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Here's some more hors d 'oeuvres I found in the hallway. I didn't even see them

before.

They're like individual spoonfuls of different things.

They're all in their own individual little spoon.

Here's coming more people.

More Christmas people.

Merry Christmas.

More Christmas people are arriving.

More Christmas people are arriving.

There they are.

They're very hungry.

They're very hungry people.

Oh, no, don't worry. Everything is good.

You don't even have to notice me.

It's under the tree.

Merry Christmas.

Sorry about this.

Whatever. He's not fighting something off you. Everybody, it's Christmas.

Thank you.

Oh, look at him.

You little baby.

You're bringing sickness into our house? Yes.

We all are. I forgot to ask you a question.

Did you forget what to do?

Yes. Are you coming tomorrow for a golf game?

Tomorrow's really crazy. So let's just do this.

Awesome. There we go.

Let's do all my fives. There we go.

I know.

So suspicious.

Yes.

Are you excited?

She is my sister. It's all weird. Are you excited?

I'm full. Hope you guys have fun.

Merry Christmas.

Oh,

thank you.

Everything smells delicious.

Oh, it tastes good.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Can I just say hi to you? Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

I love one. He looks like a Georgetown boy.

Okay. You go first. What would you like to drink?

Merry Christmas!

Everyone's arriving.

I'm glad you had fun.

I hope you had fun.

Good. What did you do?

Oh, today? Yeah, Christmas.

Yeah, Christmas.

Of course.

Yummy.

Delicious hors d 'oeuvres.

What was that?

That was wild. I think I got it all, though. Thank you. I'm so glad you got

I'm so happy.

Can I help you? No, it's all right.

It's lovely.

I'm going to try it again.

That

scared

me a little bit, okay? I just want you to know that.

of a lot of really weird -looking people.

Hey, guys.

Stop.

Stop.

It's me, quick.

Hello.

I was going for this chicken. You were going for that chicken.

It's an old one.

I'll try it.

Lots of hugging and kissing and stuff, yeah.

Lots of hugging and kissing and stuff.

The well -dressed people at the party

One of my crazy Guggenheimer things.

Yeah, now it's getting louder.

Now we're getting to the Dunleavy volume now.

Are you recording? Yes, I'm recording.

Merry Christmas, Matthew Oates. Merry Christmas, Matthew Oates. Merry

Merry Christmas.

I just say omeleto. Congratulations.

Omeleto gozaimasu.

Okay.

Omeleto gozaimasu.

That's right.

Very good. Oh, people are sitting. I got to get out of here because they're

going to crush me.

I'll get crushed.

They can smell the food now. They're starting to smell the food. Look at

They're moving.

They're moving in like sharks.

The cattle are lowing.

The chum is in the water. The chum is in the water.

I just wanted a variety, okay?

I love it!

Do you need runners?

Doesn't get much weirder than this Christmas here.

Yeah, what do you need? We just need people to deliver plates. No problem.

Absolutely.

And there they all are.

Again. They're all there again.

Again. Again. It's Anita saying Merry Christmas, Matsuos. Merry Christmas,

Matsuos.

Give it a try

Dennis

the meat master is

trying to chop his thumb off with that big knife It's a struggle with the

big bird

Wow. That means wow.

Hello. Hello.

And our culinary special guest today, Carly.

I'm making bok choy.

Bok choy.

Let's take a closer look at that.

Yeah.

I have gone crazy, haven't I?

Look at the meat. More meat.

Look at all the meat.

Look at that meat.

That's amazing.

Hey,

there's a wrapper. A wrapper got in here somehow.

How did that happen?

Say Merry Christmas, Matuos. Merry Christmas, Matuos.

Thank you very much. Smile when you say that. Merry Christmas, Matuos.

Look at this table.

Huge Dunleavy table.

Dunster's Dunleavy table.

Ah, it's a gift.

Gift for Brian. No gifts. We're not supposed to do gifts.

Oh, it's heavy.

What is it, a bowling ball?

Small bowling ball.

Merry Christmas, Matzos.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, Merry Christmas. It's Santa Michael.

Merry Christmas. Santa Michael. They won't recognize you because of the

you know.

There's another Santa over there.

Everywhere.

Oh, there's Harry.

Merry Christmas, Harry.

Merry Christmas.

Another gift.

Look, a bright and skinny gift.

Thank you.

Wow. Thank you very much. I have nothing for you.

Heavy.

It's really heavy.

The theme is Bottles of Christmas.

oh good everybody got a ball with sometimes oh okay tailored to their

we chose the bottle specifically merry christmas matthews merry christmas look

at the table how did they do it how do they fit all those

people in here oh another that's a nice one man

i like that one that's the one that's the first one i saw that i like though

We've got some things on the wall.

We've got wall things.

We've got Donna's arrival.

Everybody's wearing red today. That's good.

Oh, there they are. They're together.

They're very happy.

Merry Christmas, Maxwell.

Merry Christmas, Maxwell. Oh, look at that guy. He looks like a reindeer.

He does.

He looks like Santa Reindeer.

Here's a little Christmas tree. A little bit like the Matsuo Christmas tree. A

small one.

Like that.

Yeah, it's very nice.

And here there's a Christmas -style train.

And there's, uh... Oh, and there's... There's Mom and Dad when they got

That's my friend.

Yeah.

Ryan, you might want to take a picture of me now.

Oh, there we are. Well, this is a video. Donna, can I get this? Because I'm the

queen.

Queen of the... Yes, you have golden antlers. I have golden antlers.

Candy canes, elf, which are you?

Anything at all. Something that matches my rose tie, please.

That matches your tie. Perfect.

I'm an elf.

Oh, you're an elf. Yes, lovely.

Isn't she cute?

Look at that elf hat.

Oh, you got the little candy cane. Yes, somebody's going to take me.

It's recording, so it's just a video, so you don't need to push any buttons or

anything. Just point at it. Ho, Merry Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry

Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Okay, so we're back here at the table. I think we've made the full rounds at the

moment.

We'll check back in in the kitchen here.

Big meat. Oh, the big meat disappeared.

It's gone.

Look, there's a big meat right here. Look at that one.

There's another big meat in here. Say look at that.

Huge meat is in there. Look at that. It looks like it's still alive maybe.

I love the kind of cane.

I can't see myself, but I'm sure I look great.

There's Chris. Again, he's got a different shirt on now.

Just knew that someone was going to try and do this.

Dennis loves when I come and do this.

Dennis, the meat master.

Lee, your antlers are getting in the way.

There's a little decoration van right there.

And there's, it's getting kind of dark here, but there's a baby Jesus thing

there, you know.

I need the light on here.

There's many, many nuts and bolts.

You're going to get nuts and bolts.

There's a sleigh with nuts and bolts in it. And you're going to receive some

nuts and bolts in the mail very soon.

And in here, there's a big wreath.

That's a wreath.

And then if you look outside, there's decorations outside.

Snowflakes are everywhere.

Yeah.

Oh, look at that.

And somebody has a TV on. We don't know why, but they have a TV on.

And then we're going to go out here.

Making a picture, a painting of my mother.

This is Lois.

This is her shrine.

Nice picture.

This is the pantry, big pantry that Eve has.

She has a very nice big pantry.

She keeps many different foods and things.

Here comes Donna with her little hat.

Here comes Donna with her little hat.

Yes, very good, very good. I like that.

Thank you very much.

There's no such thing as pasta.

It's in there.

So why is there an anti -pasta? Wow.

Is there a pro -pasta? The rope can loosen up.

A lot of bacteria. I'm going to get out of the way now because... There's a man

with a fling.

Yeah, I'm really hungry now.

Really, really hungry.

I want to rebound today.

Someday these videos will be very important to someone.

But we don't know who.

So I'm going to stop this video and do another one later.