All language subtitles for Ed s04e13 Back in the Saddle

I'm Ed. I want to know why you pulled
away from me at the pool the other

The reason why I pulled away from you
has nothing to do with you. We're going

get halfway down the road.

And what makes you think you're going to
get halfway down the road with me? What

are you laughing at? You got a bad for
me, don't you?

You're impossible.

Hey, wait a minute.

I got a bad for you, too.

What's wrong with Toby Gibbons?

It's fine.

I think you should go out with Toby
Gibbons.

You know, it's my belief that when
French fries go to sleep at night, they

of being tater tots.

I would really, really like to kiss you
now, if that's okay.

Oh, I... I'm sorry, that was too
forward.

Carol, can I kiss you? Oh, uh, Toby.

You know what?

I don't... Forget it.

Morning, Shirley.

Morning, Eli. Morning, Bill.

What is it? What's wrong? Do I tell?

Surely. Eli.

Well, I got to be the one telling.

Tell me what?

Liz was here.

Liz.

Liz.

Liz, Liz.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

In

the house.

I didn't... Hi.

Hi.

I'm in the sky tonight There I

can keep by your side Watching the
white...

How are you, Ed?

I'm good.

Yeah, no, I'm good. Yeah, how are you?

Oh, I'm doing fine.

Good. Looks like things are going well
here. Yeah, no complaints. It's good.

Yeah, it's good. I'm engaged.

Oh, wow.

Congratulations.

It's Carol.

Fessy. It's Carol Fessy.

I think you met her last time.

Oh, blonde?

Yeah. Pretty? Yeah.

Pretty blonde. That's the one.

That's great.

So what brings you to Stuckyville?

I have a proposition for you.

A business proposition.

Part of my consulting job has taken me
into investments, and I have an

opportunity for you.

Must be a heck of an opportunity to hear
in person.

It is. Great.

But costly.

How costly?

$15 ,000.

Tater tots at 9 .30 in the morning. Are
you insane?

You know how they say you never
appreciate what you got until it's gone?

So true.

This cafeteria makes the world's best
tater tots. I've got to get some of

to Ed.

What if I told you that I could get you
all the cafeteria tater tots that you

would want? I would say, what do I got
to do, my principally friend?

And then I would say, please teach my
adult education class.

My regular teacher, he got some kind of,
I don't know, Japanese super flu.

Adult Ed?

Yeah, it's an evening class. It's
creative writing. It's perfect for you.

Creative writing?

Sounds sort of... Can I think about it?

Ooh, look at me. I'm Carol. That's a big
-time writer. I'll have my people call

your people.

I wouldn't say anything close to that.

Okay, I'm just trying to pummel you with
guilt so you can help me.

I'll do it. Fine, I will do it.

Yes! You are the best, okay? It starts
tonight, and I want... We'll talk after

finish eating my top.

It's a mall?

A small one, but I own it, along with
some investors.

Great. Give yourself a good time to go.
It's with Deputy Don or Racing Jason or

Happy Gary. Sheriff Gus. Sheriff Gus,
that's the one.

Here's the deal. They haven't moved in
yet, but I have here a letter of intent

and some signed contracts.

And once they move in, the value of the
property will likely double.

Well, good for you.

And?

And they won't move in until the
property's 100 % ready and it's...

taking longer than it's supposed to.

They're threatening to pull out.

So you need investors, and you thought
of me.

Look, Ed, most of my family and a couple
of my friends have put a lot of money

in this. If I take a bath, they take a
bath. I just need a little more time,

know?

So this investment is really a favor.

It's an opportunity, and I think it's a
good one.

Sounds to me like it's a favor.

Well, I mean... It's a favor.

If you want it to be a favor, it's a
favor.

Call it a favor.

You want to do it or not?

I'm sorry, Liz, I can't.

Hey! Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you
were in... Oh, Liz!

Liz, isn't it?

Carol, congratulations.

Bye, Ed.

Yes, keep them coming.

Eli, can we talk about something?

Yeah, what's up?

Well, I was just wondering, we've been
seeing each other a while now.

And you want to know when we're going to
do it?

Come on, don't be ashamed, you can ask
me.

Well, yeah.

Yeah, and you want to know how a dude in
a wheelchair is going to be able to

make you scream and howl like a damn
werewolf, right?

All right, tell you what, you can ask me
anything about anything.

It ain't no problem, even about the
mechanics or how exactly how good it's

to feel, et cetera, et cetera.

I'll tell you what, let's just get to
the big question.

You want to know how I still get my
troops in formation, right?

Answer magic pill, baby.

It shouts to all the loud and clear,
line up, boys, because we're going to

Okay, well, have you, you know, done it
since the accident?

Nah. Haven't found the right gal.

Let me ask you something, Miss Jennifer
Young.

Are you ready?

Are you truly ready?

Yeah.

Definitely, Eli.

Nah, nah. I'm serious. Nah, I'm telling
you. Because you're in for a world of

crazy goodness like you never had
before, girl. I'm talking about that

that'll shake your body and rattle your
soul, child.

Matter of fact, I don't even think
you're ready to handle this whole way,

Because you're kind of fresh.

You like a little petunia flower. You
can't handle this. Shut up. I'm telling

you that. You're not ready.

Shut up. I put pressure on you. I'm
talking. Can you handle this? Shut up.

Hi,

Liz.

Carol.

Hi. Can I buy you a drink?

Um, I would love a coffee.

Coffee. Thanks.

Wow, this is weird.

Very.

So, um, what's going on? What brings you
to a little tiny

town stock, you know?

Super skirt. That's cute.

Thank you.

Business, actually. I'm starting my own.

Looking for investors. I thought of Ed.

Mm -hmm.

What kind of stuff are you doing?

I bought them all.

Good Time Gulch is, the franchise is
coming in. Wow.

Good Time, come on in and say howdy to
the good times, right? That's the one.

Wow, that's, that's great. That's great.
Congratulations.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought great.

Go to bed.

Well, what happened?

Long story short, I don't know if it's
going to happen.

That's why I came to Ed. I need an
investor.

He wasn't interested?

Right.

It's not so bad, really, except for that
my family put a lot of their money on

the line, so... I'm sorry.

Carol, I'm just babbling on and on.

Could I have another one?

Thanks.

Hi. Have a seat. Come on in.

Hi.

Welcome.

Carol!

Toby! How are you?

I'm good.

I got satellite radio, so that's pretty
sweet.

Mm -hmm.

Are you the new teacher? I am. I had no
idea you were interested in writing.

Yeah. Well, you know, after going over
the books all day, I...

I feel like I owe the right side of my
brain a workout.

Right side controls creativity.

I knew that. I did.

So what kind of writing are you doing?

Well, I at first loved poetry.

That's very nice.

That's a beautiful ring you got there.

Thank you.

Almost looks like an engagement ring. It
is.

I got engaged last year on Thanksgiving,
to be exact.

That's a lucky guy.

Ed Stevens, do you know him?

Yeah, I've seen him around. He's some
hotshot legal eagle.

Well, yeah, he's a lawyer. He also
owns... Oh, sit down.

Let's get started.

Hey, I've been thinking about this whole
Liz thing, and I really hope that you

didn't say no because of me.

Because of you?

Yeah, because she's the ex -mom.

I didn't say no because of you. I said
no because I don't want to help her.

Why not?

Why not?

Well, for a whole host of reasons. Not
the least of which is $15 ,000. We have

wedding coming up. We have a honeymoon
coming up. I don't want to help her. You

think I should help her?

Yeah, sort of. Kind of. I do.

She doesn't have anybody else to turn
to.

She can always try the mailman.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ed. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry, Ed. I'm sorry I slept with

the mailman.

You know, she's in a really tough spot
right now.

She doesn't have anybody else to turn
to.

She stands to really hurt her family,
her friends. How do you know that?

she told me. She what?

Yeah, I ran into her at the goat.

Did she ask you to talk to me? No, no,
no. I am meddling 100 % of my own

I don't know, girl.

I don't know.

Do me a favor.

Yeah?

I saved the day.

I saved the day.

I was going to say saved my life, but I
think that was a little overblown.

Somewhere between the day and your life.
Yep, that's what you saved.

Along with my hide, my parents' house,
and my ability to hold my head up at

future family gatherings. That's a lot
of saving.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Hey, got some coffee?

Oh, hi, Toby, yeah.

Yeah, getting some coffee?

Tea. Coffee doesn't agree with me.

Oh.

Uh, did you have something for class
today?

Carol, what are we doing here?

Um, excuse me?

You're marrying this Ed guy?

What are you thinking?

Break the chain, lady.

Break the chain.

Toby, what chain?

Carol, for years I've sat in my office,
crunching numbers for the school, making

sure everything adds up, but there's
always one equation that never makes

Toby, did you rehearse this?

No.

Can I finish, please?

Go ahead.

But there's always one equation that
never makes sense.

Nick Sten, Dennis Martino, Ed Stevens.
Come on, Carol, don't you see a pattern

here?

No? You keep going out with these self
-centered idiots who treat you like

Writers, lawyers, principals.

Sure, they live fast.

They're dangerous.

This Ed comes off like some sort of a
race car driver.

But he's not what you need.

Carol Vesey needs a guy who will give
her the love and support that a jewel

her deserves.

You know where that guy is?

He's right there.

Toby?

Toby?

I think that you are a sweet, wonderful
man.

But I already found the guy you just
described, and it's Ed.

I'll see you at class tonight, okay?

It's over, Ed. All done.

What's all done? You can have your money
back.

Good time to go to bed. They're pulling
out. I thought you were getting an

extension. Apparently not.

What reason did they give?

The restaurant's not ready. I haven't
installed the booths and the tables.

But they're a month late in shipping the
booths and the tables, so it's like a

catch -22.

That doesn't make a lot of sense. If
they're responsible for the delay,

shouldn't they give you more time?

You'd think so, but apparently it's some
other division.

Let me see the contracts.

What the folks at Good Time Goldstone
know is Liz knows a lawyer.

How's it going?

Hi, Liz. I didn't see you there.

Liz ran into a problem with her deal.
I'm just checking over the contracts.

I was wondering if you wanted to grab a
bite to eat before I've got to teach my

class tonight. It looks like you're
busy, though, so I could see you back at

house. I'm sorry, Carol.

Oh, it's no problem, Liz.

See you back at the house.

Mm -hmm.

Ready to go in the room? Yes.

You all ready?

Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

That's the fastest I've ever done that.

Lord,

I thank you. I really do. I really do.

I'd like to also thank Buddha, Jehovah,
Confucius, Vishnu, Krishna, Allah, Sun,

Moon, Earth, Barry White, Al Green,
Teddy Pendergrass.

Oh, my God.

Carol. Toby, what are you doing?

I'm doing what emergency medical
technicians do. I'm saving your life.

Sorry I'm his class now.

What? Carol, you can't marry this guy,
this Ed.

It'll destroy your life.

Toby, stop.

I can't stop. I can't let you do this to
yourself.

I'm trying to see if I can give this
thing we've got CPR or some

Toby, we don't have a thing.

We never had a thing.

We had it on one date.

Two dates.

So?

Toby,

I'm sorry. I really am.

Let's go, Jerry.

Tell the siren.

Can't. I just got a real call over on
Swan Avenue. We're rolling.

Okay.

Toby, you can't be in here when I got a
real call.

Did anyone go past Elm on their way
home?

Bad news is, by the letter of the
contract, you're screwed.

Okay, but we're doing the whole good
news, bad news thing, right?

All right, well, good news. Letter of
the contract is one thing, common sense.

Another, you know, if it were me, I'd go
over the heads of whatever business

affairs bozo it is you're dealing with.
You know, those guys have no power

except to enforce the actual contract
itself.

So I talk to whom?

You got your own.

I'm sorry.

Well, if it were me, I'm...

I'll go to the top, talk to the man
himself.

Sheriff Gus?

Yeah. Hey, he's kind of creepy.

He does a whole Yosemite Sam kind of,
you know. I know, but, well, it's his

company. You know, he's all about being
the family fun guy. You know, I'm Gus,

the family fun guy. Hey, hello, Ed's,
Liz's, you know. For me, I'd talk to

So I'd talk to Gus. No, talk to Gus.

Gus is in New York. Well, then I guess
you're off to New York.

I don't want to talk to Gus alone, Ed.

Will you come with me?

Please?

Yeah.

Damn, girl, you almost killed me.

Wow.

Yeah.

That was an attempt at murder.

So, did you enjoy it?

Enjoy it?

Come on, baby.

No, I know.

I mean, did you feel it?

Oh, come on.

I just made love to the most beautiful
woman I've ever laid eyes on.

Come on, you crazy.

Talk to me, Eli.

What are you asking me?

I'm asking if you could feel it.

No.

You had a late night.

How was class?

Well, uh, Toby Gibbons is in my class.

Oh, he's smooth.

How did everything go with Liz?

Uh... Well, it's good, actually. Yeah,
fine.

But, I mean, there's a plan. I just have
to implement it, which might be a

problem.

What are you talking about? Well, the
plan's in New York, so to implement it,

gotta go to New York and have a face
-off with...

Sheriff Gus plead our case. I mean,
Liz's case. You know Sheriff Gus, right?

know, the guy with the 10 -gallon hat.

Howdy, I'm Sheriff Gus. I'm Gruff Gus.
Shoot him up. You've seen the

right? You're going to New York?

Yeah, but just for one day, which is why
I was thinking... You're going to New

York with Liz?

Yeah.

Awkward, right?

But she's desperate, so what I thought
was maybe you could come with us.

I... can't do that. I've got a class
that you two just started.

All right.

No, I'm not going to go.

Okay.

You should go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go
to New York.

I'm not going to go to New York with Liz
without you, Carol. No, I'm not going

to. That doesn't make any sense. I'm not
going to.

Really, it's fine.

Really.

This is crazy. Let's go. Slow down
there, Speed Race. He's got to show up

sometime. And that, Tommy, is how things
work behind the scenes here at Good

Time Gulch.

Now, you keep your spurs clean and the
sun at your back.

Bye, Sheriff Gus.

Bye now.

Don't forget to have your parking
validated.

Howdy. Ma 'am, what can I do you for?
Hi, Ms. Stevens. This is my client, Liz

Brown. Ms. Brown, I have been informed
of your situation.

Tough break all around.

Sometimes you're on the saddle,
sometimes you're under it. Actually, Mr.

Gustafson, feel free to break character.
We're all adults here.

What if a tenderfoot gallops in here?

Sees the sheriff acting like a normal
person?

I'd be deader than a tumbleweed.

As you wish. Listen, our situation here
is really quite simple, sir. I'm well

aware of your situation, partner.

I'm afraid it's not my problem if your
client ain't quick on the draw.

All due respect, ma 'am. Well, actually,
it is your problem, sir, because your

subsidiaries have yet to ship my
client's fixtures, so it's not... Slow

cowpoke.

Now, Ms. Brown, Mr. Stevens.

Business is business.

Supply is supply, and demand is demand.
You couldn't supply what I demanded, so

I have to mosey on.

Wait a minute.

Don't forget to have your parking
validated.

You all right, Eli?

100%. Is that so?

You gonna lie to me now?

You know what? Let me go first.

Last night wasn't what you expected, was
it?

Yes and no.

Was it me? Was it something I could have
done? Nah, Ruby, come on. Don't start

thinking like that.

After everything that happened, I knew
old Eli wouldn't be able to throw it

around like he used to.

I knew it would take a special woman,
that perfect woman, to come along and

me open up like I did last night.

That was you, Jennifer.

I think I'm in love with you.

We don't have to do that, you know.

Have to do what?

What we did last night.

I'm okay if we don't.

Why would you say something like that?

Because I think I'm falling in love with
you too, Eli Cartwright Goggins III.

And if it brings more pain than
pleasure, I don't need it.

So you're willing to give all that up
for me?

Jennifer Young, you're incredible, girl.

So, you used to throw it around, huh?

Oh, please, girl.

Ladies called me Captain Eli long before
I had my seafood restaurant.

You're crazy, you know that?

What an excellent ball, cried the old,
kindly Duke of Manchester.

Pray tell, my lord.

Is not Lady Lucas the most enchanting
creature you've ever beheld?

Very, very nice, Del.

Would anybody else like to read to us?

Anyone?

Mr. Brimhorse?

Toby!

Oh, me?

Sure.

I'd love to share.

Don't do anything you're going to
regret.

I'd like to do some poetry for all of
you.

This is not your father's poetry.

This is slam, the competitive art of
performance poetry.

This piece is entitled S -O -R -R -Y?

S -O -R -R -Y.

Do I do the things I do?

Ignorance, hate, stupidity, compassion,
kindness, caring, envy, greed.

Love?

S -O -R -R -Y, do I do the things I do?
S -O -R -R -Y, do I act the way I do? S

-O -R -R -Y, do I feel the way I do?

Why do I? Why do I? Why do I?

Why?

S -O -R -R -Y?

I don't know.

But I'm S -O -R -R -Y.

Sorry.

Thanks.

You know, that Sheriff Gus is an ass.

He's supposed to be the world's nicest
guy.

Weird.

The old apartment.

Yeah,

well, you know, I guess you don't...

Get to build an empire like good time
goats by being a nice guy.

Look at him.

America sees his favorite restaurateur.
And what I see? Go ahead, say it.

An ass. That's what I thought you were
going to say.

Good old Sheriff Gus is actually at...
Whoa, incoming.

What happened to the old couch?

Oh, casualty of the great Cabernet spill
of ought to.

It's in the great Ikea in the sky right
now.

I see.

Check this out.

Good Time Gulch's acquisition for the
last year, 11.

Small properties.

Small properties.

Just like yours, 16 the year before.

Is that weird?

Yeah, it's weird. What's Good Time Gulch
doing spending all their time buying

small properties? They want to be
tenants on them.

Unless they don't intend to be tenants
on these properties.

They signed the contracts.

But yeah, no, they signed your contract.
But they'd do that if they knew they

had a loophole to get out. Like, this
whole thing.

This whole thing is just a scam. You
know, it's just a...

A process to wear you down and knock you
out and make you bankrupt.

And they step in, pick up all the
properties for next to nothing?

Yeah. So the delay in shipping me my
fixtures, they did that on purpose?

Well, that's a theory.

Well, well.

Still have the same painting.

I couldn't get rid of it.

But unfortunately, I think you and I are
the only two people on the whole planet

Earth who liked it.

Liked it?

Loved it. I loved it more.

I paid for it. That's true.

Okay, everybody, great job. See you next
week.

So, Carol,

you got a sec?

Sure, Toby.

So did you happen to hear the poem? I
mean, I know you heard it, but

did you hear it?

Yes, thank you.

I am sorry, Carol. I acted like a jerk.

You know what?

Toby, apology accepted.

Danke, Shane.

I had no idea that you did slam poetry.

Yeah, my college roommate turned me on
to it.

I got a lot of crazy thoughts bumping
around in this noodle of mine.

Comtrollin' might buy the groceries, but
slam feeds the soul.

We'll see you next week?

Yeah.

Carol, um...

There's a poetry thing at the GOAT
tomorrow night, and I was wondering if

could come.

You're performing?

Yeah, just workshopping some new stuff.

I don't really know that much about... I
could really use the support.

The stage can be a lonely place.

I'll be there.

Great, thanks. Okay.

It starts at 6, so if you can get there
at like 10 to 6, that'd be great.

Hey, hey, what you doing?

I am just reading the writing of some of
our town's most creative citizens.

Do you know Jeff Donathick?

The dog catcher? Uh -huh. He writes way
too much about shoes and feet.

Hey, I'm going to have a beer. You want
one? Yeah, please.

Is that Liz?

Yeah, listen, the reason I'm calling,
I'm not going to be able to make it home

tonight.

Uh -huh.

What's up?

Well, I found a way to make good on the
deal, you know, and nail good old good

-time goats to the wall, but... To do
that, in order to do that, I can't come

home tonight. I'm going to have to stay
until tomorrow.

Okay.

Where are you going to stay?

Where am I?

I don't know. Liz has a guest.

Pizza's here. Thanks.

You know, I'll probably just stay in the
hotel.

Don't be silly, honey. You should stay
at Liz's.

You sure?

Okay. All right, listen, I'll call you
later.

Bye.

I hope you still love us, Itch, as much
as I do.

You plan to still rotate around the sun?

Here's to blowing apart a good time,
Gulch.

Gut, you're going down.

I'd forgotten how many bad ideas you can
come up with, Ed.

Bad idea, nothing.

You'd be surprised how far you can go
with confidence in a clipboard. A little

dose of attitude, a little bit of loud
talking. You're in business, my friend.

Watch this.

Hey! Excuse us. Over here.

I'm looking for the foreman in this
outfit.

You're looking at him.

You're the foreman?

Yeah.

Oh, well.

I would not want to be in your shoes, my
friend.

I just got a earful from the sheriff.

Apparently we're missing an order. Big
order. Lots of stuff. Fixtures, seat

covers, you name it. We're missing it.

I gotta find him.

Gus sent you?

Yeah, Gus sent me. Gus sent me.

What did he say exactly?

What'd he say? You want to know what he
said? I'll tell him what he said. I'll

tell you what he said. He said when he
finished yelling, he said, we better

that order form or some greenhorn's
going to get himself took behind a

That sounds like Gus.

Exactly. Now listen, I don't know what
it means. I can tell you something. If

I'm getting took behind a woodshed, I
ain't going alone. You hear me, Dylan?

That's it.

Gus will be so happy.

And why does it say hold on it?

He must want us to hold it.

That's good.

I can see why you're the foreman.

I'm going to need a copy of this, Dylan.

Thank you.

College Center clipboard, my friend.

Thank you, Eddie.

You're welcome.

Home.

So, how did it go?

Ah, good.

Fruitful. Bountiful. You know, I think
we made some headway. Oh, good. Yeah,

good. I'm starving.

Oh, um, what happened?

Oh, well, we made a trip out there to
the warehouse, and Liz, we had our

holdings out there for about three
weeks.

Can you believe that?

Wow. I know. Sneaky rascals.

Honey, are you ready to go? Yeah. I told
Liz we'd be there at six o 'clock.

Liz. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, she asked
what we were doing tonight, and I kind

sort of invited her. That's all right,
isn't it?

Of course.

Of course. Yeah.

Um, what's Liz doing here?

Well, the whole share of Gus is putting
an appearance at the Jasper Time Good

Time Gulch. We thought we'd get in there
and head him off at the pass, you know,

home field advantage and all that.

Yeah, home field advantage, it's good to
have that. Let's go!

I'd like to perform a dirty limerick for
you all.

I've edited out the dirty part.

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose bleep was so bleep, bleep, bleep,

bleep, bleep.

He said with a grin, bleep, bleep,
bleep, bleep.

If my bleep were a bleep, bleep, bleep,
bleep.

Thank you.

Toby Gibbons performing some original
clam poetry.

Toby.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Seven shots in the Philadelphia night.

Can I start over?

Is that okay? Thanks, because... You've
got a five...

haircut and a $2 smile.

If you were a TV channel, I'd ask, can
somebody please change the dial?

Tall, dark, and handsome.

More like gangly.

Not dark.

I'm just so darn cute and quirky and
eccentric and fun.

Hooray for me, I'm a jerk.

Who cares?

And what's with the grit?

Hey, Newsflash, Jack Nicholson got the
part, Joker.

How can you get hitched to tall, ugly,
and slim?

Come to your senses, girl.

Don't marry him.

Mmm, good.

What's that you're wearing? It smells
good.

Steam of microwave popcorn.

Jennifer, that's juked. You know what
you are, Jennifer?

What? You are a lady with popcorn in
your hair.

Oh, that's how it's going to be, huh?

Oh, in the face.

You know what?

Now I got to cut you.

You know what?

What?

Where are you going?

To the bedroom.

No, wait.

I thought we talked about that.

Yes, we did.

And I said we don't need to do that.

Yeah, but the thing is, I think we do.

Do you believe anything I say?

All right, before you go from zero to
90.

I believe you believe what you're saying
for right now, but the thing is,

Jennifer, you're a woman, and eventually
you're going to need something more.

I just don't want you going somewhere
else to look for it. I got to hold on to

you, girl.

Eli, I can't say this situation is
anything I'm used to,

and I can't say things aren't difficult,
but I can say this.

I'm not going anywhere.

Well, listen, it's not about you going
anywhere.

I want to be able to give the woman I
love every and anything she needs.

I thought you just thought you loved me.

No.

I know I love you.

I know it too.

What about what you need?

Well, the thing about my needs, boo, is
nothing's never going to be the same

again. So I just got to learn how to hit
other switches, that's all.

What do you mean?

Like, smell.

Touch.

Perfect example the other night. You did
something that almost had me ready to

flip my pancakes, girl.

What was that?

You was kissing me on my neck.

Oh, my goodness.

Where?

Right here.

Right there, yes.

How's that?

To the bedroom. Come on.

Come on, baby, let's go.

To the bedroom.

How long is Liz staying here this time
exactly?

How long is... Until we're finished the
good time bilge business, I guess. But

why? No reason. I just, um...

I think that people take advantage of
nice guys.

Really?

You think Liz is taking advantage of me?

No. I think that Liz came here because
she knew you couldn't say no.

I did say no, Kyle. You told me to say
yes.

I thought it would end with a check.

Why didn't you say something sooner?

I didn't want you to use me as an
excuse.

I know this whole thing's been tough on
you, but I... Honey, wait. Listen.

I know that part of you wanted to help
Liz. And part of me didn't want to help

her, too.

Look, I just... Liz

came to me and it was obvious she was in

one place. You know, when I was in
another place, a different place, a

place with you.

And I just felt guilty.

You know, so I said yes.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Carol?

Toby, hi.

So how are we doing?

You behaving yourself?

Toby, um, what you did the other night
was completely inappropriate.

I know.

But here's the rub. I needed to know.

You needed to know what?

There was still anything between us.

Toby, haven't I made it abundantly clear
that there absolutely is not...

would not and never will be anything
between us.

Well, maybe.

But you miss 100 % of the shots you
never take.

That's the great one talking there.

The great one? Who's the great one?

Wayne Gretzky.

Sure.

Look, I took my shot. I missed.

No regrets keys, if you will.

Sure. Absolutely.

Fine. We'll be in touch. Thank you.

You're golden.

Sheriff Gus made his first rent payment.
You are officially his landlord and

will continue to be so for the next ten
years.

How can I ever thank you, Ed?

Just your average everyday lawyer in, ma
'am.

No, it's not.

And after what?

You know, everything.

I really owe you, Ed.

No, you don't.

We do have a way of making a mess of
things, don't I? What mess? There's no

mess. We cleaned up pretty well over
here.

That's not what I mean.

What do you mean?

I'm sorry for how we ended.

I knew then that I'd screwed up, but I
guess I'm just beginning to realize

that losing you was probably the biggest
mistake of my life.