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Previously on Ed.
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Do you know anything about Ryan, old
dad?
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Nothing really. I think he's a fireman.
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Really? Oh, my God. You like him, don't
you?
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Gosh, Carol, am I just being horrible?
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What do you mean?
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I'm using a student troubled as an
excuse to hit on dad.
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I like you, Molly.
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I like you, too.
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Hey, Carol. Hi.
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Is that weird for everybody?
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Yeah, kind of. Why is this so awkward?
It's awkward. It's awkward.
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A little bit awkward. Yeah, it's
awkward. But you know what? I think
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fine. That's normal. We're going to
transition after all.
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This is the one.
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For once in your life, stop thinking.
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Do you think it's possible that you and
I were just meant to be friends?
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I don't know.
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The problem is I don't think I can be
friends with you.
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Why? Because I already got plenty of
friends.
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Remember the whole maybe we were just
meant to be friends thing? Yeah.
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We were never to speak of that again.
Never. It was forbidden. Yes, they do. I
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think we just would carry that pretty
well.
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Morning, Shirley.
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Good morning. There's someone who would
like to see you.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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So when you said that he wanted to see
me, you really meant that he wanted...
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That he wished to see you, yes.
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Okay.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't open
that.
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Elaine, don't open yet, Mr. Fitts. You
know that. Well, I'll open them up,
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fellas. How hard can it be to throw up
the damn switch? No, wait, wait.
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Right.
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Hold on.
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What was that about? I'm sorry.
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When I heard about a bowling alley
lawyer, I thought you might be down and
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Hungry. Maybe you work cheap.
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Oh. But I see you're doing well. You're
the assistant designer bowling shirt.
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I won't waste your time. Hold on. Hold
on. Listen to me, Stevens. Sometimes.
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Why don't you tell me what the problem
is? Maybe we can work something out. I'm
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Ed Stevens.
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I know.
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I'm Doug Tavel. Hey, Doug. Tell me, Mr.
Stevens. Call me Ed.
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Ed.
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Um. Are you happy here?
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What?
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Sure. What about your father?
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What about my father? Do you think he's
disappointed that after putting you
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through law school, you're not
practicing at some high -powered New
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No, actually. I mean, I did that.
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Is he happy with this career move? Not
at first, no. Did he threaten to sue
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No, of course not. What kind of father
is going to... Your father's suing you?
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Yeah. For what? For disappointing him?
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Basically. Ouch.
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Listen, Doug, why don't you come back
inside and we'll... You ladies can do.
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I brought you some breakfast.
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I'm in the sky tonight There I can
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keep by your side Watching the white
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Yeah, this seems like a pretty basic
breach of contract. Your father claims
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you've reimbursed him for the cost of
your college education plus dental
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Thank you.
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$150 ,000.
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Oh, wow. That's a fair number, you
think?
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Figuring out -of -state tuition.
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Yeah, probably. It adds up.
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Well, I guess my first question would
be... Was there a contract?
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Absolutely not.
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I never signed anything.
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Well, contracts aren't always written.
They can be verbal, oral. I didn't say
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anything. No? Nothing like, I will pay
you back every penny, I promise.
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No. Where's that effect? Absolutely not.
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The only reason why my dad is doing this
is because he's angry with me.
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Why? Because once I started my
internship, I realized it wasn't what I
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So I quit.
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Your father's disappointed.
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I guess you can't blame him. No, but I
do expect him to understand.
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My father owns a hardware store. He
hates it. I can't remember a day growing
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where he didn't dread going to work.
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Is that any way to live?
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No, it's not.
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So why does he want to punish me?
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Why does he want me to do something
that'll make me as... miserable as he
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Oh, hey there, fellas. I'll have a beer
and a corndog. I am not a waiter. Lots
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of mustard, the yellow kind.
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Mr. Fish, must we go through this every
week? You cannot lob the ball onto the
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lane. If you do it again...
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I'm going to ask you to leave. Oh, my
sincerest apologies, Phyllis. You know,
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the ball must be too light. I'll try one
with a bit more heft.
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Sorry,
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Dolly. I believe this ball is mine.
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Problem solved.
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I'm serious. Do not lob the ball.
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I won't lob the ball.
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I'm not messing around. Do not lob the
ball. I won't lob the ball.
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Want to dance?
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Let's go.
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I'm on
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to you.
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The man is dead. He can't hear you.
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Somebody take the whole thing just so we
can leave without bowling shoes.
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I just can't get it out of my mind. What
kind of parents do their own child?
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A really bad one? I don't know. I have
never heard of anything like that
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In that case, I would like to speak with
the chef.
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The chef?
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You mean the cook?
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Cook. Please let the cook know that I
would like to have a word with him.
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He's not going to come out here. I'm not
trying to be difficult.
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There's very little chicken and nothing
Chinese about this salad.
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Do you agree?
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It could use a little more chicken.
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She agrees. Tell the cook that there are
two people who would like to see him.
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You are joking, right?
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Fine. We'll go to him.
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We?
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Almonds? Do you have almonds?
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You shouldn't be here.
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A Chinese chicken salad with no mandarin
oranges. Maybe you shouldn't be here.
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Here.
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Taste this.
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Oh.
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That is incredible.
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What's the dressing again? Ginger and...
Mango.
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Mango. That is amazing.
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Where'd you learn how to do that?
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Hong Kong.
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I'm Ted, by the way. I'm Molly.
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Molly Hutton.
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So, Ted.
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Have you ever been to Stockholm?
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No. Why?
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Because the Swedish meatballs could
really use your help.
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At the side, dead man's walking shoes.
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So what the hell are you doing?
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I doubt the extremely late Mr. Fish is
going to need him where he's going.
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but it don't mean you got to throw him
out and call his family or something. I
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don't have a family. I called the
hospital to get our bowling shoes back.
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got no family, no friends.
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No surprise.
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Damn, that's probably why he spent all
his time here.
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And didn't have no life. Poor man.
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Yeah. Well, thankfully, the curtain has
closed on our time with the odious Mr.
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Fish. Oh, come on, Phil, man. The dude
just probably wanted some human contact.
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That's why he would come here and pull
all that crap. So he can get some
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attention. Then he'd probably go back
home to his lonely life.
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You ought to know about that.
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Will and Living Trust.
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It's good you guys are taking care of
this. This is important.
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I know. We've been putting it off since
Sarah was born.
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Then Mr. Fish kicked. Speaking for
myself, that was a real wake -up call.
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Fish was 73, Mike. I don't know. I was
promised to know him, my friend.
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Mortgages, pledges, deeds of trust, all
pretty straightforward.
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Oh, hang on. Except question 15.
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Any of you guys filled out question 15?
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Case of untimely death. Who shall care
for your children?
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That would be Sarah.
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Yeah. No, Ed. We just couldn't decide on
an answer.
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And you discussed it? We fought.
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We've argued.
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Cast aspersions on one of those
families. Can't say we've actually
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Well, you need to.
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Come back when you have.
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Sounds obnoxious. No, no.
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He had to be there. He did it in a very
unobnoxious way.
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Anyways, the sounds weren't better.
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So they offered him a job?
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Well, they should have.
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Nah, he talked to Matt.
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Watch the crew. Yeah, I got it, I got
it. No, punch it. You're gonna... Crash.
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Tried to warn you. Yeah, I know.
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Well, you're not leaving? Yeah, but I
killed her. Then it's late.
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Oh, come on. One more game.
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You said that like, what, an hour ago?
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I T -vote trading spaces.
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Now you tell me. Both couples hated
their rooms.
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You really are cruel.
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You know that?
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Well, Jared, did you get that
scrumptious tan in Iowa City?
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What's wrong with the photo box? What's
wrong with the photo box?
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He's troubled.
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Here, look at this. See this?
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This picture of your cousin Bert?
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Picture of your cousin Bert with his
hand stuck in the pickle jar? The photo
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makes us fight. It doesn't make us
fight. Question number 15 makes us
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we have to answer it.
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Honey, we have got to choose someone to
take care of Sarah in case we... In case
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we die?
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Yeah, in case we die.
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Oh, look at that.
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My cousin Margaret. Sarah loves her.
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And she's got the twins to play with.
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In Nevada?
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I want Sarah to grow up here.
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My parents. They're perfect.
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They're perfectly old.
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I mean, come on. You really want Sarah
to have to try to rush off from
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cheerleading practice to try to make her
the early bird special?
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I'm telling you, Nancy, the answer to
question 15 is not in the photo box.
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Well, it has to be in here. Our entire
families are in here.
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Well, maybe our families aren't the
answer.
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What does that mean?
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Oh, maybe we should pick one of our
friends.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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Harold was great.
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Yeah, what about Ed? It would be great,
sir. I loved it.
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And Molly.
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Yeah, Molly. Definitely Molly.
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They all have good jobs and nice homes.
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I think it matters that none of them are
married. One parent, two parents. I go
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for quality over quantity.
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Now, how about that?
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We had nothing, and now we have an
embarrassment of riches.
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Yeah, but how do we choose?
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To rather than some kind of parenting
test we could give.
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Excuse me.
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Gus?
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Gus Tovel?
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That's me.
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What can I do you for? We got everything
from scoop to nuts.
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That's a little hardware humor.
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That's good stuff.
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That's great. No, not here for the
hardware or the humor.
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I'm actually hoping to talk to you about
your son.
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Barry, what did you do?
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Oh, no, sorry. Not that son. Different
son.
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You must be Doug's attorney.
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Ed Stevens. Yes, sir. Listen, about this
so -called contract. You know, Mr.
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Tavel, Doug is, as I'm sure you're
aware, he's adamant in his belief that
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never entered in any kind of oral
contract with you.
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He's lying.
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He's lying?
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All right.
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Well, maybe you could tell me then when
this agreement took place.
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Right after his 18th birthday.
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He'd just gotten accepted to the
University of Wisconsin. We had a little
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a surprise party to celebrate.
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So you're at the party, and while you're
at the party, you tell him he's got to
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pay you back. Is that right? No.
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It was his idea. He felt bad because he
knew how tight the money was.
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No offense, Mr. Tavel, but...
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Did anyone else happen to overhear this
conversation?
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It happened. Drop the suit.
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Drop the suit, Mr. Talley. You're not
going to win.
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Mr. Stevens, did Doug tell you what he's
been doing since he left school?
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No, sir. He's a handyman.
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Barely makes enough money to hold on.
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And yet he seems happy.
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Well, what about the rest of us? When do
we get to be happy?
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My wife hasn't had a vacation in seven
years. My daughter never got a honeymoon
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because she and her husband had to pay
for their own wedding.
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Barry? He's stuck here sorting nails
because I can't afford part -time help.
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know why?
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Because every dime I made went to pay
for Doug's schooling.
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Now, if he wants to drop out, I can't
stop him.
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But I sure as hell intend to make him
live up to our agreement.
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Miss Bessie, can I talk to you for a
minute? Of course.
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Warren! Sorry, but what I have to say is
of a highly confidential nature.
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Teachers, you're like priests, right?
You're like shrinks, like what I say to
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you stays between us.
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No, not exactly, Warren. Why don't you
tell me what it is? No, no, no. I have
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know that what I say does not leave this
room.
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Promise me, Miss Bessie, please.
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It could ruin me.
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Fine. I promise, Warren. I won't tell
anyone.
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I'm pregnant with a young woman.
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What? Are you sure?
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Has she seen a doctor?
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No, she took one of those pregnancy
tests. Three of them. Well, they can be
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wrong, Warren. She needs to see a
doctor.
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Did you use protection?
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Yes! Oh, God. It's so embarrassing.
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Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me.
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Maybe I'm just, like, unusually fertile.
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My loins must be teeming with life.
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Um, Warren, you have to tell your
parents. No, no.
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They won't understand.
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They'd kill me.
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Well, how about her parents? Do they
know? You're the first person we've
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Help me, Miss Bessie, please.
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I'm too young to be a father.
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I'm here,
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Warren.
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You don't have to go through this alone.
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I'm here, Warren.
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You don't have to go through this alone.
She actually said that. Yeah, you don't
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have to take my word for it. I mean,
just listen for yourself.
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Oh, God, this is wrong. This is just so
wrong.
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Warren, I am so sorry we got you
involved in this. I promise we'll tell
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Betsy everything as soon as we find a
guardian for Sarah.
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Easy,
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man. Suck it up.
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A man has to get a woman pregnant and a
man has to handle a little pain.
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Hey, Hudson.
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Hey, Chef Ted.
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Give you a lift somewhere?
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No, no, I'm just out getting some fresh
air. Are you kidding?
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I was just going to get some fresh air.
How about you join me?
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Hang on!
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Here we go!
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Did he seem angry?
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Let's just say he seemed pretty
determined.
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Yeah, I kind of got that feeling when he
sued me. Right.
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So, should I be worried? I don't think
so. In all likelihood, this thing is
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going to come down to your word against
his.
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That's not going to be enough for a
judge. I imagine the whole thing will
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tossed.
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Yeah.
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I will teach him to try and control my
life.
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Yeah, Doug, you know, you're aware,
though, that he has given up a lot for
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I mean, your whole family has.
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Come on, Ed, you're supposed to be my
lawyer.
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You're right. I am. I am. It's just, not
that I agree with what he's done, I
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don't, but he's made sacrifices.
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This doesn't have anything to do with
sacrifices.
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He just wants me to be miserable because
he is.
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It bothers him that I might actually be
happy.
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Do you believe that?
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Yeah, I do.
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Hey, old man, where you disappear to?
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Interesting factoid.
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When a deceased has no family and no one
claims the body, the state has it
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cremated. After that, they're just happy
to get rid of it.
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Is that... Indeed it is. Mr. Fish has
returned.
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Phil, what the hell is wrong with you,
man? What kind of mad twist of revenge
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are you planning? No revenge.
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We're going to throw a memorial for Mr.
Fish.
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Wait, what? The man died on our watch.
We can hardly afford talk of a cover
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I think it's a perfectly appropriate
idea.
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00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:07,920
Check this out.
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Is it bling -bling?
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No, it's an urn.
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Mr. Fish's final resting place.
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It's an urn with bling -bling.
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00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,230
No, you... That's so nasty. That's
nasty.
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Phil, that's nasty.
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00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,180
Well, that's chunkier than I expected.
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Welcome back, Mr. Fish.
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You flew?
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I didn't.
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Ted did. And it was amazing. It was like
we were in this old Buick convertible
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in the sky and we spun and we dove and
we looped and we... Okay, stop. You're
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making me dizzy.
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00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:49,299
Molly, you barely know this guy. Did you
at least have to see his pilot places?
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I didn't have to. I trusted him.
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Is that smart?
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One day he's a chef, the next day he's a
pilot. No, he's a chef and a pilot, and
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a good pilot. He's also a scuba diver
and a sky diver and a mountain climber
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a bungee jumper.
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Since when did you become his extreme
supreme?
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I didn't. I'm having fun. He's a fun
guy.
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00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,680
I know, I know, and it's great.
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00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:14,240
But I just wish we knew a little more
about him. Like what?
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00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,019
Like, does he have a real job?
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00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,220
Yeah, he's a consultant.
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00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,620
Does he have a real job?
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00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,890
Carol.
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00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,820
I just went for a ride. What are you so
worried about?
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I don't like the idea of you going up in
planes with strangers.
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00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:37,639
You're right, you know, I should have
kept my big mouth shut. I'm his
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00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,419
right? It's not my place to make him a
better person, try to educate him.
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00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,639
Thank him. All you did was ask Doug to
look at things from his father's
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perspective. There's nothing wrong with
that.
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00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,099
Yeah. You know, if I had said something
to him in high school, maybe he wouldn't
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be in this situation now.
365
00:19:50,301 --> 00:19:52,319
Doug was your student?
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Yep.
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00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,650
Really?
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What was he like?
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Honestly, lazy.
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00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,460
Really? And if you believe the stories,
kind of wild.
371
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,790
Yeah?
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00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,039
Hey, Shirley, what's up?
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00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,420
Mr. Snow for the prosecution.
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00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,379
Ah, great.
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00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,430
Mr. Tavel's attorney.
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00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:10,779
Hopefully here to tell me they're
dropping the suit. Hey, Mr. Snow. Mr.
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I don't believe we've met. James. Nice
to meet you. I apologize for not
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00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:16,939
Well, not at all. Actually, I was
expecting you. Is that right?
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00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,279
Yeah, I'm hoping you're here to tell me
your client's come to a sense this is a
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00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,960
drop in the suit against my client.
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00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,720
No. Ah, come on, Mr.
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00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,379
Snow. We're talking about word against
word on a verbal agreement with no
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evidence in sight.
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00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,480
Well, then, why don't you take a look at
that?
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00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:42,110
My parents had a book for me when I got
my acceptance letter at Wisconsin.
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00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,140
My brother must have shot this.
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00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:47,940
College boy.
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00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,530
Are you sure we can afford it?
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00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:53,910
That's your education.
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00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,020
Don't you worry.
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00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,449
We'll figure something out.
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00:20:56,450 --> 00:21:00,810
Okay. But I'm going to pay you back
every penny. I promise. I want to.
393
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:02,980
All right.
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00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:10,770
No, Ed, I swear.
395
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:16,649
Well, fortunately, you don't have to
because it's right here for everyone to
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00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,790
see, including a judge.
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00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,580
How bad is this?
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00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,430
Well, about $150 ,000 bad, I'd say.
399
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:35,649
Yeah, no, listen, I'll discuss the offer
with my client. We'll get back to you
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00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:36,389
as soon as we can.
401
00:21:36,390 --> 00:21:37,850
Right, okay. Yeah, you too.
402
00:21:37,851 --> 00:21:40,169
Sorry about the stuff on the table.
403
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,169
How bad?
404
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:43,159
First, you need to understand one thing.
What?
405
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,499
If the case goes to court, Doug, there's
a very, very strong chance the judge
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00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,120
will rule in favor of your father.
407
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,620
Maybe we should just let him.
408
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,560
I don't have $150 ,000.
409
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,319
You can't take what I don't have.
410
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,939
Well, unfortunately, they can't. The
court will establish a payment schedule
411
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,939
garnish your wages from here on out. But
I'm barely getting by now.
412
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,380
What am I supposed to live on?
413
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,010
Son of a bitch.
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00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,230
Okay.
415
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,800
What did his attorney say?
416
00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:10,510
Well, at least your father is willing to
drop the suit. Give the debt.
417
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,770
As long as you go back to school and
finish.
418
00:22:12,771 --> 00:22:16,239
I'm not going back. Okay, Doug, listen,
as you would. No, my father's not going
419
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,639
to run my life. He's not going to make
me a dentist or anything else just to
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make him happy. I understand. I
understand. Truly, I do. But giving your
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00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,419
right now, can one year really be that
bad? Yes, because it would mean that he
422
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,470
won again.
423
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,550
And he always wins. It always has to be
his way with everything.
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00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,500
Right down to the picking the school.
425
00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:34,639
Does that mean your father chose
Wisconsin?
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00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,659
Yeah, it was a big deal to him that I'd
follow in his footsteps.
427
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,130
He went to Wisconsin, so I was going to
Wisconsin.
428
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:43,460
I won't settle it.
429
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,730
I won't give him the satisfaction.
430
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,749
Yeah, hi.
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00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,190
Madison, Wisconsin, please.
432
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:58,760
Yeah, the University of Wisconsin
Admissions Department. Thank you.
433
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:02,749
Ed! Thank God I found you. What's going
on? Right there. She's fallen into a
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00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,369
vent shaft.
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00:23:03,370 --> 00:23:03,909
Oh, my God.
436
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,220
Where's the vent shaft? In the park.
Come on, get in there in a hurry.
437
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:17,259
I don't see her. You sure she's down
there? Oh, she's down there. Why else
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00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:19,759
Bun Bun be here? Sarah never goes
anywhere without Bun Bun. She never goes
439
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,239
anywhere without Bun Bun. Colin, take it
easy there, pal. Maybe she just
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00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,679
wandered off somewhere. You don't know.
Yeah, but what if she didn't? What if
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00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,879
she's down there? We've got to go down
there. I've got to know. I've got to
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00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,499
know. All right, well, maybe we should
wait for the fire department.
443
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,359
The fire department? What's wrong with
you? Why didn't I call the fire
444
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,759
department? Don't beat yourself up over
this. We can call them now. Call them
445
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,000
now. We don't have time.
446
00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:39,379
What? Well, how are we going to do it? I
mean, how are we going to get down
447
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:42,150
there? What are we going to do? How are
we going to do it?
448
00:23:42,151 --> 00:23:46,659
Where'd you get the rope? Tie this
around your ankles and it'll lower you
449
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,710
My ankles?
450
00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:51,059
I'd do it myself, but my shoulders are
too damn broad to go through the rope.
451
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:51,739
Hey, come on.
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00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:52,790
Give me the rope.
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00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,879
Really, you're going to do it?
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00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,099
I'll do it. Absolutely, I'll do it. For
Sarah, I'll do anything.
455
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,900
I can't tell you how much that means to
me, buddy. Get off.
456
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,650
Let's go. Come on. Grab the rope. Here I
go. I'm going in.
457
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,100
Mike! I found Sarah!
458
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,680
She was at home sleeping with Willie
Butch. Thank God.
459
00:24:11,801 --> 00:24:16,529
Did I mention how much I hate doing this
to our friends?
460
00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:17,789
I'm not sure I haven't been listening.
461
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,129
Well, you better hope we die young,
Mike. It's the only way they're going to
462
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:21,390
forgive us for doing this.
463
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:22,980
Bill,
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00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:27,710
what the hell is going on in Lane 6?
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00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:32,109
This was Mr. Fish's favorite lane. I
thought, out of respect, we should close
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00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:33,310
till after the memorial.
467
00:24:33,550 --> 00:24:36,140
Respect? Respect for who? You couldn't
stand Fish.
468
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:41,109
You know what? I am simply trying to
send a message that Stucky Bowl is a
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00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:42,160
that cares.
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00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,979
And customers eat this crap up. You know
what? I'm on to you. You think you got
471
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,900
everybody fool stuff, but I'm on to you.
472
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,600
I think it's very thoughtful.
473
00:24:50,601 --> 00:24:51,599
Yeah, exactly.
474
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,850
But when the last time he did anything
even close to thoughtful?
475
00:24:54,851 --> 00:24:58,279
Never. That's right. You know why?
Because Phil is a constant.
476
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,220
He's like the speed of light.
477
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:04,500
He don't change. Never. You follow me?
He don't change. Never. That's right.
478
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:07,650
You know what? This memorial has nothing
to do with fish.
479
00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:10,579
It's about Phil, just like everything
else. You know how I know?
480
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,630
Because Phil is a constant. That's
right.
481
00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:13,799
You know, it's sad, really.
482
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,420
When Phil looks at fish, he sees the
future Phil.
483
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,090
Old, dead, and all alone with no one to
cry over his shriveled up ass.
484
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:23,760
You know, when it comes down to it, this
memorial is about Phil.
485
00:25:28,451 --> 00:25:30,359
Hey, Mom.
486
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,410
Hi, Dad.
487
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,530
Hi, Sarah.
488
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,700
Wow, what do you have there?
489
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,200
It's beautiful. Did you make that?
490
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,740
Yeah. It's so cute.
491
00:25:40,741 --> 00:25:43,559
I'm so sorry to barge in, but I need a
really big favor.
492
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,170
Name it. Kids are in my office, and
Mike's running late. Can she stay here?
493
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,619
Absolutely. Oh, except I'm not going to
be here. I have to go out to my weekly
494
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:53,739
budget meeting. Oh, go, go. She'll be
fine. She's got her art supplies and her
495
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:56,759
books and stuff. And Eunice outruns, and
she keeps an eye on her, so.
496
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,459
Are you sure?
497
00:25:57,460 --> 00:25:59,140
Positive. Okay. All right.
498
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,510
Bye, pumpkin.
499
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:01,910
Gosh, you're so cute.
500
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:03,660
Bye, honey. Bye -bye, honey.
501
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,970
Okay, honey. Here, but just one quick
second. I'm going to be right back.
502
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:20,880
Oh, no, I'm like a stealth bomber,
invisible despite my size.
503
00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:21,989
Who said that?
504
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:24,349
Very cute. How much time do we have?
Half an hour, maybe.
505
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,400
All right, then.
506
00:26:25,401 --> 00:26:28,509
Showtime. Oh, my God. I hate it when you
talk like we're in an action film.
507
00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:29,560
Sorry.
508
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:31,510
Let's do this thing.
509
00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:13,060
I can't see.
510
00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:14,900
She's crying.
511
00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:16,270
No, she's laughing.
512
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,490
I guess we should go get Sarah.
513
00:27:19,570 --> 00:27:20,620
Wait a minute.
514
00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:23,250
Maybe she cleaned up the mess we made.
515
00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:24,740
Mike, now.
516
00:27:25,201 --> 00:27:30,449
It's just around the other side of the
side. Thank you.
517
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:31,950
Hey, Pavel.
518
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,730
Did Doug accept my offer?
519
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,110
To go back to college?
520
00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:36,320
No.
521
00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:37,910
I guess I expected that.
522
00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:39,510
Can I ask you a question?
523
00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,140
I suppose.
524
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,390
You hate your job?
525
00:27:42,391 --> 00:27:46,799
As Doug says, you can't remember a time
you weren't miserable working here.
526
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,279
I don't give it a whole lot of thought.
527
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,330
It's a job.
528
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:51,160
Not the job you wanted, though.
529
00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:55,119
What are you getting at? Well, what I'm
getting at is, Doug told me you studied
530
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,819
at the University of Wisconsin also, so
I took the liberty and checked the
531
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,779
records. You studied in their
architecture program?
532
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:04,080
So? So, what I found out was you dropped
out before you finished, and I thought,
533
00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:05,359
gosh, that sounds familiar.
534
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,410
It's not the same.
535
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,680
No? I was struggling.
536
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,590
If I hadn't quit, I probably would have
flunked out.
537
00:28:10,591 --> 00:28:12,489
Does Doug know about any of this?
538
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,469
There's no reason he should. Oh, see, I
disagree.
539
00:28:14,470 --> 00:28:15,550
You know what I think?
540
00:28:15,551 --> 00:28:18,989
I think this isn't about the money. I
think this never was about the money.
541
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,009
know what I think this is about?
542
00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:22,369
You're not wanting Doug to make the same
mistake you did. I think this whole
543
00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:24,929
thing is one gigantic wake -up call.
Well, what if it is?
544
00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,250
Isn't that a parent's job?
545
00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:29,600
To share the wisdom that comes from
living with mistakes?
546
00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:32,270
To hope they don't repeat them?
547
00:28:32,271 --> 00:28:36,329
Well, sure, by talking to them, sharing
your experiences, not by suing them.
548
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:38,130
This is a private matter, Mr. Stevens.
549
00:28:38,131 --> 00:28:40,969
There's some things that Doug doesn't
need to know.
550
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,590
See, I disagree.
551
00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:43,589
Here's the thing.
552
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,769
When you brought the suit against your
son, it ceased being a private matter
553
00:28:46,770 --> 00:28:50,080
because you got me involved. So talk to
your son, Mr. Tavel, or I will.
554
00:28:58,630 --> 00:28:59,680
We'll figure it out.
555
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:02,690
Okay. But I'm going to pay you back
every penny, I promise.
556
00:29:02,691 --> 00:29:06,509
You know, no matter how many times you
watch it, he's still going to say the
557
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,560
same thing.
558
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:10,150
I know. It's just... Thank you. How can
he say...
559
00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:11,620
He didn't remember.
560
00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,550
It doesn't make sense.
561
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,610
Oh, like he's lying.
562
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:18,750
Unless he really doesn't remember.
563
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,450
Wait, when was the shot? What time of
day?
564
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:26,830
Night, I think. There's lights on in the
room. Why?
565
00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:28,830
You said Doug was a wild man, right?
566
00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:30,040
Mm -hmm.
567
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,300
As promised, safe and sound. It's still
time for a quick shower before school.
568
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,580
Shower? Uh -uh, that ain't gonna get it
done.
569
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,360
What do you say I hop in the back and
you drive us through a car wash?
570
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,380
You're all right, Hudson.
571
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,740
I like the way you think.
572
00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,600
Oh, well, ain't so bad yourself.
573
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,320
Anyways, um, thank you. I had a great
time. Anytime.
574
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:05,950
See you around.
575
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,270
I don't know, the kid's all set. Wait a
minute.
576
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,350
Is that Molly?
577
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:18,800
Sure looks like her. Who's she with? If
I'm not mistaken, his name is Ted.
578
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:21,830
Interesting.
579
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,140
Hey, college boy.
580
00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:31,560
Are you sure we can afford it? It's your
education.
581
00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:32,839
Don't you worry.
582
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,700
We'll figure something out. Okay.
583
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,660
But I'm going to pay you back every
penny. I'm done.
584
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:38,950
I want to.
585
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,960
Does an explicit oral agreement exist
between Doug and Gus Tabel?
586
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,660
I think you just heard it.
587
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,610
Nothing further, Your Honor. Mr.
Stevens.
588
00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:49,910
Thank you.
589
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,210
It would please the court to indulge me
about watching this video one more time.
590
00:30:54,211 --> 00:30:57,079
Is there something I missed the first
time? I believe so, Your Honor.
591
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,519
Now, what's being said isn't actually
what's important. What matters, rather,
592
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,339
what Doug's wearing.
593
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,390
His clothing?
594
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:05,080
More precisely, his sunglasses.
595
00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:08,079
Your Honor, I don't see the relevance.
The relevance, Your Honor, is that night
596
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,049
time's dark.
597
00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,729
Yet my client's wearing sunglasses at
night. Why is he wearing sunglasses at
598
00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,780
night and indoors yet? Trying to be
cool.
599
00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:18,109
Trying to be cool, right. The veritable
Corey Hart. No, I would suggest that
600
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:22,250
he's wearing sunglasses at night to hide
something from his father, his eyes.
601
00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:25,889
Your Honor. Trying to hide his eyes from
his father, Your Honor, because he
602
00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:28,889
knows his eyes would give him away. Eyes
would betray him because on the night
603
00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:31,949
that Doug was accepted into college, he
and three of his friends celebrated by
604
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:35,490
smoking a little marijuana.
605
00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:38,859
Doug got high. His judgment was
impaired.
606
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:42,359
So impaired, as a matter of fact, he
doesn't even remember having this
607
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,410
conversation.
608
00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:47,919
So, Your Honor, I move this matter be
dismissed due to the diminished capacity
609
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,639
of my client. How can he be held to a
contract he doesn't even remember
610
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,500
into? Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
611
00:31:53,501 --> 00:31:57,379
Are we simply to accept Mr. Stevens'
word for his client's state of mind on
612
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:58,969
evening? You don't have to, Your Honor.
613
00:31:58,970 --> 00:32:01,549
So I have right here three sworn
affidavits from three of Doug's friends,
614
00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:04,209
three friends that he partied with that
evening. Now these friends have nothing
615
00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:07,229
to gain by exposing themselves, and yet
they're willing to testify. In the
616
00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:10,840
meantime, I have three sworn statements
right here. Your Honor, please.
617
00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:16,429
I'm going to need a recess while I
consider this new evidence and review
618
00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:17,750
tape. Thank you, Your Honor.
619
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,750
Motorcycles.
620
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,940
Since when do you ride motorcycles?
621
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,170
Since this morning.
622
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,930
Ted took me.
623
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,079
I gotta tell you, it was the most
fantastic... How do you know? I saw you
624
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,130
street.
625
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:49,580
So, Miles, are you seeing Ted?
626
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:52,240
No, no, it's not like that.
627
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,530
What's it like?
628
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,450
It's just this.
629
00:32:56,469 --> 00:32:57,810
Amazing force of energy.
630
00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:02,069
You know, he looks at life as a big
adventure, and if you're lucky enough to
631
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:04,360
caught in his wake, you just get swept
up in it.
632
00:33:04,890 --> 00:33:07,210
It's exhilarating.
633
00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:09,510
Or should I leave Sean?
634
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:14,210
I told you, I am not seeing Ted. Just
spending an awful lot of time with him.
635
00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:17,670
All right, you win. I like him. Ha!
636
00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:19,270
But nothing has happened.
637
00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:20,490
Nothing. And Sean?
638
00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:23,310
He's a good guy, Molly.
639
00:33:23,530 --> 00:33:28,569
I know. He's a great guy. He really is.
And we're very comfortable with each
640
00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,009
other. It's just that I'm starting to
think that there's something missing.
641
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:34,510
what? I don't know. I can't put my
finger on it.
642
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:40,250
Zing? Zing? Yeah, you know, sparks,
excitement, surprise.
643
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:44,320
Have you talked to Sean about this? How
do you tell a guy he's got no zing?
644
00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,030
What will you tell him?
645
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:03,169
Between the tape and weighing the
evidence, it's clear that Doug Tavel was
646
00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:05,090
in control of his faculties at the time.
647
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:09,949
Though it pains me to reward a youthful,
not to mention a legal, transgression,
648
00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:12,370
I find for the defendant.
649
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,540
Congratulations. Thank you. You're
welcome.
650
00:34:27,949 --> 00:34:30,119
I hope you in no way consider this a
victory.
651
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,869
Mr. Talbot, your son's a young man right
now. You've got to let him live his own
652
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,629
life, make his own decisions. Otherwise,
you're going to lose him.
653
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,809
Do you have any children?
654
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:37,860
Nope.
655
00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:40,149
Yeah, maybe you can't understand.
656
00:34:40,969 --> 00:34:43,799
No matter how old they get, you never
stop being a parent.
657
00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:46,320
You never stop wanting what's best for
them.
658
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:06,780
Oh, wait, let me guess. You got a call
from Mike and Nancy.
659
00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:10,040
Yeah. Do you have any idea what this is
about? No, not a clue.
660
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,149
Congratulations, Carol.
661
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,990
You made it here in exactly 15 minutes
and 27 seconds.
662
00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:16,450
Molly, 18 to 31.
663
00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:19,470
Ed, 31 minutes and change.
664
00:35:19,471 --> 00:35:21,469
At this point, I show to say the least.
665
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:25,909
So you call me, tell me to drop what I'm
doing and hurry over here as fast as I
666
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:28,629
can, and then when I get here, you tell
me I'm not fast enough.
667
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,449
When you have a child, you're often
asked to drop whatever it is you're
668
00:35:31,450 --> 00:35:33,250
and put their needs ahead of your own.
669
00:35:33,749 --> 00:35:35,630
I don't have a child. You could.
670
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:37,360
You could have Sarah.
671
00:35:37,361 --> 00:35:41,629
What? Mike and I needed some custody of
Sarah if anything happens to us.
672
00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:44,009
We wanted to pick one of you guys. We
couldn't decide who.
673
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:46,169
And as dumb as it sounds, we've been
testing you.
674
00:35:46,170 --> 00:35:48,909
That thing with Warren, we wanted to see
how you would react to someone you
675
00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:51,049
cared about doing something really
stupid.
676
00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:54,929
Yeah, the thing with the vent shaft, it
was like crisis management kind of
677
00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:55,980
thing.
678
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:57,440
Don't tell me.
679
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,770
Sarah didn't trash my office. You did.
Yeah.
680
00:35:59,771 --> 00:36:03,859
You guys, please don't hate us. Well,
there's varying degrees of hate. So,
681
00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,399
really, this is how you guys thought
you'd do this, really? I'm with Ed.
682
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,420
You lied to us. Oh, come on, you guys.
This isn't about us. It's about Sarah.
683
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:15,879
No matter how stupid and insensitive
they were. And you were stupid and
684
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,930
insensitive.
685
00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:20,099
But they did it for Sarah because they
love her and they want what's best for
686
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,300
her. We can't forget that.
687
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,780
Well, I think we've got a winner.
688
00:36:25,781 --> 00:36:28,719
What? Those tests? They weren't the real
test.
689
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,070
They're just to annoy you. This is the
real test.
690
00:36:31,071 --> 00:36:34,979
She would understand that as a parent,
you have to every once in a while make a
691
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:38,179
jackass out of yourself for the sake of
your kids. Well, you're doing a good job
692
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,919
with that. I think he's just making it
up as he goes along. Our grape said...
693
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,019
Molly, if anything happens to us, we
would love if you would be Sarah's
694
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,880
guardian. Yeah, but only if you want to.
695
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,030
Are you kidding?
696
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,580
Come on, I would be honored.
697
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,580
Well, there's question 15.
698
00:36:51,631 --> 00:36:53,659
Wait a second.
699
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:54,710
Wait, wait.
700
00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:57,050
I got here in 15 minutes and 27 seconds.
701
00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,610
Doesn't that count for something?
702
00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:00,920
Well, it does.
703
00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:03,410
In the event of our untimely death,
704
00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:05,710
Willie Butch is all yours.
705
00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:07,610
Yeah, you get Willie Butch.
706
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,020
No.
707
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:13,950
Thank you all for coming.
708
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:21,189
I'm certain Mr. Fish would be delighted
to know how many of you came out tonight
709
00:37:21,190 --> 00:37:22,240
to pay respects.
710
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:23,590
When do we get to bowl?
711
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:25,990
The lanes will reopen in 15 minutes.
712
00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:33,169
William Fish was an obnoxious,
opinionated blowhard who
713
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:38,129
tried the nerves of everyone who ever
came into contact with him. Promise me
714
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,349
won't let stop speak at my service when
I die.
715
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:42,210
So why honor his memory?
716
00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:46,550
Because he was here.
717
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:53,610
And while he was here, he made damn sure
you noticed him.
718
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,180
You may not have liked him, but I'll bet
you remember him.
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00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:07,219
Without further ado, the Stucky Bowl
Honor Guard will assist me in William
720
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:10,460
Fisher's final send -off with a 21 -ball
salute.
721
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,690
It contains the ashes of Mr. William
Fish.
722
00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,380
Anything you want me to do?
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00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:47,980
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