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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,119 --> 00:00:21,300 Any news? 2 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,790 Oh. 3 00:00:31,191 --> 00:00:33,159 No 4 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:40,539 news 5 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,590 then? 6 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:54,090 Mark, get over there, is he? 7 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:58,970 And Rose? 8 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:03,349 Oh, yes. She said there's plenty of ham and pickle and some of that trifle left 9 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:04,730 and you're to help yourself. 10 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,000 The boy. 11 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:40,149 And he's going to be called John Marlborough Churchill 12 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:44,030 Blenheim Charlton. 13 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,070 All right, sit. 14 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,870 Yeah. 15 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,060 I was just... just thinking, that's all. 16 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,250 About what? 17 00:03:31,251 --> 00:03:36,419 Oh, I don't know about everything, really, I suppose. 18 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:42,259 I was just thinking about... how it seemed like yesterday when I held 19 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,310 in my arms. 20 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,460 They grow up so fast. 21 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:51,830 What's it all about, Mark? 22 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:54,980 What's it all about? 23 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,169 It's 24 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:13,629 been 25 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,550 a bit of a special day today, hasn't it? 26 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,430 A bit of a special day. 27 00:04:50,799 --> 00:04:53,460 Yeah. Oh, I think I can make use of this, Mrs. Meredith. 28 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,230 Oh, yes. 29 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,380 In fact, I'm sure I can. 30 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,730 Jolly good. 31 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,880 Now, what else? 32 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,600 Oh, yes, of course. It's all in the shed. 33 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:09,260 Oh. We had it put there after we left the big house in 1952. 34 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,060 Or was it 53? 35 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,960 No, 52, almost a third. 36 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:19,360 Anyway, the year the king died, bless him. Yes, that was February 52. 37 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:24,879 Ah, then I was wrong, because I remember listening to the news here on the 38 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:29,040 wireless and being incredibly angry with that Simpson woman. 39 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:38,520 Anyway... Here we are. 40 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,120 Rather a jumble, I'm afraid. Hasn't been touched for years. 41 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:49,210 So I think perhaps the best thing would be for you to sort out what you want, 42 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,950 and then we could... You think so? 43 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:55,370 Yes. Yes, all right then. 44 00:05:55,970 --> 00:06:00,450 We'll, uh... Oh, I was wheeled about in that bassinet. 45 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:02,050 So was my sister. 46 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,190 I tipped her out on many occasions. 47 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:10,490 And once I... Well, I'll leave you to it. Good. 48 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,670 Lovely. 49 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,220 Well, time to settle up. 50 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:33,940 Daddy, what did we say? You said 65 quid, right? 51 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,200 So, tell you what I'm going to do. 52 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:41,379 I'm going to call it 70 quid, including this lot, because there's some lovely 53 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,850 Jerrys in there. Mar will love them. I know she will. 54 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,930 There you go. 55 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,420 Does that satisfy you? 56 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,180 Oh, absolutely, mister. 57 00:06:49,181 --> 00:06:53,759 Absolutely. That's all right, because now's the time to say. 58 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,300 You've been most fair. 59 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,850 Most fair. 60 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,620 Good. My goodness. 61 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,960 I must put this somewhere safe. 62 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,750 Hmm. 63 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:08,100 Must be quite a strain, looking after a place like this. 64 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,380 You know, lady on her own. Yes. 65 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,020 I miss my husband dreadfully. 66 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,720 You've got no one else, then? 67 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,490 I'm afraid we weren't blessed with children. 68 00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:26,909 Right then, I'll come over for the buggy later in the week. Say what about 69 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:30,830 Thursday? Thursday too? I shall make a note of it in my diary. 70 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:35,330 Right, Thursday then. I shall look forward to it. 71 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:43,650 Oh, and it was in 1951 that we moved out of the big house. 72 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:49,289 It was the year that charming man, Sugar Ray Robinson, who I always feel should 73 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:53,690 have been a tap dancer, stopped... Jake LaMotta in the 13th round. 74 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:58,680 Oh, I do wish you'd hurry up, Sid. My spuds are ready. 75 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:01,850 Just a half a ticky and I'll be with you. 76 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:05,980 Ta -da! 77 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:15,189 Oh, well, of course, you've got a bit of fine -tuning to do, but what do you 78 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,630 think of it in principle, eh? 79 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:18,950 It's a bit big, isn't it? 80 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,700 No, no, no, no, no. 81 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,820 Imposing. Imposing is the word. 82 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,870 He'll be bringing home a butler next, I sure wonder. 83 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,690 You've got to admit, you've got to admit, it adds tone. 84 00:08:28,691 --> 00:08:31,199 I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them things. 85 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,910 I've got a very nice flush toilet, thank you very much. 86 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:39,299 What, these? These are all the fashion nowadays. These Regency, um, you know, 87 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,319 what's -its. 88 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,260 Yeah, people put flowers and that in them. What? Oh, yeah. 89 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,959 That's what you mean. Yeah, they look very nice at Christmas. That would be 90 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,040 heart, isn't it? Yeah. 91 00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:51,029 I don't know about this pot, though. I mean, this ain't Regency. I don't know 92 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,009 what it is. 93 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,870 But it might be worth a shilling or two. 94 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,810 I don't think of her there on her own in that lonely little house. 95 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:04,870 Well... I just don't seem like one. 96 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:07,450 I just don't seem like one. 97 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:14,969 I wonder... Would she be offended, do you reckon, if I took her a little bite 98 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:17,920 eat when I went over there to pick the buggy up on Thursday? 99 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,130 I'll make her up a basket. 100 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:21,420 How's that? 101 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:29,730 Come on. There we are. 102 00:09:30,281 --> 00:09:32,349 Come on. 103 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:32,889 Come 104 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:42,490 back. 105 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,760 Morning, Charlie. 106 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:46,900 Morning, Pop. 107 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:49,990 Present for you, look. 108 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,790 Oh, very nice. Thank you. 109 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:56,689 Are you going to have anything else you dare that grabs your fancy? 110 00:09:56,690 --> 00:10:00,970 Hey, got a good freezer if you could make use of it. Oh, well, that's very 111 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,189 but no thanks. We really don't have enough room. 112 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,969 Oh, all right. Well, I'll hang on to it just in case you change your mind. 113 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,020 Oh, hey, look. 114 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,910 Hey, how's my little apple? 115 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,830 We've just got him off. 116 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:17,600 Look at that. 117 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,290 He gets more beautiful every day, yeah. 118 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,330 So do you, sweetheart. 119 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:30,049 Pop, sorry to mention... Sorry to mention it, but you did say I could 120 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,249 truck for my deliveries. 121 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,049 Yeah, of course you can, of course you can, Charlie. 122 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,849 You won't be needing it for the rest of the day. 123 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:37,320 Here you are. Oh, look at this, look. Oh, yeah, well. 124 00:10:37,321 --> 00:10:39,749 How's the old pheasant chick rearing business? 125 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:40,909 Making your fortune yet, are you? 126 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,690 Well, actually, it's a bit slow at present. 127 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,260 Don't worry, he'll soon pick up. He'll pick... That reminds me... 128 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,000 He says he knows where he can get a lovely piebald for the buggy. 129 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:58,960 Buggy? What buggy? He's bought a buggy from that Mrs Meredith. 130 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:02,479 Yes, it's for baby Oscar and little Blenheim, so they're going to have a 131 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,560 trot round the meadow. 132 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,000 You think of the sweetest things. 133 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,390 Ah, good afternoon, Mrs Meredith. 134 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,970 Lovely afternoon, isn't it, eh? Makes you feel glad to be alive. 135 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,690 You can fair hear the grass growing. 136 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:31,100 Oh, dear. 137 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:35,170 It's Mr... It's Larkin. 138 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,950 We said come over on Thursday. 139 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:39,980 You remember? 140 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,590 It's all right, isn't it? 141 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:43,210 Who's that, Aunt Violet? 142 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:48,450 It's a gentleman, Mr... Larkin. It's a Mr Larkin, sir. 143 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:49,920 Ah! 144 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,260 You're the junk, Johnny. 145 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,620 I'll deal with this, Aunt Violet. You go and finish your rest. 146 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,160 It's like this, Mr... You run along now. 147 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,580 There's a good girl. 148 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,580 There's a good girl. 149 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:07,100 I'm Captain Broadbent. Mrs. Moran is the nephew. 150 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,550 Step inside. 151 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,770 I'd like a word. 152 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,550 Yes, sir. 153 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,180 The purpose of your... 154 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,200 Visit is what, exactly? 155 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,440 Well, to pick up the buggy. 156 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:26,280 Ah, yes. 157 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,730 The buggy. 158 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,040 All paid for, is it? 159 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,859 Yes, and to deliver this little something to Mrs Meredith. 160 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,000 Oh, yes? What's that? 161 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,470 Just a few bits and pieces from my good lady. 162 00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:39,959 I'll leave it there, sir. I'll leave it upright like that because it's got a 163 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,400 bottle of cherry brandy in it. 164 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,950 Oh, my God. 165 00:12:42,951 --> 00:12:44,179 Oh, yes. 166 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,320 Best Morella, Colonel. 167 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,880 Seven years in the bottle. 168 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,290 Captain, actually. 169 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:53,999 Oh, begging your pardon, sir, a natural mistake to make. I mean, you know, the 170 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,919 man with your bearing and all, you know. 171 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,970 Quite. 172 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,639 Well, if we could come straight to the point and close the door, there's a good 173 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,690 fellow. 174 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,390 Certainly, Colonel. 175 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:15,539 You've probably gathered that the old lady doesn't have her full 176 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:18,140 complement of the grey stuff. 177 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:23,919 Not her fault, of course. Time takes its toll on all of us. I myself am not the 178 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,970 man that I was. 179 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,600 I'm not saying that she's completely gaga. 180 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,250 Certainly not. 181 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:36,720 The problem is... The problem is she doesn't always remember things. 182 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,320 You're, um... You're with me. 183 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,440 Are you, uh, Larkin? 184 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:48,329 Well, hanging on the best I can, Colonel. Now, as I understand it, you've 185 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,470 a load of junk from that shed out there. 186 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,590 All square and above board, Colonel. 187 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:56,749 Well, no -one's suggesting otherwise, actually. 188 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,970 Very glad to hear it, sir. 189 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:05,169 No, but, er... Unfortunately, unfortunately, much of what she's told 190 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:09,610 family heirlooms, nothing very much, a couple of bits and pieces. 191 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:14,539 My point being that they're supposed to stay in the family, written to the will 192 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,590 and so forth. 193 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:21,459 Funny place to store the family heirlooms in a shed in the garden, I 194 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,700 thought. Well, I've been saying that to my aunt for years. 195 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:30,280 But as well as being a bit... It can be very stubborn. 196 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,420 Anyway, you can see my problem. 197 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,380 Yes, and you want them back. 198 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,340 Well, not everything. 199 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,370 Just that which applies. 200 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,010 It will, of course, be reimbursed out of my own pocket. 201 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,030 Well, that sounds fair enough. 202 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:50,530 Oh, good man. 203 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:51,960 Of one condition. 204 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:55,490 That is that I get to hang on to the potties and the suit of armour. 205 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:57,740 Done. 206 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,790 Where do you want them? 207 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:06,600 He said to just leave them here and the gamekeeper will pick them up later. 208 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,100 Ready? Mm -hmm. 209 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:13,940 Thank you. Mm -hmm. 210 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,340 One more. 211 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,210 Are you sure, Charlie? 212 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,800 I'm not a seven -stone weakling, you know, Mariette. 213 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,410 It was an accident, Charlie. 214 00:15:43,411 --> 00:15:47,509 Besides, we managed to collect them all up, didn't we? We didn't. We lost most 215 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:48,560 of them. 216 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,630 It's not just that. 217 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,730 It's selling eggs and hatching chicks. 218 00:15:56,490 --> 00:16:00,040 It's not that I'm ungrateful to Pop for setting it up in the first place. 219 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,730 But it's not enough, Maria. 220 00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,230 I can't spend my life... 221 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,889 Especially now there's another mouth to feed and God knows how many more. 222 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,860 You see, a chap like me ought to be able to think of something. 223 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,690 Something better. 224 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,560 Charlie. What I have to do is identify a need and then fill it. 225 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,580 Not just eggs and chicks. 226 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,290 Turn up, Charlie. 227 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:50,939 It might take a bit of time, but... Pop will always make sure that we don't... 228 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,180 You know. 229 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,149 That's just it. 230 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,980 No disrespect, but I just want it to be me. 231 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,340 Do you remember this? Hey, Violet. 232 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,640 Wonderful, wonderful, Jessica. 233 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,760 And I do thank you so much, Mr, um, uh... Sidney. 234 00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:28,338 Sidney, do you mind if we stop here for a minute and have a little smoke? 235 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,460 Please, Sidney. 236 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,500 There you go. 237 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,350 Here you are. 238 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,690 Good boy. 239 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,810 Good boy. 240 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,160 There you are, Violet. 241 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:03,039 Cigar smoke's not offending you, is it, Violet? Oh, dear, no. I adore the smell 242 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,979 of cigars. 243 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:09,899 In fact, I must confess, I once took several teeny -weeny puffs of one of my 244 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:10,950 husbands. 245 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,900 Like it, did you? 246 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,140 It's a shame to say I did rather much. 247 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,530 Go on, then. 248 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,300 Have a little draw. 249 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:30,110 Sidney, you're quite outrageous. 250 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,430 Yes, I know I am. But have a little draw. 251 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,110 A little bit of what you fancy. 252 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:40,030 All right, you dared me. 253 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,090 I always loved to dare. 254 00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:49,550 Quite delicious. 255 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,490 I knew you'd like it. 256 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,190 That is the best Havana. 257 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,360 Thank you, Violet. Well, here you are. 258 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,200 That's all the stuff the captain asked me to return. 259 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,399 Oh, dear. 260 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,819 Thank you. That's all right. Now then, what about a nice glass of sherry before 261 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,799 you go? 262 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,200 Oh, well, I tell you what. 263 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,220 I'd prefer a drop of brandy, if that's not being too forward of me. 264 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,560 I'm afraid I haven't got brandy. 265 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I used to keep it, of course. 266 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:26,240 No, no, no. I was thinking about the bottle that Ma sent over in the hamper. 267 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,910 I don't think there was any brandy. 268 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:36,649 If there was brandy, I would have... I mean... It's all right, Violet, all 269 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,760 right. No, no, it's my mistake. Don't worry. 270 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,690 A drop of sherry would go down a treat. 271 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,969 I'll tell you what. 272 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,470 Allow me to do the honours. 273 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:55,329 Now, you can tell me to mind my own business if you think that I'm 274 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,380 the mark. 275 00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:04,909 But I think that a lady of your, well, mature years, living on her own, could 276 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,650 with a bit of help around the place. 277 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,740 Cook you a decent meal now and again, that sort of thing. 278 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,370 You're absolutely right. 279 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:15,070 And I intend getting someone at least once a week. 280 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,830 That's my plan, you see. 281 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,410 That's how I'm going to spend the £50 you gave me. Good. 282 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,890 £50? No, it was £70 I gave you. 283 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:26,980 It was £70. 284 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,280 70 pounds, remember? 285 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,340 No, no, no, no. 286 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,590 Yes, yes. 287 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,940 This time I know I'm right. 288 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,320 Look here. 289 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:42,640 My nephew was very worried of my putting all that money into the Indian jar. 290 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,000 So he put it all into the bank for me. 291 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,430 There. 292 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,250 You see? 293 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,719 Yes, I see. No, you're right. You're right, Violet. It seems to be that I'm 294 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,580 one with the memory going on the blink. 295 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,219 Can you believe it, Ma, eh? I mean, fiddle for one of her own family. Leave 296 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,270 anything now, Dave. 297 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:07,400 Well, I mean, I... Look, this is not an umbrella stand. 298 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,790 Oh. 299 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,610 Wonderful. 300 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,700 All right. All right. 301 00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:27,699 I just want to see if the baby's all right. Sit down, girl. 302 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,410 We've been up and down like a death and box all evening. 303 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,500 Go and see how little someone bled. 304 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,880 I don't know. 305 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,150 You jiggling about like a pea in a bucket. It's mad at me. 306 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,920 I haven't moved a limb all evening. 307 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,600 Here. Ma, what's for after? 308 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,279 Oh, I've got some of them lovely French melons. 309 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,360 Mm -hmm. Melon. 310 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,840 Right. Nice drop of pork, Charlie boy. 311 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,210 Very nice. 312 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,430 Got the plate. There you are. Told you you would. 313 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,280 Everybody's been here. 314 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,620 Right. You too, plate. 315 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,830 All right. No, plate. It's hard to... You go and get the pork, will you, son? 316 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,290 That's it. All right. Here you go, girl. Hello. 317 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,299 Mm -hmm. 318 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,350 Open that one. 319 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,930 Oh, it reminds me. 320 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,220 Well, a letter from France. 321 00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:21,499 From Mademoiselle Dupont. 322 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,020 Oh, she was really nice, she was, wasn't she? 323 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,480 Hey, Ma, you can invite her over. 324 00:22:26,481 --> 00:22:28,459 That's what I keep trying to tell her. 325 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:30,599 Why don't we ask her over for the christening? 326 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,639 What christening? 327 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,690 John Blenheim. 328 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,830 John Blenheim? 329 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,799 You're going to christend John Blenheim? 330 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,720 Hmm. Well, it's customary. 331 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,240 In most families it is, isn't it? 332 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,460 Never had any of ours done, did we, Ma? 333 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,850 Hmm? 334 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,120 Well, not one. 335 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,780 Never thought to mention it. 336 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,820 We'll have them both done. 337 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,750 What? Who? 338 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,720 Little John Blenheim and Oscar. 339 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,640 A double christening. 340 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,510 Oh. 341 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,450 Yeah. 342 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,960 Yeah, if you like. 343 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,660 Any excuse for a party. 344 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,190 Good idea, Mo. 345 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:24,670 Yeah. 346 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,590 Marius! 347 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,920 Marius! What happened? 348 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,540 No, nothing's happened. 349 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,610 Nothing bad, anyway. 350 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,120 I just met this chap, purely by chance. Fantastic, really. 351 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,810 And he's got this barge load of pig iron for sale. 352 00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:43,979 Pig iron? 353 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:46,150 Scrap, from his foundry up in the Midlands. 354 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,440 He's offered to sell it to me for £50. 355 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,830 £50? Yeah, he wanted £75, but I beat him down. 356 00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,479 You'd have been really proud of me. 357 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,240 Yeah, but £50, Charlie. 358 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,790 No, I can sell it on and double it within a week. 359 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:57,899 Treble it, even. 360 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,899 That's where the real money's to be made these days, you see. Scrap metal. 361 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,950 So what do you think? 362 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,280 If you say so, Charlie. 363 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,920 Well, no, it's our money, you see. 364 00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:10,899 I mean, it'll have to come out of our saving, so I do need you to be in full 365 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:11,950 agreement. 366 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,980 Well, if you think it's right, it's right with me. 367 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,000 I just know it's the start I've been looking for. 368 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,530 Don't tell Pop, though, yet, eh? 369 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,460 You just want to get it all buttoned up first. 370 00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,230 Of course I won't. 371 00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,040 Hey, ladies. 372 00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:43,960 Good day. 373 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,310 Can I help you at all? 374 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:49,960 Oh. Yeah, I was looking for the old, um, I mean the reverend Spink. 375 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,730 Oh, no, Mr. Spink's been taken off to hospital. 376 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,500 Aggravated gallstone. 377 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,800 Oh, dear, oh, dear. Very nasty, that. 378 00:24:56,801 --> 00:25:00,019 Yeah, very. He should be out of the saddle for a couple of weeks at least, I 379 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,899 should think. 380 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:04,179 Oh, my name's Candy, by the way. John Candy. I'm the locum. How do you do? 381 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,650 Oh, how do you do? My name's Larkin. Sidney Larkin. 382 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:09,170 Yeah, but how can I help you, Mr. Larkin? 383 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,260 Well, no disrespect. 384 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:23,059 but you being such a young fellow, I mean... Are you fully 385 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,840 qualified in all these churchy procedures, Mr Camden? 386 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,200 I think so, Mr Larkin. 387 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:35,110 Jolly good. In that case, I've got a bit of business for you. 388 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,510 Now... 389 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:50,620 All I'm saying, Mr Charlton, is no money up front, no deal. 390 00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:54,319 Yes, well, all I'm saying, Mr Danvers, is if I give you the money... No, no, 391 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,370 wait, wait. 392 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,220 All right, yes. 393 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,750 Oh, 394 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,670 what's this? 395 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,900 Official bill of loading, etc. 396 00:26:12,901 --> 00:26:16,179 We must keep everything kosher, mustn't we, Mr Charlton? 397 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,599 Nice doing business with you. 398 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,650 Thank you very much. 399 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,320 Oh, Mr Danvers. 400 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,120 You haven't told me where the barge is. 401 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,590 There. 402 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:31,780 I said a barge load of pig iron. I didn't say the barge was floating, now 403 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,330 It wasn't your fault, Charlie. You're only doing your best. 404 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,379 That's the whole trouble, though, isn't it? 405 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,430 Charlie. 406 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,270 That's me, all right. 407 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,080 A proper Charlie and no mistake. 408 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,590 Anybody home? 409 00:26:49,511 --> 00:26:51,299 Hello, Mum. 410 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,080 Hello. What's up with you two, then? 411 00:26:53,081 --> 00:26:55,139 Trying to get the baby off, that's all. 412 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,190 Oh. 413 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,730 Right. 414 00:26:58,731 --> 00:27:02,579 Anyway, what I came to say was, Pop's got a bit of business on the coast 415 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,879 tomorrow and he thought we might all take a run out of a little picnic on the 416 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,930 beach. 417 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,110 Drop of fresh air? 418 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,400 Fancy that, do you, you two? 419 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,080 That sounds lovely, Ma, thank you. 420 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,230 That'd be lovely, Ma. 421 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,310 Good. 422 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,770 Mmm. 423 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:21,750 Mmm. 424 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:27,740 Right, well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got work to do. 425 00:27:27,741 --> 00:27:31,459 Wake me up with a nice strawberry ice cream when you come back, will you? 426 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,419 all right, Ma. 427 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:33,760 Darling? Mm -hm? 428 00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:41,170 Oh, uh, Charlie, do you fancy a stroll? 429 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:43,860 I want to ask your advice about something. 430 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,080 Oh. 431 00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:46,600 Right. 432 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:01,380 You and Charlie all right, are you, love? 433 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,780 Of course we are. 434 00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:06,730 Yeah, of course we are. 435 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:14,910 Because if there's anything you ever want to tell me, that's what I'm here 436 00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:18,230 You know that, don't you? 437 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:21,680 I know that. 438 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,820 Tim, please. 439 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,070 I'll get it, I'll get it. 440 00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:31,740 Thank you. 441 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,460 What was it you wanted to ask me about? 442 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:49,279 Well, the truth is, Charlie, I just wanted to have a quiet word with you on 443 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,330 own. 444 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,840 I've heard about the business with the barge. 445 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,260 Now, hold on, hold on. 446 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,200 It's a small world in my business. 447 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,350 I mean, you've only got a part your hair different and everyone knows about it. 448 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:11,700 Anyway, the two gentlemen concerned didn't know that you and I were related. 449 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:19,369 So after I had a few words with them, they were only too 450 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,530 happy to return your outlay. 451 00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:24,830 And no questions asked. 452 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:27,840 There you go. 453 00:29:31,910 --> 00:29:32,960 Pop. 454 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:37,560 Don't think I'm not grateful for all your help. 455 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:39,990 But you'd do everything for us. 456 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:47,279 Even the house we live in, you old... You see, Pop, if I'm going to have any 457 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:53,479 self -respect, and not only that, but the respect of my family, I've got to 458 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,530 my independence. 459 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,300 I've got to stand on my own two feet. 460 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,370 Mistakes and all. 461 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:19,799 As far as Marriott's concerned, I love her, and I'll always look after her, but 462 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,850 by my own doing. 463 00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:23,630 Fair enough, Pop? 464 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,260 Fair enough, Charlie. 465 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,410 Fair enough. 466 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,650 Come on. 467 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:38,120 Let's go and have a pint, and then we'll go back and see the girls. 468 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:47,290 Little pup we're going to. He does the finest job of it. 469 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,360 Hey. 470 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,860 Oh, look at that. 471 00:30:55,081 --> 00:30:57,089 That's Mrs. 472 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,140 Meredith's pup. 473 00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:00,390 If it ain't, it's a dead ringer for it. 474 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,130 Come with me a minute, Charlie. 475 00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,310 Oh, look what we've got here, Charlie. 476 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:15,640 Well, then. 477 00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:18,410 Sidney Larkin. 478 00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:20,990 How are you, Sid? 479 00:31:21,950 --> 00:31:23,390 Very well, Leslie, very well. 480 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:26,140 Allow me to introduce my son -in -law, Mr Charlton. 481 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,570 Mr Charlton? Absolutely. 482 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,090 Got something for me today, Sid? 483 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:34,329 No, no, no, not today, Leslie, no. We were just passing and I was wondering 484 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:36,070 about that pot you got in the window. 485 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,230 Nice piece this is. 486 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:38,860 Yeah? 487 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,080 French. 488 00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:42,810 What they call... 489 00:31:44,139 --> 00:31:45,500 Lime Mochis. Oh, yeah. 490 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,600 Pot a chap by the name of, er, Boucher. 491 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,800 Boucher? Really, mate? 492 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,440 Late 18th, early 19th century. 493 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,890 Well, 494 00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,179 if you're interested in a prize... No, no, no, no, Leslie, no. We're not buying 495 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:03,660 today. We're just making inquiries. 496 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,330 You don't happen to remember who it was that sold it to you, do you? 497 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,320 The fella only came in yesterday. 498 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,920 Military type with his neck in a sling. 499 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:15,530 War wound, he said. 500 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,930 Asked for 50, set for 45. 501 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:22,090 Like I say, it's a nice piece. 502 00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,810 Mind you, as I said to him, pity he didn't have the pair. 503 00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:29,270 A pair like this, that's 500 up in London. 504 00:32:31,270 --> 00:32:32,320 He's cheating her. 505 00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:35,969 Can't allure that, though, can you? No, upset at something terrible. Besides, 506 00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:39,710 he'd only bamboozle her and snake his way out of it. A real charmer. 507 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:43,420 Sounds to me as if this old lady needs someone to look after her. 508 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:44,740 She has, Charlie. 509 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,200 She has. 510 00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:49,770 I'll give him war wound. 511 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,090 There you go. 512 00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:06,649 Is there good, sweetie? I don't love you anymore. You abandoned me for weeks on 513 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:08,350 end. On the contrary, Angela. 514 00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:10,950 You are forever in my thoughts. 515 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:13,410 In, yes, and jostled quickly out again. 516 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:17,090 You're a cad and a serpent, and I hate your chairs. 517 00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,870 What is it you want, anyway? 518 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:26,410 Two things, actually. Oh, greedy wretch, what's the first? 519 00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:32,129 Ah, well, Charlie and Mariette have told me that you kindly accepted to be 520 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:33,810 godmother to little John Benny. 521 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,050 Thrilled and honoured, sweetie. 522 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:42,059 Ma and me was wondering, as we're making it a double booking, like, if you would 523 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,580 do us the honour, the little baby Oscar. 524 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,840 How could I resist? 525 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,540 He's such a poppet. 526 00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,200 You are a princess. 527 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:57,639 And you're still a stinking traitor, but I've decided to give you one more 528 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,640 chance. Thank you. 529 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,780 Now, what was the other thing? 530 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,510 Oh. 531 00:34:05,909 --> 00:34:08,750 Well, it's just as good a cause, but a lot more difficult. 532 00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:32,889 Ah, good afternoon. 533 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,719 No doubt it is for some. 534 00:34:35,731 --> 00:34:41,859 I'd like to have a word with the man in charge, if that's possible. 535 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:45,678 You can have a word with the man who's been left in charge, if I haven't got 536 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:46,729 enough to do. 537 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,780 Oh, all skived off on you then, have we? 538 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,520 If it wasn't for me, Rackham Ruin is not Rackham Ruin. 539 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,679 Oh, it depends on you, does it? 540 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,500 Fred Carno. 541 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:01,060 Don't talk to me about Fred Carno. 542 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,019 Eight o 'clock I was here this morning and gone seven before I leave. You see 543 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:06,979 it's not. 544 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:13,580 And all for totals a week, if I'm not mistaken, Mr... Norman. 545 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,210 Mr. Norman. 546 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,540 What is it I can do for you? Well, actually, I'm after a catalogue. 547 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,200 Not printed yet. Oh. 548 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,930 Another of his cock -ups. And who's going to sort it out with a printer? 549 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:29,460 You. Well, in that case, Mr. Norman, you might be able to do me a favour. 550 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:32,670 Got no time to run round doing favours, I'm afraid. 551 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,940 Besides, time is money. 552 00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:38,659 Yeah, well, of course, I don't expect you to do it for nothing, Mr Norman. 553 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:39,710 Oh, no. 554 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,310 I'll promise. 555 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:57,020 Phase one. 556 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:58,710 We did enough. 557 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,050 Oh, God! I just love the intrigue of it all. 558 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,860 What the devil do you mean? 559 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,760 Bursting in here like that. 560 00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:41,619 Don't they teach you any manners down there on the farm or wherever it is you 561 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:42,459 come from? 562 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,840 I mean, good God, man. 563 00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:49,760 Sorry, Colonel. I didn't realise that you were so... Just a minute. 564 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,180 What are you doing poking about in here? 565 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:58,980 I was, um... 566 00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:04,329 I was just wondering if she still had that pot that I sold back to you. What 567 00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,380 about it? 568 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:13,650 I was wondering if the old girl would consider selling it to me again. 569 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:16,020 Why? 570 00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:25,009 Well, to tell you the truth, Colonel, there's this house and contents up for 571 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,510 auction and I was having a look round and... 572 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,220 Don't the crows if I don't go and see an identical pot. 573 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:37,119 Well, I had a word with the bloke what runs it, and he said to me that it was 574 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:43,160 18th century French, something or other. Anyway, he said if they'd been a pair, 575 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,450 they would have been worth a small fortune. 576 00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:50,699 And you thought you'd put the two together and make the small fortune for 577 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,820 yourself, I take it? 578 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,100 I'll blame a fella for trying, Colonel. 579 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,080 Where is this auction? 580 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,540 I hope you're talking, I said. 581 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,970 No, no, no. 582 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,730 Just looking. 583 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,680 What do you think that might fetch? 584 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:22,200 The vase, between 50 and 75. 585 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:28,680 Mind you, if there was a pair, we'd be talking about 500 at the very least. 586 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:29,990 The very least. 587 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,820 Is that the antique shop? 588 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,620 Speaking. Let me speak to the owner, will you? 589 00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,160 Who is this to who I am converting? 590 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,220 Broadbent. Captain Broadbent. 591 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,210 Contact. 592 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,100 This is Mrs. Russell. 593 00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,700 And I am fully in charge. 594 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,540 So how may I avail myself? 595 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,040 I came in and sold your husband a vase. It was pink and gold with handles. Oh, 596 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,320 that one. 597 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,310 Yes. 598 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,479 Then under no circumstances are you to sell it. I'll up whatever price anyone 599 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,530 else offers you. 600 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:31,179 Right you are, Captain Broadbent. And I shall hold myself personally available 601 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:34,840 to supervise the transaction notwithstanding. 602 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,250 Good news? 603 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,630 Yes, sir. 604 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,650 The physio waller thinks he might be able to do something about my neck. 605 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,060 Oh. lovely. 606 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,300 Yes, lovely. 607 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:03,559 Sweetest love, I do not go for weariness of thee, nor in hope the world 608 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,380 can show that a love for me. 609 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,370 Cheers, Mr. Candy. Cheers. 610 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:24,550 Cheers. Very good health. Thank you. Cheers. Cheers. 611 00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:32,089 So then, to get it absolutely straight in my mind, you are the parents of one 612 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:34,620 child and you are the parents of the other. Correct. 613 00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:36,890 So we have a son and a grandson. 614 00:40:37,410 --> 00:40:38,490 That's rather unique. 615 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,250 You can't say rather unique. 616 00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,290 Either it's unique or it isn't. 617 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:45,500 That's true, actually. Clever girl is our Primrose. 618 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,370 You can't get one over on Primrose. 619 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,510 She's the intellectual one of the family. Yes. 620 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,460 She reads poetry. 621 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,770 Oh, yes. 622 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,070 Not all poetry. 623 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,800 Only poems of love. 624 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,220 I know what you'd like, Mr Candy. 625 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,320 A nice piece of pork pie. 626 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,170 I'll do it. 627 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,280 Oh, yes, please, Ma. 628 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,180 Primrose. Face the tomato sauce. 629 00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:10,819 Right, Mr Candy, what's next? 630 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:16,159 Oh, yes, the names of the children. I always like to make sure of the spelling 631 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,039 and so on. 632 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,560 Yes. Well, that's ours. 633 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:24,400 That's Oscar, Columbus, Septimus, Dupont, Larkin. 634 00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:28,259 Dupont? Yeah, they themselves agreed to come over and be godmother. 635 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,310 Oh, lovely. 636 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,020 She's very excited. 637 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:33,260 Oh, she'd never been to England before. 638 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,860 Sorry, Septimus, the seventh. 639 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,060 You have seven children, I take it? 640 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,430 Yeah, I think so. 641 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,030 I lose track sometimes what with little Blenheim and everything. 642 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,440 Blenheim? That's ours. And he's going to be called... 643 00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:52,310 John Marlborough, Churchill, Blenheim, Charlton. 644 00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:55,210 Ma, why weren't the Westeros christened? 645 00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:59,570 Well, it was too much to do, weren't there, Ma? 646 00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:03,890 Yeah, busy as bees we were. I had four in five years, what with the twins. 647 00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:08,450 Are you saying that none of the children have actually been, what, baptized? 648 00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:13,230 Like I said, old man, didn't have the time. 649 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:16,150 I love pork pie, don't you? 650 00:42:16,151 --> 00:42:19,059 Well, there's plenty of time now, I'd have thought. 651 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,560 As actually, what do you mean? 652 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:23,800 Well... What he means is, why don't we all get down together? 653 00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:26,220 That would be wonderful, wonderful. 654 00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:29,019 And there's no age limit on baptism, is there, Mr. Candy? 655 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:31,550 Er, no, no, one may receive the baptism at any time. 656 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:36,700 Well, I mean, I... What do you think, Ma? 657 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,250 Yeah, why not? 658 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,550 Marvellous, absolutely marvellous, marvellous. 659 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,690 Mr. Candy. 660 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,750 Goodbye. Thank you very much. For everything. Nice to see you. 661 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,730 Bye -bye, Mr. Charlton. Goodbye, Mr. Candy. Mr. Charlton. 662 00:42:52,731 --> 00:42:53,859 Mr. Candy. 663 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:54,910 Mr. Larkin. Bye. 664 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,620 Bye. There you go. Bye. 665 00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,890 Yeah. 666 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,610 I'll walk you to the end of the lane, shall I? 667 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:09,180 Um... Yeah, well... Thank you. 668 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:20,900 John Donne. 669 00:43:20,901 --> 00:43:22,149 The poet. 670 00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:23,310 Oh, sorry, no. 671 00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:25,220 He was a parson. 672 00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:26,940 Like you. 673 00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:31,590 I wonder by my truth what thou and I did till we loved. 674 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:35,640 Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever heard? 675 00:43:35,641 --> 00:43:39,869 Well, the thing is, you see, I spent the last four years helping out in this 676 00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:43,930 parish in the east end of London where, I'm sorry to say, that sort of poetry, 677 00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,570 it wouldn't have cut my teeth. 678 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,540 Again. 679 00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:49,450 That sounds really romantic. 680 00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:52,650 Well, uh... Oh, here we are. 681 00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:55,650 I'm sorry you don't know about Dan. 682 00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,810 I'd be very happy to lend you my book. 683 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:02,290 Oh, um... Thank you. 684 00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:07,540 I'm really thrilled you're going to christen me. 685 00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:10,990 I mean, I'm really thrilled it's you and no one else. 686 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:15,550 Dear love, for nothing less than thee. 687 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,190 that I have broke this happy dream. 688 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:37,670 Mr Stanhope then at £3 .15. 689 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:42,590 Now we come to lot number 63. 690 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,859 A Limoges Vavre in excellent condition and believed to be one of a pair by 691 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,680 Boucher. Shall we say £40? 692 00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:55,030 No? 693 00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:56,390 £30 then? 694 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:03,760 Come along. Come along. £30 for this really attractive... £30. Thank you, 695 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,820 I have £30 from Mr... Smith. 696 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,550 Mr Smith. 697 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,070 Well, uh... 698 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,840 Surely we can do better than £30. 699 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,030 No? 700 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,720 All right, then. At £30... £35. 701 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,500 £35. Thank you, madam. I have £35. 702 00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,500 £35. Your bid, Mr Smith? 703 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,050 £40. 704 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,750 £100. 705 00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,710 Mr Smith. 706 00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:49,040 200. 707 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,300 Speak up. 708 00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:53,620 200! 709 00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:57,980 What do you mean? 710 00:45:58,510 --> 00:45:59,560 It's gone. 711 00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:01,840 It's gone? 712 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:05,550 When? Your wife promised to keep it for me. 713 00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:07,830 I'm not married. 714 00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:10,600 Just a minute. 715 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,730 Yesterday, you say? 716 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,480 You must have spoken to me old Aunt Ada. 717 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,930 Your old aunt? 718 00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:20,700 Well, I left her alone upstairs. 719 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,160 She must have come down into the shop. 720 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:26,490 She's going a bit peculiar, poor old soul. 721 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,550 Which was how she came to break the vase. 722 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,610 Came to what? 723 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,060 She settled it. 724 00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,220 Ain't that right, Leslie? 725 00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:39,230 That's what I said. 726 00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,040 It's gone. 727 00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:44,390 Smash the smithereens. 728 00:46:44,391 --> 00:46:47,429 Though we won't hold that against her, though, will we? 729 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,990 Because she's a nice old lady. 730 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,470 Oh, I see you've got the other one, Mr Smith. The other one? Yeah. 731 00:46:55,471 --> 00:46:59,409 Leslie, he'll give you a good price for that, you shouldn't wonder. 732 00:46:59,410 --> 00:47:00,309 Very good. 733 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:03,710 How much? 734 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,270 Oh, I think I'll go to five quid. 735 00:47:09,271 --> 00:47:12,679 Sounds about right, wouldn't you say, Sid? 736 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,900 Sounds about perfect. 737 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:35,630 There we are. 738 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,620 All safely tucked up in a nice little deposit account. 739 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,619 How about a spin through the apple blossom before I drop you off? That 740 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,420 most acceptable, Sidney. 741 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,860 Most acceptable. 742 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,610 So... 743 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:10,859 All in all, she's got a nice little nest egg of about 250 pounds safely tucked 744 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:11,910 away. 745 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,380 What about that nephew chap? 746 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,570 Well, I don't think she'll be seeing much more of him. 747 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:22,080 Not now he's had his fingers burnt as well as his neck twisted. 748 00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:27,340 Pop it down again. 749 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,140 Make sure she's all right. 750 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,140 Get the kids to go. Give her a bit of company. 751 00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:37,639 I don't think our Primrose is going to be much company. She's not reading 752 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,200 poetry. She's staring into space, dreaming. 753 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,360 I don't think she's in love, do you know? 754 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:51,900 Well, there's something very attractive about a young person. 755 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:56,300 Hmm? I hope it's with his collar being round the wrong way. 756 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,980 Oh, Mr Candy and our young Primrose, you sure? 757 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,330 I know he is. 758 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,880 She's got the same look in her eyes our Mariette had when she first met Charlie. 759 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,540 Yeah, but Charlie wasn't a vicar, though, was he? 760 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:14,670 No. 761 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,040 He was a peddler. 762 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,250 It's true. 763 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:30,979 No, seriously, Ma, I think... Let's just wait and see, shall 764 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:32,030 we? 765 00:49:34,131 --> 00:49:36,229 Thank you. 766 00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:40,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56984

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