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Huh?

If you told me we were grooming a bull today,

I wouldn't have worn my new red scarf.

Yeah, but it looks so good on you.

But it might look better on...

Hyah!

Yee-haw!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa! Wow!

Hyah!

- Jack, that was amazing! - Wow, Jack!

Where'd you learn to do all that?

I pick up things quick.

Perks of a life on the road. They call me One-Take Jack.

- Oooh! - Stop.

Stop, stop.

Don't clap for him.

I've got a very high-stakes crisis.

Do you guys know "water"?

What, the liquid?

No!

The video game, "Warriors Against the Realm."

W.A.T.R.?

Rated "E" for everyone.

Oh! One of my friends played that game.

He died.

There's an event this week with exclusive rewards

but Anusha's parents went full Genghis Khan

and limited her screen time, and I can't play alone!

In short, I need a new teammate,

or my life is over.

I'll play with you.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

This isn't an easy game to learn.

- And you're not even a gamer. - Give me an hour.

I'll be conquering realms with the best of 'em.

You don't conquer the realm, Jack.

All right, show me how to play, coach.

Hold up, before you fight in the realm,

you should know this game can turn good people toxic.

How could a video game affect you in real life?

Just turn the computer off.

The negativity creeps in.

You make an excuse, blame your teammate,

it spreads like a virus, and before you notice,

it's already taken over!

So, do you press "A," or...

First, you pick a character.

I play...

Lucinda!

Whose blessed blade cuts foes

and heals friends.

Choose carefully.

There are over a dozen unique--

I choose "Random."

Elfion Arrowtip?

He's kinda weak.

Ha ha. You're weak. Let's play.

Our goal is to cross "the lane"

to destroy that castle and stop the enemy duo

getting to ours.

Easy. I'm ready.

Oh, whoa. Why am I dancing?

You accidentally used a dance emote!

How do I stop?

First take-down.

Not fair. I didn't mean to do that.

Don't worry. You respawn at the castle.

I'll hold them off.

Double elimination.

What was that?

That was my ultimate.

How did I get my ultimate in the first fight?

That's because Lucinda is broken OP.

If you land your combos, you can use your "R"

within the first minute, and the devs won't balance her at all

because she's the poster child of the franchise.

She's pretty much the meta.

Huh?!

Time for round two.

Here I come! Oops.

I'll use all my magic points.

Dodge this!

Jack, no! That's his...

...decoy.

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Ugh. Used the emote again.

Ally eliminated.

Can you turn chat on and tell these guys

to stop playing so cheap?

Trust me. If you want to avoid becoming toxic,

never turn on the chat.

That's my one rule.

I just want a fair fight.

Jack, it's fine.

You'll be bad for a while before you get better.

That's not how it works for me! I'm One-Take Jack.

The harder the challenge, the quicker I adapt.

I can take every trick this dumb realm throws at me.

Oi! Take it easy.

Remember, this is a mental battle.

Let's show 'em what we can do.

Charge!

Hyah!

Gah! She got me!

Ow! Ow! Whoa! Hey! Ow!

No, no, no, no!

Aw, man.

Pretty sweet ultimate, though.

Defeat.

- Oh! So close. - Ah!

Remember when I almost shot them with my bow?

Yeah! Pretty good for your first try.

Let's go again.

Never ever play right after a loss.

That was just a warmup! I didn't get a chance to--

When you lose, you take a break.

Clear your mind.

And that's my other rule,

Lily's two rules.

Promise you'll never break Lily's rules.

Uh...

Yeah, I promise.

I'm thinking it's boba time.

Wanna come?

Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna do some guy stuff.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm not sweatin' it.

What was my score again?

Zero take-downs?

Ninety-nine eliminations?!

Oh, nice try, mate.

Maybe try playing offline in our

baby mode.

Ah, heck no!

One more game ought to do it.

Follow me.

Double elimination.

What? Um, that was a warm-up.

Besides, there was a glare in my room.

Oh! Give me an item!

Hey, where are you going?

Come back!

Bro, what are you doing? My teammates are feeding!

Defeat.

Defeat.

Let's go again!

Defeat!

Defeat!

Snickerdoodles!

Uh, you seem busy...

Get out of here!

Yup.

Oh, honey, what happened?

It's Jack, he...

He's started puberty!

Man, I wish I could jump into voice chat

and educate these crumb bums.

Sorry, Lily.

Hello, I'm Jack.

Good luck, have fun, and more importantly,

don't mess up or get hit at all!

I'm supposed to take orders from

a Day One account?

Hey, stop looking at my profile and focus on the game.

Maybe focus on your zero-percent win rate, noob.

There's a glare in my room!

What makes you think you're any good?

You just started.

'Cause I'm One-Take Jack. I pick things up quick.

I adapt!

Adapt quicker, Jack.

I don't want another loss because of a rookie.

Double elimination.

I hope that doesn't affect your win rate,

C-C-Captain Genius!

Good one. Call me when your brain grows back.

Defeat.

Hi, mate. Seems like you're still struggling.

How about ultra baby mode?

Oh, no!

What is it? What's going on? What'd I miss?

Lil, it's your brother, he's...

going through puberty!

It's not puberty, it's poor online etiquette.

- Oh. - Oh...

His toxicity levels are too high!

He cannot be approached physically,

so we must approach him digitally.

Hey, Jack. It's me, Lil.

Snap out of it!

Be quiet, troll! Lil would never speak on the mic.

Don't you dare pretend to be her, you noob!

You better not suck like all my other teammates,

or I'ma go crazy!

Don't worry, bros, time to kill him with kindness.

Here, valuable teammate, take this item.

Uh... thanks.

I'm so fast now.

Ugh. You Jester mains are so cheap.

Use your arrow to finish the kill.

Ah!

First take-down.

My... first take-down.

I'll power you up.

Use your ultimate.

My ultimate.

Come on, let's rush the castle!

Victory.

I won.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

- I won! - Whoo-hoo!

We did it!

How does it feel, Jack?

Um, Jack?

Umm...

GG's, easy clap.

Maybe next time, play a character

that can support my Elfion better.

My back's starting to hurt from carrying.

Get to know the meta, noob!

- Is he fine now? - Did you get enough points?

I'll be right back.

Yeah, you might need to work on your rotation.

Wait, what are you doing? I'm queued for another game!

Please!

It burns, it burns!

I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.

You need to detox.

I told you my two rules.

Why'd you go and break them?

Because I'm One-Take Jack.

I'm adaptable. That's my thing.

Is it?

I guess not.

Did you have fun our first game?

Yeah.

Have you had fun since?

No.

Just take a breath

and let the toxicity flow away.

Geez, how did you get so wise?

And why does it only apply to video games

and nothing else you do?

Okay, that was toxic, sorry.

The realm conquered you today.

Maybe tomorrow we can try to conquer it back.

I thought you said we don't conquer the realm.

Be quiet, noob.