the feng shui, or feng shui or whatever

it is, if this thing doesn't come off like clockwork.

Well, I'm not even going to ask what feng shui is.

James, I've done hundreds of weddings, and it's always the same.

The pins, the needles, the sweat, the fear, and then the crescendo of joy

as it all comes together.

Uh -huh.

This will be my greatest triumph.

I can feel it in my loin.

Corey, that's a little more information than I wanted to hear.

All right, now. The lovely bride is escorted down the aisle by Ranger

Yes, no, not too fast.

Not too fast. Yes. No. Yes. Oh, that's lovely.

Oh. Oh, that's lovely. Yes. More of that.

No. Yes.

I'm really sorry about yesterday at the hospital.

So am I.

They're going to be just fine.

Romance is in the air.

You know, it's kind of catchy in Cordell.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God. We're on our way. And

in the presence of this company to join Phil and Kim in holy matrimony.

James. Please, surely this can wait. No, we can't. I'm sorry, folks. Sorry to

interrupt. We've got something going on.

You were right about the Lake Brothers being jumpy.

Wartap picked up Tony transferring his accounts to an offshore bank.

Well, it's not illegal to transfer funds.

He also admitted to killing Benny Rupert.

Told the accountant the same thing would happen to him if he didn't close his

accounts in one hour.

Then he bought two one -way tickets to Brazil.

Flight leaves in three hours.

Surveillance has him shredding and packing as fast as they can.

Well, then you have all the probable cause you need. We've got to leave right

now or we're going to lose him.

Let's go.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. I know.

It's your job.

You ever get used to this?

Yes.

You don't like it, but you do get used to it.

Come on, let's go to the office and start working on those indictments.

I'll take him.

All right, I'll take him, Jerry.

Let's go. Come on. All right, take him.

Mud's wrapped up.

They don't look so tough now.

Never do.

Has anyone seen Ron?

I haven't.

Well, call me the second you know anything else, okay?

It's all over at the junkyard.

And? One officer down.

They didn't say who.

Ron was shot.

How was he?

It was close, but he's going to be all right.

He might even be back in the saddle by the time we return from our honeymoon.

That is, if you still want to marry a cop.

Kim, I don't care if you join the damn Marines.

I thought I lost you today, and I'm not going to let you get away.

You know, this is a great day.

Ron beats the odds.

Lake Brothers are behind bars. We've got a great wedding tomorrow.

It doesn't get any better than this, huh?

It's great to have you back and all, Mr. Storm. And I know it's bad form to ask

questions, but why the hell are we doing this?

What are these people to you?

They're not people.

They're life.

I was running the southern leg of a very sweet hijacking operation for Moshe.

Galliston to Chicago.

When this one and her partner, they pull a random ICC security

check for documents on one of the rigs that we had just grabbed.

They arrested my drivers.

And one of them gave me up.

Then this one. This one puts me away for five years.

I spent a lot of time thinking about this Cahill.

What about the groom, this Phil guy?

He was second chair to Cahill at my trial. I think that's when he met

Rivers. They fell in love going over her testimony.

That's sweet, huh?

I brought them together.

Oh, yeah, you're a real Cupid.

And tomorrow I'm going to take them apart.

Now, you got your targets, right?

I want you to remember one thing, okay?

And one thing only.

When the fun begins, Alex Cahill.

You do realize, of course, that we're much too late to reprint the new

Cory, the man didn't ask to get shot.

Wait. If Ranger Walker is going to take the poor man's place and become the new

best man, who is going to give away the bride?

C .D. Parker.

Not the chilly man? Yes, the chilly man.

James, whatever you do, don't let him wear a plaid shirt.

Well, this has been a long time coming, Drell.

I appreciate everything you've done for me.

I won't forget it.

My pleasure, Mr. Storm.

I'll see you on the other side.

This doesn't make sense.

James! What? James, roses in front, orchids in back.

Yes, yes, come, come, come.

And lose the tacky baby's breath.

I belong here. I'm standing.

All right.

Fight. Fight. No.

No. No.

No.

Yeah. Yeah. Good.

It's good.

Hey, Walker.

Hey. I want to give you the ring so I don't lose it.

No, don't tell me.

It was my mother's.

That's it.

Yeah.

Yeah, you keep it.

Man, you sure are nervous.

Yeah, not only am I nervous, my mouth's dry.

My stomach feels like somebody threw a firecracker into a bird cage.

Is this how you're supposed to feel, Walker?

You're asking the wrong man, Phil.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

What is that awful smell?

Well... What do you want me to set up business?

Um, I hear Houston's nice.

Smart aleck.

Look.

Thing of beauty. Just take a look at that.

Buzzard breath chili. Oh.

Thank you.

You look pretty handsome yourself.

Yeah.

Alex, after the wedding, there's something I'd like to ask you.

What?

I said, after the wedding.

See the band?

My God, you're right. The band.

Oh. Oh.

The Wine and Roses Band. They'll be five minutes late.

Who gives this woman to be married to this man?

I do.

We are gathered here in the sight of God and in the presence of this company to

unite Phil and Kim in holy matrimony.

Marriage was ordained by God in Eden and confirmed in Cana of Galilee by the

presence of the Lord himself and is declared by the inspired Apostle Paul to

honorable among all men.

Wow, am I glad to see you guys.

All right.

Get that up.

Now, what I want... Wait a minute. You're not Weintraub.

You're not Rose.

What?

Lady

Drell.

Everything's ready.

Yeah, we gotta go here, too.

Hey, guys, has anybody seen Corey Mintz?

Nope, haven't seen him.

What instrument do you play?

The flute.

If anybody sees him, they want him in the caterington, all right? Yeah.

In its sacredness and its unity.

It is like the mystical relation between Christ and his church, and is therefore

the most significant and binding covenant known in human relations.

It is therefore not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently,

discreetly. Men's is missing.

It's weird for someone who's always everywhere to suddenly be nowhere.

I also have a lady flute player who's got hands that look like they've been

crushing concrete for 20 years.

Starting to feel weird around here.

Keep your eyes open.

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Do it.

Alex, get back!

Go! Go! Go!

Oh, you are unbelievable.

I love you so much.

Are you all right?

I think so.

So, Carter, how about if we just elope?

I may never work again.

You okay, Alex?

Yeah.

And what is it that you wanted to ask me?

Get out, Alex. Get out.

Oh, my God.

Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you.

Anything wrong you do, he's gonna see.

When you're in Texas, look behind you.

So that's where the rings are.