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Get up.

What's wrong? What's going on?

Want you coffee?

Okay.

Sorry. Good morning. Should have said that first.

Good morning, sweetie.

So, you should take a sip and, like, wake up a little bit. Because I kind of

have some questions for you.

Okay. What's going on? What's wrong?

Well...

I can tell you anything, right?

Of course.

And your mother not so much, but you know me. You can tell me anything you

to. Yeah, I know.

Well, I've just been thinking lately.

I'm going off to college and going to experience a lot of new things and

And I've just been thinking about dating.

You know, I don't really have a lot of experience, but I've been thinking about

types of guys that I'm into, and I don't know,

I just... Hang on. One, we're very proud of you getting to the school that you

wanted to, okay?

Thank you.

Most importantly, always remember that your academics come first.

Boys, second, third, maybe even fifth, but...

You can still ask me anything you need to.

So what do you need to speak to me about?

You can tell me anything.

And I won't tell your mother, don't worry.

Well, I'm just thinking about the kind of guys I would want to date.

And, of course, I always want your approval.

I guess what I'm asking is, would you approve of me dating older guys?

Really see the problem with that I guess Yeah, come

to think about it In a sense I actually would prefer you to date

someone a little bit older the more mature the more responsible And the more

likely to treat you like a lady But choose well

Okay. Well, that's good to hear.

I'm gonna throw you a curveball, though.

What if I want to date an older guy that you know?

Like, um... You know. Uh, well, hang on.

Like, someone that I know and know.

Personally, as a friend. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah.

Okay, so...

Hypothetically speaking, then, what if you already knew the person I

liked?

Well, if we're speaking hypothetical, I mean, it wouldn't be as bad, because I

guess, in a sense, I would know them very well, and I'd know that they were

treating you properly.

So that would be okay with you?

Hang on.

Just let me wrap my head around it for a second.

Okay, yes, if I knew them and I trusted them, then, yeah,

I guess, hypothetically speaking, I'd be okay with it, yes.

Okay, well, I like Jay.

What?

Jay? My best friend, Jay.

Dad, you said it was fine.

We grew up together since we were kids. Are you kidding me, Jay?

You trust him, though.

He just got out of a marriage.

So? She was a bitch anyway.

Oh, my gosh. A friend is one thing. My best friend, I

just... Daddy, come on.

Please, I'm not saying, like, we're gonna...

be together forever could you just like i don't know like set us up together so

we could talk we're both adults daddy come on you want me to set up do

you hear yourself right now come on you know i'm leaving in a

month to go to college and i don't know who i'm gonna meet or who i'm gonna see

out there and i really like jay And I just want to know if

there's a spark there or something.

Besides, you didn't even get me a college going away present.

So... So you want me to set you up on a date with my best friend? That's what

you're asking me to do?

Yeah, it's just a date.

Please.

Please, you'll make me so happy.

Don't give me that face.

Please, just don't.

That's not fair.

Alright.

Look.

As long as you understand the situation, okay? One, your mother can never know

of this because she will literally have my head on the platter. Do you

understand? Yeah, mine too.

Two, understand that this is my best friend.

Okay? If things go awry or south between both of you, it's going to create a

big conundrum for me. Do you understand?

I understand.

Three.

Be a good girl.

Of course I will, Daddy.

Do you know what I mean by that?

Yes.

I know what you mean.

And four.

I will try to arrange it.

But do not get your hopes up, okay?

I can't make Jay like you.

I'm not saying he wouldn't.

I'm not saying he would.

Alright?

So, with that being said, I just want to make sure you understand the situation.

Yeah. Do you understand?

I understand.

Don't worry.

I think he'll like me.

Okay, let's not go that far yet, okay?

I think that's enough. I will...

I'll reach out to Jay.

And we'll see where it goes from there, okay?

Thank you so much.

It's the best college present ever.

Not a word to your mother.

Lips are sealed.

Miami is definitely going to take you down. Yeah, man. I mean, hey man,

everyone's fucked up, man.

Well, I mean, like, you were like pushing the urgency on the phone, you

like, what was... Okay, so, level with me here, okay?

Level with y 'all. Level with me, okay? Yeah, come on, come on, come on, just

level with me, level with me. Come on, we don't need to tell you too long for

this shit, alright? Alright.

Alright, so my daughter comes over this morning, right?

Talks about going away to college, yada, yada, yada.

Hits me with mom, I like older men.

Yeah, so I'm like, okay, you know, whatever. No big deal, right? All right,

she hits me with the bomb up.

Well, what if it was one of your friends?

Fucking stop sign, right?

Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.

I was like, okay. No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. It gets better. I'm like,

okay, you know, whatever. One of my friends, I know them. You know, maybe I

could trust them. And if situations were changed, you could put your foot up

fucking that person's ass, right? All right, so then she says, well, I like

Oh, okay. No, see, I knew it. No, we're not doing this.

Tyler, we're not. No, we're not doing this. Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.

It's just a date. It's just a date. Dude, you owe me. You remember when I

that heat?

No, the numerous amount of times I took that heat.

Really? Come on, man.

It's just a date.

You really think this kind of balances out this situation? No, it's not about

balancing it out. It's just you're helping me out by helping her out.

Look, it's just a date.

Okay, look, it's just a date. It's just a date.

I'm not asking... Trust me, I'm not asking for anything more than that.

That would just be... Yeah, but this is kind of weird, man. Like, what would

your wife... Come on, man.

Okay. What would Becky think about this, man? First off, you know damn well

Becky would have my head on a fucking silver platter. Yeah, the both of us. I

mean, like... Okay, so that's why Becky is never going to know.

Huh.

This is month... Hey.

We've known each other too long. Come on, man.

Can't say a word about it. Oh.

Really? You bring up Becky?

Wow. How's your ex -wife feeling, by the way? Wow.

Ah.

Ah. This is what we're doing now.

This is what we're doing now.

All right, man. Hey, if you're divorced, you can, you know.

Bro, you don't get any kind of vibe?

No, because I know you, man. I know you're not going to do anything weird,

wrong, awkward.

Like, the list goes fucking on and on and on.

Yeah, so, um... Okay, look, look at it like this, alright?

If I was in her debt, alright, and you just met her, I don't know, online, on a

dating site, whatever, would you take her on a date?

I mean, come on, man. Like, it's obvious to ask for that. I mean, she's hot,

she's sexy.

But no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. That's the whole concept, alright? Look, just look at it

that, alright? Just do me a favor and please take her out on a date.

Alright, yes.

This is just like this.

So if we do this if this happens, I mean, I'm just happy that if this

bro Like there's no restrictions no rules Are you though trying to call

and check or nothing? Fuck no be yourself.

I mean, fuck. No, I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know

like whatever happens bro. Like it's gonna flow.

Okay. Okay That's enough already. Look, I don't know you be yourself you do your

thing I do not want to fucking know.

Cool? Hey, I mean, we got a shake on it or something, man.

I mean... I don't care what happens. I don't want to know what happens.

Don't fucking tell me.

No harm, no foul.

Done. Cool?

All right.

All right.

You ready?

Huh?

Hime.

Hime, come on. Yeah, there's no time like the present, man. Oh, man.

Yep. Yep, yep.

It's easier.

What the fuck are you wearing?

Hi, Jay.

What? It's a bikini.

Hey, Jay.

Hey, how are you?

I'm doing great.

Thank you.

Okay, okay. Let's be test. Let's separate a little bit. Okay.

Hey, man.

Calm down. All right.

So, listen.

I talked to Jay.

And what you asked me to do, I did. Okay?

Thank you.

So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to let you two, you know, discuss, figure

out date, time, weekend, next. I don't know.

In the meantime, I'm going to go to the store and get drinks for the game, okay?

And you guys talk it out and hash it out, okay?

Alright? Remember what I told you about being a good girl?

Yes, Dad.

Take your time.

So,

why don't we just go and talk on the couch?

Okay, sure.

Just sit right here.

So, um, hey, did I say you wanted to go on a date or whatever, you know?

Yeah. You into older guys and stuff, you know? Yeah, I really am. I'm really

into you.

Oh. So how should we, how should we start?

Do you want me to just take my top off?

Oh, I don't think, oh, wait, wait, wait, not so, um.

Yeah, I mean, um, shouldn't we, like, like, go on a date and get to know each

other or something? I mean, like, I mean... I mean, isn't the best way to

know each other to have sex?

Um, I mean, uh, you know, you kind of got a good point about that. I mean,

um,

there's, um, I couldn't say no rules. I mean... Yeah, I did hear him say no

rules.

Wow.

Wow.

Mmm. Mmm.

No, no, no, no.

Oh!

You don't need to get on top of this.

Oh, I'm

so

nervous. What?

You know

what?

I'm going off to college and I'm going to be trying a lot of different things.

Including anal.

Oh.

So, do you want to help me?

Practice Put it in my butt

Like this like

No.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I love feeling that big cock.

Oh my god.

Oh my God, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you're fucking my ass. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

yeah, fuck my ass like that.

You fuck my asshole.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

That cocky man is going to make me cum.

Yeah.

Excellent.

Hmm.

Wow I guess we could

my dad's gonna be home soon though, so I should probably

Go clean up. I better get out of here Yeah,

you can always join me in the shower too