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Naughty America.
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Nobody does it better.
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Dane.
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Dane.
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Dane! That's my name, don't wear it out.
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You know, you've missed a few biology
classes.
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I have?
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You have.
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That is why we are here.
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Hello. You paying attention?
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Of course I'm paying attention.
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Okay.
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So, according to my records, especially
the sex education, reproductive system,
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you weren't here for any of that.
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Yeah, because, you know, I was out
actually having sex.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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So you know everything there is to know.
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Yeah, of course. I mean, I play video
games. I'm good with my fingers.
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Coordination. Okay, coordination.
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So,
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you know all there is to know.
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Uh -huh.
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Do you know about a woman's breasts?
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Of course.
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All about them.
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Yeah. There's nipples on them.
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Yeah. And they're filled with things.
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There's... And what do you call the
nipples?
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Do you know what you call them?
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Areola? Oh, you've listened to some
things.
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Yeah.
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Well, do you know how to have sex?
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Of course I know how to have sex. I do
it all the time.
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Do you know about a woman's clit?
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Um, I'm not sure that's like the...
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Yeah, her G -spot.
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Hey.
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What?
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Come show me.
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Hold on, I'm going to protect my
fortress.
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This is really important.
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If I don't protect my fortress, like,
you don't understand.
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Come here now.
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Put it down.
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Wait, hold on.
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Wait! My fucking fortress died. I died.
Put it down.
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Or you fail.
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Come here.
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Now. Show me. Now.
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Now. Put it... Show me.
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Okay.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing? I am not a fucking
video game.
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There. That doesn't work.
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This is what you're supposed to be
doing.
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You should put your face into the
breath.
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Take your tongue out.
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Take your tongue out.
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Take your tongue out.
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Suck on them.
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Come on. Suck.
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Suck on them.
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See?
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No biting.
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What? I'm hungry.
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Seriously?
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Don't you know how to do anything?
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I, how I know is you bite nipples. No.
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You tweeze them. No. Like this. No.
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Stick your tongue out. Come here.
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Lightly. Stick your tongue out.
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Suck nicely.
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So if you know all about sex, why don't
you show me what you know.
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Show me how.
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Come on.
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It's about as much as I do when I have
sex with a girl.
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Oh, come on.
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Show me that you like it. No biting.
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Do you understand?
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We're going to have to work on this. You
know that, right?
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You ever had your dicks fucked up?
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Every day.
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Every day? Yeah.
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Are you sure about that? Of course.
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Stay right there. I'm staying right
here.
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Oh, your penis is all right.
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Fortress.
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I'll take your mind off of the fortress.
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I always have sex with all my clothes
on.
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No, you don't.
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Oh my god.
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What? You're gonna come.
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No. Not yet.
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Oh my god.
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Not yet.
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You better hold out.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.
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